06x23 - The Good Mule and the Bad Mule

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Life & Legend of Wyatt Earp". Aired: September 6, 1955 – June 27, 1961.*
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06x23 - The Good Mule and the Bad Mule

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The life and legend

Of wyatt earp

Take good care of him,

Mr. Phillips.

It was a long ride

Coming in from tucson.

Sure thing, marshal.

You get a conviction

On them outlaws?

They were in

Yuma prison long before

We headed for home.

They was bad,

Them two.

Old roscoe sure looks

Tuckered, mr. Gibbs.

He is tuckered.

Cool him out before

You feed him, will you?

I sure will.

Hyah.

You know something?

He babies that mule more

Than you do yourself.

Now, you can trust

Roscoe with him.

Wyatt, I depend

A whole lots on roscoe.

If he is to get sick,

Then what?

Oh, I'd hate to even

Think about it.

Yeah.

Well, mr. Dameron.

Those, uh, cowboy friends

Of yours were convicted.

I'll be happy give a report

For your newspaper.

I'm not interested,

Earp.

Those cowboys

Were innocent.

And you've persecuted

Half this town at

One time or another.

Jailing outlaws

Ain't exactly persecutin'.

It's too bad we can't fix

Editors for telling lies

In their newspapers.

I've had about all I want

From you, gibbs.

Your turn is coming.

You try anything

With me, dameron,

And I'll squash you

Like a sow bug.

I ain't polite

Like wyatt is.

( Men vocalizing )

♪ Wyatt earp, wyatt earp

♪ Brave, courageous and bold

♪ Long live his fame

♪ And long live his glory

♪ And long may

His story be told. ♪

Announcer:

"The life and legend

Of wyatt earp...

Narrator:

There were two newspapers

In tombstone.

Mayor john p. Clum's paper

Supported wyatt earp.

But the "nugget"

In the frontier days of

Was controlled by

Wyatt's enemies,

The % ring, sheriff behan,

And the clanton outlaws,

Who used the paper

To discredit wyatt earp.

Come on out of there

Before i-- jake!

Hold onto him.

Look out.

( Braying )

Oh, no!

Not that mule again!

He's been acting up

Again down on number

Three drift.

Kickin' and bitin'.

The men don't want to

Bother with him no more.

It's just too risky.

( Mule braying )

Whoa!

We better put a twist

On his nose.

There's no use

Wasting any more

Time with him!

Take the harness of him

And turn him loose!

Don't do that!

Please, mr. Morgan!

Please what, ollie?

I'll give you

$ . For him.

What do you want him

For, boy?

Well...

Me and pa can use him

For prospecting.

Oh, no no.

That mule's no good.

Me and pa can handle him.

Here's the $ .

I got saved up.

He'll hurt you, boy.

No, he won't. Honest.

And pa needs him,

Mr. Morgan.

All right.

But if you're lying,

You'll know what

Your pa will do to you.

It's happened before.

Why, sure.

Then can I have jake?

You can have him.

But you take that mule

Straight home.

And don't you go near him

Till your pa gets back.

Why, sure.

I know jake.

He's awful mean.

Here's the $ . .

Now remember

Your promise, ollie.

You let your pa

Handle jake.

Yes, sir,

Mr. Morgan,

And thanks.

Come on, jake.

Ollie can tell more lies

Than any two kids in town.

Why, I wouldn't trust him

Any further than I would

That mule.

I know, I know,

But somehow a bad

Boy never gets hurt.

His old man isn't

A bad sort.

If he can

Handle jake,

We've done him

A favor.

Yeah, I guess

You're right.

Come on, jake.

Come on.

Come on. Come on,

You stupid mule.

Come on.

Come on. Over here.

Come on!

Don't be stubborn.

Come on.

Come on.

Get in here.

Whoa, jake, whoa.

Whoa, jake.

Whoa, jake.

I gotta get some of this

Mine dirt off of you.

Then I can sell you

For a big profit.

Maybe $ , even.

Now that don't hurt,

Does it?

Look at roscoe--

( Braying )

Whoa, jake! Whoa!

That ain't hurtin' you, fool.

The trouble with you is

Nobody's take a blacksnake

To you real good.

You get sassy with me,

And I'll learn ya.

Jake! Jake!

Come back! Jake!

Jake! Come back, jake!

Oh! My leg!

Pop will whip me for this!

He'll k*ll me!

My leg.

It's bleedin' awful.

Mr. Phillips! Mr. Phillips!

Help! Mr. Phillips!

Ollie, what's wrong?

Roscoe. He kicked me.

He what?

He sure enough did.

I think my leg's busted.

You stay right here.

I'll get dr. Goodfellow.

Ow!

Is it gonna be all right, doc?

Is it gonna be all right?

It's gonna be

All right, ollie.

It's gonna be all right.

It hurts.

Mr. Phillips said it was

Roscoe that kicked him.

Well, some animal

Kicked him.

He's got a cracked

Shinbone.

It was roscoe,

Your mule.

Did you twist his tail?

No, I didn't.

I just went to the stall

To borrow a piece of rope,

Then he kicked me.

Well, that don't sound

Like roscoe.

No, it doesn't.

Are you sure, son?

Well, I ought to know

Who kicked me, don't i?

Now hold on, ollie.

Hold on.

You can argue about this

After I get a cast

On his leg.

Well, it was roscoe.

You got no right to accuse

My mule, boy.

Later, mr. Gibbs.

You go back on patrol.

Well, all right.

But roscoe don't ever kick

Without a good reason.

Doc, I'll give you hand

With that cast.

The plaster of paris

Is in the cabinet.

He's got a bad cut here.

We're gonna have

To work around it.

Am I gonna die

Of blood poisoning?

No, ollie, you're not

Gonna die of anything.

Now lie down.

- Mr. Earp?

- Yeah?

If I'm unconscious

When my pop comes home,

Will you explain to him

Just how it happened?

I'll explain it to him

The way you say it happened.

Hand me that can of

Ether, will you, wyatt?

Ether?! What's that for?

Never mind, ollie.

It won't hurt a bit.

You won't feel a thing.

Mr. Woods, hold the paper

And come in here.

What's up, mr. Dameron?

Shotgun gibbs' mule

Just kicked ollie burton

And broke his leg.

Take this down.

Yes, sir.

"The mule, ridden by

Chief deputy gibbs,

Is a vicious

And dangerous animal.

Today, ollie burton,

A child,

Was almost k*lled.

But instead,

Is crippled for life."

Mm.

"We demand that

Marshal wyatt earp

Take immediate action."

Now, put that in

A two-column box

On the front page

And use this headline:

"Earp's deputy

Responsible for

Crippling child."

Well, ollie ain't

Crippled,

And we only got

His word for it

That roscoe done it.

Calm down, will you?

Well, I'm gonna

Go over there

And fix that "nugget"

Editor right now.

Mr. Gibbs.

Look, this is just

The kind of reporting

That mr. Clum likes

The "nugget" printing.

Mr. Clum is gonna

Fix him in his paper.

Mr. Clum?

Well, how do you think

Roscoe feels about it?

Mr. Gibbs, roscoe is a mule,

And he doesn't read newspapers.

But he'll know it

If folks has turned

Against him.

Well, b*ating up on dameron

Isn't gonna change anything.

( Door opens )

Oh, that drunken fool

Has done it again.

He's stuck his chin

Way out this time.

Uh, mr. Gibbs

Is a mite upset.

I done sure am.

Well, you got every

Reason to be, mr. Gibbs.

I got a complete

Statement from

Dr. Goodfellow

On the extent

Of the injuries that

Ollie burton suffered.

Crippled child indeed.

That boy's no more than

A tough little hoodlum.

I wouldn't believe him

On an oath.

And why do you say that?

Wyatt, you know

That boy's a hoodlum.

No, I don't.

He acts more scared

Than he does tough.

Hasn't got a mother.

His father's hardly

Ever home,

And when he is,

He treats him too rough.

Not rough enough

You mean.

Mr. Gibbs, what I want

From you is a statement

Denying that

Roscoe's vicious.

Vicious?

Why, that mule's so gentle,

He's sickening.

Ollie works as a water boy

Out at the tough nut mine.

I'll take a ride out there

In the morning,

Talk to the foreman.

Fine, but my paper goes

To press at midnight, wyatt.

As soon as I can get

On the street,

I'm gonna be calling

Dameron a liar and a fool.

You want my statement

About roscoe's character?

You go right ahead,

Mr. Gibbs.

Well, sir, ever since

I've known that mule,

He's had a heart

Of pure gold.

Mr. Woods!

Mr. Woods!

Yes, sir.

Listen to this.

I read you.

"We have caught

The 'nugget' lying again.

This happens so often,

That the readers

Of this paper

May question

Its value as news.

But dameron has att*cked

An innocent mule.

This is a new low,

Even for the 'nugget.'

There is deliberate

Lying slander

In every sentence

Of the nugget's story."

All right.

All right!

"The "nugget" is going

To demand that gibbs' mule

Be destroyed, forthwith.

Take this down.

Then the mule

Came back here, huh?

Yeah, I figured he was

Too much for that boy

To handle.

Well, did you warn ollie

About him?

Sure I warned him.

I wouldn't have

Sold him the animal

In the first place.

Only he told me his dad

Was coming home

And that he could

Use him.

We sold jake

To a saddle tramp

This morning.

Well, if your miners

Couldn't handle him,

You did the right thing.

Well, I wasn't there

Of course.

So I can't swear to it,

But I feel certain

That jake is the mule

That kicked him.

I think you're right.

By the way,

What did jake look like?

Just a mean-eyed,

Lopped-eared black mule.

Thanks, mr. Morgan.

I appreciate it.

So long, marshal.

Howdy, mayor clum.

Oh, hello, shotgun.

You seen the "nugget" today?

Nope.

What's it say?

Better take a look.

Mr. Dameron wants

Your mule k*lled.

Oh, he does, does he?

If that don't b*at

All I ever seen.

Any of you men here

Figuring on

k*lling roscoe?

Men:

No. Not roscoe.

Well, I thank you

Kindly.

Come on, roscoe.

You-- you get out of here,

Both of you!

Oh, hello there,

Mr. Dameron.

Me and roscoe just

Come to have a little

Chat with you.

I don't want

To chat with you.

Not with either one

Of you!

Well, we want

To talk to you, though.

I just want to introduce

You to my mule

Over here.

Roscoe, this here

Is mr. Dameron.

You let go of me!

The fellow that wrote

All of them lies

About you in this

Newspaper.

You get me away

From this mule!

He ain't gonna

Kick you. See?

Help! Help!

You don't need no help.

Mr. Dameron!

Well, don't stand there,

Do something!

I'll put you in jail

For this!

I'll sue you!

Well, you sue your head off.

But don't you put no more

Dirty lies

In that newspaper of yours

About roscoe.

Things ought to be a mite

Different now, roscoe.

( Crowd murmuring )

Mr. Gibbs, what were

You doing in there

With roscoe?

Well, sir, I'll tell you

Just how it happened.

Marshal earp.

I want this man

Arrested!

He b*at up my printers

And wrecked my property!

Is that true?

Well...

Yeah.

Let's take a little trip

Over to the jail.

All right, sir.

( Indistinct chatter )

Well?

Well, he's demanding

In his newspaper

That folks around here

k*ll roscoe.

Got me a mite riled.

So you have to go

And do exactly what

I asked you not to.

Well, they ain't

Gonna--

They ain't gonna

Hang roscoe.

No? Well, I'll tell you

What you've done.

I was out talking to mr. Morgan

At the tough nut mine.

He sold ollie

A bad-acting mule yesterday,

And he thinks it was that mule

That broke the boy's leg.

I knew it wasn't

Roscoe.

I told you he was

Innocent all the time.

Yes, you did.

Sure you did.

And everything would

Have been all right,

But you had to go

And lose your temper

And give dameron something

To really sink his teeth into.

You go and att*ck him,

You and your mule.

( Door opens )

Ha ha! Mr. Gibbs.

Great work, sir.

Great work.

I want

A full account.

You're a big help, too.

What's the matter

With you, wyatt?

Dameron had it

Coming to him,

And from all I hear,

Why--

( Chuckles )

Mr. Gibbs, you did

A pretty good job.

I'm proud of you, boy.

I'm proud of you.

Well, wyatt ain't.

He thinks

I done wrong.

Because now we have to try

And find the other mule.

Maybe you'd like to put up

Bond for mr. Gibbs. $ .

I'll be glad to, wyatt.

$ .

What, uh--

What other mule?

The guilty one.

Thanks to your editorials

And shotgun's temper,

Dameron can magnify this

In to a major att*ck.

Now we have to stop

Our really important work

To try and prove that a mule

By the name of roscoe

Didn't kick ollie,

And a mule by the name

Of jake did.

You, uh...

You think you can

Prove it?

Maybe.

If we get ollie

To tell the truth,

It might save us

A trip after jake.

You, uh, didn't buy that

Mule from mr. Morgan?

No, I didn't.

He says you did.

Well...

Him and those miners

Are always playing jokes.

And you don't know

Anything about jake?

No, I don't.

All I know is roscoe

Kicked me, and my leg hurts.

Can't you leave me alone?

Land sakes, marshal.

Quit pestering the boy.

Ollie: my pop will be

Home tonight maybe.

He'd glare at me good

If I did anything without

Him saying so.

I couldn't buy no mule

On my own.

We're wasting

Our time, wyatt.

Good day, ma'am.

I'm sure the boy's

Telling a lie.

We'll have to try

And find that mule.

You doing this just to clear

Roscoe's name, wyatt?

No, it's important

To expose the "nugget"

To the town.

When a boy tells a lie,

It can cause trouble.

But when a newspaper

Tells a lie,

It can cause

More than trouble.

People are liable

To find a paper

A hundred years from now

And believe it.

Howdy, mr. Morgan.

Howdy, marshal.

We're going

After that mule

You sold to that

Saddle tramp

This morning.

Well, he's got about

A three to four hour

Start on you.

Which way was he heading?

He was heading south

On the border trail.

Thank you.

The trail's still fresh.

Passed by here about

An hour ago.

Sure would like to find him

Before sundown.

Ow! That stings.

Well, it's better than

Having an infection

In that cut.

Oh, look, ollie,

Here's your pa.

What's the matter

With ollie?

Got kicked

By a mule.

Uh, it was mr. Shotgun

Gibbs' mule, pop.

He broke my leg.

Oh, he did, did he?

We're not sure

Of that, burton.

Oh, he's just trying to make

Excuses for roscoe, pop.

He att*cked me.

Yes, everybody's

Read about it.

It's all in the "nugget."

Mr. Dameron is an

Alcoholic liar,

And his newspaper

Is worse.

Now the boy's

Gonna be all right.

Why are you sticking up

For gibbs and his mule?

Roscoe att*cked me

On purpose, pop.

That'll do.

If you want my advice,

You'll let the matter drop.

Well now, his leg's broke,

Ain't it?

And he's my boy, ain't he?

Yes, and next to dameron,

He tells the biggest

Whoppers in tombstone.

I'll look in on ollie

Tomorrow.

Good day, sir.

I'll get the paper,

And you can read it

For yourself.

Are you telling me

The truth, boy?

Why, pop, cross my heart

And hope to die.

I don't have nothing

Against mr. Gibbs,

Only his mean old

Mule roscoe.

Here's the "nugget," zack.

If it's in the paper,

I reckon it must be so,

Just like

Ollie tells it.

Well, let me see

What dameron says.

Oh. Much obliged

Taking care of

The boy, martha.

Mite neighborly.

Does it hurt much, son?

Oh, a lot.

Well, wyatt,

Is this the mule?

Yeah.

He broke loose and headed

Back to mine

Before we picked him up.

Watch yourself, boys.

That mule's a kicker

And a biter.

Well, I really got

Dameron

Nailed to the barn door

This time.

Wyatt, you should have been

A newspaperman.

I state that roscoe's

Innocent,

And you go out and bring in

The real culprit.

Now that's good reporting.

Wait a minute.

We haven't got a confession

From ollie yet,

And you're sure not gonna

Get one from that mule.

What'd you say this

Animal's name was?

Jake.

Jake, huh?

Mr. Morgan at the mine

Said that he sold him

To ollie

With a warning

That he was vicious.

Well, I'm gonna have

A woodcut made of jake

And print it on

The front page.

( Laughs )

Oh, I'd love to see

Dameron's skin out of this.

You know the whole town's

Gonna be laughing at him.

Well, I wish you'd turn

To something else,

At least until the boy's

Father gets back

And we get the truth

Out of him.

That's a lot of

Nonsense, wyatt.

We don't need

Anything from ollie.

The facts speak

For themselves.

Now, if you gentlemen

Will excuse me,

I'm gonna write

An editorial.

Come on, let's get jake

Over to the o.k. Corral.

What's feastin' you?

We done cleared roscoe's

Name, ain't we?

Mr. Clum never knows

When to quit.

Well, roscoe ought

To have the whole truth

Printed about him.

Mr. Gibbs, I have told you

That roscoe doesn't give a hang

About what the "nugget"

Says about him.

A mule is libel-proof.

You can't slander a mule.

Roscoe has feelings.

All right. All right.

Then roscoe has helped

Save american journalism.

The "nugget" hangs

Its head in shame.

That make you happy?

Come on, jake.

Well, you hear that,

Roscoe?

You done whooped

The "nugget."

Now now now.

Just don't go getting

Uppity and bigheaded

About it.

Just mind your manners.

( Laughing )

Hi, doc.

Hello, wyatt.

We found that mule

That really kicked ollie.

Well, you better tell

Zack burton that.

Is he back?

He is, and I didn't

Like his attitude.

Why? What did he have to say?

Well, nothing yet,

But...

He's righteous about things

At the wrong times,

And he's just gullible

Enough to believe

Everything he reads

In print.

You better have a talk

With him, wyatt.

Yes, sir, I'll do that.

Thanks.

All right.

( Door opens and closes )

Hey, pop!

Pop! Wait a minute, pop!

You gonna sh**t

Roscoe, pop?

The "nugget" says

He vicious and should

Be destroyed.

I reckon that's

My job.

I'm your pa.

Wait, pop, wait!

What are you doing here, boy?

You'll bust that leg

All over again!

It wasn't roscoe

That done it, pop.

I told a whopper.

A mule named jake done it.

Oh, sure sure.

Please, pop!

You gotta believe me!

It ain't fair to k*ll roscoe

For something that jake done!

I was scared to tell you

About jake, pop!

But don't k*ll roscoe!

He didn't do it!

Get back, boy. Back.

Don't sh**t, pop!

Please don't sh**t!

Zack, put down that r*fle!

That mule's gotta

Be k*lled, marshal.

I said put down

That r*fle.

I just heard

Ollie tell you

That roscoe didn't kick

And break his leg.

Well, don't pay him

No mind.

The paper said that

Roscoe done it.

Don't you think

I can read?

You see what happens, ollie?

You tell a lie and get

The whole town believing it.

Now you want to tell the truth,

And nobody will believe you.

I don't care if

You wallop me, pop.

Roscoe didn't do it.

What about

The newspaper?

They made up all that

Stuff themselves.

Isn't that right, ollie?

Yes, sir.

Mr. Burton, your boy

Told a lie,

And the whole town's

Up in arms about it.

It's only a mule,

But if you would have

k*lled roscoe,

You would have started

Something bigger

That nobody could have

Stopped.

I didn't mean to cause

That much trouble.

You get home.

Do I get a lickin'?

When you get well,

You'll get what

You got comin'.

Now get!

( Braying )

Go on and eat

Your supper, roscoe.

♪ Well, he cleaned up

The country ♪

♪ The old wild west country

♪ He made

Law and order prevail ♪

♪ And none can deny it

♪ The legend of wyatt

♪ Forever will live

On the trail ♪

♪ Wyatt earp, wyatt earp

♪ Brave, courageous and bold

♪ Long live his fame

♪ And long live his glory

♪ And long may

His story be told ♪

♪ Long may his story

♪ Be told.
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