03x32 - The Underdog

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Life & Legend of Wyatt Earp". Aired: September 6, 1955 – June 27, 1961.*
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Series is loosely based on the life of frontier marshal Wyatt Earp.
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03x32 - The Underdog

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The life and legend

Of wyatt earp

( Men clamoring )

What are you

Going to do?

Do you hear

That mob out there?

You are going

To save hurley?

I don't know.

He and doc

Started this riot.

Mr. Earp,

They had to.

Hurley needs

The experience.

Look, his whole career

Depends on his learning

The real west.

Can't you

Understand that?

He didn't have

To start a riot.

Hal, you go fetch

The prisoner.

We'll turn him

Over to her folks.

No! No, I'll go

Out there myself,

And they can sh**t me.

They're just

Drunk enough to do that.

You cover me.

( Men vocalizing )

♪ Wyatt earp, wyatt earp

♪ Brave, courageous and bold

♪ Long live his fame

♪ And long live his glory

♪ And long may

His story be told. ♪

Announcer: "the life

And legend of wyatt earp,"

Starring hugh o'brian.

Announcer: marshal earp thought

He had dr. John h. Holliday

Safely established

As a patient

In a colorado sanitarium.

Doc needed a rest

To cure his lung trouble,

And wyatt needed

A rest from doc

And his cantankerous warfare

Against the respectable

Citizens of dodge city.

But a greenhorn by the name

Of hurley abbott

Caused a new battle in the w*r

Between holliday and dodge--

With wyatt

In the middle.

Hurley, stop it!

Hurley, get off, please!

He's going to throw you

And stomp you.

Hurley, get off!

( Whimpers )

Oh, hurley, are you hurt?

Oh, darling, I'm--

I'm all right.

Oh, you wicked beast!

No, etta, no.

He just didn't

Want me to ride him.

Come on, honey.

Let's get out

Of the corral.

Artist, huh?

Well, I've seen enough.

Hugh,

Hurley and I

Are engaged.

- No.

- You're leaving, mr. Abbott.

Don't you dare

Hit him!

Easy now, etta.

Mister, there's a train

Out of dodge city

In about two hours.

You got just about

Time to catch it.

I'll leave your property,

Mr. Jackson.

But I'll stay

In dodge.

That's right, hurley.

And I'll see you

In dodge.

Right.

Uncle george,

Hurley's an artist.

And he's going to be

Famous someday.

But you just

Can't understand that.

All you know are

Horses and cattle.

And you're

Just as stupid!

You ain't marrying him.

That's final.

Well, we'll see.

Let's not make it

Any worse, etta.

I'm afraid I couldn't put up

Much of a fight.

Didn't think

It would come to this.

Still got

A lot to learn.

I'll learn it.

Marshal earp--

Yes, sir?

I'm in trouble.

Could you spare me

A few minutes?

What's the matter,

Outlaws chasing you?

I'm green,

But not that green.

My name's abbott.

Hurley abbott.

Well, howdy, mr. Abbott.

Happy to know you.

Well... You, uh--

Selling pictures?

I hope to someday.

But right now I need

Some advice about fighting.

- Oh?

- Ned buntline gave me

This note to you.

Ned buntline, huh?

Well, why don't we get out

Of this sun and wind?

We'll go inside my office.

It's kind of hot

In there too,

But at least

It's shady.

Tie up my horse.

And so her uncle

And her brothers

Ordered me to leave,

Which they had

A legal right to do.

But etta isn't

Going to stand for it.

And neither am i.

Well, why don't you

Just elope?

- Eh--

- Go back east.

It's not that simple,

Mr. Earp.

You see, I like

This western country.

And I'm trying to paint it.

Well, there's a lot of country

Between here and california.

Now, why don't you

And miss etta head west?

Is that what you would do?

- Well, i--

- Don't be polite, marshal.

I'm not.

I can't fight very well

With my fists,

And, well,

I'm clumsy with a g*n.

Can't even ride

A spirited horse.

And I can't draw

A good map.

You know, uncle george

And the boys--

They, well,

They're decent cattlemen,

But they're mighty stubborn.

Would you be allowed

To teach me how to fight?

No, sir.

Oh. Well...

Could you

Recommend anyone?

I am not exactly

A starving artist.

Well, let's think

About that for a while.

Family quarrels

Are no good, mr. Abbott.

( Cup thuds )

I mean, even if you

Learned how to fight,

Who would you

Be fighting?

You'd be fighting

Miss etta's uncle

And her brothers.

And my advice is

You forget it.

( Shouts )

Oh, no.

Not you.

Why'd you leave

The hospital?

They asked me to leave.

Good to get back

To my old friends.

Yeah.

Do you know him?

Well, I must have

Met him somewhere.

( Murmurs )

This one's skunky bigger.

He and I had a run-in

At the long branch

During a card game--

Before I went

To the hospital.

All right, book 'em.

Attempted m*rder.

Come on.

Some of you men

Give him a hand.

Take him over to

The coroner's office.

Mr. Earp.

Is this the great

Dr. John h. Holliday?

Yeah, that's right.

This is

Mr. Hurley abbott.

Claims to be an artist.

Well, now,

He is an artist--

If you did

That top canvas.

Yes, thank you.

Just a rough sketch.

Mr. Abbott,

If you'd excuse us,

The doctor and I have got

A little visiting to do.

Hold on, wyatt.

Abbott, you meet me

Down at the long branch

In about minutes.

Delighted.

Well, i--

I see dodge city

Hasn't changed one iota.

Still sh**ting at invalid

Doctors of dentistry.

Where's miss kate?

Kansas city.

( Chuckles )

Buying clothes.

Say, how's that little boy,

Benny-- how's he doing?

He's getting well.

He has a dozen doctors

Up there.

Interesting type fella,

That artist.

He intrigues me.

No, doc. Please.

Not bad.

Not bad at all.

Of course

You're no karl bodmer

Or alfred jacob miller--

Not yet.

Well, that's not really

The point.

Eh?

Miss etta's people have

Warned me not to see her again.

George jackson

And the boys?

( Chuckles )

Quick tempers and slow draws,

All of 'em.

Now, you let me take care of

Your family problems, abbott.

You just paint pictures.

I'm afraid

You don't understand.

They insist upon a fight.

I can't let anyone else

Take over for me.

You, uh...

You want to k*ll 'em?

No, oh, god forbid.

If they come after me

With g*ns,

I want to be able to

sh**t well enough

To-- pfft,

I don't know.

Disable them, perhaps.

Abbott, I could probably

Teach you how to k*ll a man

In six months

Of hard practice.

But sh**ting to disable--

That'd take several years.

Oh...

Well...

I think I could learn

To be a good fistfighter.

And break your hand so you

Couldn't hold a paintbrush?

No. Now,

Marshal earp and I

Will have a talk

With the jacksons.

I like this one.

Paint it in oil.

Oh... Mr. Earp.

Have you seen hurley--

Mr. Abbott?

Yes'm.

He didn't

Take the train.

No, ma'am, i, uh--

I think you'll find him

With dr. Holliday.

Doc holliday?

You mean the notorious...

Outlaw?

Dr. Holliday

Is an expert on art.

No, not really.

No, not really, but...

The dr. Has taken

A fancy to mr. Abbott.

Oh, dear.

Well, I'm afraid that

Uncle george and my brothers--

I'm sorry to have

Interrupted your work.

- Miss etta.

- Yes?

Look, i...

I think the only

Sensible thing

For you and mr. Abbott

To do is to head west.

It'll give your family

Time to be reconciled.

Reconciled?

They should be proud

Of hurley.

Well, artists are--

Well, they're kind of

A strange breed of cat

In this neck

Of the woods.

Uncle george

And your brothers

Have been taught

To believe that an artist--

Well, they make kind of

Poor husband material.

Hurley will be as famous

As george catlin, mr. Earp.

Well, I'm only trying

To say that I think--

Wyatt.

Wyatt, that jackson tribe's

Been threatening my artist.

I'm going down

To give them what for.

You'd better come along.

There might be sh**ting.

I'll-- I'll borrow

One of your scatterguns.

- Doc--

- No time for jabber.

You ready to go?

Miss jackson, I'd like

To have you meet dr. Holliday.

Miss jackson?

Eh, you must be

Miss etta jackson.

Young woman abbott

Plans to marry.

Yes, I am.

And I certainly don't want

My family att*cked by you.

And why do you call

Hurley your artist?

Well, I bought

A picture from him.

Are you coming or do I

Have to go alone?

Will you cool off?

Now, miss etta,

I'll try and keep the peace.

You go find mr. Abbott

And I'll handle things here.

Now remember--

That fella may have jumped

Aboard the santa fe.

We don't want to do anything

That'll make us look ridiculous.

Just mosey into dodge

Casual-like.

- What about etta?

- Oh, she's sorry by now

She ever laid eyes

On that paint slinger.

Come on.

( Coughing )

You should have stayed

In the hospital.

Brilliant observation.

Look, I ask you

Just one favor--

You let me do all the talking

To uncle george.

All right.

As long as you

Make my point clear.

By the way,

Just what is your point?

They leave my artist

And his fiancee alone.

No threats, no badgering.

I'm still trying to catch up

On the short drinks

Those doctors allowed me.

( Hoofbeats approaching )

Here they come.

Now, you stay back here.

I don't trust

Your mean temper.

Frankly, mr. Jackson,

This abbott fellow

Doesn't seem like

A bad sort to me.

Mr. Buntline

Recommended him.

Ned recommended him to us.

Pretty soon that slicker

Had to have his head turned.

All artists are immoral,

Mr. Earp.

Eh, champagne and women.

Well, the point is that

Dr. Holliday has taken

Kind of a shine to mr. Abbott.

I don't want you men

To tangle with doc.

We aren't scared.

Well, you ought to be.

Doc could k*ll all three of you

In a draw and sh**t.

How come you're

On their side, earp.

Because I think

It's a foolish quarrel,

Mr. Jackson.

And I'm hired to keep

The peace in dodge.

Happens that we love etta.

I'm sure of that, sir.

And she loves mr. Abbott.

All right, mr. Earp.

We respect holliday

As a k*ller.

Ah, we can take him!

No.

We'll be coming into dodge

To get that painter fella,

And we'll come

With enough of our men

To get him

And doc holliday too.

That's fair warning.

( g*nf*re )

- Hurley?

- Oh.

What are you doing

With a g*n?

Well, I can't let doc holliday

Fight my battles for me.

Why not?

He enjoys sh**ting people.

I'm supposed

To be a man.

Here, watch this.

Right in the heart, see?

Of course,

In a real fight,

I'd only use

Shoulder sh*ts.

Yes, I see.

It's a very simple problem,

Learning to sh**t

A p*stol.

All you do is

Keep your sight

On the spot to be hit,

Pull the w*apon, and push it

Toward the center of focus.

That's enough.

We're leaving.

- Leaving?

- Marshal earp is right.

We're getting married,

Hurley,

And going farther west.

Now, darling, listen--

You can paint just as well

In arizona or new mexico.

I can't run, my dear.

Etta...

Look, I don't approve of

Fighting any more than you do.

But it's a part

Of the frontier.

Now, how am I going

To paint western life

If I haven't lived it?

One doesn't need to live

The life of scoundrels

To paint scoundrels.

Look at doc holliday!

And paint him!

You're not even trying

To understand--

No, I'm not.

I'm going to report you

To marshal earp.

( Quiet chatter )

Dr. Holliday return?

Yeah, him and the marshal

Just come in.

The doc should be here

Any minute.

Ah, you shouldn't

Be wearing that.

Self-defense.

Hey, greener.

Take off that g*n

Before you hurt yourself.

I've practiced

Handling it.

I said take it off.

He don't know

No better, preskins.

All right, then,

I'll learn him.

You're the dude

That's been making trouble

For the jackson family.

Lift up your hands.

Nope.

All right, then.

Draw.

Drop it!

Get his g*n.

Quick!

Whenever you wing a man,

You always get

His g*n away from him.

He might k*ll you

From the floor.

Good point

To bear in mind.

Isn't anybody

Going for a doctor?

I'll plug up the hole.

A couple of your men

Can walk him over

To mccarty's office.

You have

A clean handkerchief?

Hmm? Oh, yes.

( Door closes )

Who shot him?

Leonardo da vinci here.

He drew a beautifully

Straight line

To the brachial plexus.

I claim self-defense,

Mr. Earp.

You didn't

Check your g*n.

Let's go.

Doc, I want to see you

Over in my office.

Anything important?

Yeah. A wedding.

( Inaudible )

Hurley!

Hurley, what's wrong?

I had to hurt a man.

You shot him?

Didn't hurt him much.

Court case is self-defense.

Oh, darling.

I don't blame you.

- I blame that horrible--

- ( Clears throat )

You folks ready

For the ceremony?

Uncle george

Has hired some gunfighters

To make trouble

For us.

- Gunfighters?

- Yes.

So we have to have

The wedding right now

And leave town.

It's the only sensible thing

To do, mr. Abbott.

You can't be fighting

Miss etta's own uncle

And brothers.

No, I realize that now.

Good.

Mr. Mayor, take over.

Now, miss etta,

You stand a little--

Here.

Mr. Abbott-- and you

Stand up with mr. Abbott.

And I'll stand here.

It's from katie, wyatt.

She's sick again.

I'll just have time

To catch the stage.

Of course.

Anything I can do?

You can ship me some

Clothes to kansas city.

I won't have a chance

To pack.

I'm sorry, doc.

Etta and I

Are just going to--

I know, boy.

Marry the girl.

And then let 'em run you

Out of dodge with a mob.

The only artist

The town ever had-- mobbed.

And you be sure it's done

With lots of sh**ting,

Eh, kelly?

Now, just give d*ck and me

Time enough to find etta

And start her

Back to the ranch.

Then shove that painter

On the : train

Alive or dead.

Come on, d*ck.

Come on.

We'll follow along

In a little while.

And I now pronounce you

Man and wife

As provided

By the law of kansas.

Amen.

( Clears throat )

Good luck.

Oh, thank you.

May I kiss the bride?

- Congratulations.

- Thanks.

Now, what's all this

About mobs chasing

This young fella

Out of dodge?

Well, that's just--

Just some of doc's

Joking, you know.

Well, I thought as much.

I wish you both happiness.

Oh, thank you.

Mr. Mayor--

Thank you.

Now, get married again

In a church--

That's my advice.

See you later, wyatt.

( Door opens )

Is hurley

Free to go now?

( Door closes )

Yes'm, but I think you'd

Both better wait here

Until train time.

You mean we should hide

Behind your g*ns?

( Hoofbeats approaching )

Hal--

Mr. And mrs. Abbott,

I think you'd better

Wait inside there

For a few minutes.

Your uncle george

And one of the boys

Are arriving.

We'll stay right here

And face them.

No. I'll do

The talking first.

You looking for me?

Etta and that

Painter fella.

They run off?

No, sir.

Where's my sister?

I'm not hired

To look after your sister.

You've probably got both

Of them hid somewhere

With doc holliday.

Didn't I warn you, earp?

That'll do.

- What?

- Stop sh**ting

With your mouth.

Now back off.

No, he means it.

We'll soon have

Plenty of help.

Where's doc holliday?

He left town. His missus

Took sick in kansas city.

Well, that's a break.

Well, here comes d*ck

And uncle george.

We asked earp,

But he's covering for 'em.

Are you sure they didn't

Leave town with doc holliday?

Man says doc left

For kansas city.

Maybe that's a trick.

We start

Asking questions.

Somebody'll talk.

The doc had no right

To push this thing off on me.

He wants the whole town

To ride,

Just so his unfunny humor

Will be like a--

Like a joke

In a graveyard.

Yeah, dodge don't care

If abbott paints pictures

Or livery stables.

( Grumbles )

The jackson family's

Well connected here.

I'm moving

The bride and groom.

- Where?

- First station down

The santa fe line.

You go on inside there

And tell 'em to get ready.

All right,

Now what is this, george?

We're looking for etta

And that fella hurley abbott.

Well, you're too late.

I married 'em

Half an hour ago.

- That's a lie!

- Artists don't marry no girl.

And if they do, they got

A couple of wives already.

Now you tell us

Where they are.

At the jail,

That's where.

You go gettin' tough

With wyatt earp,

And etta'll be a bride

With no family.

Come on, boys, let's go.

Let him go!

And at first I thought

You were right, mr. Earp.

But now I've changed

My mind.

Why should we be rushed

Out of town like criminals?

Mr. Abbott,

I've stood off mobs

When I didn't much care

If I had to sh**t

The whole kit and caboodle

Of 'em.

But I don't want to have

To hurt your wife's kinfolk.

They're wrong, but...

They've done nothing

To deserve

Being mowed down

By buckshot.

( Door opens )

They're coming, wyatt.

How close?

That close.

( Men shouting )

Take mr. Abbott

To his cell.

Now, just a minute,

Marshal.

Look, they're not

Gonna hurt her.

Please!

Now, you get out of here.

No. No, I'm staying.

( All chattering )

All right, earp.

You got one minute.

Get him out here!

Watch the window.

You are going

To protect hurley.

It's my job now,

But I don't like it.

Don't your brothers

And your uncle mean

Anything to you?

Not when they come

After hurley with g*ns.

Look, you got a license

And you got a wedding ring.

Hal--

Bring mr. Abbott

Out here.

Things get too hot,

We'll turn 'em over

To her folks.

No, you won't.

I'll talk to them.

Cover me.

Etta! Honey!

Watch those triggers.

Uncle george, we've been

Secretly married for weeks.

- Married?

- Ah, what if he's

Got other wives?

Well, he hasn't.

But if you don't

Call them off,

I'll say that

I married a bigamist--

- Shh!

- I will. I'll yell it

Right out loud.

- Ah--

- I'll tell the biggest

Lie you ever--

All right,

I'll call them off.

But you've got to go with us

To make it look good.

You promise not

To sh**t hurley?

Of course not.

No family scandal.

All right, boys.

We got our little girl back.

And that painter man

Left town.

( All chatter )

Get mr. Abbott.

You fellas go on

Back on patrol.

Make sure everything

Stays quiet.

Abbott--

( Door closes )

Where is she?

She went with her folks.

You let them take her?

No, mr. Abbott,

She's taking them.

Oh, don't you worry

About it, though.

She's going

To meet you later.

She told them that she'd

Been married for weeks.

- What?

- Yeah.

And she said if they

Didn't call off the men

That she was gonna spread

The word around that you

Were a bigamist.

- A bigamist?

- Mm-hmm.

I kind of thought

The marriage license

Had had good effect,

But, uh--

Well, I never thought

Of calling you a bigamist.

So your wife saved a lot

Of people from getting

k*lled today.

Bigamy?

Why, etta's the first girl

I ever even kissed.

Oh, don't you

Ever admit that.

No, sir.

Not even to mrs. Abbott.

No, sir.

You're an artist.

And, well, you can't

Disillusion people.

♪ Well, he cleaned up

The country ♪

♪ The old wild west country

♪ He made

Law and order prevail ♪

♪ And none can deny it

♪ The legend of wyatt

♪ Forever will live

On the trail ♪

♪ Wyatt earp, wyatt earp

♪ Brave, courageous and bold

♪ Long live his fame

♪ And long live his glory

♪ And long may

His story be told. ♪
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