04x04 - Caught by a Whisker

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Life & Legend of Wyatt Earp". Aired: September 6, 1955 – June 27, 1961.*
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Series is loosely based on the life of frontier marshal Wyatt Earp.
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04x04 - Caught by a Whisker

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Well, there's dodge.

Let's go over

This again, clint.

When we hit

The state national in dodge,

We ain't gonna be

Playing for pennies.

I still say

It's too risky, matt.

You gettin' cold feet?

- No.

- Three different outfits

Have gone against

The state national.

Each one of them ran up

Against wyatt earp

And his deputies.

With my plan,

Earp won't know how

It happened and who did it.

Now listen.

( Men vocalizing )

♪ Wyatt earp, wyatt earp

♪ Brave, courageous and bold

♪ Long live his fame

♪ And long live his glory

♪ And long may

His story be told. ♪

Announcer:

Bank robbery in ranked

With train robbery.

They were big money crimes

And only the most desperate men

Risked their lives

Attempting them.

Thus, when matt

And his half-brother

Clint dunbar

Got set to take the bank

In a big cow town

Like dodge city,

Marshal wyatt earp was facing

Shrewd, clever operators

Who would stop at nothing.

- Good morning, mr. Cummings.

- Morning, marshal.

How long before the...

New electric bell's

Hooked up?

Oh, a couple of hours.

Is it that urgent?

Well, I hope not,

But the dunbars got a bank

In wichita last week.

Oh, by the way,

Mr. Cummings,

This is

My new chief deputy,

Shotgun gibbs.

Well, I haven't met

Mr. Gibbs, but I've heard

About his shotgun.

Old-fashioned g*n.

She don't run

By electricity.

Now if you fellas ever

Do have a holdup here,

Don't try to be heroes.

Just kick a switch

As soon as you can

Without causing

Too much attention.

But won't the robber sh**t

At them when the bell rings,

- If it does?

- Well, mr. Cummings,

This is

The first electric bell

West of kansas city.

- I think the dunbars

Will even be puzzled.

- ( Chuckles )

Howdy, stranger.

Howdy.

( Sighs )

- Water and feed, huh?

- Yes sir.

Know a hotel that

Don't cost too much?

Sure, santa fe house

Down by the depot.

Thanks.

Whoa.

Say, I like this town.

They buy things here.

Well, I'm glad you found

Some business, mr. Thurston.

Well, thank you, sir.

Tomorrow I'll try

And sell you

A carpet

For your whole stable.

Carpet for the...?

- Oh! Go on.

- ( Laughs )

( Sighs )

The name is

John b. Thurston, friend.

I sell carpets and drapes

By mail order.

Hanley brothers,

Saint louis.

Then you want a room

And a parlor?

Yes sir, the best.

Oh, mr. Orcott,

One of our salesmen,

May join me tomorrow.

I'll pay for two

In advance if you like.

That won't be necessary.

You just sign in

For yourself.

And if mr. Orcott comes in,

He can register then.

Thank you, friend.

Yes sir, dodge is

A fine, hospitable town.

- Parlor suite b.

- Thank you. Thank you, friend.

( Crickets chirping )

- Did you case the bank?

- Looks easy--

A teller and a cashier.

They open at : .

- What about the hotel?

- Your name is orcott.

You sell

For hanley brothers.

You'll have to

Sneak in the back door.

Parlor suite b.

Just have that sample case

Open in the buggy when

I hit the street.

I'll be there.

Would you put

That thing down?

Now one of these days

You're gonna get excited

- And blow my head off.

- It ain't cocked.

( Yawns )

Say, there's a telegram

Come for ya.

Peaceful night last night.

Nary a shot fired.

Good.

Get yourself

Something to eat

And then turn in, huh?

Hmm. No reliable description

Of matt and clint dunbar,

Always wear masks.

Guess I'll have to wire

The pinkertons.

Them bank robbers

Fidgeting you?

Yeah.

I reckon I am

A mite prejudiced

Against bank robbery.

( Birds chirping )

( Soft chattering )

( Whispering )

- Mr. Jones?

- L.t. Jones

From mobeetie, texas.

My name's cummings.

I understand you want

To make a deposit.

Sold my spread,

Got quite a wad of cash.

Well, we pay %

For timed deposit,

% On open account.

Of course, we usually have

- A state bond

That pays anywhere--

- ( Softly ) see this?

It's nitroglycerin.

Now if I drop it

On the floor--

Oh no no.

Well-- well, what is this?

- A practical joke?

- It's a holdup.

Walk me to the safe.

( Normal voice )

All right, mr. Cummings.

I'd like to see the safe.

This about all the money

I got in the world

And I'm a careful man.

Never did have

Much confidence in safes.

Just wanna make sure

No robbers can come in here

And bust it open

With a stick of dynamite.

( Whispers )

It'd blow you up too.

( Whispering )

I don't care,

And you do.

Hand me the cash, quick.

( Normal voice )

Looks good and solid,

Mr. Cummings.

I don't think

Anybody's gonna

Bust open this big door.

- ( Whispers ) faster!

- I don't think that--

( Normal voice )

I'm satisfied, mr. Cummings.

Now let's go over

And make out

My deposit slip.

- Mr. Cummings.

- He'll blow us up!

He's got nitrogl--

- ( Men chatter )

- ( Bell ringing )

- Out of town.

Drive slow.

- Right.

Set up your roadblocks.

I'm heading for the bank.

Man with a beard,

Did you see him?

- What's that, mister?

- Man with a curly black beard!

- Where'd he go?

- Oh, that fellow.

He went across there.

- Hey, what's that bell?

- ( Men chattering )

Hey, hold up there!

Hold up there!

Hold up there!

Just turn that

There buggy back around.

Ain't nobody leaving town.

- What's the idea?

- Ain't you hear that

There bell?

Somebody's done tried

To rob the bank.

- Oh.

- Move!

( Ringing continues )

Hey, the bank's been robbed!

I'm a special deputy.

Watch the office

For me, will ya?

Of course, of course.

Whoa.

Now you say he was

About medium build,

Black beard,

Dressed like a cattleman?

- That's right.

- We both got a good look

At him.

- And you ran outside?

- Yes sir.

- Well, anybody in sight?

- Just some drummer in a buggy.

He said the man ran

Across the street.

I looked,

No sign of him.

Well, would you recognize

The drummer?

- Well, I was pretty excited.

- Get the man with the beard,

Mr. Earp.

If you've closed the roads,

He's still in town.

( Knocking frantically

On door )

- Who is it?

- Clint. Let me in, quick.

Come on.

Don't get sore.

They had every street blocked.

No nerve--

I always knew it.

- Oh, cool off, will ya?

- Where's the money?

I had to hide it

At the livery stable.

I oughta cut

Your throat.

Look, your idea'll still

Outsmart this cow-town marshal.

You'll look

Entirely different

Without the beard.

Put on your drummer's outfit

And nobody can finger you.

Where did you hide

The money?

In a whole binful

Of oat sacks.

We can get out of this

If we quit fighting

And use our heads.

- Where's earp now?

- At the bank, I reckon.

The first thing

For you to do is to come

To the front of this hotel

And register as jeff orcott.

Yeah, that's right.

How did I get here?

All the roads are blocked.

They're letting people

Into town.

No.

Maybe you'd better say you

Got here before the stickup.

I'll josh you

For hanging around

And rubbering at the bank.

( Chuckles )

The clerk'll believe that.

Maybe.

How long will earp keep

The roads guarded?

Not long.

He ain't got enough men.

We can wait him out.

That beard trick

Worked perfect, matt.

I told you

To quit underestimating

That johnny law.

- But I only said--

- Any man who can bottle up

A town like this in a minute

Ain't stupid.

If earp nabs me,

You go for the boys.

Well, sure,

But how can earp nab you?

The whole job depended

On you gettin' out of dodge

With the money.

You didn't do it!

But I told you.

I didn't know

About that bell.

It's a new deal now.

We got , ,

Maybe more...

Stashed in a risky spot.

Someone's bound to have

Seen you near the bank.

Earp'll be around

Asking questions.

Sit down.

Think up some answers.

- This thurston's rig?

- Yes sir.

I asked him to watch

The office for me. I guess

He got tired of waiting.

- Where's he staying?

- Dodge house.

Anybody else

Come in here last night?

Just one man--

Fella with a black beard.

- A black beard, huh?

- Yes sir.

- Did he give his name?

- No, just asked about a hotel.

Was he one

Of the robbers?

( Sighs )

The only one.

- Now you keep

That g*n handy.

- Yes sir.

I'm impounding this rig

And that saddle horse.

You arrest anybody

That even asks about 'em.

Yes sir.

- Hello, emmett.

- Hello, marshal.

So you have

A mr. Thurston

Registered here?

Thurston?

Yes, we have.

( Chuckles,

Vocalizes tune )

Thurston, j.b.

Drummer from saint louis.

Mmm. What's his room number?

Oh, he ain't in his room.

Him and his friend are

Eating in the bar.

- Friend?

- Name's orcott.

They peddle

For the same firm.

Is that so?

- Point 'em out

To me, will you?

- Certainly, marshal.

Mr. Earp.

Didn't waste much time.

- You talk to him.

- Right.

Which one of you gentlemen

Is mr. Thurston?

Well, that's me, friend--

John b.

Oh, and this is mr. Orcott.

He covers east texas

For the firm.

Hi.

I'd like

To ask mr. Thurston

A few questions.

Help yourself.

I've already ate.

- See you later, jack.

- Won't be long.

Sit down.

Sit down.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Your friend

Just have a shave?

He shaves every morning,

Same as you and me. Why?

Well, I was just admiring

His shaving lotion.

- Do you know the brand?

- Well, I never paid

Any attention,

- But I'll ask him if you like.

- No, it doesn't matter.

Mr. Thurston,

The teller at the bank said

That you were near the door

When the holdup man left.

Well, that's right, marshal.

( Chuckles )

Liked to have scared the living

Daylights out of me too.

- What's your line?

- Rugs and drapes.

I was planning on seeing

The bank people about

Placing an order.

( Chuckles )

It was a good thing

I was late.

I might've been shot.

I doubt it.

I'll see you around.

( Footsteps approaching )

Wyatt says to stake out

This here barn.

- Yup, so he told me.

- Is there a back door?

- Yeah.

- ( Horse whinnies )

Somebody in there

Right now.

- You go around the corner

And watch the back.

- Right.

Come out of there!

Mister, you toss

That pop g*n on the floor

And come out of there

Or I'll blow you through

The end of the barn.

Wyatt!

Well, if it isn't mr. Orcott.

I thought you were

A rug salesman.

He was a'skulking

Around in here.

You got any idea why?

Hey, you blowed

The whole end out

Of my feed bin!

We'll pay for it,

And I'll take mr. Orcott

Over to the bank.

Take these sacks

Out of here,

Search the bin

And stalls.

Probably stashed

The money in here.

And none of you can say

This is the man?

The robber had a black

Curly beard, marshal.

He was the same general build

As this fella,

But I couldn't

Hardly say they ever

Looked very much alike.

Well, if he shaved

And changed his clothes--

Why don't you give up?

You've got the wrong man

And you know it.

We'll see what

You look like with a beard.

I shave every day.

Not in jail

You won't, mister.

Hey! What's this?

It's the bank's money.

I'll tell you--

That wyatt earp's

Smarter than

A ring-tailed rac--

Hyah.

- Ooh!

- Now hold still.

I don't deserve to be

No chief deputy, wyatt.

I shoulda knowed

There mighta been

Two of 'em out there.

It's my fault,

Shotgun.

- How was it?

- Well, I should've warned you.

I wasn't certain myself.

Now hold still, this is

Gonna hurt.

( Groans )

Oh, by the way,

The pinkertons came through

With a good description

Of matt and clint dunbar.

I'm certain that the one

We've got in there is matt.

The one that got away

With the money is his

Half-brother clint.

Well, you don't seem

To be taking it

To heart much.

No.

'Cause I think clint'll

Round up some of the g*ng,

- Come back after matt.

- I sure hope they do.

There you are.

There's no sense in having

The fight here in town.

We'll get some deputies

And trail clint.

That's risky, ain't it?

I always figured

When I had my trout baited

For catamount,

I'd stay close by.

What if we lose

Clint's trail?

Well, we won't.

The horse that clint took

Was left for shoeing--

Got no irons

On his front hooves.

Well, he can be trailed,

Can't he?

Yup, day or night.

Another thing, shotgun,

Clint's too smart to try

And bull his way back in here

With a bunch of outlaws

On horseback.

He'll try to pull

Some kind of trick

To get back in town,

So we'll need some deputies.

You go pick 'em and I'll--

- I'll join you in a minute.

- Right.

And I don't have to tell

You that matt and me always

Whack up fair and square.

We pulled that job

As a two-man deal

Because it was

A new idea in bank-robbing.

It didn't work

Too well, clint.

How do we know your plan

To spring matt is gonna

Work any better?

It's got to work!

Now matt sent you

The money.

I don't think

He'd take it very friendly

If you boys were to ride off

And leave him in jail.

- Do you?

- We all think a lot of matt.

Any more questions?

No. We hit

That stage at sunup.

Looks like they're headed for

The great western stage route.

That'd be one way to do it.

How do you mean?

Capturing the stage,

Riding it into dodge city.

Cole younger pulled

A trick like that once--

Independence, missouri.

Come on, let's double back

On the stage track to dodge.

( Shouts )

Clint:

Hold on!

Hold up there!

- Whoa!

- Clint: throw that g*n down.

Now climb down.

- Everybody out!

- Whoa.

( Whistles )

Hey! Hah!

- Roscoe, you're sure

A pretty-looking mule.

- Man: hyah!

- Wyatt.

- ( Stage rattling )

The hoodlums

Always overdo it.

- What's wrong?

- The # never carried

A shotgun guard.

Mr. Gibbs, you reckon

You can stop that stage?

I reckon I can...

One way or the other.

Then go ahead.

We'll cover you.

Get out of here, roscoe.

Hah! Hyah!

Looks like

They wanna play.

- Hyah!

- Hey!

All right, hold it!

Drop 'em!

Throw 'em down there!

Go on!

Throw it down!

All right,

Bring him around--

The other man.

Why don't you men

Get back in the wagon,

Start patching

Each other up? Go on.

- You blundering fool.

- Oh shut up!

( Clangs )

Well, mr. Dunbar,

That's a nice little stubble

Of beard you've got there.

In about a week,

You'll be ready

For identification.

What about

The rest of 'em, wyatt?

Do they get to shave?

I'll tell you, shotgun--

I'd like to give 'em all razors

And let 'em go

To work on each other.

But the law of kansas

Won't allow it.

Lock it.

( Lock clicks )

♪ Well, he cleaned up

The country ♪

♪ The old wild west country

♪ He made

Law and order prevail ♪

♪ And none can deny it

♪ The legend of wyatt

♪ Forever will live

On the trail ♪

♪ Wyatt earp, wyatt earp

♪ Brave, courageous and bold

♪ Long live his fame

♪ And long live his glory

♪ And long may

His story be told. ♪
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