03x21 - The Imitation Jesse James

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Life & Legend of Wyatt Earp". Aired: September 6, 1955 – June 27, 1961.*
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Series is loosely based on the life of frontier marshal Wyatt Earp.
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03x21 - The Imitation Jesse James

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The life and legend

Of wyatt earp

Hoy!

- Whoa, ho.

- All right,

- Throw down the bank money.

- It's inside.

Climb down.

Open the door.

- Drop that g*n, hammer!

- One move and your driver's

A dead man.

Ah, no money box, I see.

A nice trick if you can

Get away with it, earp.

Remember--

This man dies

If you don't stay put.

All right,

Close the door.

Get back up there.

- Whoa, lady.

- ( g*nshots )

( Men vocalizing )

♪ Wyatt earp, wyatt earp

♪ Brave, courageous and bold

♪ Long live his fame

♪ And long live his glory

♪ And long may

His story be told. ♪

Narrator:

"The life and legend of wyatt

Earp" starring hugh o'brian.

He was between

And ,

Brown eyes.

Black vest

And light shirt.

He was wearing two g*ns

With white handles.

Oh, initials on the handles--

It looked like three "h"s.

And his horse,

Well, he was...

- Sort of a buckskin.

- That's a very good

Description.

Now tell me

What happened.

Well, we were

Riding along

And all of a sudden

From nowhere...

( Indistinct commands )

- Whoa.

- Don't get brave, friend.

Don't worry.

On the ground,

Both of you.

Now listen, mister,

All I've got in the world's

In my pocket.

- You ain't gonna take that?

- Shut up and stand still.

You, c'mere.

Please, I'm not

A well man.

A b*llet won't make you

Any healthier.

( g*n cocks )

C'mere.

Well well.

Your watch and chain.

Got any other jewelry?

Rings, a stick pin?

No, that's all

I've got.

All right,

Get back in.

Both of you.

You too, my friend.

- You mean you ain't gonna--

- Rob you?

Why should i?

I only take from those

Who can afford it.

From the looks of him,

He's got plenty more.

- He's a banker.

- My favorite kind of customer.

Get in, my friend.

I don't bother working people.

Get going!

Git!

Git up, baby!

Now you say he didn't

Bother mr. Parker

- Or the driver, hmm?

- No.

Says he only robs

The rich.

Marshal,

I'm willing to put up

A reward for this man.

No, that won't be necessary,

Mr. Sloan, we'll catch him

If we can.

Well, I certainly

Hope you do!

( Door closes )

- Sound familiar?

- Yeah, henry harrison hammer,

Down in coffeeville way.

Yeah, the imitation

Jesse james.

Henry harrison hammer.

There we are-- arrests

For armed robbery,

No convictions because

Of lack of evidence.

Hmm, because

He robs the rich

And spares the poor

Just like robin hood.

Oh no,

There's a difference.

Robin hood used to steal

From his rich enemies

To give to his poor friends.

This one robs just

To help himself.

What do you mean?

It's my opinion that a thief

Will steal from anybody,

Rich or poor.

Mr. Hammer's reputation

Has been built

Carefully and with a purpose.

Under the right circumstances,

He'd rob a poor man too.

( Men vocalizing )

A bottle of your best.

Check these for me,

Will you please?

Wait a minute!

That's his horse.

I'm sure it is.

There he is.

That's the man

Who robbed me.

I'll have to take you

Into custody, sir.

- On what charge?

- Suspicion of armed robbery.

That's ridiculous.

Do I look like a robber?

Well, you do to mr. Sloan.

Let's go.

Empty your pockets.

Hal.

Your name?

Henry harrison hammer.

Occupation?

- Businessman.

- $ .

And â¢.

You don't happen

To have a watch?

No, I don't have

A watch.

Time means

Very little to me.

It's pretty obvious

He sold it someplace

For about $ .

That watch

Was worth over .

I've never seen

This little man

In my life, marshal.

What kind of a town is this

Where a fat banker

Can accuse a complete

Stranger of robbery?

How'd you know he was

A banker, mr. Hammer?

- Just a guess, marshal

- Hmm.

A court will convene

At noon tomorrow.

Hal, make him comfortable

In the meantime, hmm?

Yes sir.

This way.

He's the man!

What nerve,

Making no attempt

To disguise himself.

He does have nerve,

And with good reason.

He's had arrests

And no convictions.

- Well, how can that be?

- Lack of evidence.

I'll see you in court

Tomorrow, sir.

Yeah, you certainly will.

And then he said

To the stagecoach driver,

"I don't bother

Working people."

Thank you, mr. Sloan.

Will the prisoner

Please stand?

- Is that the man?

- It is.

Your honor, this man is

Known to every law officer

From coffeeville north.

He's a dangerous criminal,

But he's never been

Convicted of a crime.

But today I think

We have the witnesses

That will convict him.

I'd like to call

Mr. Sam landale to the stand.

- Thank you, mr. Sloan.

- Yes sir.

Raise

Your right hand.

Do you swear to tell

The truth, the whole truth

And nothing but the truth?

- Yes sir.

- Sit down.

Now, mr. Landale,

Were you the driver of

The regular stagecoach run

The afternoon

Of august th?

- Yep.

- With mr. Sloan

And mr. Limestone parker

As passengers?

- Yep.

- And would you recognize

The man who held up

The stage?

I don't know about that.

Will the prisoner rise?

Is that the man?

- I can't rightly say.

- ( Laughter )

Mr. Landale,

Mr. Sloan testified that

The robber spoke to you.

- Might be he did.

- Mm-hmm, what'd he say?

I can't rightly remember.

I was busy holding the horses.

All right.

Your honor, will you please

Instruct the prisoner

To say the words:

"I don't bother

Working people"?

Mr. Hammer, you will

Repeat those words.

I don't bother

Working people.

Now does that sound

Like the voice

Of the man that

Robbed your stage?

- I just can't rightly say.

- ( Chuckles )

You're obstructing

Justice, mr. Landale,

- And I'm warning you--

- Marshal earp!

You know better

Than that.

Thank you, mr. Landale.

Will mr. Limestone parker

Please take the stand?

Raise

Your right hand.

Swear to tell

The truth, the whole truth

And nothing but the truth?

I always do, your honor.

Thank you,

Mr. Parker.

Now will you please

Tell the court exactly

What happened?

Well, sir,

When this robber stopped

The stagecoach

And he ordered mr. Sloan,

The banker, and me

To get out,

Then quicker than a flash

He found mr. Sloan's

Fat wallet

And his fancy gold watch.

And he took 'em!

( Laughter )

- Did he take

Anything from you?

- No.

All I had was a little change

For beans and bacon.

Would you recognize

This robber if you

Saw him again?

- I sure would.

- Will the prisoner

Please rise?

Is that the man?

No sir!

The robber was

Short and fat.

Limestone parker,

You're a liar!

You know very well this man

Stole my money.

Order!

Marshal earp,

In view

Of the conflicting testimony,

There's nothing I can do

But free the accused.

Case dismissed

For lack of evidence.

Your honor!

Because this man supposedly

Robs only the rich,

The people he leaves alone

Refuse to testify against him.

- Now in my opinion--

- Case dismissed!

( Men vocalizing )

Thanks kindly, marshal.

Sign this receipt.

And your horse is outside,

All saddled.

That's also kind

Of you, marshal.

But I don't think I'll be

Needing him for a while.

Yes, you will.

You're leaving town.

Eventually, marshal.

Eventually.

It's a nice town you have.

Wonderful

Law enforcement--

A man can feel

Safe here.

( Sighs )

The minute mr. Hammer

Steps out of line,

- I want to hear about it.

- Right.

Call.

Well now, three queens.

I'm afraid I have you

Beaten again, my friend.

Three aces.

Drinks for all, bartender!

Henry hammer shares

His good fortune.

You mean he's won

Every hand?

Oh, he might

Have lost a few.

He's winning the big ones.

Without cheating?

Sure, he's not playing

With kids, you know.

How much do you figure

He's won tonight?

Mm, $ or $ .

He just plays

His cards right.

Eh, plus the or so

He stole from mr. Sloan.

He's won about another ,

Since he's been here.

Well, so long

As he's got money,

He won't make a move.

But it can't last forever.

Isn't it possible

You're wrong about

Hammer, wyatt?

It's possible,

But doubtful.

You just keep watching.

Right.

Whoa!

Mr. Wilson?

Marshal earp! Why,

You were the first person

I intended to look up.

- Are you here on business?

- Yes sir.

I am now representing

A line of the finest

Kitchenware in the country.

Could I interest you

In some kitchenware,

Marshal?

( Chuckles )

I'm afraid not, mr. Wilson.

Oh, then you're

Not married yet.

Uh, no sir, not yet.

You should be.

It's a wonderful life.

Gives a man roots,

You know?

Quite different

From the life I used

To lead, remember?

I'll never forget.

No, I'd say

You were

One of the most dishonest

Gamblers I ever met.

Do you know I haven't touched

A deck of cards since wichita.

- No.

- And I've never

Properly thanked you.

I would have been k*lled

If you hadn't intervened,

And justifiably too.

- I was cheating.

- Well, I'm...

I'm glad it turned out

To be a good life for you,

Mr. Wilson.

I hope I can

Repay you someday.

Say, as a starter,

How about having supper

With me tonight?

I'd be glad to,

Mr. Wilson.

Fine. Where's a good

Place to eat?

Well, let's see.

How about the alhambra,

- Say : ?

- Good.

- See you there.

- Right, sir.

Good evening, gentlemen.

Small drink before we

Start the game?

- ( Agreeing )

- Good evening, marshal.

How are you

Tonight?

Offhand, I'd say that man

Was no friend, marshal.

You're right.

Who is he?

His name is

Henry harrison hammer.

Did you ever hear of him?

I have,

But I've forgotten

In what connection.

- Tell me about him.

- Let's wait till later

In my office.

- Let's eat our dinner

In peace, huh?

- Mm-hmm.

It's been going on

For a whole week.

He's been winning

Steadily.

Well, I just don't

Understand people like

That driver and limestone.

What could he accomplish

By lying in court?

It tickles him to see

Mr. Hammer

Get away with robbing

A banker.

And you believe he's just

As much a danger

To the poor

As the rich, huh?

I think he'd steal

From anybody.

The only way

That could be proved would be

If mr. Hammer were broke,

If he lost

Every dime he had.

Yeah, I know.

And there's very little

Chance of that happening.

Marshal, I see

A golden opportunity

To repay

My great debt to you.

Oh no, mr. Wilson,

I can't let you do that.

Can't stop a man

From playing cards, marshal.

But you just told me yourself

You haven't gambled

In years.

I've proved to myself

I don't have to gamble.

I promise I'll never

Do it again after tonight.

Well, like I told you,

He's lucky.

Please, marshal,

This is dusty wilson

You're talking to.

To quote you:

"One of the most dishonest

Gamblers I ever met."

- ( Chuckles )

- ( Men vocalizing )

Don't worry, marshal.

I bet $ .

I'll just see that.

Cards?

Two.

I... I think

I'll just play these.

Check.

Check, huh?

That'll just cost you $ ,

Mr. Hammer.

?

Aw, never saw

Such luck in my life.

Would you care

To continue tomorrow, sir?

- Perhaps your luck will change.

- No. Gimme the cards.

Keep an eye on him.

- Well?

- He cleaned out

Mr. Hammer, wyatt.

Yes sir, marshal.

These old hands have

Never lost their charm.

- ( Chuckles )

- Say, I was watching you

Pretty close.

I never saw you cheat.

Did you?

Oh please,

No professional secrets.

There's almost

$ There.

Mr. Wilson, you're a genius

And I want to thank you.

Oh, no trouble

At all, marshal.

- Good day.

- Say, wait a minute.

If mr. Hammer is what I think

He is, you're gonna be

The first victim.

You both live in the same hotel.

I don't want to use you

As bait, mr. Wilson,

You've already done

Enough for us and i...

I think you'll find

Our cells most comfortable.

All right,

But not a word of this

To my family, huh?

- ( Laughing )

- No sir.

Now hammer's only other

Source of quick money

Will be the bank

Or the stagecoach.

I want you to place

Three deputies in the bank.

Right.

Now you said the stagecoach.

There's not always someone

With money riding there.

I know.

Mr. Sloan will make

A shipment of bank funds

To wichita

On the afternoon stage.

At least I want you

To spread that rumor around.

Now you watch hammer yourself.

If he leaves town,

You follow him.

- Where are you gonna be?

- I'll be inside the stagecoach.

Come on, I'll make

You comfortable.

Hoy!

- Whoa, ho.

- All right,

- Throw down the bank money.

- It's inside.

Climb down.

Open the door.

- Drop that g*n, hammer!

- One move and your driver's

A dead man.

Ah, no money box, I see.

A nice trick if you

Get away with it, earp.

Remember--

This man dies

If you don't stay put.

All right,

Close the door.

Get back up there.

( g*nshots )

( Men vocalizing )

- All right, wyatt?

- Yeah. What took you so long?

He's got a fast horse.

He got away from me.

- Keep on his trail.

I'll be with you in a minute.

- Right. Come on, hyah!

Come on, give me a hand

With the lead horse.

He's headed up

Toward crow hill.

( Exhales )

Yeah, that's a rough climb.

Any other cabins up there

Besides limestone parker's?

- Not that I know of.

- Let's go.

You sure

Nobody can get up here

Without us hearing them?

Heh, don't worry.

You can hear anybody coming

A quarter mile away.

Good.

Got a nice, comfortable,

Little place, limestone.

Yeah, and you're welcome

To hide out here just

As long as you like...

Henry.

You know,

It ain't every day

That I have a celebrity

Visiting me.

Well, there's the cabin.

The track's

Heading right for it.

Don't see any other way

To get there without

Making a racket.

Let's move.

- Listen.

- ( Hoofbeats )

What'd I tell you?

Here,

Get in here, quick.

I'll handle everything.

Who is it?

- The marshal.

- Oh, the marshal!

Oh well,

Come right on in.

Hal, you wait

Out there for me.

You-- you live up here

All alone, limestone?

Uh, yes sir.

I'm always alone.

Mmm.

Uh, anybody been by here

In the last couple of hours?

No sir.

Not a soul, marshal.

Are you aware that

Helping a criminal

To escape is

A serious offense?

Oh sure.

I know that, marshal.

Well, I'm sorry

To have troubled you.

Oh, it's no trouble

At all, marshal.

Just drop by any time.

( Chuckles )

Thank you.

( Horses departing )

( Whispers )

He's gone.

Don't sh**t,

It's me!

Thanks, old friend.

You know I ain't had

Such a laugh

Since that day in court.

You know when that old

Banker yelled at me,

I was fit to bust.

You don't like

Bankers much, do you?

No. I don't

Trust them neither.

I feel the same way.

I figure if a man can't

Take care of his money,

- He don't deserve to have it.

- That's right.

Now you take me

For instance.

I'm a thrifty man.

I don't have much,

But I don't need much.

My life saving

Is just $ .

You think I'd put that

In that old man sloan's

Bank?

- No sir.

- Where is it, limestone?

Why, you don't want

My money, henry.

Oh yes, I do.

Now get it!

And no tricks.

Oh, henry.

( Chuckles )

All right,

Now step back.

I-- I must be

Dreaming.

I thought you said

You only stole

From the rich.

Nobody ever

Told 'em differently...

And nobody will.

- Especially you.

- ( g*n cocks )

Oh no, please

Please!

- I won't tell.

- You might.

Marshal!

He was gonna k*ll me.

I know that, limestone.

What do you think about

Testifying against him now?

Yes sir.

Thank you, hal.

Patch him up.

- You know, you ought to keep

That money in the bank.

- Yes sir.

Yes sir.

I sure am glad

You came back, marshal.

What made you do it?

You.

You had the same twinkle

In your eye when you lied

On the witness stand.

- ( Men vocalizing )

- Oh, I shouldn't have done it.

I shouldn't

Have done it.

Mr. Sloan, I have

Your money right here.

But you said

He was stone broke

When you arrested him.

Uh, well, let's say he was

Relieved of his money

By a method

That I can't discuss.

Now I think you had $ .

I think you'll find it

There in that package.

How much would you say

Your watch was worth?

But there's a lot left.

Was that all from hammer?

- Every nickel.

- And the school fund

Can use it quite nicely.

Mr. Wilson has refused

Any fee for his services.

Huh, school fund, eh?

Well, why don't you keep

That for the fund, marshal,

And here--

Add this to it.

Well, thank you

Very much.

( Men vocalizing )

Not a bad fella.

♪ Well, he cleaned up

The country ♪

♪ The old wild west country

♪ He made

Law and order prevail ♪

♪ And none can deny it

♪ The legend of wyatt

♪ Forever will live

On the trail ♪

♪ Wyatt earp, wyatt earp

♪ Brave, courageous and bold

♪ Long live his fame

♪ And long live his glory

♪ And long may

His story be told. ♪
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