01x33 - Hack att*ck

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Remember, a successful traffic stop starts with being prepared.

-[snores] -[Chase] Check, check, check!

-[Chase] Hot sh*t, what do we do? -Um, check?

-Check what? -Everything?

You are not wrong. Yes, Whirl?

Check vehicle wiper function, check each light,

-check tires for hazardous wear-- -Huh?

Check that your class is still awake.

Which we totally are, Professor Chase.

It is tricky to capture the real thrill

of a routine traffic stop in a classroom setting.

This may be the time to test

a new simulation game in Hero Hall.

I call it "Traffic Stop Policing:

Simulation .- Version C."

-Catchy. -When can we play?

Now? How about now? Why are we still here?

You are all well prepared for this exercise.

-Just remember to-- -[all] Check, check, check!

Well, I'm not sure I've managed to review

everything we've learned about traffic stops,

but I think I've covered the basics.

This sim is going to be so boring!

Just put me in a stasis pod and wake me when you're done.

I think it will be informative.

Sims are usually fun.

Not when Professor Chase makes them.

I had a great afternoon planned,

just me and my new computer game,

"Invasion of the Giant Hedgehogs".

[gasp] Hot sh*t, tell me I'm a genius.

Hot sh*t, you're a genius.

[stealthy music plays]

Goodbye boring assignment,

and hello giant hedgehogs!

Hot sh*t? Since when are you first to a sim?

Since... I can't wait to play

Professor Chase's awesome game!

Before you start, do you remember what to do

in the event of a tail light failure?

Shouldn't you check tail lights before you go anywhere?

Excellent point, Medix. I will leave you to your simulation,

and 'check check check' on you later. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Yay! Time to start writing tickets

and taking names!

Except change tickets to "hedgehogs"

and taking names also to "hedgehogs".

-Hedge-huhs? -I swapped Chase's simulation

for my new game! No need to thank me.

When are we ever gonna face

giant hedgehogs on a rescue mission?

You're not seeing the big picture here!

You're with me, right, Whirl?

I am not with you!

Hero Hall isn't for games.

When you see how exciting this is,

you'll love it!

That would be a car.

You mean my game didn't work?

Yay! Version C is back on!

I got this.

Lights operational.

Tire pressure, acceptable.

Vehicle color, brown--

bold choice-- Ah-ha!

The windshield wipers have worn down.

Luckily, I always carry spares.

All done! You're free to go, sir.

-[bing] -Oooh, a coin!

Cool! Look!

It follows me when I move!

You have to jump up to collect it.

If you'd wasted more time playing games, you'd know that.

[bing]

I'll take this one!

Going up...

...and coming down. Done!

-[bing] -Ha!

Mm-hmm. I see.

Diagnosis: Wrong tires for the road surface.

-[bing] -Hey! I got a gold coin!

Ahem. I mean...

I am satisfied to see my thorough preparation

has paid off with a successful outcome.

-I'll take this one. -And maybe hurry?

[stomp, stomp]

-Have a nice day. -[ping]

That's four gold coins! We're rich!

And more importantly, we're learning how preparation

helps pretend humans deal with pretend car problems.

Sure, but I wanted giant hedgehogs!

-[zoom] -Whoa! We have a speeder.

I know I'm prepared for that.

Coming through!

[engine revs]

Chase didn't say anything about mountain driving!

-Aaaaghhh! -[tires skittering]

[tires screech]

Totally meant to do that.

One speeding ticket.

I hope you've learned your lesson about safe driving.

Someone could've gotten hurt back there!

[coughing] Blegh!

-Like me. -[bing]

-How'd it go? -Absolutely no problems

and at no point was I completely terrified.

Now that we've all got our coins and aced Chase's game,

let's go!

-[thud] -Hey! What?

[thud] Arrgghh...! Seriously?

Uh, sorry, Hot sh*t.

But it looks like we can't leave until we finish the sim.

It would appear you were not prepared for that outcome.

We just need to keep on doing what we're doing

and we'll finish the-- Whoa.

What are they?

[Hot sh*t] That, my friends, would be the giant hedgehogs!

The two games must have combined.

The fun's about to start!

[Hoist] What are we supposed to do?

Hedgehogs don't have tires or windshield wipers!

There's only one rule. Save the Earth

from giant hedgehogs!

And we do that... how?

Well, we've got plenty of time to decide.

[Whirl] They walk really slowly.

-You were saying? -Run!

Sorry, Hot sh*t. But I really don't see

how this is more fun than Chase's game.

At least it can't get any worse.

-[roar] -[pew]

Why did you have to say that?

-[splat] -First, ew.

Second, help!

Eughh, hedgehog goo.

-It's not coming off! -[pew]

[roars]

-Only one thing to do. -Uh uh. Do not--

This is not the proper protocol for emergency removal of a bot!

This way!

Now what?

I vote we get me out of this goo.

Oh, I have an idea!

But you're probably not going to like it.

-Uh-whoa! -[thud]

Are we at least getting gold coins for this?

[static buzzing]

I am so loving this game!

Seriously?

We just out-ran giant hedgehogs!

We are living the dream!

It sounds like we have different dreams.

Woo hoo!

Ummm, Hot sh*t?

How does your game manual say we stop the hedgehogs?

Wait. It came with a manual?

Preparation fail, Hot sh*t.

I'm feeling very unprepared and uncertain right now.

Okay, since it's kinda my fault--

-[together] Yep. -That we're in this mess--

-[together] Yep. -And since I'm an expert

-computer game player-- -Who doesn't read manuals.

I'll deal with the hedgehogs.

-Prepare to be amazed. -Unlikely.

[buzzing]

Ooof! That looked painful.

Ow! Ugh!

[panting] I'm good!

Uh... ready to try that again?

[engines revs]

Do you think that was part of his plan?

That would assume he has a plan.

-[boing] -Don't worry-- Ow!

I think I'm wearing them out. [boing] Ow!

Hang in there Hot sh*t, you're doing great.

He's not doing great, is he?

We need to think through a solution.

I could always stop the sim from the under-floor control panel.

But we'll need to distract the hedgehogs while I work.

I think Hot sh*t's got that under control.

He can't keep it up forever! We need to help him.

How? We aren't prepared for any of this!

Wait! Maybe we are!

We just need to use what Professor Chase taught us!

Follow me!

Emergency pull off lane complete!

Time to write this speeder a ticket!

[pew]

-[splat] -Ha!

And that is why you should always pre-check

your wiper blades before any long trip.

-[chomp] -[engine revs]

Looks like you got a flat there, buddy.

Better stay off the road for a while.

Now I just gotta turn off the sim.

[all] Look out, Hoist!

[buzzing]

-We're back! -Yes!

Sorry your game wasn't as much fun as you'd hoped, Hot sh*t.

It's my fault. I could have been more prepared.

Look on the bright side-- at least you learned

what Professor Chase was trying to teach us.

I'll make sure I read the manual next time.

Next time?

And not mess with an assignment!

So. How did my new game go?

On a scale of one to ten, one being "scraplet att*ck"

and being most incredible simulation ever.

Ten!

Except the hedgehogs.

Perhaps I will make version C even harder.

Hang-- Hang on. What hedgehogs?

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