03x10 - Mr. Buntline's Vacation

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Life & Legend of Wyatt Earp". Aired: September 6, 1955 – June 27, 1961.*
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03x10 - Mr. Buntline's Vacation

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The life and legend of wyatt

Earp

Wyatt, you owe me $ .

- For what?

- Collect telegram.

Mmm.

Hey, it's from ned buntline.

"Arriving in dodge city

In a few days on vacation.

Best personal regards."

I wonder

Why he sent it collect.

I don't know. That's not

What bothers me, though.

I'll never forget

That last visit he paid us--

Him, buffalo bill and that--

That german prince,

Remember?

( Chuckles ) yeah.

We pulled

That fake stage holdup,

Backfired and turned out

To be a real kidnapping.

( Chuckles )

Yeah, I'll never forget it.

Say, wyatt, buntline must be

In serious trouble

To send

A telegram collect.

Well, if he is in trouble,

I'll do my best

To help him out of it.

This old buntline special

He gave me has saved my life

A couple of times.

Yeah, mine too.

( Men vocalizing )

♪ Wyatt earp, wyatt earp

♪ Brave, courageous and bold

♪ Long live his fame

♪ And long live his glory

♪ And long may

His story be told. ♪

Announcer:

"The life and legend

Of wyatt earp,"

Starring hugh o'brian.

Well, we made it.

( Laughs, grunting )

I thank you, sir,

For your courtesy.

Ahh. Phew!

It was an arduous trip,

My friend.

An arduous trip.

Well, you didn't come

All the way by horseback,

Did you?

Oh no, I picked up

A wagon ride from

A migrating family,

Then from a farmer and--

The truth is, wyatt,

Ned buntline is broke.

Well, I'm sorry

To hear that, mr. Buntline.

Well, I have fallen

On some evil days.

Well, surely between

Your writing and that

Wild west show you have

With buffalo bill cody,

It seems that you would have--

Well, the wild west show

Doesn't start for another

Four months.

And as for my writing...

( Clears throat )

My last efforts

Have been rejected.

Rejected.

( Sighs )

Well, were they--

Were there any reasons?

Well, yes.

The publisher said

My new stories

Lacked authenticity.

Oh. Well, maybe they do.

Yes, well, the same thought

Occurred to me.

That's part of the reason

Why I'm here, wyatt--

To replenish the well.

I'm afraid you're going

To find it awfully quiet

Here in dodge, mr. Buntline.

It's my job

To keep it that way.

Now what's the other part

Of your reason?

Well, the other part is

That you're the only--

( Clears throat )

I mean, I hate

To impose on our frie--

Don't worry about it,

Mr. Buntline.

You go on over

To the hotel,

Check in,

Get yourself a room.

You charge

All your meals to me, huh?

Thank you, wyatt.

I'll pay you out of

The first week of the tour.

( Chuckles )

No, you won't.

No, I tried to repay you

For the buntline special,

You gave me

And you wouldn't accept it.

- Now you're gonna have to.

- ( Clicks )

You know, this is

The most accurate g*n

I've ever used.

I'm glad.

- Hello, mr. Buntline.

- Well!

- Good to see you.

- It's good to see you,

Young man.

( Chuckles )

Well, if you'll

Pardon me, wyatt,

I have to go over

To the hotel and register.

I'll-- I'll see you later.

- We'll have dinner, all right?

- Good, good. Splendid.

Ah. Thank you.

Well?

Mr. Buntline is

Temporarily broke.

Is that all?

Hal, for a proud little man

Like mr. Buntline,

That's enough.

( Flicks )

Hey, wyatt, wyatt,

There's a man after me.

- There's a man after me.

- Wait a minute.

Who's after you?

( Stammers )

He followed me

All the way from st. Louis.

He's gonna k*ll me.

He-- now don't do that,

Because I tell you

The man is after me.

- Just take it easy

And relax. Relax.

- He's very dangerous.

Now just tell me

The whole story.

Well, I've always been

Pretty good at cards, you know.

And when I found that

I needed a few dollars,

I took passage

On one of the better

Mississippi river boats.

And I was doing very well,

As a matter of fact,

Until I ran afoul

Of this fella.

This fellow

That's following you?

Exactly, the fella that's--

Of course,

He's a professional gambler,

You know--

Well, as a matter

Of fact, so am i.

And it was very exciting

Until he started to cheat.

- Oh, he cheated?

- Yeah, he-- he cheated.

Well, why--

Why didn't you expose him?

Oh, he was

Too clever for that.

And before I knew it,

My money was all gone

And I was deeply

In debt to him.

I'm surprised he didn't

Throw you in the mississippi.

- Mmm.

- Well, I gave him a check

For almost $ , .

And the check was no good.

Yes, no good at all.

Well, now surely,

Mr. Buntline,

You can't expect me to

Have sympathy for even

A good friend that would

Write bad checks.

I'm not asking

For sympathy.

I'm asking for protection.

- ( Door opens )

- Marshal, there's a man

In the long branch

Who won't check his g*n.

- Well, is he drunk?

- No, just won't take

His g*n off.

( Stammers )

It's probably-- maybe--

Mister, there's a law

In this town about

Checking g*ns.

You're breaking it.

I don't expect

To be here long.

Why don't you leave now

And save some trouble?

I'm not finished

With my business here yet.

You're refusing

To check your g*n

Or leave town, right?

That's right.

Mister, your business

Is finished.

Can I talk to you

Privately, marshal?

All right,

Not with that g*n on you.

Unbuckle it.

- ( Door rattles )

- ( Knocks )

It's wyatt,

Mr. Buntline.

Oh, just a minute.

- ( Door closes )

- Sit down.

- Now what's your name?

- Would you look at these

Papers first, marshal?

( Rustles )

Well, lieutenant,

I certainly don't intend

To arrest an army officer

On a special assignment,

But at the same time,

I can't let you walk

Around town wearing g*ns,

Not in civilian clothes.

But if I'm in uniform,

It defeats the purpose

Of my mission.

And if I'm unarmed--

Well, if I meet the man

I'm looking for--

He'll be unarmed, too,

If he's in this town.

Now you wanna tell me

Who you're looking for?

It's confidential, marshal.

This is one of my deputies

And a close personal friend

Of mine, mr. Ned buntline.

Well, two weeks ago,

The united states arsenal

In illinois was

Broken into and robbed.

r*fles were taken

And a gatling g*n,

Along with about

, Rounds of amm*nit*on.

( Whistles )

Wyatt:

A gatling g*n, huh?

And the army thinks they--

Thinks they're somewhere

Around here, huh?

Somewhere in the southwest

Apache territory.

Are you one

Of general crook's

Officers, young man?

- That's right.

- Well, what is your full name?

Charles a. Wharton,

First lieutenant,

United states--

- What are you doing, sir?

- I'm making some notes.

This'll make

The most sensational book

You ever read.

If one word

Of this leaks out,

Mr. Buntline,

I'll personally

See to it that you wind up

In front of a firing squad.

( Clears throat )

I beg your pardon.

Lieutenant, I think

Mr. Buntline is convinced.

- Go on.

- The g*ns were thought

To have been shipped

In cases marked "machinery"

Towards kansas city.

We almost intercepted

Them there awaiting shipment

To the southwest.

Mmm. What about this man

You're looking for?

Vincent slade,

But he has used other names.

- You know him?

- No, but I've memorized

His description.

About six feet, lbs,

Dark hair, dark eyes,

Sometimes wears

A mustache,

A deep cultured voice.

Identifying marks

And scars--

Diagonal knife scar

On the outside of his

Right hand.

That's the fella.

That's the fella

That's after me.

- He's here-- the gambler.

- Well, I'd be grateful

- If you'd point him out, sir.

- Wait a moment, lieutenant.

Are your orders

To bring in mr. Slade,

Recover the g*ns or both?

Preferably both.

However, if slade is

k*lled or captured,

It's doubtful the g*ns

Will reach the apaches.

- He's the brains.

- Well, he fits the description

Right down to the scar.

If there were just some way

That we could be sure.

Well, I think there is.

I think mr. Buntline

Can help us.

- Me?

- Mm-hmm.

I think the first thing

To do is to find out

If this man is really looking

For you, mr. Buntline.

- Oh, he is, he is.

- If he ignores mr. Buntline,

- That means he's here

For the stolen g*ns.

- Mm-hmm.

Suppose he doesn't

Ignore me?

Mr. Buntline, I'll tell you

What you'd better do.

You offer to repay him

Part of the money you owe.

- Well, I'd like to, but--

- I'll lend you the money.

All right, see,

There are four of us,

So I'll put on

A extra deputy

And we'll keep a watch

Around the clock.

Oh.

Mr. Buntline has

Found our man. Hal.

- Go check

His hotel room.

- Right.

Lieutenant, you'd better

Stay out of sight.

Some people might remember

You refused to check your g*n.

Bartender:

Drink's over here, sir.

Oh, I beg your pardon,

Sir, i--

Well, you remember me,

Surely.

- Ned buntline.

- I'm not sure I've had

The pleasure, sir.

Well, you must recall

Our recent joust at

The card tables.

Card tables?

I believe the last time

I did any gambling

Was several weeks ago

On the mississippi.

That was the very locale.

I'm terribly sorry.

I can't recall your name.

- Smith.

- Smith! Ah yes.

Yes, mr. Smith.

( Chuckles )

This is a little

Embarrassing for me.

I lost

Rather heavily to you.

But not too heavily,

Right, mr. Buntline?

- Oh, I'm afraid I did.

- As a matter of fact,

You've been on my conscience

For some time.

- I have?

- Well, that check I gave you.

Oh yes,

I do recall that check.

I lost it

The very next evening.

Oh, goodness.

I insist on making

That check good.

You may run

Into the gambler

You lost it to.

I'm not worried about it.

Why should you be?

Now here we are--

$ On account.

I'm afraid I couldn't

Take it, mr. Buntline.

Oh now now,

I insist, I insist.

- ( Chuckles )

- Slade: well, thank you.

I really must be going.

- Well, will you be

Around for some time?

- Not more than a few days.

- Oh?

- Good evening.

Good evening, mr. Smith,

And thank you for being

So understanding.

( Chuckles )

Did you see the scar?

He's our man.

Nice work,

Mr. Buntline.

Hal, find anything else?

No, that was all.

Apparently he doesn't

Even have a g*n.

He's probably got

His g*n on him.

Well, I hope

He doesn't try to use it.

If he does,

I'll have to arrest him

And there goes our plan

For seizing the r*fles

- Right out the window.

- I'll take the first shift

Of watching him.

All right, hal, thanks.

Ted, you relieve him at : .

Mr. Buntline,

You take over at :

- Right.

- I'll take the next shift...

If he's still in town.

- And what if he isn't?

- Then we won't be either.

We'll be out after him.

Well, they look

Like a couple of

Good horses to me.

Would you see that

They're all taken care of?

I'll be taking off tomorrow.

Sure.

He's back

In his hotel room.

He's probably waiting

For somebody to reach him.

Lieutenant,

Keep an eye on him, huh?

You know, I've been

Figuring out here how much

Those g*ns are worth to him.

There's $ ,

For the r*fles

And then there's

The gatling g*n

And the amm*nit*on.

And don't forget

The apaches pay in gold.

Yeah. You know,

Just to make sure

He doesn't sneak out on us,

We ought

To watch his horses.

They're all hobbled

In mr. Mckay's meadow.

The wagon's there, too.

- Yeah, wyatt,

That's a good idea.

- Hey, wyatt.

Let me do that will you?

I haven't been sleeping

Nights, anyway.

( Chuckles )

All right, mr. Buntline.

Ted, take him out there

And show him where

The meadow is, huh?

- And you come right back.

- Sure thing.

Thank you, wyatt.

I've been itching

For action.

( Chuckles )

( Crickets chirping )

- Mel.

- Here we are, vince.

Unhobble the horses

And hitch up the team.

Get me my saddle.

Well, these men won't be

Too hard to follow.

Hal, ted, bring the horses.

What about mr. Buntline?

We can't go looking

For him now.

If he's fallen asleep,

Let's hope he stays that way.

( Clicks tongue )

He must be

Out of his mind.

He hasn't even got a g*n.

We'll stay about

Five minutes behind 'em

Until daylight,

Then we'll drop back.

Hello, boys.

Any coffee inside?

- Man: plenty.

- Slade: good, let's have some

Before we load up.

Slade:

And once we're past cimarron,

It's easy.

We'll cross

The panhandle about here.

Thanks. In a few days,

We'll hit the pecos river.

- Then we'll head south.

- By night or day?

Day. Nobody'll stop

A covered wagon.

- Did you assemble

The gatling g*n?

- I sure did,

And I'm itching

To try it out.

We've got more cups

Than we need.

- What's the matter?

- ( Softly ) keep talking.

We've got company.

( Door closes )

Well, may get a chance

To use that gatling g*n

In case anybody gets nosy.

Now I want all of you

To study this map

Very carefully.

- Hal, I got

A good idea where they are.

- That old prospector's shack.

Yeah. We'd better

Split up and approach

From different directions.

( Grunts )

That's the last

Of the r*fles.

Good. Let's get

The gatling g*n.

( Grunting )

( Grunting )

- All right, let's go.

- ( Grunting )

- Vince, there's four

Of them trailing us.

- How far away are they?

Well, not more

Than minutes.

Hide the wagon over there

In those rocks.

We'll spot ourselves

Around the cabin.

No one is to fire a shot

Until we're sure we can get

Every one of them.

Understand?

Well, he's alive.

( Hoofbeats approaching )

It's ted and the lieutenant.

- The minute

They step outside...

- ( g*ns cock )

( Groans )

( Cocks )

Shh.

Did you hear something?

Yeah, a r*fle

Being cocked.

I saw something move.

Next time you see

Something move, sh**t.

- Oh. I--

- Mr. Buntline.

- Wyatt?

- What happened?

I heard them talk

About the route they're

Going to take--

Across the panhandle

And the cimeron,

And then south

Through the pecos.

They couldn't have started

Or we'd have seen them.

- There's one of them.

- ( Glass shatters )

( Cocks, fires )

Smoke 'em out, men!

Get the wagon.

- There goes one!

- Hal, close that door!

- Go on, I'm-- go on.

- We'll pick you up later.

- Ooh. Hold up.

- Whoa whoa.

Oh no.

- What is it?

- Get down on your faces,

Everybody!

Wyatt... Oh.

Hey, wyatt,

There's a cellar down here.

There's nobody alive

In there.

We'll make sure.

Burn it down.

I'll cover you.

Now's our chance.

I think they're reloading.

Mr. Buntline,

Here's where I use your g*n.

Well, I'm glad to say

I think he'll live.

Wow!

Well, now don't

Tell me you gentlemen

Have been up all night.

- Hello, wyatt.

- Good morning, marshal.

Lieutenant, I thought

You forbade mr. Buntline

To write about this.

Well, it certainly is

Fascinating to read about.

Of course, general crook

Will have to approve.

There.

There you are.

Here, wyatt.

Here.

It begins there.

And I defy any publisher

To turn this one down.

Well...

I never thought

I'd hear myself say it,

But sometimes

It certainly does pay

To be dishonest.

I beg your pardon?

I said it pays

To be dishonest...

For some people.

Suppose you hadn't

Written that bad check

On the riverboat?

Do you realize

You probably changed

The whole course

Of history?

You-- you put all that

In here, of course.

I certainly did not.

Don't you remember?

I told you that

That other fella cheated.

( All laughing )

♪ Well, he cleaned up

The country ♪

♪ The old wild west country

♪ He made

Law and order prevail ♪

♪ And none can deny it

♪ The legend of wyatt

♪ Forever will live

On the trail ♪

♪ Wyatt earp, wyatt earp

♪ Brave, courageous and bold

♪ Long live his fame

♪ And long live his glory

♪ And long may

His story be told. ♪
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