03x01 - Call Me Your Honor

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Life & Legend of Wyatt Earp". Aired: September 6, 1955 – June 27, 1961.*
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Series is loosely based on the life of frontier marshal Wyatt Earp.
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03x01 - Call Me Your Honor

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THE LIFE AND LEGEND OF WYATT

EARP

[Ken Darby singing

"The Legend Of Wyatt Earp"]

[humming]

♪ Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp ♪

♪ Brave, courageous and bold

♪ Long live his fame

and long life his glory ♪

♪ And long may

his story be told ♪

[humming]

(male narrator)

Not too long ago,

we did the memory of

Mr. James Kelly,

grave injustice.

We portrayed him as

an excellent keeper

and a tragic lover

of Dora Hand.

We showed his return to Dodge

cityas a reformed hoodlum

sworn to uphold the fast g*n

arm of Wyatt Earp as Marshall.

But we neglected

to describe what happened

when desperate citizens begged

Jim Kelly to run for mayor.

Would he stand by

his old friend, Marshall Earp

or would the power

and glory of being the mayor

go to Kelly's head?

To be blunt about it,

would Kelly sell out Wyatt

for a title and

a high silk hat.

What's wrong, Wyatt?

The committee voted

to nominate Mr. Kelly.

You're his friend,

aren't you?

That doesn't mean

he's gonna be a good mayor.

- Why not?

- Because politics..

Well, politics does

strange things to some people.

Well, Kelly's reformed.

He's no longer a hoodlum.

He's the only one who stands a

chance at beating Slip Madigan.

The office moves

the man, Wyatt.

As mayor, Kelly will have

something to live up to.

- It could work out that way.

- Well, let's go see him.

He might have to be persuaded,

so let me do the talking.

Judge Tobin, you are

chairman of the party.

[humming]

Come on, Jim.

Give me the g*n.

That's a pretty good g*n.

Put that under your coat

and get out from behind.

Don't tell me about

any trouble you get into.

I ain't gonna get

no trouble.

Here, thanks.

(Jim)

'Well, Judge Tobin,

Wyatt. Howdy!'

Oh, that was...Grip Hanks.

An old pal of mine

from the long branch days.

What kind of g*n

did you sell?

g*n? Who?

- Grip Hanks.

- I didn't.

- You didn't, eh?

- Well, what if I did?

Griff needs a w*apon.

As a fellow from the circle.

Any law against selling a g*n

to an old friend, Judge?

- Well--

- Never mind. Doesn't matter.

I'll take it from him before

he gets too drunk anyway.

Now, the judge has got something

really important to discuss.

Yes, I have, Mr. Kelly.

The committee has nominated

you to run for mayor.

Mayor?

Is over Dodge city?

Not me.

You're joking.

Hey, what trick

is this now?

We're serious and I hope

you take it just as seriously.

See, Mr. Kelly, there are

people in this town

that feel that you might

be capable for the job.

And if you run, and you do win,

it's not gonna be a walkway.

Not with Madigan's popularity

south of the line.

Those votes are

gonna be hard to win.

Bah!

Madigan..

That hoodlum runs a saloon on

cheap whisky and crooked cards.

But I trace Madigan's ancestry

back to Dublin itself.

And they're jail birds.

Every one of them.

Do you think I'm

exaggerating, marshal?

Well, no, sir.

I mean...Your Honor.

Your Honor?

Well, alright.

Now, mind you, judge.

It's gonna be

a hard hitting campaign.

'No holds barred.'

- Tell the voters the truth.

- The whole truth.

Yes, sir, I'll open my campaign

with the truth.

'And a grand beer bust.'

And in my first speech--

- What's so funny, Wyatt?

- Well, nothing.

I-I was wondering whether

you should wear one of those

high silk hats,

south of the line.

- What do you think, Judge?

- Irrelevant and immaterial.

Thank you, Mr. Kelly.

I will report to the committee.

Why, thank you. And tell them

I appreciate the high honor.

- That I'll do.

- Hold on.

You're for me

or against me?

Well, Mr. Kelly, I don't think

that's gonna be the question.

- Indeed.

- Yes, sir.

Mr. Madigan has already told

the newspapers that he wants

a new marshall now,

what will you tell them?

Well, Wyatt, you don't think

I'd go back on you.

I don't think a marshal's job

should be a political issue.

Well, it won't be.

I'll settle that

in my first speech.

Jim Kelly stands

by his friends.

There won't be any politics

about your job.

You can arrest just as many

republicans as democrats.

- Well, I always have.

- Why, sure.

And as for the silk hat, why,

the voters respect dignity.

First...I may have to buy

a couple of new ones.

Why, they love me,

south of the line.

'They won't take any offence

to seeing me wear--'

They love you, my foot.

[g*nsh*t]

You don't wanna go

sh**ting our next mayor.

No. I beg your pardon.

[humming]

Gentlemen, step right in.

I've got two more barrels

in the courtroom.

(James)

'Come on now, gentleman.

Compliments of Jim Kelly.'

'I want everybody to..'

Go on, Slip.

Tackle him right now.

No, no.

I won't gain any votes

interfering with the beer bust.

Just ask the main question.

The big issue in this campaign.

No time to waste, Slip.

[crowd chattering]

James, come out here.

Here comes Madigan.

Be careful of what you say.

Alright.

Well, howdy, Slip?

Have a beer on me.

- No, thanks.

- Oh, come on.

We've been calli''

each other names.

That's part of any campaign.

My friends

I want to give you my worthy

opponent, Slip Madigan.

(all)

Hurray!

[crowd cheering]

Well, Jim.

Answer me one question.

Then we'll drink.

Well, then I'm glad

you have a question.

Certainly, now,

what is it?

I promise to fire Wyatt Earp

if I'm elected.

What are you gonna do

about Earp?

- Don't you answer that, Jim.

- Well, it's a fair question.

Wyatt Earp, sir,

is my personal friend.

He is also the ablest marshal

the Dodge city ever had.

[crowd cheering]

You still ain't said

it in plain words.

Are you gonna

fire Earp or not?

Fire Wyatt?

Not even to get the vote

of hoodlum element, will I?

Oh, shut up. This is my meeting

and you're swigging my beer.

(male # )

Stop that.

Cut it out.

[indistinct chattering]

'Call me, dog Kelly, but I'm not

gonna fire Wyatt Earp.'

[crowd muttering]

Aren't we gonna

break it up?

I think Mr. Kelly's

doing pretty well.

We bird in, might

cost him the election.

[commotion]

[humming]

Why all the gloom?

Yesterday's troubles are over.

Let's hear from Hulk Smith,

my campaign manager.

Come on, Hulk.

Talk up.

Alright, Jim. I'm gonna

give it to you straight.

As long as you keep

on backing Wyatt Earp

you're gonna get licked.

It can't be like that.

The voters respect a man for

his loyalty to his friends.

Well, you denying that?

Yes, I am.

And that part of town

where voters like you

but they don't

like Wyatt.

He isn't necessary

to you, Jim. Get rid of him.

You can hire a new marshal.

Good enough to handle Dodge

the way it is right now.

You fellows

backing out on me?

Not if you'll

be practical.

Change your mind

about the big issue.

Well, I'll never

break my word.

Alright.

There's only one last

thing for me to do.

I'm gonna go talk

to Wyatt Earp.

- You mean, ask him to resign?

- That's right.

Why should he do that?

Maybe he'd like to

see you elected mayor.

Well, I don't like it and I

don't want you to use my name.

♪ ...sour apple tree

♪ Sour apple tree,

sour apple tree ♪

♪ You hang Wyatt Earp

to a sour apple tree ♪

♪ While his soul

goes marching on.. ♪

Take a look at that, Jim.

That's your answer.

♪ Sour apple tree,

sour apple tree ♪

♪ We'll hang Wyatt Earp

to a sour apple tree ♪

♪ While his soul

goes marching on ♪

♪ We'll hang Wyatt Earp

to a sour apple tree ♪

♪ Sour apple tree,

sour apple tree ♪

♪ We'll hang Wyatt Earp

to a sour apple tree ♪

♪ While his soul

goes marching on ♪

♪ We'll hang Wyatt Earp

to a sour apple tree.. ♪

Just some riff raff

that Slip hired.

No, Jim.

Never votes.

But I don't guess, you really

wanna be mayor, do you?

Not if I have to.

I got an idea. I think

I'll go see Wyatt.

He's the issue

that's k*lling us.

Talk Turkey to him, Jim.

Or take a lickin'

at the polls.

Well, I'll go

get my hat.

Maybe things aren't as bad

as they seem, Wyatt.

If Kelly stands his ground,

public opinion could change.

Let's be honest, Judge.

Bat Masterson got elected

Sheriff in spite of me.

People thought he'd be

a good man for the job.

Let's face it,

I'm a political liability.

That's why George Holden won't

even run for office, again.

He's tired of taking abuse from

folks who don't want me here.

He always stood

by you loyally.

Yes, he has.

He's been a good friend.

He was already elected when he

told me to come from Wichita.

He didn't have to run for

an office with me in his bag.

Mr. Kelly still

seems confident.

What's a fightin'

Irish in him?

But, good Jim Kelly.

He wants to be elected

I can't say I blame him.

Are you suggesting that

Mr. Kelly would..

Oh, nonsense. He knows what

would happen to this town

if you gave in

to the hoodlum pressure.

Furthermore, there's

a whole lot to be--

Well, what is this?

A wake?

You both look like

you've been

reading the election

returns, the wrong way.

Nothing like that, Mr. Kelly.

We picked a fighter.

To the bitter end.

- Now, Wyatt.

- Now, Judge.

You let me talk

to this fellow.

Something might be said to the

circuit judge shouldn't hear.

I can take a hit.

Oh, Mr. Kelly

Wyatt seems to think that you

might give in to the hoodlums.

Never. Why, I'm just

starting to fight.

Good.

Wyatt, I think you should

apologize to our next mayor.

It's hard to believe

my best friend doubting

my true pledged work.

Why don't you take off

that highfalutin' top hat?

Your campaign manager,

Mr. Hook Smith

has been passing the word

around the saloons

that you're gonna fire me.

Why, the double-crossing rascal.

Why, there's not a word

of truth in it. I'll fire him.

Alright, I apologize.

A little coffee left over

here from this morning.

Sit down and rest yourself,

I'll heat it up.

But I'm gonna promise

to fire you.

No, political strategy wise,

Rob Madigan is one big issue.

'And I get elected.'

'As soon as I'm mayor, I'll

announce that I can't find'

'a suitable replacement

for you.'

Political strategy,

understand?

I'm mayor and you're

still marshal.

- No, sir.

- What?

Mr. Kelly,

I'm not the issue.

There's plenty of men that

you can hire to take my place.

- You're the issue.

- Now, Wyatt.

You remember Dora Hand?

Well, I do.

She took you out

of a crummy saloon

'and made you promise that you

were finished with hoodlums.'

Maybe that promise

to the woman you loved

isn't any better than the one

you aimed at make

and break now

to get elected.

Alright, taken.

I will fire you.

- No, you won't. I'm quitting.

- No, Wyatt.

I've done it before,

I can do it again.

Now, Wyatt.

Think this over.

Nothing to think about it

or talk about it.

Can't you ever

be practical just once?

Do you always have to be

such a sanctimonious holy Joe?

Al, come in.

What good it'll do

for me to stand by you

and have Madigan

get elected.

He'll turn Dodge

into a hoodlum cow town

and you know it.

Al, take this over

to Judge Tobin.

Have him hold it for Mayor Hober

when he comes back.

Yes, sir.

- Wyatt thinks he is quitting.

- Quitting?

I'll take a nice long rest,

maybe a little buffalo hunt.

Well, that's

your business, Wyatt

but...it's gonna be

pretty rough on Dodge.

I guess me and the rest of the

deputies will turn in our stars.

Indeed, why?

The marshal keeps us alive,

Mr. Kelly.

I can hire a dozen

better marshals than you.

I'll keep the peace in Dodge.

I'll teach you,

you're no high monkey monk.

Dodge can get along

without you.

Well, I think

you can, Mr. Kelly.

[humming]

Gentlemen,

your attention, please.

My friends, I have big

and important news for you.

Wyatt Earp is leaving

Dodge city.

[crowd cheering]

Our next mayor,

the honorable, Jim Kelly

has forced him to quit

before election day.

[crowd cheering]

Now, boys, have a good time

and spread the news.

Now, if I can carry

just two pieces

then there is the other side

of the town hole.

Well, I think I got a pretty

good chance of getting--

As you said, Wyatt Earp

turned in his resignation.

Well, how did this happen?

Turkey double-crossing Kelly.

He must have bought

him off or something

and Hook Smith's giving Kelly

full credit with the voters.

Well, there goes

the election tomorrow.

But it isn't

gonna be so bad.

Well, this time running

wide open my place will be

a ripping and a roaring.

Yeah, Dodge city

wide open. Old Dodge.

Kelly's gonna win.

[indistinct chatter]

[cheering]

I told you, he'd win.

I thank you.

Now, my friends, a great

big hand for our new mayor.

The honorable, Jim Kelly.

[crowd cheering]

Thank you, my friends,

I'm not gonna make a speech.

You heard enough of that

gabble during the election.

[all laughing]

I just wanna introduce to you

Dodge city's new marshal

Mr. Dave Dorell.

Howdy, folks?

Mighty nice being here.

(Jim)

'Mr. Dorell comes to Dodge

after a fine career'

'as a peace officer in Texas.'

I have assured him that

he will have the full support

of your mayor

and the city council.

[cheering]

Spread the word around

the cattle camps

that Earp

is leaving today.

We can open up this town

tonight any time after dark.

Well, I don't know, Slip.

I should stick around until I

see Earp leave with my own eyes.

- Hello, Wyatt.

- Hello, Judge.

I still don't understand

what you're trying to prove.

I want Mr. Kelly to learn

that you can't compromise

with hoodlums.

Wyatt, you can't shrug off all

the good work you've done here.

What if everything breaks loose

and Dorell can't handle it?

Well, I'll be going

on a North West trace.

Mr. Kelly asked me

to come back in writing

and send a man after me.

You really wanna know

why I'm quitting?

Yes, I do.

Well, I tell you.

Every man gets to thinking

he's indispensable.

And I needed this to happen

worse than Mr. Kelly.

- Good luck, Judge.

- Good luck, Wyatt.

Do me one last favor,

will you?

Don't leave Dodge

by the side street

go right down

the main drag, will ya?

Well, I hate goodbyes,

but I sure owe you a favor.

I'll be seeing ya.

Here he comes.

[crowd cheering]

(male # )

We hate to see

you go, marshal.

(female # )

Come back

and good luck, marshal.

- I'll be seeing ya.

- Happy journey, marshal.

[crowd cheering]

Well, you seen it

with your own eyes.

Go tell the cow camps

they can tree Dodge tonight.

Yeah. Sure, Slip.

Why, I'll do that.

- Where are you going?

- You boys asking for trouble?

- Who do you think you are?

- The name is Dave Dorell.

I'm the new marshal here.

It's true they got

rid of Wyatt.

And they hired me.

Now, you boys go check

your g*ns and cool off.

Get 'em up, marshal.

Get 'em up.

Gimme those g*ns, marshal.

You don't need 'em.

You don't need

the badge either.

Get him up on his feet here.

The boots you're trying

to fill are mighty big for you.

Now, put him on that rig

and get him out of town.

[g*ng chattering]

See him out of town.

Go on get going.

Glory be.

- Never mind that, Jim.

- I'm just closing up.

The new marshal Mr. Dorell will

take care of those hoodlums.

He can't. They just

drove him out of town.

[glass breaking]

Come here.

Now, you re-appoint Wyatt as

marshal, ask him to come back.

No, judge. Never will I. It's

a matter of principle with--

Start writing.

Those cowhands will have Dodge

torn to pieces if you wait.

- Well--

- No argument. Write.

[humming]

[humming continues]

- Open up, Mr. Kelly.

- 'Who is it?'

You know who it is, open up.

Judge Tobin made me send for

you, it was none of my doing.

A dozen of cowhands

across the line

they're heading this way.

Well, the boys

are all friends of mine.

I'll go have

a talk to them.

Sure. Where's Dave Dorell

and all of his deputies?

Well, I ain't saying.

Well.

You want me to crawl and beg?

Mr. Kelly, I don't want nothing

except to go to sleep.

You go on and talk

to your friends.

Now, nothing too rough, fellas

we just wanna have

a little fun with his honor.

Hey, Kelly, you in there?

Come on out, Kelly!

Careful. Don't break the door,

we don't wanna hurt him.

Hey, Kelly, come on out!

[g*nshots]

[glass shattering]

My friends.

[g*nshots]

Drunken hoodlums everyone.

And that was Slip Madigan,

sore-headed 'cause he ain't mad.

Come on out, Kelly!

That settles it,

I'm going out there--

Without a g*n, you wouldn't

last two minutes.

Well, I thought so.

Trying to make me a coward.

[g*nshots]

Wyatt, you hear me?

Stop that, you scum.

I'm coming out.

Wait a minute.

You're gonna go out there,

take out your g*n belt.

I'm the mayor of this town,

and I'll have law and order.

Alright, Madigan,

we'll settle this.

I'm waiting, Slip.

No fights, Your Honor.

Can't you take a joke?

It's no joke

sh**ting up my store.

I'm arresting all of you. Get

your hands up and head for jail.

[g*nsh*t]

Well, anybody else wanna try

sh**ting it out with me?

Now, pick up that man

and take him along.

Next time, I'll have to sh**t

all of you between the eyes.

'You're bluffers all of ya,

every scummy one of ya.'

Never can stand up to a fearless

man that knows how to sh**t.

Now, pick up that man and take

him along. Come on, all of you.

(Jim)

Move. Come on, both of you.

Not gonna have any more of this.

Don't be a fool.

It's Earp. Wyatt Earp.

Marshal, I want all of these

men taken to jail.

Yes, sir, but I think

you better give me your g*n.

And I want

these hoodlums prosecuted

to the full extent

of the law.

And I'll back you

to the last ditch.

Well, thank you, Your Honor.

[humming]

Hey, Slip, what's the idea?

I was told the boys

had Dodge street.

- Why ain't the town wide open?

- Take a look across the street.

Uh-oh.

Sudden death on two feet.

We were told

Kelly fired him.

That dirty Irish must've changed

his mind after he got elected.

Jim, I hope you and Wyatt

have got one thing

settled between you.

No man is indispensable,

but a lot of men

are awful hard to replace.

Replace Wyatt? That fine,

brave church deacon of a man.

I'd resign first.

[humming]

[Ken Darby singing

"The Legend Of Wyatt Earp"]

♪ Well, he cleaned up

the country ♪

♪ The old wild west country

♪ He made law

and order prevail ♪

♪ And none can deny it,

the legend of Wyatt ♪

♪ Forever will live

on the trail ♪

♪ Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp ♪

♪ Brave, courageous and bold

♪ Long live his fame

and long live his glory ♪

♪ And long may

his story be told ♪
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