01x15 - The TX3000

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♪ Earth needed help and they answered the call ♪

♪ No rescue too big, no hero too small ♪

♪ Recruits come to learn from the best of the best ♪

♪ They'll be Rescue Bots too, if they pass the test ♪

♪ Rescue Bots Academy roll to the rescue! ♪

♪ Roll to the rescue! Save the day ♪

♪ For you and me, roll to the rescue ♪

♪ Hot sh*t, Whirl, Hoist, Medix, and Wedge ♪

♪ Their teamwork, together, will give 'em the edge ♪

♪ Rescue Bots Academy roll to the rescue ♪

♪ Roll, roll, roll! Roll out! ♪

[clink, clink]

Hey team. Movie night this weekend! You in?

-[gasp] Um... yes! -[crash]

I love movie night!

I'm thinking... Simians in Space,

or... Skateboard Snakes Two.

They made a sequel?

How 'bout something more scientific?

I hear Tourniquets Through the Ages is riveting.

Yeah. Let's watch the snakes.

Recruits. I need you in Hero Hall in five minutes.

We just got some new tech on loan from Cybertron

that I think you'll wanna see.

Whew. Calm yourself, Hoist. It's only new tech.

-New tech! -Ooooh, what is it?

I'm guessing something too good to guess!

Recruits, meet the TX.

-Whoa. -Wow.

Whoa!

The ultimate rescue multi-tool.

Allow me to demonstrate.

First up, the Icer-jet.

Wow!

Next... the Laser.

Whoa!

And say hello to the Rescue Net.

And last, but not least...

Rescue Beacons. To find anyone in distress.

There's a TX for each of you.

[all] Wow!

To train with for one week.

Then they have to go back to Cybertron.

You up for the challenge?

Yes Sir. I read all about these in first-responder training.

-Me too! -I wrote the user manual.

We got this! Right Hot sh*t?

Uh... Yeah.

Pffft, I use that thing on Cybertron all the time.

Huh! Ugh!

Are you sure you used that before?

Just uh, been a while is all.

Hmm. Well, there's a test at the end of the week.

So pay attention during practice.

Everyone, tool up.

Um. It'd be easier if you weren't holding it upside-down.

-Super cool! -This. Is. Amazing!

Use your Icer-jets to stop the water leak.

[action music]

Whoa!

Uh... did I get it?

Use your tool's rescue-beacon

to locate a human in distress.

[sh*ts f*ring]

Good work. Where's Hot sh*t?

Aaaaaaaaah!

Well, he is in distress.

[action music]

Ahh!

Look Coach! I'm doing it!

Ugh! Hot sh*t!

I always said this place could use a window.

Huh? Aaaaaahhh!

Everyone take a break.

Your test is tomorrow.

So I suggest you study.

-[nervous laughter] -A lot.

Ah. Here's a possible test question:

What is the one substance the TX can't freeze?

-What are you doing? -Medix said freeze.

C'mon Hot sh*t. This is serious!

We're being tested as a team, so we have to study like one.

Okay, okay. Just let me get my study cushion.

What?

Like this? But for studying?

I know this one.

Never launch a Rescue Net, uh...

near power lines! Boom!

Shouldn't we check on Hot sh*t? He's been gone over an hour.

Must be one hard to find cushion.

More like Hot sh*t's messing around again.

He's not taking any of this seriously.

Maybe...

but I wonder why?

Whatever Hot sh*t is up to, we need to study.

Soft furnishings or otherwise.

Hmm...

[gasp]

I think I know why you're hiding.

What? This? I'm not hiding, I'm, uh...

enjoying nature!

And I think it's because until a few days ago,

you'd never seen tech like this before.

Which is okay! You can tell me the truth!

Alright. I'll admit--

I wanted some alone time before the test.

But, not 'cause I don't know what I'm doing with this thing.

I've used it like a gazillion times!

Now c'mon, let's show this test who's boss!

Hmm.

Sorry we're late, Sir!

Let's get started.

First up: Wedge.

[action music]

-[f*ring] -[screams]

[car honks]

[zaps]

[f*ring]

[action music]

Whew!

-Yeah! -Nice going!

Wahoo!

Nice job, Hoist. Ninety percent.

Just like Medix, Whirl and Wedge.

Your turn, Hot sh*t.

[gasps]

Oh! Icer-jet! Icer-jet!

Is it the red button? The blue one? Green?

-[click] -Aaaahhhh!

Huh? Yes!

Waaahhh!

Wow. Did I just do that?

Okay. This one I do know.

Fire the laser then the net.

Wait! That's not a laser!

This must be the laser. Ahhh!

-[clang] -Whoa!

No way.

-He scored a hundred percent? -Woo-hoo!

Nobody scores a hundred percent!

-That was awesome! -But I didn't even know...

I can't believe I doubted you.

[Heatwave] Recruits. Celebration can wait.

We have an emergency.

An un-manned train has derailed above Milford.

Take your TXs and get that train back on track.

Who's your mission leader?

Me? Oh, no-no-no-no, no.

[Heatwave] Hot sh*t it is.

Rescue Bot recruits, roll out.

[sighs]

[Heatwave] No humans around. Get to work.

Okay, team leader!

Give us some of that great TX strategy!

Maybe we can do a thing with the other thing?

Just do something!

Ohhhh!

-You made it worse! -Um...

Ugh! Grrrr...

We have to do something!

[fires]

[grunts]

Ugh!

[grunts] Ugh! It's stuck!

[action music]

-Woohoo! Yeah! -We did it!

[grunts] Hey! Great job, team!

-[sighs] -You don't like my trick?

It's not that.

I heard about the rescue.

I should've told my friends right from the start.

I'd never heard of a TX, let alone used one.

But you probably should have told Heatwave.

He'd think I was useless.

He'd think you were brave!

'Cause it's hard to admit when you don't know something.

And he'd tell you it's always okay to ask for help.

But maybe you can still put things right.

Wow! Skateboarding snakes are even more amazing in D!

Really? I find the movie better

when I close my eyes completely.

Y'know who'd really love this? Hot sh*t.

Yeah! He never misses movie night.

Where is he?

Hit it!

Come on, you can do this. Again!

Y'know if you stand with your legs a little further apart,

it helps you balance! For me, anyway.

Hit it!

Try lowering your trajectory.

Keep your arms steady.

And go easier on the button.

Hit it!

I did it! Wow! Thanks guys!

We'd have helped you from the start, if you'd just asked!

Well, I'm asking now!

[all] Hit it!

[all] Ha-ha, yeah! Woo!

-Alright! -Woo-hoo!

We got it!

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