03x25 - Ballad and Truth

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Life & Legend of Wyatt Earp". Aired: September 6, 1955 – June 27, 1961.*
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03x25 - Ballad and Truth

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The Life and Legend

of Wyatt Earp

[Ken Darby singing

"The Legend Of Wyatt Earp"]

♪ Wyatt Earp

♪ Wyatt Earp

♪ Brave, courageous and bold

♪ Long live his fame

and long live his glory ♪

♪ And long may his story

be told ♪

(male narrator)

The ballad of Tex McKay

claimed in song

as the drivingest hogger

on the old Santa Fe

was like most fables about

railroad and cowhand heroes.

They had not much poetry

and very little truth.

But since Dodge City was both

a cow town and a railroad town

Marshal Wyatt Earp occasionally

became entangled

with a lone cowhand

from the Rio Grande

or with a hero on a hoof

like Tex McKay

the bravest

of the brave engineers.

Marshal Earp likely died

from it, too..

[humming]

Make fun of the Texas Short

Line, will you.

I'll make you eat dirt.

Fight!

Marshal Earp,

Marshal Earp, fight!

Fight, marshal!

(male # )

'Let me at him.'

(male # )

'Marshal Earp.'

Marshal Earp.

Fight.

♪ I'll tell you the story

of brave Tex McKay ♪

♪ The drivingest hogger

on the old Santa Fe ♪

♪ He come up from Texas

with iron in his soul ♪

♪ That man was a genius at

makin' them big engines roll ♪

♪ Roll engines, roll

Roll engines, roll ♪

♪ Roll engines, roll.. ♪

Get up, here, Mr. McKay.

Shut up!

You've been here one week, and

you've already had three fights.

What started it

this time?

Well, nothing, Marshal.

I-I was just tellin 'em

about Texas Short Line.

- Him and him--

- 'You're a liar.'

Alright. Break it up.

Break it up.

Now, what's the straight

of it, Mr. Banish.

Well, the boy's word-joustin'

Tex, but he started the fight.

Who, me? Why, Mr. Banish

No wonder they retired you

from the Hannibal and St. Joe.

- You can't see right good.

- Is that so?

Alright, break it up.

Now stop..

You're under arrest.

Mr. Earp, don't make me

lose my temper.

Come on.

Whoee...well, I felt that one.

Yes, sir. Just put on

those cuffs.

You just walk along.

Rest of you, break it up. Mr.

Masterson get 'em outta here.

♪ The best two four-wheeler

on this side of heaven.. ♪

You walk on.

♪ To make a new record

his goal ♪

♪ He sails through the super

♪ I'll teach them big drivers

to hold ♪

Mind if we rest just

for a minute, Mr. Earp.

I got awful Charley horse

in my leg.

I think one of the boys

were standing on it.

Mr. McKay, what you hangi''

around town for?

I'm gonna get me a job

at the Santa Fe.

(Wyatt)

Santa Fe, huh?

Doin' what?

Mr. Earp, I was

the best engineer

that the Texas Short Line

ever had.

Texas Short Line,

I never heard of it.

Don't tell me you ain't never

read about the Texas Short Line?

Why, I was the hero.

There was the Huntsville wreck.

I saved people

from a fiery death.

No...how's that?

Well, it seems that

the number two northbound

got stuck on this wooden bridge,

and the bridge caught fire

so I took the engine

off of my number one

and I made me eight miles

in six minutes.

- Eight miles in six minutes?

- Yes, sir.

Eight miles in six minutes

and I bumped that train

right back off of that bridge.

I was go..

You ain't doubting my word,

are you, Mr, Earp?

Oh, heaven's no, Mr. McKay

[humming continues]

Well now, if it ain't Mr. Bates.

Howdy, super!

Ha ha, howdy, Tex.

Uhh, another fight?

- Well, no sir, not exactly--

- Yes, sir.

Can he get off

with a fine, Wyatt?

- Oh, you want him?

- Well, I could use him.

That ain't gonna be

no problem at all, super.

You just give me time to fetch

my headlight and whistle

I'll meet you

at the roundhouse.

- Mr. McKay.

- Oh, I'll pay his fine, Wyatt.

- How much is it?

- Five dollars.

Oh, thank you kindly, super.

No hard feelings, Mr. Earp.

I want you to know that

you've got the entire Santa Fe

behind you from now on.

Well, thank you.

I wish you luck.

Oh, good luck to you, Mr. Earp.

Yes, sir, you've made

a firm loyal friend.

I'll start 'em

rolling right away, super.

(Mr. McKay)

Yes, sir, right away.

Say, did that longhorn ever work

for the Texas Short Line?

Yup. There are two engineers.

- He was one of 'em.

- Had and was?

- Well, the TSL went busted.

- Too many wrecks, huh?

Nope, I doubt if their engine

could do miles an hour.

Well, I've been

a little misinformed.

You see, Tex told me he drove

eight miles in six minutes

and bumped another train

off a burning bridge.

[laughing]

The TSL only had one train,

mixed freight and passenger.

There wasn't a bridge

in the line.

Hm. You know, if I were you

I'd be...a might careful

with Mr. Tex McKay.

Your know our

jump line division

We all steered from laying

a track into Dodge.

Well, I can't imagine

what kind of trouble

Tex could get in down there,

but I'll keep my eye on him.

- Five dollars, you were saying?

- Yes, sir.

You know, I'm a might worried

about Tex.

I hope you give him a fireman

with no wife or children.

Wyatt, I wouldn't hire Tex

if I wasn't a desperate man.

[laughing]

♪ Tex got hisself a whistle

like a cyclone's cry ♪

♪ He picked hisself a fireman

with a cinder in his eye ♪

♪ The fireman says you drive her

while I pour in all the coal ♪

♪ And Tex says to the fireman

♪ Come on, it's time to roll

roll, roll ♪

♪ Engine roll, roll, roll

Engine roll.. ♪

- She rolled, didn't she, Witty?

- I'll say she did, Tex.

Why, them steers coming to Dodge

with their horns flattened back.

Yee-haw!

Yee-haw!

Boys! Howdy, howdy.

Did you all hear about me?

Did you hear what I did

with old ?

Twenty-eight miles

in minutes flat.

Well, that's just creeping, Tex.

Creepin'!

Well, that's more than miles

an hour with carloads of beef.

You must have had the brakes

on all the way.

What?

He's gonna ruin that engine

driving her so slowly.

Oh, pokin' fun of me, huh?

Alright, stand up.

Now, Tex, you quit it.

No, sir. They said

we was a-creepin'.

Come on, stand up and fight.

Stop that.

(male # )

'Come on, stop this!'

I'm gonna call the marshal.

Please don't wreck my place.

- Stop this, fellas.

- Hey, you're gonna get hurt.

Stop this fellas.

I'm gonna call the marshal.

Marshal Earp, fight.

Fight, Marshal Earp. Stop it.

Don't wreck my place.

miles in minutes.

Now, you know that's impossible.

That's more than miles

an hour.

You tell stories like that, you

expect those men to believe you?

Oh, well, I might have stretched

the truth a little.

'Tex carries

a slow watch, Mr. Earp.'

When other watches are running

or minutes.

His watch only shows .

In plain language, you were

doing miles an hour, not .

Well, It seemed

awful fast to me.

Mr. Masterson, come on in here.

Now, if you wanna spread

tall stories about speed.

I suggest you don't try

to impress the engineers

and firemen of the main line.

Now, if they call you liars,

you are liars.

Mr. Bates. I'm sick and tired

of Mr. McKay starting fights.

days for him, days

for him. Lock them up.

- Isn't that pretty rough?

- I want it rough.

Mr. McKay can't learn

to tell the truth

maybe he'll learn to keep

his mouth shut.

Oh, now, marshal. Please.

I'm not letting

them go this time, Mr. Bates.

- Oh, Wyatt--

- I'm doing you a favor.

They're speed crazy.

- Oh, please!

- Now, lock them up.

Thanks kindly, Mr. Bates.

- You sure tried hard.

- Well, that's our super.

He sticks by his men

in sunshine and in rain.

That's sure right.

Did I ever tell you--

Will you get 'em out

of here.

Hey, come on. He's getting sore.

Right in here.

- Now, look, Wyatt--

- days for Tex

and days for Wittie.

That's final.

- I'm not arguing.

- Yeah! Since when?

Look, just let them out

for one more run.

Then I'll bring them back

to serve their time.

- You aren't hard up for men.

- Yes, I am.

We've got steers waiting

at end of track.

They can't wait

in this sun too long.

They're owned by Les Piersall,

one of our biggest shippers.

- Umm.

- Just one more run, Wyatt.

Then you can throw 'em

in jail.

- Alright

- Thanks, Wyatt.

You're the superintendent,

but personally

I wouldn't trust

Tex McKay with a handcar.

I'll let you in on an official

trick of the trade.

We seal the throttle on .

That engine won't do over

miles an hour. Top speed.

Mr. Bates, you're taking

a great load off my conscience.

Mr. Masterson, bring those two

speed men out here again.

Yes, sir, seven engines warming

up in that little roundhouse.

Three of 'em would have blown

sky high if it weren't for me.

Remind me to tell you

about it sometime.

- Wittie, how's the pressure?

- Yeah, it sure is.

What did you say?

- How's the pressure, Wittie?

- The gauge busted last trip.

But try your whistle.

If she whistles, she'll steam.

[whistle blowing]

She'll steam.

Hey Wittie, look at this.

Doggone, some fool mechanic.

He's gone and welded the stopper

on the throttle bar.

I was wondering

why she wouldn't roll.

- Maybe, we better not, Tex.

- You hear them critters?

We got to get them

to the shaded pens

and as fast as we can.

♪ Tex hit the grade at

on the downhill pull to Dodge ♪

♪ And he was doing

when he roared by Engine Lodge ♪

♪ The braky hollered stop her

or there'll be an awful toll ♪

♪ But Tex said to the braky man

let them drive and roll ♪

♪ The fireman said we better

jump or we will be no more ♪

♪ The passengers behind him

could hear that engine roar ♪

♪ And they prayed

cause they were so afraid ♪

♪ And ole Tex was praying lordy

let my engine roll ♪

♪ Please keep my drivers rolling

cause that record is my goal ♪

♪ He might have beat the record

but a rail was cross the track ♪

♪ Put there by Denby's robbers

to see the pay car crack ♪

♪ And like the fireman warned

him, it took an awful toll ♪

[crash]

[boom]

♪ And like the fireman warned

him, it took an awful toll ♪

♪ Poor Tex cried with his aching

breath that record was my goal ♪

♪ He whispered to his maker

you saw me break the record ♪

♪ Oh Lord

♪ You saw that engine roll

roll, roll ♪

♪ Engine roll

♪ Roll engine roll

[humming]

Hey-ho.

Howdy, Wyatt? I was just

on the way to your jail.

Mr. Bates, I was awful sorry

to hear about your wreck.

One engine, four cattle cars

and a crummy smashed.

Piersall hasn't added up

the damage to his steers yet.

(Bates)

'Put him in jail

and lose the key.'

Super, if you all

just listen to me--

Don't tell that yarn again.

He said some train robber

put a rail across the tracks.

That's right.

I saw them with my own eye.

(Wittie)

'Yeah. That's right, so did I.

Now listen, this man's a hero.'

'Why, if he hadn't been driving

old ..'

Moved the sandbox and brakes

right down to the final crash.

Yeah, there'd have been

more steers hurt.

All I'm getting out of this

for a reward is days in jail.

(Bates)

'Ought to be years.'

Wyatt? Tex might be telling

the truth.

Mike Denby and his boys

are laying low

somewhere around Engine Hill.

Denby? Who reported it?

A Santa Fe special agent.

There now.

A train robber, Mike Denby

(Bates)

'I don't believe a word of it.'

He's your own

special agent, sir.

I want Tex and Wittie put

in jail and kept there.

Alright, alright,

but just take it easy, huh.

Take it easy! The Santa Fe

don't tolerate wrecks.

They'll have my job

for this, that's what.

Alright, Let's head

for jail, gentlemen.

Um. Marshal?

I know you got a Charley horse,

now come on.

[sighs]

Because Tex yarns occasionally

is no reason to decide

he's lying all the time.

Look, why would Mr. Denby wreck

a jump line cattle train.

Sometimes, they hide payrolls

in the crummy.

East bound to Dodge City?

Now, let's see..

Oh-oh. Here comes

more trouble.

Only Les Piersall

and his foreman.

Yeah, Texas is about to declare

w*r on us. You just watch.

Marshal Earp, how do you do?

I'm Les Piersall.

Happy to know you, sir.

This is Mr. Masterson.

I have the honor, sir.

I'm sorry we have to meet under

these circumstances, Mr. Earp.

I guess you mean

the...train wreck, huh?

No, sir

I refer to a young citizen

from my state, a Tex Mckay.

The Santa Fe people

are blaming him for this wreck.

I understand that, that

Bates fellow talked you

into throwing

Mr. McKay into jail.

Mr. McKay and his men

are in the jail

because of a fight

they started

it has nothing

to do with train wreck.

Well, I'm glad

to hear that, sir.

Yes, sir, I'm glad to hear that

because I happen to know the man

who caused the wreck. An outlaw,

by the name of Mike Denby.

Have you got any evidence?

Certainly, my foreman here

saw Denby and his g*ng

riding fast towards Engine Hill

not ten minutes after the wreck.

- I sure did, Marshal.

- Alright.

That gives us cause

to pick up Denby, huh?

Just don't go pick up Denby,

you try to get a warrant

for his arrest and then you

may have a fight on your hands.

(Les)

'I'll swear I'd add

formal charges, Mr. Earp.'

You'll need

a federal warrant, sir.

Well, in the hour, sir,

Federal Judge Wilson is a guest

of mine at the Dodge Hotel.

And you'd get the warrant

and I'll have to serve it.

But in my opinion, Mr. Denby

didn't cause that train wreck

McKay was going too fast.

Yes, yes, you would

blame a Texas boy.

It doesn't matter to me

where McKay is from, sir.

Now-now, Marshal, I don't--

Wyatt's fed up with fighting

the civil w*r all over again.

Very well, I withdraw

the remark.

But you will

serve the warrant.

- Yes.

- Very good.

I shall return within the hour.

Good afternoon, gentlemen.

Tex could be telling the truth

just this once you know.

- He's worse than a liar.

- Hmm?.

He's a likable liar. That's

more dangerous than a fool.

[cattle mooing]

Did you run 'em

into that pocket?

All as we could.

They should be on a corral.

We ain't got no corral. But

they'll stay back and eat grass.

You know, we should've

shot that train crew.

If there's anything

I can't stand

it's someone being

cruel to animals.

I can still hear them

poor steers a-bawlin'.

We did the best we could.

Tell the boys

to let 'em wander

until they get over being

scared. Then we turn 'em loose.

Uh-oh!

Now, hold it.

No sh**ting.

- Mr. Denby.

- Hi.

I'm Wyatt Earp.

This is Mr. Bat Masterson.

Well, I must be

getting real famous.

Mr. Denby I have a federal

warrant for your arrest.

You are accused

of wrecking a train.

Oh, no!

Now, they're accusing us

of wrecking that train, boys.

You mean to tell me Santa Fe had

the gall to put the blame on us?

Well, it was Les Piersall,

the owner of the cattle.

Well, this really

takes the cake.

That crazy engineer was

high aboard on the jack line

at miles an hour. We saw

the whole thing, didn't we?

'He hit that curve at Engine

Hill and went off the track.'

They ought to hang him.

Any man who'd treat a bunch of

dumb innocent animals like that.

We picked up some of

the survivors, Marshal.

They're a bad looking bunch of

cattle, you should look at 'em.

They're right there.

You could also be charged

with rustling.

(Denby)

'I could not. They

belong to the Santa Fe.'

- 'And besides--'

- Waste of time, I believe you.

You believe me?

I'm sure you didn't wreck

that train, Mr. Denby.

And a rustling charge

wouldn't hold in this case.

Well, I'll be..

(Wyatt)

'We'll still have

to take you into Dodge.'

'I'll talk to Judge Wilson,

I'm sure he'll let you off.'

Mr. Masterson, the next time

you believe Tex McKay

I'm gonna have

your head examined.

Tex McKay is the engineer

who caused all this trouble.

He accused you of placing

a rail across the track.

(Denby)

'Placing a rail

on the track?'

- There's a liar for you.

- And a black one.

Did we ever try

to wreck the train, boys?

Never in our whole lives

did we wreck a train.

(Denby)

'You've done me

a great favor, Marshal.'

'This gives me a chance

to clear my name.'

Any man who'd wreck a train

and hurt poor, dumb, innocent

cattle like that,

should be strung up.

- Yo, fetch my horse.

- That I will.

I'm riding into Dodge,

to have a show down on this.'

Mr. Denby, you forget

about the show down.

We'll keep it legal, huh.

As you know, Judge Wilson

train robbers, usually follow

a set pattern of operation.

But they don't rob

freight trains

unless they've

definite knowledge

that there's money on board.

Now, Mr. Denby's been accused

of several robberies.

He served time for one,

but he's never wrecked a train.

That's right, Judge.

Tex McKay, did it.

There you go picking on McKay

just because he's a Texas boy.

Oh, Les.

Gentlemen, order, please.

Mr. Earp, I'm inclined

to agree that I acted hastily

in issuing against of this man.

I'd like to hear what

the engineer has to say.

- Bring in Tex McKay.

- I don't like this, Judge.

I posted bond

for McKay's release.

Why should an honest Texas boy

have his word questioned

or be accused by a notorious

criminal like Denby?

I've done time, but I'm no liar

and I don't wreck trains.

Order! Sit down,

both of you.

Well, Federal Judge

and Mr. Piersall and the super.

This is Mike Denby. You

saw him near the train wreck?

- Oh, yes, sir. I sure did.

- Hmm.

I saw you, McKay, pushin'

that engine miles an hour.

'Order.'

How fast were you going?

Thirty miles an hour.

My throttle bar was dugged

at that top speed.

Oh, you can ask the super.

We did have a welded stopper

on the throttle.

McKay could have

chiseled it off.

- Why, doggone you--

- Just take it easy.

Quiet. This is one man's word

against another's.

Judge! A Texan

against a train robber.

Now, I'm sorry, Les.

Mr. Earp. Is Mr. Denby wanted

for any state or federal crime?

No, sir. Not at the moment.

Mr. Denby, you may go.

Thank you, Judge. This clears me

of hurting them poor animals?

(Judge Wilson)

'Yes. It does.'

(Denby)

'Marshall, you and Judge have

been mighty decent about this.'

'I won't be forgettin' it'

I advice you to get

out of Dodge City real quick.

I'm on me way.

I'd thought you were

my personal friend.

(Judge Wilson)

Now, now, Les. Les, wait, wait.

I'll-I'll get him cooled off.

Those Texans are mighty

hot blooded

but I forgive Mike Denby.

(super)

'Come along, Tex.'

Yes, sir.

I thought you fired him?

I had to change my mind when

Les Piersall put up his bail.

Les is a big shipper, Wyatt.

I reckon you still don't believe

my story, Mr. Earp?

- No, I don't.

- Neither do I

Wyatt had you pegged

right from the first.

It seems like a poor Texas boy

can't get any justice up North.

But I can't hold

any hard feelings. No, sir.

(Tex)

'Anytime you or Marshal Earp

need any help'

'well, you just feel free

to call on me.'

As for you, Super. I'm gonna buy

you the best drink here.

Super, did I ever tell you

about the time

we were high-ballin'

at San Anton..

[door shuts]

You reckon Denby will lay

for him?

Um. It doesn't happen

to characters like Tex McKay.

I just hope he doesn't talk

Mr. Bates into lettin' him have

a passenger engine

on the main line.

Liars always get

their comeuppance, Wyatt.

Yeah, let's hope so.

[chorus humming]

Reach, Denby.

Come with us. Come on.

[crowd bickering]

Let's get him overhead

with some good trees.

Here, Tex, you hold the rope.

Thanks, Mr. Piersall but--

You get first drag

on the rope, Tex

- I appreciate the honor--

- You're still the biggest liar.

For that, I will

hang you, Mike.

There's a good tree.

Let's hurry.

That will make him the biggest

liar in the whole United States.

- Hush up!

- Come on.

[crowd chattering]

Alright, Tex. Throw your end

over that limb. Give him room.

- No, sir. I can't do it.

- Here, I'll do it.

No, no. Don't do that,

Mr. Piersall. Wouldn't be right.

- He's innocent.

- What?

(male # )

'What do you mean

he's innocent?'

Yeah, I told a big lie.

I was driving that train

miles an hour.

Mr. Denby didn't have nothing

to do with it.

[g*nsh*t]

♪ Well now I've told you the

story of brave Tex Mckay ♪

♪ The drivingest hogger

of the old Santa Fe ♪

♪ He come up from Texas

with iron in his soul ♪

♪ That man was a genius at

makin' them big engines roll ♪

♪ Roll engines roll

♪ Roll engines roll

♪ Roll engines roll

♪ Roll engines roll.. ♪

Well, Mr. McKay.

Mr. Masterson tells me

that you wanna make

a complete confession.

Yes, sir. I wanna make

a confession.

I'll be plum ruined, Mr. Earp

but I just can't live with lying

on my conscience any longer.

Well..

Well...I ain't really a Texan.

(Tex)

'I was born in Topeka, Kansas.'

Oh, that's awful.

Um...well, I'm gonna forget

you told me that

and you keep it quiet, too, and

some day they might sing a song

about "Tex McKay

and the wreck of old ".

Oh, thank you, marshal. If

there's ever anything I can--

That's quite alright, Mr. McKay.

You just sit down, take it easy.

Well, thank you, marshal.

♪ Roll engines roll ♪

[Ken Darby singing

"Legend of Wyatt Earp"]

♪ Well, he cleaned up

the country ♪

♪ The old wild west country

♪ He made law

and order prevail ♪

♪ And none can deny it

♪ The legend of Wyatt

♪ Forever will live

on the trail ♪

♪ Wyatt Earp

♪ Wyatt Earp

♪ Brave, courageous and bold

♪ Long live his fame

and long live his glory ♪

♪ And long may his story

be told ♪

[humming]
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