Zoey 102 (2023)

[bunniefuu]

Zoey, I've loved you

since the moment I saw you.

You knocked me off

my feet, remember?

I knew even then, and

I think you did too,

that what we've got

is something special,

something powerful,

something real.

When I look into your eyes,

I see our whole lives.

The good days, the bad days,

the birthdays, the old age.

I... I want to do it all, Zoey!

As long as I can do it with you.

And sure, it won't be perfect,

but nothing in this

world is perfect,

except for you.

I'm ready to build a life,

a family, a future, together,

but that all starts

with one question.

Zoey...

Zoey...

Uh, what's your last name again?

Brooks.

Zoey Brooks, will you marry me?

What are you doing?

I'm asking for your hand.

We've been on two dates.

Two perfect dates that

I would like to turn

into forever, so, will you

make me the happiest...

No, no, definitely

not, absolutely not.

Not in a million years, no!

Well, maybe if you

said "yes" now,

and then we could

talk about it later.

Byron, stand up.

Yeah. Hi.

You know this is weird, right?

Yeah, I know it's weird.

Just, I'm 30 and a half

and I live with my mom,

and I'm the lead singer

of a Maroon 5 cover band.

I don't really get a

lot of second dates.

Thank you for your

honesty, Byron.

I'm sure there's someone

out there for you,

it just isn't me.

So I need to leave.

Yeah, that, uh,

that makes sense.

You gonna be all right?

Oh yeah, I'm, uh,

yeah, I'll be fine.

All right.

So I'll call you?

Please don't.

Okay.

- Congratulations!

- Congratulations!

You're watching

LOVE: Fully Charged.

Welcome to sunny Malibou

Lake, California,

where 12 sexy singles

will spend the summer

searching for their

perfect match,

with the grand prize

of either true love

or a car.

This season, we've taken

a stupid old Pontiac

Solstice Coupe

and we've converted it

into the electric

vehicle of your dreams.

With a range of 300 miles and

self-driving capabilities,

this is the fully charged LUV-6.

Now buckle up because this week,

Jordan B. And Jordyn J.

Go on their first date.

What's up?

I currently drive

a 2009 Ford Fiesta,

no A/C, no rearview mirror,

so you know I'm gunnin'

for that Pontiac.

But Jordyn J. Is

lookin' super hot today,

so, yeah, I guess my

head is starting to turn!

You're lookin' super hot today.

- You want some wine?

- Yeah, thanks.

So look, why'd you pick

me to go on a date?

Um...

Tell her to go. Go, go!

Well, um...

Oh, thank God.

Mysterious...

'Cause you're mysterious

and beautiful,

and you caught my eye

the second you walked in.

I haven't felt a

connection like this

with anyone else in the villa,

and I'm excited to

see where this goes.

I'm also excited to see

where this goes too.

- To us.

- To us.

And cut!

- All right, that's a cut.

- Moving on.

That was great, you

guys! Really fun stuff.

Jordyn J., to confessionals.

Hey, how'd I do?

Oh, nailed it, just

like we practiced.

America is going to love you.

I don't think I could

do this without you.

How do you always know

what to, like, say?

Oh, it's just a part

of the job, Jordan B.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've

got a promotion to go get.

Get 'em, Zo!

So the question

that I propose to you,

my brilliant production

team, is this.

Has everybody seen what

they're doing at Dog Cops?

Yeah, it's some freaky sh*t.

Freaky, new

sh*t, and that's what I

want from you for our show.

I want freaky new ideas

or

you're fired.

- Make everyone get naked?

- No!

What if we paired

someone with an animal?

We did that last season!

What if we replaced all

the girls with their moms?

That's an amazing idea

because if there's one thing.

Middle America loves,

it's old women.

No, doesn't test well.

What if Jordan B. Proposed?

What if Jordan B. Proposed?

Everyone shut up.

Greg, you had an idea?

What if Jordan B.

Proposed to Jordyn J.?

A proposal... on

the second date?

That is some freaky shiznit,

and it is so genius,

it just could work.

How do you come up with this?

I don't know!

I know.

- 'Cause you're related to me.

- Actually, that was my idea!

Okay, so the reason I

called this meeting,

every year, for the finale,

I put together a team of

our brightest and our best.

The team that will

be live with me

on site for our finale is...

This is how you do TV.

- Taylor!

- Yes!

Brian!

- Aiden.

- Yes!

- Rafi!

- Yeah!

And of course, Greg.

Gotta have Greg. Everybody

else... be better.

See you on the ice.

Meeting adjourned.

- Siri, start my treadmill.

- Kelley, I need to talk to you.

Okay, I'm super busy,

so make it quick please.

It's about your selections

for live finale.

I think you're

making a big mistake.

Pink or hot pink

for the new girl?

- Nude.

- She can't be naked.

No, no, it's a color.

The color nude.

Do I have to do everyone's

job around here?!

I would be such a valuable

member of the team

because I've worked on the

show longer than anyone.

- All the contestants trust me.

- Mr. Kevyn, question from Legal.

Did we ever get permission

to use Pontiac for the car?

We are the number one

show on the network.

We don't ask Pontiac,

we tell them.

In fact, tell Pontiac,

if they don't like it,

they can kiss my

tiny little nuts.

You done or you still need me?

I have better ideas

than any of the guys!

The proposal was my idea!

Look, Debbie,

if you don't like your job,

I can get you a new one.

Submission tape duty.

Wait, no, no, that is not...

Submission tape duty!

Woo! LOVE: Fully Charged!

Not today, please.

Please.

This is a closed set, I

want to let you guys know.

I don't love that photo, to

be honest. I'll sign this.

I do have to leave

in about two seconds.

- But it's like the best picture!

- All right.

Oh my God.

Need a ride?

Oh, come on, cheer up.

This is what happens

when you still drive

your dad's PT Cruiser,

from high school.

You're gonna need

a new car, babe.

I'm fine. I like my car.

Isn't it crazy that I

started as your intern,

and now like, we're...

like, I'm like

like a little above...

like it's crazy.

What's crazy is that Kelley

lets you take home the show car

but I can't even get

him to look at me.

That's because Kelley

is obsessed with me.

It would be like gross

if it didn't come

with some perks.

I just think about

all the things

I dreamed about in high school,

and now I'm here, and it's like,

is this it, is this the dream?

It's really gross how often

you talk about high school.

No, but seriously,

just break the rules.

There are two types

of people, right?

Sharks and minnows.

I'm obviously a shark,

and you're-you're a minnow.

I'm not a minnow.

Okay, then prove it.

If you want Kelley's

attention, just do what I did.

What did you do?

I solicited him for nudes

and then I blackmailed him.

I'm joking!

You're crazy!

Um, no, I applied for the job.

If it makes you feel better,

I really thought the

promotion was yours.

You deserve it more than anyone,

including me.

I make way too much money.

You wanna go to sushi?

Take me to SUGARFISH.

Taking you to SUGARFISH.

Archer!

It's totally fine.

This drives itself,

we can just relax.

Sit back, relax.

Door closing.

- Hey!

- Hi!

- Did you get it?

- The promotion? No.

Sexism is still alive and

well in Hollywood, baby!

What?!

Those idiots.

But no, the package,

I meant the package,

Oh, uh, yeah.

- Five minutes, Ms. Pensky.

- Thank you.

You in London? I thought your

keynote wasn't 'til next week.

We're pre-taping it

for the product launch.

Open it. I only

have a few minutes.

The new TekMate?! These

aren't even out yet!

I guess it pays to

know the inventor!

Don't you want to turn it on?

Wow, the unbreakable

see-through phone.

It's even better in person!

Oh my God.

Did I tell you that I got

proposed to the other night

on a second date?

It's like the second we turn 30,

everybody just becomes

obsessed with...

"Will you be my maid..."

Wait, what is...

No.

Shut up!

Quinn and Logan are

getting married!

Sorry.

He met me in London and

surprised me with a trip

to the Netherlands. He

even chartered a plane,

which is so environmentally

irresponsible, but...

- Of course he did!

- Of course he did!

So, I just called Michael,

and he is obsessed with

being the officiant.

And I got off the phone with

Chase, and he is freaking out!

Oh. Hi-hi, Zoey!

So you heard.

- She finally said yes!

- Hey, Logan!

And it only took you

50 times. Congrats!

Okay, so I know it's

almost like too soon,

but the wedding has

to be August 26th.

Long story short,

product launch,

it's the only time I'm free

for the next two years.

And I don't know what I'd do

without my best friend there.

So what do you say?

You know, I thought I

was gonna have to work,

but looks like I'm totally free!

Thank you. Hey, you wanna get

me a water before I go on?

Anything for my fiancee.

Zo, you know it's

gonna be fine, right?

Chase is gonna be there.

It's gonna be fine.

More than fine,

it's gonna be fun.

No one gets to see

you anymore except me.

It'll be the

reunion we all need.

I gotta go, love you.

Please welcome inventor

Quinn Pensky.

I need another drink.

"No one sees you anymore."

I see people.

Just because I haven't

seen them in a while

doesn't mean we

aren't friends, right?

I have a lot of friends,

see a lot of people.

Even if I had the

option, I'm too busy.

I'm really busy all the time.

Of course I had questions.

Who snuck into Sunday school?

Who stole the Subaru?

And who stabbed

Sara bell a Samson?

I'm Stacey Dillsen, and this

is My Favorite Slaughters.

- Woo!

- Make a wish!

Is there shellfish in this?

No shellfish!

What's goin' on?

Yeah, give it to me.

Psh! Nice work. Yeah?

Okay, here we go.

Oh, yeah. You're good at that.

Oh, yeah, you wanna fistbump?

Let's go. All right.

Chase, I'm really

sorry about Hawaii.

But we were kids. Can we talk?

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Oh, no. Oh...

You're watching

LOVE: Fully Charged.

No peeking. No

peeking. No peeking.

Okay, hang on. Hang on.

You ready? Three, two, one.

Ta-da!

Jordan B., what's going

on? Did you do all this?

No.

I mean, yes.

Jordyn J., I know it's

only our second date,

but there's something

I want to ask you.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God!

Yeah?

Um...

Yes?

Um...

Um...

What is wrong with him?

Um...

Greg, what is wrong with him?

I don't know. He's

never like this.

Yo, I'm so sorry, but before

I do this, can I talk to Zoey?

Who the hell is Zoey?

Zoey, you embarrassed me.

The network loved Greg's

idea of the proposal,

and then Jordan B. Goes

on one knee and is like,

"Uh, I need Zoey. Where's

Zoey? Zoey, where's Zoey?"

Well, where were you, Zoey?

You put me on

submission tape duty.

You are not here to answer.

You are here to listen.

I do not like Jordan B.

He acts like a baby.

But America disagrees.

It's probably the hair.

And if my prediction is right,

he's gonna go to the finals.

And when he does, I need you

to be

his mommy.

Mommy?

Yes.

When he is "hungy,"

you will feed him.

When he is crabby, you

will check his diapey.

And when we go live,

you will be in his ears telling

him exactly what to say,

because I will not

be embarrassed again.

Does this mean I'm

on the live team?

- Yeah, fine, on the live team.

- Yes!

Oh, God.

No, uh, wait, I cannot tell you

how long I waited to do this,

but I don't know if I can accept

because it is the same weekend

as my best friend's wedding...

I was not asking, okay?

Whatever your plans

are, cancel, okay?

You're busy.

- Thank you.

- Thank you so much.

One more.

One for the

one. Just a little one.

Quinn, it's me,

your maid of honor.

I can't come to your wedding.

I know it's the most

important day of your life,

but I have to work.

Oh, I hate this.

Zoey!

- Hi! Oh!

- Hi!

Oh, my God, I'm so

glad you're here.

My family's already

driving me nuts.

Bubbe says I'm too pale.

My mom thinks I should

add a belt to the dress.

- And Logan's sister Lyric is...

- Quinn.

- Lyric. Hi.

- I need to talk to you

- about your wedding present.

- Right now?

Yes.

My gift is an original song.

That is so thoughtful.

That I will be performing

as you walk down the aisle.

Lyric is an up-and-coming

singer/songwriter.

I specialize in EDM/deep

house/country-folk.

- It's like a whole thing.

- Lyric, about the gift...

Shh.

Ooh, that's really good.

Uh, sorry, the melody

just came to me.

I need to lay this down.

Siri, open voice memos.

What I would give

for the confidence

of a trust fund kid.

Um, Quinn,

there is something I really

need to talk to you about.

Ready, Miss Pensky?

I'm sorry, I... I gotta go.

- Talk later? Okay.

- Yeah, okay.

Thank you.

I hope she shows up.

Zoey? The maid

of honor? Why wouldn't she?

Because she never shows up.

And it's not like

we don't invite her.

Now that you mention it, I

worked with Quinn five years

- and I still haven't met her.

- My theory is

I think she's still

stuck on her ex, Chase.

- The best man?

- From high school.

It's sad. They were

supposed to spend the summer

after senior year

together in Hawaii,

but something must

have happened,

because they broke

up, and I don't think

she's had a relationship since.

Oh, no. Poor thing.

And if she does show, it's

going to be uncomfortable,

because I don't think she

knows Chase has a girlfriend.

A serious one. We had dinner

with them in Baltimore

when I was touring for my pod.

She's a teacher too.

They're so cute together.

- Oh, my goodness.

- Zoey?

- Are you okay?

- I'm good. I'm so good.

Your maid of honor has arrived!

- Hey!

- Hi!

It looks like you could

use a little drink.

Thank you.

Miss Pensky, you look beautiful!

It is so good to see you, Zoey.

Oh, this is my mom,

Quinn's grandma.

Not grandma. Never grandma.

Bubbe.

Nice to meet you.

Well, how's your family?

What is that little

brother of yours up to?

Not so little anymore.

He has two kids and twins on

the way, if you can believe it.

You all need to stop growing up.

Zoey!

- It's been so long!

- Hi, Stacey!

And you must be Camille.

Yes, it's so nice

to finally meet you.

We were just wondering whether

or not you were gonna make it.

I know. I'm late, but I was

at my boyfriend's house.

Lost track of time.

Boyfriend? Since when?

It's recent, but

enough about me.

Now, don't make us wait

until the wedding, Zoey.

Come on, give us the deets.

Yeah, yeah. What's his name?

Uh, his... his name is, um

um...

Hemsworth.

Hugo Hemsworth.

Hemsworth? Is he Australian?

Yeah.

Like Liam and Chris Hemsworth?

They're distant cousins.

- Oh! What does he do?

- What?

He is a doctor.

Surgeon, actually.

- Wow!

- Dr. Hemsworth.

She's ready.

Oh, thank God.

She looks great.

You look amazing.

How do you feel?

Like I'd rather be getting

married in a lab coat.

It's perfect. You're perfect.

You're a little pale.

Could use a belt.

- I'll see you soon.

- All right. Bye!

- Uh, hey, where's your car?

- Oh, it's in the shop.

- Oh. Do you need a ride?

- That's so sweet,

but my boyfriend's

picking me up.

- Wha-what?

- Actually, his car is.

It drives itself.

Self-driving?

- Fancy!

- Yes.

Uh, excuse me? Boyfriend?

What did I miss?

Is this what you

wanted to talk about?

Oh my God, are you bringing

him to the wedding?

- This is huge!

- No, no, no.

It's way too late

to add a plus-one.

No, it's not. I'm literally

texting our wedding planner.

Which reminds me, would you

mind going to Santa Barbara?

Logan is getting the rings

resized at some fancy place,

and there is no one I

trust more than you.

Do you mind?

- I don't mind. I'll do it.

- Thank you.

Oh! I love you.

- Mwah.

- Love you. Bye!

And that's when

I knew I had to do both:

The wedding and the finale.

If I was going to pull this off,

I needed three things:

A boyfriend, a car, and a plan.

The wedding is

happening at 4:00 p.m.

at Logan's family

estate in Malibu.

The live finale is

happening at 5:00 p.m.

at the LOVE: Fully

Charged stage,

just 2.3 miles up the road.

By the time I'm needed on set,

the wedding reception

will be in full swing.

I'll slip away to

work the finale,

and be back before

anyone notices I'm gone.

It's foolproof.

Next, I needed a car.

A self-driving car.

Securing the keys was easy.

Kelley lets Archer take the

LUV-6 whenever he wants,

and he was happy

to hand them over.

Wait, you're taking the car?

Zoey, get back here!

What? Ugh!

Ugh, thank God.

The student has

become the master.

Now, all I needed was a date.

But where I was supposed

to find a hotshot

Australian ER surgeon whose

name was Hugo Hemsworth?

Yo, what's up? My

name is Dragon.

My real name is Vantarius,

but I'm a really big

Game of Thrones fan,

so I legally changed my

name when I turned 18.

Come on, who can say no to this?

My name's Spencer, and

I know what women want.

He probably didn't exist.

What I needed was an actor.

Hello, my name is

Todd E. Schupert.

I'm 28 years old.

I'm an actor from

Burbank, California.

I can also do accents.

I can do Australian.

I just

came out from Bondi Beach.

G'day, how are ya?

And that's where you come in.

Looking at your rsum,

I can see that you

have years of training,

dozens of student

films under your belt.

BFA in Acting.

Oh, and a minor in Early

Childhood Development.

- Cool.

- No, no, no.

I Manny for family on the side.

Okay, I can quit if you need.

No major TV shows or

movies. That's great.

Okay, so, sorry, what

does this have to do

with me getting on

LOVE: Fully Charged?

Todd, I'm not here

to talk to you

about being on

LOVE: Fully Charged.

I saw your submission tape,

and I used my position

of power to get you here.

That was wrong, and

I'm sorry about that.

Okay, so why am I here?

I need a favor.

I need someone to

play my boyfriend

at my best friend's

wedding next weekend.

I need them to fully commit

the way only a real actor can.

Okay. So, like, method.

Sure. Yeah.

I...

I don't know why I thought

this was a good idea.

Forget I asked. I am sorry.

No, no, no. Okay, if I do this,

can you get me on the show?

I mean, I can certainly try.

That's good enough for me.

Is this completely insane?

Which part, hiring a super-hot

actor to play your boyfriend

at your best friend's wedding,

or agreeing to be at work

the same weekend as your

best friend's wedding?

The boyfriend part.

Convincing your friends

you have a hot boyfriend

is the least of your concerns

if he doesn't watch the road.

Does he know what he's doing?

The car drives itself,

and it performed very well

during the safety testing phase.

It ran over six crash dummies.

Um, hello? Arch?

I'm losing you driving

through the canyon.

Bad service.

The car will be back

before the show goes live.

Okay, bye!

It's the red button, Zoey.

Big red button. Center.

Yeah, right there. End...

Uh, what are you reading?

Oh, there are five steps to

creating the perfect character.

The who, the what, the when,

the where, and the why.

I have the first

four, right? So who:

Hugo Boss Hemsworth.

What: He is a

celebrated ER surgeon

who is madly in love

with Zoey Brooks.

When: Present day.

Where: Born in Melbourne.

Raised in West Philly.

You really took some

liberties there.

I just can't cr*ck the why.

You know, my interpretation

is that he's being used

as a tool to make your

ex-boyfriend jealous.

- Is that right?

- Jealous?

No, no, no, absolutely not.

That would be immature.

I just want to show

him and everyone

that I am a very successful,

well-rounded adult

who's moved on and is

doing better than him.

Copy.

J-E-A-lous.

Hi. Oh, thank you so much

for coming. Great tie.

- Thanks.

- See you out there.

I don't know what to

tell you, Chauncy,

he's just not

shucking fast enough.

Get me another shucker.

No, no, no, get me two.

The people need oysters.

I got eyes on the bride.

Hi. There you are.

- I've been looking for you.

- I'm sorry, babe.

I've been putting out

fires left and right.

Isn't that what the

wedding planner's for?

- Yeah, I fired her.

- You what?

Look, she just... She

wasn't executing the vision.

I thought this weekend

was supposed to be

relaxed and intimate.

250 people is intimate, babe.

Do you know how many

people I didn't invite?

- It's just all a little much.

- A little much?

We got two life-sized cakes

of the bride and

groom to drop off.

Yeah. Right there is fine.

- Wow.

- Look, Quinn,

this is our wedding

weekend, all right?

You work so hard,

you deserve more

than a little much.

You deserve the most much.

I just want to give that to you.

I know you do.

- Quinn! Logan!

- Michael.

You look amazing!

- No, no, no!

- These are cakes!

Oh, wait, what? This is a cake?

- Yes.

- Damn!

Could somebody get these

human cakes out of here,

before I melt?

So good to see you.

- I'm so happy you're here.

- Buddy.

Oh, man, I'm so excited that

this is finally happening.

My two best friends

are getting married?

Taking the plunge, and

I get to plunge them?

This is truly

an honor. Honestly.

Oh, speaking of the ceremony,

I want to go over

what I have so far.

I got, like, five drafts.

I've been writing, all right?

"Dearly beloved..."

Here we go, Todd.

Mind calling me Hugo?

It just helps me

stay in character.

Now please, let me

take my moment before.

Todd.

"We're gathered here to get

through this thing called life."

What's up with that car?

- Todd.

- I don't know anyone named Todd.

- That car. The car!

- Oh, my God.

Look out!

- Oh, my God!

- Doors opening.

- I thought that was...

- You good? Everybody good?

What's up?

What's up?

You almost hit us with your car!

It's called making

an entrance, Logan.

All right. I'll accept that.

That's a pretty good

entrance. I mean, damn!

- What's up, Zoey?

- Michael, it's been too long.

Yeah, no sh*t, we live in the

same city and we barely see you.

- What's up with that?

- 'Cause she's too busy

putting up with my ass.

Apologies for my appearance.

I had to come

straight from surgery.

- Surgery?

- This is Hugo.

- Hugo, this is...

- Quinn and Logan!

The bride and the groom.

Of course I know who you are.

Zoey's told me so

much about you.

- Love your car.

- Thank you.

And you must be Michael?

Yes. The officiant, Michael.

- Pardon?

- The officiant.

You know, you said their titles,

you know, bride and groom,

but I'm Michael, the officiant.

- Okay.

- Yeah.

- That's awesome.

- Yeah, it is awesome.

It's an honor, actually.

Yeah. Yeah.

Um, hon, I'm gonna go

put the bags in our room.

Quinn, could you point me

in the right direction?

The wedding party is staying

in the guest quarters upstairs.

Yeah, I'll show them

up. Come on, Michael.

Thanks.

Somebody clean up that glass.

Okay, where did you find him?

He's perfect.

Tell me about it.

So how are things going?

Oh, uh... well, you'll see.

Welcome. Welcome, everyone.

Cheers to Logan and Quinn.

Cheers!

I got that second

shucker on site.

All right, I'm taking

him to you now.

I said two trays.

So then I'm thinking

of closing with a joke.

You know, since everyone will

be sobbing at that point.

You gotta wake up.

I'm trying to rehearse here.

What a disgusting

display of wealth.

God, I hate rich people.

Uh, don't you live here?

It's journalism. The

case I'm working on now

is a real stumper.

They call him the

Malibu m*rder*r.

He's still at large.

- So you're a detective?

- Podcast host.

Logan! Quinn!

Oh, look, I'm so

glad you wore makeup.

Bubbe, that's a cake.

- That's a cake?

- Yeah. Come on. Come on.

Don't talk to that.

I see. This is big,

even for Logan.

Yeah, I don't even know

half these people here.

Well, you know me,

and I'm here for anything

at all that you need,

whether it's a

refill or a rescue.

Hey, babe? I really

need you right now.

Aunt Carol and her

bridge club want a photo.

- Okay, I'll rescue you.

- Like, now.

Save you in a bit.

Sleeping arrangements

aren't gonna be a problem.

The rooms are huge.

I situated myself on the

couch like a gentleman.

And didn't think to change.

Zoey, I'm creating

a character, okay?

I just...

I need you to trust the work.

Now, which one is the ex?

I don't think he's here yet.

Okay, good, I'm gonna

go get us some drinks.

Chase.

Here.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi!

Oh, um

this is my girlfriend, Danielle.

- Hi.

- So excited to be here.

It's like a dream,

meeting everyone.

Chase keeps talking

about from high school.

Nice to meet you. I'm...

Ah. Let me guess.

Dana.

Lola?

- Coco?

- Zoey. I'm Zoey.

Chase, I don't remember

you mentioning a Zoey.

Yeah, well, must

have slipped my mind.

Ah, sorry.

Vodka martini, slightly dirty.

Mm, just like you, cowgirl.

Hi, I'm Hugo

Hemsworth, Zoey's boyf.

Oh! Boyf. Wow,

that's a strong grip.

- And jawline.

- Thank you.

I... am Chase. Chase.

Danielle.

- Hi, nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.

- Hang on one second.

- Yes, babe, sure.

Um, I have to take this.

- So nice to meet you, Danielle.

- Likewise.

Chase, I had something

I wanted to tell you,

but must have slipped

my mind. See you.

See you, sexy.

You'll have to

excuse the scrubs.

I had to come

straight from surgery.

- Surgery?

- Wow.

We pulled a double.

Heart and brain

at the same time.

That's amazing.

Sorry, I was

getting the car detailed.

- Please!

- Oh, the shoes.

Then take them

off. Take them off.

- Greg.

- Okay, here.

Leave her shoes...

Leave them there!

Okay.

Oh, sorry. Okay, okay.

Perhaps you'd care to explain

this.

The thing I love

most about Jordyn J.

Is probably her boobs.

Oh, my God. The hair

looks so

good.

So you knew about this

and you let it happen?

Because the hair? That was it.

That was all that he had.

That's exactly why.

He wanted to show

Jordyn J. And America

that he's more

than just his hair.

Uh, he's a trendsetter.

It's called strategy.

Is it?

Kelley, being your first

and only female producer,

you just got to

trust me on this.

I know what our audience wants

because I am our audience.

And I love the hair.

For your own sake,

I hope that you are right.

Okay.

Zoey?

Seriously.

Hot dress.

Yeah.

Now I take you seriously.

Okay. Thanks.

Greg!

Punch you in the face.

Just pumping away,

trying to get a pulse.

Seven-year-old kid

swallowed a ping-pong ball.

- So sad.

- Oh, my God.

No, no, no. Don't worry.

He is fine.

Nobody has ever

d*ed on my table.

Aw!

Except maybe a couple times.

Who even is this guy?

Shh. He's so sweet.

You know what? Enough about me.

Stacey, I'm a huge

fan of the pod.

Total Slaughter-head.

Yeah.

Any updates on the

Malibu m*rder*r?

Oh. Um... you listen?

Ahem. I'm back.

This is Mark, my field producer.

- Husband.

- Uh-huh.

But, yes, also field producer.

Didn't you and Quinn used to...?

Date. Yes.

Yeah, it was just a fling.

But this, uh...

- This is the real deal.

- Excuse me.

How was it with the witness?

- I got a description...

- Yes, Mark. Great work.

Of his hands.

Damn it, Mark,

that's not enough.

But go on.

She said the hands were large.

That's it?

Not guilty!

- They're enormous.

- Oh, so funny!

Jordan B., why

is your hair orange?

I thought I could fix it

without anyone noticing.

Fix what?

I found a gray hair, okay?

You happy?

I can't have gray hair at

23. I'm supposed to be hot.

You bleached your whole head

because of one gray hair?

Then it kind of started falling

out, so I had to cut it.

I tried to find you first,

but you weren't here.

I'm sorry. I know.

It's just...

Hang on. One second.

Um...

- I'm gonna have to leave again.

- What?

If you need anything

at all, you call me.

Not Kelley, okay? Me.

You're gonna be fine.

What was I saying?

Oh, yeah. Jordyn's boobs.

Om...

So, in a way, I credit Zoey

for saving that

little boy's life.

- Aw!

- Yeah, she...

- So sweet.

- Oh, my God.

She inspires me to

be a better surgeon.

- Aw!

- Wow.

Can you take a look

at my feet? Because...

- Whoa!

- What is that?!

I'm sorry, it stinks.

Don't smell it. Just fix it.

Quinn?

Quinn?

- Jordan B., what do you want?

- Zoey.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Don't cry. Don't cry.

It's gonna... It's

gonna be okay.

No! A neck tattoo will not

fix what you did to your hair.

Who's getting a neck tattoo?

I-I have to go.

Quinn, I've been looking

all over for you.

What are you doing

in the bathtub?

I'm unclogging the drain.

Did you know clogged drains can

lead to corrosion and flooding?

Oh no.

Okay, what's wrong?

I never dreamed of

having a wedding.

But then I fell in love

with someone who did.

And I want to do this for

him, but it's all a lot.

Does Logan know that?

We've been together over

a decade. You'd think so.

But he's so totally absorbed,

it's like he's a

different person.

I know he's dreamed of having

an extravagant wedding,

and I'm trying to be

sensitive to that.

But I'm not a rational function.

My limits are not infinite.

If only humans could

have vertical asymptotes,

you know what I'm saying?

Not at all.

But I think I get

the gist of it.

So why don't we just

get out of here.

Leave my own party?

I don't think I'm

allowed to do that.

You're the bride. You

can do whatever you want.

Party's almost over.

Plus, there's a cake down there

that everyone thinks

is you anyway.

- Where would we even go?

- I have ideas.

Seriously?

A karaoke bar?

No, no, no, no. It's late.

The rehearsal's tomorrow.

- We gotta be rested.

- Hey!

Look at me.

I love you.

I love you too.

So stop thinking about

the wedding for one second

and have some fun with me, okay?

Fine.

- Okay. All right.

- Yeah!

But if Michael doesn't sing

Limp Bizkit, I'm leaving.

Cool. Everyone's drinks are

on Logan. Let's go inside.

Let's go. Come on, babe.

- That's it, Logan.

- Let's do this.

- You good?

- I'm good. You good?

- Yeah. Great.

- Good.

Yeah! This is my favorite!

Rollin', rollin'!

Was he always that talented?

Yeah, but in school it was

mostly sad flute music.

Oh, yes!

So you all went to

high school together?

Yeah! PCA, baby!

So sad what happened.

We were the last class to

attend Pacific Coast Academy.

The school closed down in 2009

when multiple parents complained

about poor education standards,

leading the state to launch

a formal investigation,

only to discover the school

wasn't even accredited

and Dean Rivers was

stealing students' tuition

and blowing it at Morongo

Casino and Resort.

Yeah, it wasn't

even a real school.

The student loans were real! Ha!

I have so much debt!

Woo!

- Let's go!

- Great job, buddy. Great job.

- Let's do it.

- That was awesome!

I'm gonna hit the head.

Does anybody need anything?

Chase? Maybe a water?

Yes.

All right, I'll be right back.

- Consent to a kiss?

- Granted.

All right, next up,

we have Hugo Hemsworth

and Chase Matthews

singing a duet.

No, I'm all set.

Babe, you love karaoke. Go!

Chase! Chase! Chase! Chase!

- Yes!

- Woo!

Yes, Chase!

Go, Chase, go!

Hope you're cool

with the high part.

Uh, what song are we even...

Damn it, I love this song.

- Yo, they're both...

- Pretty good!

- Yeah.

- Let's go, Chase!

Not bad.

Bet you didn't know I was

a high tenor, did you?

- Are they...?

- Wasted?

One of them is.

See that bod?

Yes!

Calm down.

Yes!

I can't dance like that.

I can't dance like that.

No, come on! Come on!

Oh, whoa, whoa. Are you okay?

I am so sorry, dude.

What is this?

What? I thought we

were just having fun.

This is about Zoey, isn't it?

You're mad we dated so you're

trying to make me jealous.

Well, that's not gonna

work, Mr. Sexy Doctor Man,

because I don't care

about Zoey anymore.

- What's happening?

- Looks like they're fighting.

Let's just chill out.

That's it. I'm over

it! I'm over her!

- Well, doesn't sound like it.

- What'd you say?

I just get the feeling

that maybe you're not

actually over her.

You're getting a bit heavy.

- What?

- Up! Up!

What is your problem?

Oh, boo-hoo! Time for rehearsal!

Out of bed!

Everybody outside in ten!

What is the matter with you?

Can't he leave me

alone for one minute?

I'm so sick of

babysitting this guy.

I cannot do this today.

- Todd.

- Hmm?

Aren't you a Manny?

It's a side gig, but yeah.

No!

No. I'm your fake boyfriend.

Fake hungover boyfriend.

I'm not your babysitter.

Please. Please.

Meet me in the chapel in ten!

I have to go be with my friends.

I really need your help on this.

Please.

The villa is just

right up the street.

You can go up there,

distract him, have fun.

- Please, please, please?

- Wait, so I get to go to set?

Yes. Thank you.

Oh, my God. Finally.

Places! Okay.

So we're gonna

start with Michael

making an announcement

to ask all the guests

to silence their phones.

Cue Michael.

Cue Michael.

Silence your phone.

Bro, what is going on?

"I think I lost my voice."

How do you know

what he's saying?

I'm really good at lip-reading.

From over there?

- Plus, I have 20/20 vision.

- Great.

So my officiant

has lost his voice

the day before the wedding!

This is why we can't have fun.

"Let me show you. Ready?"

Dearly beloved, we are

gathered here today

to celebrate this thing

called patriarchy.

Heard of it?

Which has been used for

centuries to oppress women

by buying and selling them.

It's also kept the majority of

wealth in the male minority.

Okay, thank you, Lyric.

Look, I'm sorry, buddy,

but I gotta replace you.

- "Son of a..."

- Fine.

- I'll do it.

- What?

I have the number one

m*rder podcast in the U.S.

People would literally k*ll

to have me officiate

their wedding.

Yeah, you make a fair point.

But who's gonna walk

me down the aisle?

- It's a straight line, babe.

- Michael, obviously.

"Okay, sounds good."

Let's try this again.

Stacey will ask everyone

to silence their phones.

Get out of here, buddy.

Cue Stacey.

Silence your phones!

Just a little less

creepy next time, okay?

Yeah, okay. Lyric's

gonna sing us in.

Lyric!

My AI gloves weren't programmed

to deal with that reverb.

Did you hear the echo?

All right, guys, get in places.

Michael, Mark, Camille

and Jared, come on.

- Tighten up.

- How's your nose?

How do you think?

Your boyfriend dropped

me on my face on purpose.

He did not do it on purpose.

Zoey, he's very strong.

His muscles are huge.

He definitely

could have held me.

Classic Chase. Taking

everything so personally.

He said he was sorry.

All right,

cue Camille and Jared.

Chase, I know it's awkward, but

for the sake of our friends,

can't we at least just

try to be friends?

I'm sorry, but after

everything that happened,

did you really think

we were gonna be able

to just link arms and

stroll off into the sunset?

All right, now Zoey and Chase

will link arms and stroll.

Okay, the timing

of that was unfair.

They're linking.

They're strolling.

You could look happy.

Okay, cue the bride.

And, frankly, there

is no amount of philanthropy

that will ever make

up for those mistakes.

Lastly,

Quinn, you have come up

with so many wonderful

inventions over the years,

but I think that your

most impressive yet

is actually the reinvention

of this guy right

here, my best friend.

He's become an amazing

man because of you.

And so I think I

speak for all of us

when I say thank you

very much, Quinn.

To Quinn and Logan. Everyone.

To Quinn and Logan!

This is nice. Stace,

isn't this nice?

Everyone together, celebrating?

Mm-hmm. Mark, tell me something.

You're my field producer, right?

And husband.

Then why aren't

you in the field?

I thought we'd

take the night off.

Can the women who

are being m*rder*d

take the night off, Mark?

But

couldn't he be here?

- What?

- I'm just saying,

technically couldn't

the Malibu m*rder*r

be at this wedding

in Malibu?

How dare you, Mark?

These are our closest

and dearest friends.

- You're so right.

- Why would there be a m*rder*r

- at this wedding?

- Just forget I said it.

Enjoy your fish.

Where's Hugo?

Um, uh

he got called in

for an emergency.

If only there were more

people like him in the world.

Hey, Zoe, your turn.

Like yesterday.

Oh, right. Yeah, okay.

I would like to make a toast.

I've known Quinn and Logan

for more than half my life.

During that time, I've

watched Quinn grow,

evolve, and accomplish

almost all of her dreams.

And I've watched Logan

watch her do that.

Everyone says that high

school love doesn't last,

and they're right.

Most of the time, it doesn't.

Against all odds,

Quinn and Logan have

proved them wrong.

Uh... um

uh, that's why it's so real

and inspiring.

Just really makes me,

you know, just dance

a little and, um

just really gets me

so excited, I just want

to sing and drink a lot.

Yeah!

To Quinn and Logan!

I'm such a klutz. I'm

gonna have to go change.

You missed your mouth by a lot.

I know. I'm sorry. I'll

be right back, okay?

What is going on?

Why is he here? And

what is on his face?

I'm an ice tiger. Grr!

Todd, what happened?

You told me to babysit.

So I took him to the pier.

He wanted to ride the

kiddy coaster, right?

But he's too big, so he hit

his head on the support beam.

Now he can't remember the

last six months of his life.

Including the show, or Jordyn J.

What?

My God.

Did I just hear a lion?

No. My dad made me get

rid of all my exotic pets.

It's not that big of a deal.

Right? It's okay.

I mean, wasn't Jordan B.

Pretty stupid already?

You're right, maybe

nobody will even notice.

I mean, I'm gonna be telling

him exactly what to say.

Okay, I need to get

back down there.

So you're gonna sneak

him into the villa,

put him to sleep,

he'll sleep this off,

and everything will be...

Door opening.

Door closing.

Zoey, it is show day.

You said you were gonna

have the car back in time,

so where's the car, babe?

Archer, I promise you,

the car is the least

of your worries.

Have you seen Jordan B.

Today? Is he acting a little,

um, I don't know, different?

Oh, hey!

- Hi.

- Hey!

Whoa!

Just as dumb as usual. Why?

No reason! Look, I'm

on my way with the car.

I just have to make a little

pit stop in Santa Barbara.

Santa Barbara? That

is not on the way.

Okay, um...

What do I do?

No.

Door opening.

Oh, my God! I'm so

sorry! I did not mean to!

Oh, Chase.

It's you.

Zoey!

If my nose wasn't broken

before, I think it might be now.

Why are you even up this early?

I went on a run. Why are

you even up right now?

Is your nose bleeding?

Oh, here, I have some tissues.

Door closing.

- Uh, no...

- Wait, no, no, no!

Wait, wait!

Navigation calculated.

Estimated time: One

hour, 12 minutes.

Zoey? Turn it off.

I don't know how.

You don't know

how to work your own car?

- Come on.

- Turn off!

Door. Stop car.

Cancel trip.

New drive

time: One hour, 59 minutes.

Why did it just go up?

- Quinn?

- Here comes the bride.

All dressed in really

pretty pink pajamas. Hello?

- Wedding day!

- Good morning!

- You all look so good!

- You do!

Where's Zoey?

Zoey?

Zoey?

- Zoe?

- Zoey?

- Zoey?

- Zoey?

It's showtime, baby.

Can you at least tell

me where we're going?

Cool, I guess we'll just

sit in silence then.

Chase, you made it very clear

that you don't want to

hear what I have to say.

I thought that

maybe this weekend,

we could put our past behind

us and act like adults,

but clearly we cannot.

So, yes, I think it's

best if we don't speak.

Playing "Don't Speak."

Ladies, are we decent?

Hugo, what are you doing here?

Zoey's dealing with a

little work emergency,

- so she sent me.

- Wow.

Who wants mimosas?

Yes!

- Everybody take a glass.

- Is everything okay?

Here you go. Everything is fine.

- She's gonna be right back.

- Okay.

Arriving

at Perry's Fine Jewelry.

But Logan said

you got the rings already.

Doors opening.

Thank God. Let's

get out of here.

This thing's horrible. It's

like a prison on wheels.

Doors closing.

Self-park activating.

Oh. Heh.

Hey, is that the car

from LOVE: Fully Charged?

No.

I'm pretty sure it is.

No, it's not.

These are really nice.

Even I would like for you

to buy me some of these.

You know, if you want

somebody on the side,

I am that person.

We are appointment only.

You have an appointment?

Um, we're here to pick up.

- Name?

- Reese. Logan and Quinn.

Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Reese.

Stop playing with me. You know

you got no money. Go home.

Oh! Mr. and Mrs. Reese, I

did not recognize your voice.

I spoke to y'all over the phone.

Remember me? Janice.

- No, that's actually not...

- No. We're not...

Honestly, it's fine. My

mama say I'm forgettable.

But you two are late.

I thought maybe you

was trying to ditch us

and get your rings

down the street.

Pauline! Kayla!

- The Reese family is here!

- Oh, my God.

The rings will be right out.

Oh!

Pauline! Kayla!

Oh, this is a lot.

- Uh, no.

- Uh, no. We're fine.

- Take it.

- Take it.

Okay.

We love giving high-paying

customers like yourself

the full VIP treatment.

We hope you don't mind.

- We actually have to go.

- Yeah, we need to leave.

Oh, come on, you're never gonna

be as in love as you are now.

And it might not even last.

- Probably won't.

- That's a weird thing to say.

Okay. Oh!

A toast to the bride and groom.

Cheers!

So, Quinn and Logan,

what's your story?

- Again, we're actually not...

- We don't want to...

Oh, come on, don't be

those people, so boring.

Don't even think about

being those people.

You're not gonna get these

rings until you spill the tea.

Now, where did you meet?

Well, we met in middle school.

Oh, young love. I

love. Then what?

He saw me and ran his

bike into a flagpole.

- No. A flagpole?

- I'm dead.

- Then we became best friends.

- Study buddies.

But everybody knew I

had a thing for her.

And no one knew I

had a thing for him.

- They knew.

- They did not.

But every time I tried to

take it to the next level,

something always got in the way.

Other boyfriends.

- Other girlfriends.

- Yikes. We don't like that.

- Distance.

- Mm-hmm.

- Mistakes.

- Ugh.

But anyway, here we are

getting married now.

It's great, so

fast-forward to now.

We'd love our rings.

Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.

Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.

- Actually, we're just gonna...

- Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

- We're just gonna...

- Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

Guys, seriously?

- We're actually gonna head.

- We should leave, right?

This is a lot. And

the champagne was...

- Seriously, these suck.

- Every single one.

Blurry.

No, actually,

Zoey's the big spoon

and I'm the little spoon.

We're cute like that.

Hugo, you are hilarious.

Where did you grow up again?

Burbank.

Uh... Brisbane.

Australia. Brisbane.

Sometimes I use an

Australian accent when I go out.

You wouldn't believe

how many men, women, and

nonbinary people I get

when I use this voice.

Hey, Hugo, could you

text Zoey for me?

I've tried a bunch of times,

but she hasn't responded.

Yeah, can do.

I'll get us a bottle

while I'm out.

All right, see you soon.

Aussies are the best.

Hey, Logan, here's an idea.

I can still

officiate the wedding

using text to voice.

What? No, dude. Absolutely not.

Look, I can't find Chase

anywhere. Where is he?

Dude, I can't hear a

single thing you're saying.

Where is he?

- I'll text him.

- I'll text him.

Thank you, Jared.

Jared, you suck.

Really, Michael?

Is that what happens

when you get engaged?

Free champagne

everywhere you go?

No, that's what

happens when you drop

six figures on a ring.

So, um, you think you and

Hugo will get engaged?

No.

I'm-I'm... I mean, no.

Not really thinking

about marriage.

But what about you?

Danielle? No. I

mean, she's great.

Um, for now.

Uh, you know, the

timing just felt right.

Timing. Something we never had.

I'm so sorry about Hawaii.

I tried to call.

I sent messages.

And I completely understand

why you didn't respond,

but I wanted the chance

to explain why I...

Left me alone on a literal

island and waited weeks to call?

Yeah, why did you do that?

I guess I was so used to it

not working out between us

that I was scared

of what would happen

if it actually did.

So I just bailed.

I really, really wish I hadn't.

I mean, I've tried to move

on. I've tried to forget.

I threw myself into work.

Distanced myself from

all of our friends.

I even downloaded every

dating app on Earth.

But no matter what I did,

it always came back to you.

I know that sounds so

ridiculous, but it's why...

Why is the car stopping?

Zero percent charge.

Oh, my gosh. You have

to charge this car.

Yeah, that's kind of a thing.

You look beautiful.

Thank you.

Is that what you're wearing?

Yeah, why?

No reason.

- Anything yet from Zoey?

- No.

Calls are going

straight to voicemail.

Why is

nothing going through?

Yeah, I think I had

better over here, actually.

What am I gonna do?

How could this be the one spot

that there's

absolutely no service?

Zoey, Zoey, hey, hey.

I think we can make

it, but we have to go.

We have to walk now.

- Okay.

- Come on.

Yeah, it'll be good. Here we go.

Have you heard from

Chase this morning?

Nobody can get a hold of him.

No, I haven't.

Wow, you look so good.

Thanks. So do you.

- Have you heard from Zoey?

- No, I haven't.

Wait. Is this supposed

to be their first look?

- They're weird like that.

- Wait.

So the maid of honor and the

best man are both missing?

I can't believe this.

How much farther?

Oh. Here.

Okay. Thank you.

Here, you wear mine.

Oh, that's so much better.

Yeah, this is...

- This is not better.

- Okay.

Oh, God.

So normally I could

not afford Montecito,

but I can afford Montecito if

the house has had a m*rder,

- which this one has.

- Uh-huh.

- The whole first floor...

- I think that might be wet.

What is that?

Uh, it's "White

Diamond," Mr. Kevyn.

Benjamin Moore?

This is a great shade.

I mean, I love it.

Will you paint my

office that color?

- Yeah.

- Great. Now?

- Oh. Yeah. Yes, sir.

- Now!

No, in the future. Now!

- Greg!

- Hi, hi.

Hey.

Does anyone have

eyes on the car?

Oh, God.

Come on, we gotta

go. We gotta go.

Okay.

- Hello?

- Oh, my God!

I thought you were dead!

I hoped you were dead!

I've called you like

a thousand times.

- Where the hell are you?

- I know, I know.

So I didn't exactly realize that

the car needed to be charged.

So it's dead on the

side of the PCH.

Oh, my God!

But it's okay.

The car doesn't even

need to be there

because Jordan B. Is going

to listen to what I say.

How are you gonna tell him

what to say if you're not here?

Archer, you're gonna have

to trust me on this one.

Well, I actually don't.

Um...

I didn't mean to eavesdrop,

but it sounds like

you've gotten yourself into

quite a complicated situation.

You have no idea.

Okay, we have waited as

long as we can, all right?

These guests are gonna leave

if we have to listen

to Lyric sing anymore.

Wait.

We're here. And

we have the rings.

Quinn, I'm so sorry.

I can explain.

No. No explanations, all right?

We are late enough as it is.

Places. Go. Go.

Cue Lyric.

Cue me.

And cue Michael and Mark.

Cue Camille and Jared.

I was really worried about you.

I know. I'm so sorry.

And Zoey and Chase.

Thirty seconds to showtime.

Thirty seconds, everybody.

Hey, what am I supposed to do?

Are you seriously

asking me that?

- Yes.

- If you pick a Pontiac over me

on live television,

I will make your life

a living hell, hmm?

Hey, pal.

Pre-show jitters are

totally normal, okay?

Here's what I want you to do.

Just relax and listen to Zoey.

- Can you do that for me?

- I think so.

You're gonna be great.

- Oh, who's Zoey?

- She's not here, dude.

You'll have to manage

this on your own.

- Nice hair, by the way.

- Thanks.

- Fifteen seconds.

- Wow, okay, Joey. Thank you.

And paging Zoey.

Zoey, do you copy?

Where's the girl?

I'm here. I'm here, Jordan.

You got this, buddy. Just

take a deep breath for me.

This should be fun.

Please rise.

Welcome to the

LOVE: Fully Charged

season six live finale!

I'm your host, Archer

March. Three couples remain.

But only one can win.

And that couple will

soon be revealed.

First, let's look

at some highlights

from this juicy season.

Love you.

You may be seated.

No?

Dearly beloved...

Are you ready, America?

I don't know about you,

but my heart is racing.

Ugh, I'm sorry. I

just hate their faces.

Is it just me?

Don't... I'd like

you not to answer.

Of two of my very favorite

people in the world.

A genius, whose discoveries

will define a generation,

and my rich friend, Logan Reese.

The winners of LOVE: Fully

Charged season six are...

Jordan B. And Jordyn J.!

Congratulations, you guys.

Wow. This is so well-deserved.

How are you feeling right now?

Say, "It wouldn't

have been possible

without this beautiful woman."

It wouldn't have been possible

without this beautiful woman.

Aw!

Oh, um, did the maid of honor

have something

she wanted to say?

Oh, no! God!

Oh, no! God!

Sorry.

I'm just so overwhelmed

with emotion.

Uh-huh. Um, as I was saying...

Sorry, I'm just so

overwhelmed with emotion.

Okay, well, um,

don't get too excited,

because it's not over yet.

You still have a very

big decision to make.

Tight on the garage.

Perfect. Very nice.

Should anyone present

know of any reason

that this couple should not

be joined in holy matrimony,

speak now or forever

hold your peace.

Stacey.

You.

It's you.

Mark.

Hugo.

You were right under my nose.

How did I not see it sooner?

First, you came to the welcome

reception in dirty scrubs,

and no self-respecting ER doctor

would ever leave the hospital

in dirty scrubs.

Two, you said you

were from Burbank,

which is not in Australia.

And also

you have massive hands.

Hey, look...

Everyone, this man

is not the charming,

selfless, hilarious,

extremely jacked Hemsworth

cousin that we all thought.

This man is the Malibu m*rder*r!

Wait, wait? m*rder*r?

No, no, no, no. I...

I'm not a m*rder*r.

I'm an actor.

Jordan B., what do you

love most about Jordyn J.?

- What's going on?

- Nothing, absolutely nothing.

Nothing, absolutely nothing.

Jordan B., we're

all a little confused.

What is it that you really want?

If it's absolutely nothing,

then why were you late?

It was the car! The car!

No, Jordan, not you.

The car. Oh, the car!

No, Jordan, not you.

Can you explain all of this?

Yes. Sorry. Of course.

Am I hearing you correctly?

You're choosing the car?

Yes. Sorry. Of course.

Open the garage, I guess.

Where is the car?

Where is the effing car?

Greg?

Are you watching

LOVE: Fully Charged?

Oh! Who won?

What is going on?

I'm working.

I'm working during your wedding.

I got an opportunity,

and I tried to do both.

If you had to work, why

didn't you just tell me?

Because this is so important,

and you were so excited.

So I lied. To myself, to you.

To everyone.

What about him? What is

Stacey talking about?

Hugo is not a m*rder*r.

I'm not sure how she

came to that conclusion.

His name is Todd,

and I hired him to be my

boyfriend for the weekend.

I knew something was

going on with you.

You've been distant

and distracted,

and you completely abandoned

me when I needed you the most.

To do what? Hang out with Chase?

Zoey, you should be

ashamed of yourself.

Logan, don't even start.

You care more about making

this wedding a spectacle

than about making it meaningful.

You completely ignored

me every step of the way.

None of this is what I wanted.

Our wedding is off.

I don't know what's happening.

I don't know what's happening.

I could do everyone's

job in here

better than everyone who is

not doing their job in here.

Everyone's fired. Get out.

So I guess this is a

wrap on me then, huh?

Yeah. Thanks for

everything this weekend.

I'm so sorry I dragged

you into all this,

and I can't even

get you on the show.

I'm an actor in L.A.

I kind of expect

to be disappointed.

You got my head sh*t and resume?

- Yeah.

- Okay.

- Hey.

- Hey.

So, did you talk to Danielle?

I mean, I feel awful.

Zoey, I... I have a confession.

Danielle and I actually

broke up two weeks ago.

She agreed to still come

with me to the wedding

so I didn't have

to show up alone.

Well, at least you

didn't hire an actor.

Yeah, there's that.

How did I screw this up so bad,

and when did life get so messy?

I know we thought

high school was hard,

but I would k*ll

to go back to PCA.

Yeah, it's too bad Quinn hasn't

invented a time machine yet.

I'm sure we'd all

love to go back.

Yeah.

Go back.

That's exactly

what we need to do.

Uh, what?

This is gonna take a while.

All right, people,

let's get to work.

Let's do it.

Think there's anything left

in the old arts

and crafts studio?

You know, this is great and all,

but what if I

can't get her here?

I've tried flower arrangements,

edible arrangements,

a sky writer, nothing.

Have you tried talking to her?

- No!

- Maybe try that.

- There's so much to do.

- I know. I know.

Do you mind helping Ms.

Reese with lights over there?

Thank you.

I don't know,

Mark! Just be helpful!

- I'm trying.

- Here, I'll help.

- Thank you.

- Got it.

Zoey!

Look what I found!

No, no, you're under strict

vocal rest until it's time.

Is this cake?

- Yeah.

- I knew it.

Okay, okay.

Okay, listen, I

know that we thought

Sushi Rox closed

when the school did,

but it turns out Kazu's

son started a food truck,

and they'd be more

than happy to cater.

Perfect. She loves sushi.

Cool, I think that

covers everything, right?

Except for music.

I know that Quinn was really

excited about the band,

but unfortunately they're

unavailable today.

So who are we gonna

get to play the music?

Me.

I'm a DJ too.

Sounds pretty good.

That settles it.

So, what do we do now?

Now? We wait.

I'm so sorry, Quinn!

Maybe this all

happened for a reason.

Maybe we just want

different things.

- And maybe that's okay.

- No!

I don't want different things.

I only want what you want.

I was trying so hard to

make this wedding perfect

for me and for you.

I stopped thinking about us.

I was an idiot.

I was worse than

an idiot. I was...

A groomzilla?

Yes.

Is that a thing?

All I know is I want

to be with you

because I love you, Quinn.

I love you too, Logan.

I love Quinn Pensky!

And I love Logan Reese!

Shut up!

Hang on, I'll buzz you up.

Can you come down?

I was hoping we

could go for a ride.

Logan, where are we?

What are we doing?

Hi.

Hi.

What is all this?

Did you do this?

We all did.

Quinn, I'm so sorry.

You can't not marry

your best friend

because your other

best friend ruined it.

But I'm wearing this.

Well, you did always say

that you'd rather get

married in a lab coat.

Here.

How do you feel?

Like myself.

Quinn Pensky

will you marry me still?

- Yes?

- Yeah.

Yes! Yes!

She said yes.

Dearly beloved.

Just kidding!

We're gathered here today

to celebrate this beautiful love

between Quinn Pensky

and Logan Reese.

Seriously, best ceremony

I've ever heard.

I mean, hilarious,

heartbreaking, personal.

Did you write that yourself?

I've been writing

that since high school

when they first fell in love.

You should do our wedding.

Oh, I'm down. Let's

do it. Let's go!

Oh, excuse me.

I have to take this.

Kelley, I know what

you're going to say,

and my stuff will be out

of the office on Monday.

I'm promoting you.

You're what?

The numbers are in.

It was the highest-rated.

Fully Charged finale ever.

The network is sharting

their brains with happiness.

They want a spin-off

with both Jordans.

I want you on my team.

- I don't know what to say.

- There is so much more to you

than meets the eye.

You have so much more to offer.

What you did by throwing out

every reality TV trope,

by ignoring me at every turn,

that took balls.

I respect balls.

- You're right.

- What?

I do have a lot to offer.

And I'm tired of wasting it on

people who don't deserve it,

like you.

- I quit.

- I'll double your salary.

- And give me the corner office?

- Yeah, sure.

And fire Greg?

- Hey, Greg?

- What?

You're fired.

All right.

- Yeah, done.

- Oh, there he is! Todd!

One more thing.

Deal.

Hey, Jordan?

Go home.

I don't know where I live!

I am sorry that I accused

you of being a m*rder*r,

but you have to understand

it was not my fault.

It was Mark's. Mark,

what did you do?

I followed a bad lead.

That's right. And what do

you have to say to Quinn?

I am sorry we

ruined your wedding?

We?

I'm sorry I ruined your wedding.

Better.

Oh, I am also very sorry,

but he does not speak for me.

No, it's a feminism thing.

We do that... Where

are you going?

Todd, you made it.

I'm so sorry I'm late.

I Manny on the weekends.

Well, you may not

have to anymore,

because I got you on the show!

- No.

- Yes!

Thank you!

Everybody, get out of the way.

Quinn and my dumb brother are

gonna do their first dance.

- So...

- Tell me.

This wedding sucks. Where

are the oyster shuckers?

All right, I deserved that.

You want to dance?

What's next, Chase Matthews?

Back to Baltimore?

You know, it is

really cold out there.

Well, I heard, and

don't quote me,

but I heard there are

schools in California.

Oh, well...

Well, maybe I'll look into that.

But whatever the future holds...

I hope that you're in it.

Because...

I love you, Zoey.

And I always have.

I...

love you too.

Ugh, I'm bored.

Toss it back! Woo!

I hear you're, like, a producer.

Heard of Drippin'?

And you're friends with Logan?

And he didn't

introduce me to you?

Logan, you always do this to me!

You never support me

in any of my endeavors!

I support you. Don't...

Good for you for picking up

on the rebound, you know?

Yeah!

- Yeah. Yeah!

- Yeah.

Sloppy seconds.

I know you're bummed we didn't

catch him this time, Stace,

but we will.

We always do.

That's why we're the number

one m*rder podcast in America.

Yeah.

You're probably right.

So great meeting you, Todd.

Sorry again about

that little mix-up.

Oh, don't even worry about it.

You guys get home safe, okay?

Shh.

I have ideas.

Excuse me, did I wink?

You're loving it, Mr. Perry.

Oh, I am.

Mr. Perry, you own

a jewelry shop.

I'm loving it too.

Bubbe! What are you doing?

Oh, I thought you were cake.

- No, it's me.

- I almost ate you.

Here, I got your back.

Oh, my God!

- We're in a car!

- It didn't smell bad.

Somebody help me. My God.

With a 300-mile

driving radius...

Uh-huh, what's the line?

I'm sorry to this camera that

has to go back and forth.

Loving you.

And...

Could you play that back?

Are you guys still filming me?

Can I ask an honest question?

Can you tell that these

are ladies' leggings?

I don't think you

can tell. Right?

I'm good.

Cut.

- Are you okay?

- No, I'm not.

And that's that.