03x27 - When Sherman Marched Through Kansas

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Life & Legend of Wyatt Earp". Aired: September 6, 1955 – June 27, 1961.*
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Series is loosely based on the life of frontier marshal Wyatt Earp.
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03x27 - When Sherman Marched Through Kansas

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The life and legend

Of wyatt earp

( Male vocals humming melody )

♪ Wyatt earp

♪ Wyatt earp

♪ Brave, courageous,

And bold ♪

♪ Long live his fame

♪ And long live his glory

♪ And long may

His story be told! ♪

( Humming melody )

Male narrator:

William tecumseh sherman,

General of the army,

Made his fame

In the civil w*r.

But general sherman

Also commanded the army

When it fought

The indian wars

And opened up

The western frontier.

In the period

Between and ,

Uncle billy paid a visit

To every western fort

And every town of importance

West of kansas city.

When word got out

That general sherman was

On his way to dodge

To board the steam cars

Of the santa fe,

Marshal earp was soon

Up to his chin in trouble.

Oh, wyatt,

Thank goodness

You're here.

Howdy, mr. Page.

What are you

So excited about?

This telegram--

It's confidential.

Inside.

General sherman's coming!

General sherman's coming!

They just got a telegram.

It's general sherman!

General sherman's coming!

General sherman's coming.

He'll be here this afternoon.

- General sherman!

- Link hanson, what are

You yelling about?

Let go, sofie.

I got big news!

I got even bigger news.

You need a bath.

You go straight home

And take one.

But general sherman's

Coming to town!

- Oh!

- General sherman here in dodge.

He'll be here

This afternoon.

General sherman's

Coming!

And not only that,

A group of

Eastern newspaper men

Just got off the train.

Fellas from

The new york times,

And herald,

And the chicago tribune,

Kansas city star.

And you know what

The general thinks

Of newspaper men.

And the sante fe

Is right in the middle.

We can't afford

To offend the newspapers,

Yet general sherman is

One of the best friends

That the western roads

Has ever had.

And all he wants to do

Is to get on the train here

To go to kansas city.

Now, what am I

Gonna do, wyatt?

Well, there's

Not much you can do.

There are a lot

Of texas cowhands in town.

I'd sure hate

To see a ruckus

With a man

Like general sherman here.

He's in charge of

The whole western army

And the indian fights.

He certainly ought

To be able to board a train here

Without gettin'

Into a lot of trouble.

You don't think

There will be incidents?

Now, lookit here, wyatt,

The santa fe can't afford

To have demonstrations

Or disorders.

- Well, that won't be

The half of it.

- What?

General sherman has soldiers

After chief joseph,

And there's purses up north.

And in a couple of hours,

Dodge city will be jumpin'

With reports

That the indians are

About to attack us.

Oh, no.

Uncle billy sherman is

What the newspapers call

A controversial

Character.

Uh-oh,

Now you're in for it.

Oh, no, not me.

I'm going out

The back way.

If things get too rough,

Send word to me.

I've got to make up

The general's train.

I'll be in the yards.

Well, wasn't that

Jim bates?

Yes, sir, but I think

Your outfit scared him.

Oh, indeed now.

Well, I served

Under general sherman.

It's up to us

To arrange a fitting

Welcome for the general.

Yes. I've just now spoken

To chalk beeson.

He's going to call out

The cowboy band.

They'll play

"Marchin' through georgia"

As the general arrives.

- Then the judge and I

And the city council--

- Now, wait a minute.

The general

Doesn't like that song.

I read in the papers

Where he stopped them

From playing it in omaha.

We got a lot

Of southern sympathizers

In this town, judge.

- That's true, wyatt.

- Whose side are you on?

My father and two brothers

Fought for the union,

- But that's not the point.

- Indeed now?

I think you and the judge

Ought to think about this

A little bit more.

And can you convince him

To take this outfit off?

Well, it does fit him

Might snug in places.

I'm proud

To be wearing the blue.

Well, I fought

From shiloh to atlanta!

- Do you want a riot?

- And then i--

A riot?

Are you daft?

I'm not telling you

Anything you don't know.

This is not a northern town,

It's a border town.

He's right, jim.

Now, do you want

This town disgraced

With a lot of riots

And brawls? Do ya?

So that's it, huh?

I'm not allowed

To make a speech about

My great commander general.

Oh, no.

Look, he doesn't want

That kind of a speech.

He's heard

A thousand of 'em.

Now, you listen

To that boy, jim.

No, he won't listen to me--

He's irish and he's stubborn!

I'm gonna call out

All my deputies.

I'll probably

Need 'em.

( Men chattering )

Ah, we're on

A wild goose chase.

I need a drink.

On the herald, of course.

What makes you so sure

Old comp won't show up?

Sherman's not that crazy.

Your best, bartender--

All around.

Chief joseph's been making

Monkeys of his great

General howard.

And as for nelson miles,

I'll bet he's lost

His whole command

In the badlands.

You and the herald

Have sure made it rough

On the army, wendell.

Rough?

Wait till you read

My latest piece

To sherman and sheraton.

Incompetent,

Both of them.

Who's talkin'?

What was that, sir?

I asked who's talkin',

Mister.

You ever fought

Any indians?

That's a stupid

And irrelevant question.

You know, I don't think

I like you.

( Loud chattering )

Bartender:

This is no way

To settle differences.

Please! Stop!

Fight! Fight!

Arms alert!

Fight!

( Yelling to earp )

You stay out here.

All right, people!

Hold it!

- Now, who started this?

- I'm guilty, sir.

And I confess

To the strong arm

Of the law.

( Laughter )

- And who are you?

- Ah, me?

Haven't you ever

Heard of two-g*n wendell

Of the new york herald?

- ( Laughter )

- Mr. Murphy, I'm

Surprised at you.

Don't you know

We don't strike members

Of the newspaper profession?

Well, I do.

He had it comin' to him.

You should have

Heard what he said

About general sherman.

I don't care what he said.

Now, we don't take pokes

At newspaper men.

Oh, they can hit us,

But we dare strike back.

Now, you never

Fight a newspaper unless

You own one yourself.

Well,

A frontier socrates!

- Mind if I

Quote you in my paper?

- No, go ahead.

- And who are you?

- Yeah...

I asked you your name!

Take your hands

Off of me!

All right, hal,

They're all under arrest.

Put this one

And this one in cells.

- Now, get out of here!

- ( All arguing )

Just a minute, gentlemen.

Just a minute.

Let me handle this.

I, sir, am arthur ash burton

Of the new york times.

Yes, sir?

I demand to know reason

For this procedure.

I'm trying

To keep you all alive until

General sherman gets here.

Protective custody.

Now, come on, get out of here.

Oh, this is outrageous!

I'll fight this!

I'll take this to the supreme...

Hal, I'll be over

In the globe office!

- You'll hear from

The new york times!

- Come here.

What were they sayin'

About general sherman?

Are you arresting

Mr. Murphy?

No, I'll just hold him

For a while.

- You must be on our side.

- I'm not on anybody's side.

You don't like

General sherman?

Well, I've never met

The man, link-- have you?

No, sir.

But I'm gonna meet him today.

Well, I think

The general is gonna

Be a little bit busy.

But sofie said--

Hey, sofie!

Hey, sofie,

You come here!

You said I could shake hands

With general sherman.

Hush, link.

I haven't seen tom,

Not for weeks.

He's up north

With general howard.

- She's sweet on old tom.

- Shh!

We're engaged, marshal.

And I was wondering if

I could get close enough

To general sherman.

I mean,

Just a word of news.

Well, I'll see what

I can do, miss sofie.

Excuse me.

And you stay here

With your sister.

- You come back here!

- ( Groans )

Now, remember,

We are here

To make converts

Before that man

Sherman arrives!

% Of the people

Believe as we do.

They must be rallied

To the cause! Rallied!

Amen, brother!

All: amen!

Just a minute, folks.

I'm sorry, but you're going

To have to keep that sign

Out of view.

- Peace, young man.

- Well, I'm for that.

But I don't think you're going

To get much peace carrying

That sign down front street.

Very well,

Arrest us!

How many poor indians

Have you m*rder*d?

Leader:

Yes, how many?

Well, very few, ma'am.

Now, I'm giving you

A police order to keep that

Sign out of public view.

I don't want

These women hurt.

This town is full of tough men

That like general sherman.

You put it away.

Peace, friend.

We will go inside...

And ask for guidance.

- Amen, brother!

- Amen!

Amen!

Amen.

And we're putting out

An extra

With an editorial

Asking all factions

To stay calm.

It's a bad situation,

Marshal.

Indian haters,

Indian lovers,

Professional johnny reds

And yankees.

I'd rather have

A regular tornado hit town.

I don't suppose there's

Any way to detour

The general.

Hmm, sherman?

If he made up his mind

To visit hades,

He'd cuss the devil

Right out of his path.

Well, nothing

Much else can happen.

Oh, yes, it can.

Colonel bankhead of

The blaze v ranch,

Checked in

At the texas house.

Oh, no.

- Did he bring any gunslingers?

- I don't know.

- Well, I'll find out.

- ( Door opens )

Well, now,

That looks better.

Judge tobin's watin'

In your office.

Sam, I hope the globe

Would like my speech

Welcoming general sherman.

Of course, jim.

Have you checked

With wyatt?

Indeed not.

Who's the mayor

Of dodge city?

Well, you still have

A blue pencil, jim.

But... Don't let the eagles

Scream too loud, hmm?

( Chuckles )

I'll say to my old commander

What's in my heart.

Easy now, jim.

Pull up a chair

And sit down and compose

Your eloquent thoughts.

I've got to put

An extra on the street.

Now, here's the way

It will begin...

And furthermore,

I ask you,

Is there

A stare decisis?

Do the laws of kansas

Apply to newspaper men

From other states

To submit

To protective custody

Against their wills?

No, mr. Ashburton, but--

Then I demand

Our immediate release.

We are

Not children, sir.

The new york times--

Oh, shut up, artie!

I will not shut up

And I will be heard.

The new york times is

A great metropolitan newspaper,

And I will

Not be detained

At the whim of some

Petty folly tyrant

Who lords it over this--

This-this dust heap

In the prairie.

And furthermore--

( Door opens )

Yes'm.

I want a ruling,

Judge tobin, now!

We'll have

To release 'em, wyatt.

- Well, I want a drink.

- Wait!

We also expect an apology

From this-- this fellow.

You won't get it.

Now, clear out.

Tobin:

Now, wyatt!

Look, you've already

Turned them loose--

That's enough.

Now, you can write anything

Your editors tell you to write

About general sherman,

But you keep your mouth shut

As long as you're here.

- Is that a police order?

- That's advice, mr. Wendell.

Next time you sound off

Against general sherman,

I'm not gonna

Stop the fight.

You, sir, are

An arrogant yahoo!

You know, we're wrong.

I'm sorry.

No more fights.

Well, thank you,

Mr. Wendell.

- I'll see you around, I hope.

- Right.

You've angered

The new york times

And the chicago tribune.

Perhaps I should try to make

Peace with the others, huh?

- Why?

- In their present mood,

They'll blast poor sherman.

Heaven knows

What they'll write

About dodge city.

Well, you do what you--

What you think is best, sir.

All of us should feel guilty

About sherman.

We've blamed him

For every failure grant

Made in the white house.

We owe sherman.

He helped us build

This western country.

Well, keep your eyes peeled

For trouble.

Yes, sir.

And if it comes,

Hit 'em hard.

Senator forsythe

And mayor kelly are

Cookin' up a good one.

Big parade led by

The cowboy bands,

Speaker's platform

On the plaza--

We got the whole shebang

Of politics.

- All the deputies turn up?

- Yeah.

Go see the sheriff--

We'll need his boys too.

Why? You figure there's

Going to be a fight?

- Colonel bankhead's in town.

- Ooh.

Twelve years

Since the w*r ended.

Lee was the greatest general

Of course, but...

Sherman was great, too.

And he can't even

Visit a little cow town

In the middle of kansas

Without runnin' into a great,

Big nasty hullabaloo.

And I want you men

To check your g*ns.

No use havin' a run-in

With this man earp until

The right time comes.

You just circulate around

And gather some information.

We need to know

How many bummers

Old comp sherman

Is brining with him.

Then you report

Back to me at noon,

And we'll see then

What we have to do.

Man: all right,

Let's get out of here.

Peace, friends!

We will march

To the platform,

And let our brethren

Rally to us!

- All: amen! Amen!

- Hold on!

- What here got that sign?!

- Oh, peace, friend.

Read the sign

And join our march!

You're a fool, you,

Callin' general sherman

A butcher!

- Now, back, young man!

- No, back! This is

A man's work!

- Just a moment now!

- This'll teach ya!

( Women shrieking )

( g*nshots )

Now, you started this,

Mr. Murphy!

They gotta stop callin'

Uncle billy sherman names!

- Just read it!

- I've already read it!

Now, all these men are

Under arrest-- take 'em away!

- All right!

- Put us in jail!

The truth will go

Marching on!

The truth will go

Marching on!

Will you ladies please

Go inside? Please?

- ( Women gasp )

- Now, come on!

All of ya, get going!

This way, sir.

I'll make you a deal,

Mr. Earp.

A deal, huh?

I know some men

That are gonna try

And k*ll general sherman.

Yeah?

I heard 'em talking

Outside the texas house.

All right,

What's the deal?

You fix it for me and sofie

To meet the general.

I guess you heard

Colonel bankhead givin'

The rebel yell, huh?

Yeah.

Well, that's all right.

The deal still stands.

I'll do what I can.

Gosh, thanks, mr. Earp!

Now, wait a minute,

Wait a minute.

You go home,

Wash out your ears,

And put on

A coat and tie.

Yes, sir!

Howdy, marshal.

Join us?

No, thank you.

- Howdy.

- Mmm? Oh, howdy.

- You mind if I join ya?

- Sit down.

I-- I don't suppose

I could persuade you

To show a little gratitude?

And what thanks

Do I owe you, mr. Earp?

None, but you owe

General sherman.

I owe him a b*llet.

When the bloody shirts

Wanted to put mr. Davis

And general lee in prison,

Who stopped them?

- The south, sir.

- Grant and sherman.

They said they'd resign

Their commissions

If the terms

Of the parole were violated.

And who burnt atlanta

And colombia, south carolina?

Sherman!

Well, I tried.

Good work, marshal--

Arresting those crackpots

With the sign.

Yeah.

What time is

General sherman expected?

About : .

I figure to have a committee

On the north trace

To meet the general.

My suggestion is that

You and the sheriff

Head the committee.

How many soldiers

Does the general have with him?

About four to six.

He uses doherty wagons

On the prairie, you know.

- I don't like any of this.

- Now, wyatt!

Come on in, mr. Bates.

I want you to hear

What I have to say.

Something gone wrong?

This whole thing can turn

Into a big sh**t' match.

Are you scared of

Old man bankhead?

Yes.

Judge, we've got

Enough union men

To drive out every single

Johnny red in an hour.

Oh, now, I think

You're both exaggerating.

I know colonel bankhead,

And I can get his word

To keep his people in order.

I already tried that, judge.

Well, if he

Won't give his word,

Throw him in jail!

What's got

Into you, wyatt?

I guess

I'm ashamed of us all.

You certain there's

Gonna be trouble?

Mr. Bates, there are

Only two people in dodge that

Want to welcome general sherman

With completely

Honest motives.

You're thinkin'

About the sante fe,

Mayor kelly was

A union soldier--

He's worried

About the votes--

The judge is worried about

What the eastern newspapers

Are gonna say,

And, well, I can't

Rightly welcome the general

Because I'm worried

About a riot.

Well, stupid talk!

I'll hear no more of it!

And I'll lay down the law

To colonel bankhead.

And wyatt, you put

A tag of rain on that

Imagination of yours.

What do you want me

To do, wyatt?

Well, mr. Bates, I sure wish

You'd pull the general's

Special train

Into the siding

East of town.

Not let the general

Come into dodge at all?

Well, that's

Up to him to decide.

If he wants a hero's welcome,

He can always back the train

Into the depot.

All right, if you'll

Explain it to him.

I wouldn't dare.

I don't relish

The job myself, but...

Well, I owe

General sherman.

My two brothers

Served with him.

Whoa!

Colonel...

Sir, how far is it

To dodge city?

About six miles, general.

Well, I don't think I can face

Another fool reception

Without losing my temper.

You ride into town

And ask the sante fe people

If I can't board the train

Somewhere out here.

Sir, they'll be counting

On your visit.

Colonel, you get me

Out of this.

Now, general...

( Horses approaching )

Travelers heading

Toward us.

I'd better

Check them out.

Newspaper men, I'll bet.

No interviews.

- If they get sassy, arrest 'em.

- Yes, sir.

- Whoa!

- Who are you?

I'm marshal wyatt earp

From dodge city.

This is miss sofie

And master

Lincoln hanson.

We're in a hurry, sir.

I suggest that you pass on.

Whoa, calm!

Colonel,

Whoa, dernit!

That's him!

- Link, you come back here!

- Link, come back here!

Hello, sonny!

Don't you go

Into dodge, general.

There's a lot of johnny reds.

- I know the whole story--

- That'll do.

General, sir, I'm marshal

Wyatt earp of dodge city.

May I present

Sofie hanson.

She's worried

About her young man, sir--

Corporal jones-- he's in

General howard's detachment.

I haven't heard from him

For almost seven weeks,

General.

We'll find out, miss.

- Colonel?

- Sir?

Get some information

From this young lady.

Then we'll telegraph

Our people at helena

And get a report.

- Thank you, sir.

- It's my pleasure, miss.

Ah, marshal, what's

All this about johnny reds?

Why, I thought

They surrendered, son.

( Chuckles )

And I warn you,

Gentlemen,

We're going to open fire

Once that blue-bellied k*ller

Enters this town.

None of you'll be alive

Long enough to do that.

And believe me, gentlemen,

I mean what I say!

And law is on our side,

Colonel bankhead.

So, you see, sir,

The decision is up to you.

Now, if you'd like

To come into dodge city,

I'll need about a half an hour

To disarm the southerners.

( Groans )

What about those friends

Of the american indian?

Well, I'm afraid you'll

Have to handle them, sir,

And also the newspaper

Correspondence.

( Groans )

- How many welcoming speeches?

- Well, sir--

Link:

Mayor kelly's good

For an hour,

Judge tobin

Another half hour,

- And senator forsythe--

- ( Groans )

- Link!

- Yes, sir?

I'm not going into dodge.

What do you think

Would be a...

Nice, polite excuse?

Dodge ain't big enough

For you, general sherman.

I'd write 'em a letter

And tell 'em they're

A fiddlin' little town.

( Sherman laughs )

Link hanson, children

Should be seen and not heard.

- You come down from there.

- But the general asked me--

That's right, I did.

Good luck, son.

- Good bye, general.

- Bye-bye. ( Laughs )

Well, how would

You put it, marshal?

Well, sir, I'd even be

Less polite than link.

I wouldn't

Say anything at all.

Yeah, I'll have send them

A telegram of regrets.

You know, chief joseph'll be

Rounded up pretty soon,

And then the west'll

Be opened up

All the way

To the pacific.

But how do you open up

The human mind and spirit?

Well, you pray, I guess,

And keep on prayin'.

I started that

Some time ago.

Looks like it's

Gonna be a long job.

I hope you'll put your g*ns away

As soon as you can, marshal.

It won't be

Too many years now, sir.

It's a big country

With small people,

All of us.

I hope our lord

Will be patient.

♪ Well, he cleaned up

The country ♪

♪ The old wild west

Country ♪

♪ He made law and order

Prevail ♪

♪ And none can deny it

♪ The legend of wyatt

♪ Forever will live

On the trail ♪

♪ Oh, wyatt earp

♪ Wyatt earp

♪ Brave, courageous

And bold ♪

♪ Long live his fame

And long live his glory ♪

♪ And long may his story

♪ Be told

♪ Long may his story

♪ Be...

♪ Told!

( Humming harmony )
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