01x09 - Things Got a Little Out of Hand

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The X-life". Aired: January 10 – February 28, 2011.*
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01x09 - Things Got a Little Out of Hand

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Man: Previously on X Life.

Nicole: Cory and tequila do not do well together.

I don't like you on tequila.

You're not friendly. It's not fun.

Denise: Pierre knows I party like a rock star

and I do feel like Pierre

is a stick

-in

-the

-mud sometimes.

I guess the question is how in love are you guys?

Maybe it's just not meant to be.

Woman: Tonight on X Life. Cory: We're all supposed

to be on our best behavior.

Hey, you have a problem?

I will knock you the f*ck out.

Pierre: Well, you've only been drinking for an hour

and you're acting like a moron.

She's just completely out of control.

It's embarrassing. I don't wanna be

associated with that.

Denise: Look, look.

Pierre: You know what? I think I'm out of here.

Woman: Pierre, guess what? They think...



- Are you f*cking kidding me?

- Pierre, why would you do that?



- Like, honestly.

- Like, are you... Stop it.



- I'm sick of your sh*t.

- Seriously?

Woman: What do you mean?

- Cory didn't go

to f*cking Drai's without me.

Are you kidding me right now?



- Him, he's a douchebag.

- I'm a douche?

You know what? You're a c**t.

(music playing)

(music playing)

Tonight, we're going to Joe Simpson's Christmas Party

in Hollywood. Father of Ashley Simpson,

Jessica Simpson, kind of a big deal.

He's also managing us three boys,

PLG, Twitch, myself.

So, tonight, we're all supposed to be on our best behavior.

(music playing)

Cory: What's up, bro?

Yeah.

Hi. How are you?

Pleasure to meet you.



- No!

- Yeah, he set me up.

You went (indistinct) Joe.

Why did you do that?

You're kissing me.



- Fucker.

- You kissed me.

Hey!

Hello.

I wanna tell you how excited I am

to be here tonight to welcome you to, uh,

The JT Entertainment,

Papa Joe Sports Christmas Party.

I wanna tell you guys, I'm in love

with what you are and what you do.

And I'm so privileged to be a part of it

and what's even better is that my daughters

have brought me great joy.

And one of my daughters, Ms. Ashley Simpson,

brought me a great son

-in

-law.

Let me introduce you to Pete Wentz



- and he's spinning tonight... Man: Yeah, boy.

Joe: ...the music for our show.

(music playing)

Cory: Honey I got you something. Nicole: No tequila.



- Is that tequila? Cory: Yes.

Nicole: No, babe. I don't want you drinking...

Cory: Shh, shh, shh.



- This is it. Man: Yes.

Nicole: Cory and tequila just don't go well together.

He becomes just not the sweet,

lovable, happy Corry

that I know, not at all.

That guy right there.

Hey, you have a problem?

Man: With what?

- With me.



- No.

- You sure?

You wanna ask me who the f*ck I am?

I will knock you the f*ck out.

One hit.

Goodnight.

I don't give a f*ck.

Man: You b*tches are getting crazy over here.

Pierre: I'm kind of getting annoyed with Denise right now

because, like, I'm trying to have fun,

have a mellow night out and she's getting

all crazy dancing like a clown.

It's embarrassing. Like, you know,

I don't wanna be associated with that.

(music playing)

Don't... You don't... No, I'm not doing that.

Pierre: If you're at a house party being stupid,

that's one thing. But now, you got,

like, all sorts of business people,

I had some of my sponsors were there

and then, like, you're gonna acting like that?

It's kind of embarrassing.

Maybe you should start drinking water.



- Maybe you should blow me.

- Right, do you want



- a double water on a rocks?

- That's ridiculous.

You've only been drinking for an hour and you're acting



- like a moron. Denise: People like to go party.

Pierre is such a buzzkill,

like he's (indistinct) in his vag*na.

You know, if he doesn't wanna be doing something,

you know, I've got to get in line

and it's, like, as long as I'm not blowing somebody

in the bathroom, what is the big frigging deal?

Like, let's have a good time. Let loose a little bit.

(music playing)

Get out of here, Joe?

I hope you freeze your ass off.

(chuckles)



- Should we go?

- Yeah.

Joe's out of here, we're out of here.

Cory just up in the club

getting all "nasty" about it.

I'm about to try to get these dudes back to hotel.

I think they scared Joe out of the whole party

and it's his sh*t. Let's go tell them let's go.

You tell them we're getting out of here.



- We going to your room? Pierre: Uh, sure.



- Let's do it. Jeremy: Let's go.

Party in my room.

Let's make it happen. So, a chill after party

at my room, definitely down for that.

Especially after all that crazy sh*t

that just went down tonight.

(music playing)

Pierre: What's up with all the shirts off



- and everything? Cory: I'mma tell you.

Jeremy: Because we just started working out.



- You can't tell? Pierre: Oh, yeah.

Who's better?



- Be honest.

- What?

I was down for a party in my room.

I just wasn't down for a freaking shirtless

party in my room.

Where's PLG?

Nicole: You're turning red everywhere.

Pierre!

Tell him to take his shirt off.

Nicole: No.

- Take your shirt off.



- Come on, Pierre. Pierre: Let's go to my room.

Let's have a few drinks.

Just keep your f*cking shirt on.

Like, come on, I'm done with college.

Like, throw your f*cking shirt back on.



- Come on, let's see that.

- Guys! Guys, seriously,

don't do that.

Nicole: Don't disrespect Pierre.

No, no, no. I'm not kidding you.

I will f*ck you up right now.

Pierre: What really got me pissed off?

I look around and I can't even find Denise.

So, I was like, "f*ck these guys,

I'm out of here." You know, I just,

like, left the room and went up to,

uh, Twitch's room.

Denise: Baby Jesus.

Pierre: You left me down there with a bunch of f*cking clowns?

I feel like I'm hanging out with a bunch of f*cking



- frat boys down there. Denise: Look, it's my vag*na.

Damn.

Denise: I have warts.



- What?

- I don't like to see my warts.

Pierre: All right. You know what?

I think I'm out of here.

All right, you know.

Denise: I'm taking my warts with me.

Pierre: Denise! I'm kind of getting annoyed

with Denise right now because she's just completely

out of control and she's not listening to anything

and she's just acting crazy, so.

Denise, welcome to f*cking frat boy central.

We're going to, uh, a frat boy party.



- f*ck you. Woman: Hey, Pierre, guess what?

What? Seriously like.



- Oh, I'm so... Denise: Stop it.



- What are you doing? Pierre: Dude, seriously.



- Are you f*cking kidding me?

- Pierre, why would you do that?

Like, honestly. Like, I'm sick of your sh*t.

Denise: Seriously, like, don't do that sh*t.

Dude, what the f*ck. Because I'm...

You were a f*cking drunk bitch all night.

Woman: Coming up.

What the f*ck is your big problem



- if I'm getting drunk?

- You're a f*cking big mess.

Denise: What have I done? Pierre: I'm out of here.

I'm sick of dealing with your sh*t.

Denise: I'm the chick. I'm the one

who's supposed to be dramatic.

There was nothing I did to deserve that.

You know what? If you do that, then that's it.

Like, I'm done. Like, I don't need this sh*t.



- You wanna go to Drai's?

- Yeah, let's go.

The girls wanna go with us.

Cory didn't go to f*cking Drai's without me.

Are you kidding me right now?

He is in big freaking trouble.

Text Cory and tell him

Nicole is f*cking livid,

you piece of f*cking sh*t.

(music playing)

Pierre: Denise, welcome to frat boy central.

We're going to, uh, a frat boy party.



- f*ck you. Woman: Hey, Pierre, guess what?

What? Seriously, like...



- Oh, I'm so... Woman: Stop it.



- What are you doing? Pierre: Dude, seriously.



- Are you f*cking kidding me?

- Pierre, why would you do that?



- Like, honestly. Denise: Like, are you...

Like, I'm sick of your sh*t.

Denise: Seriously, like, don't do that sh*t.

Pierre, threw a drink on me. Are you kidding me?

That's something a girl does. Guys don't do that.

I was embarrassed in front of everyone in the hallway.

I was embarrassed in front of my friends.

There was nothing I did to deserve that.

You f*cking poured the drink all over me.

Denise: Like, stop... Shut the f*ck up assh*le.

Dude, what the f*ck, because I'm dealing

with a f*cking drunk bitch all night.

Dude, I'm out of here.

Denise: The f*ck is your problem?

Oh, just get out of here.

Denise: I didn't throw a drink on you.

No, just get off. Get out of my face.

f*ck you. Then go downstairs.

I'm having a good time. You're always f*cking



- yelling at me.

- Just go have a good time.

I'll go get my own room.

Goodnight, all right? Just go and have fun.



- Where are you going?

- I'm out of here, I'm over it.

I'm so f*cking pissed at Denise right now.

I'm just gonna go get my own room so I can chill

then she can go out and get wasted all night

with those f*cking frat boys and drink until she pukes.

I'm sick of dealing with your sh*t.



- You're a f*cking big mess.

- What have I done?

All right, go have fun. I'm out of here.



- All right, go.

- Goodnight.

Denise: When Pierre tells me that he's getting

his own hotel room, I'm like,

"I'm the chick. I'm the one

that's supposed to be dramatic,

getting the room and you're the one pouting."

I thought it was stupid.

Why would you get your own room?

Well, because I'm having a good time?

Like, what did I do that was.

I'm so over it, like, I would never do that to you.

That's bullshit. I've never f*cking done that



- to you, Pierre, like... Piere: That's because...

It's because I don't f*cking pull



- that kind of sh*t off...

- Yeah, you know what?

Because you're so perfect



- all the time. Pierre: Huh?

Denise: Nobody can ever have a good time.

Like, it's always f*cking serious.

We're all just hanging out. I'm not with strangers.

Like, what the f*ck is wrong with you?

You know what? If you do that, then that's it.

Like, I'm done. Like, I don't need this sh*t.

f*ck you too.

Nicole: No. Okay, Denise.



- What the f*ck? Denise: I'm so over it.

What did I do that was wrong?

It would be one thing if you were,

like, all over some certain guy



- or something,

- I wasn't doing that.

Nicole: But you didn't do anything wrong.

(music playing)

Cory: I just felt, you know, out of respect.

I felt like something wasn't right

and I wanted to go check on Pierre

to see if he's okay.

What are you doing?



- You wanna go to Drai's?

- Yeah, let's go.

The girls wanna go with us.



- Without them?

- Yeah.

I'm... Okay, if I go with you,

I'm in trouble too. We're in this together.



- Let's go, come on, shh.

- No, no, no, no, no.



- I'm not trying to...

- Let's run.



- It's enough for me to...

- They can't find us.

All right, let's go.

around Denise at this point, so why should I have

a shitty night when Denise is having a great time?

So, uh, you know, going to the club

sounded like a great plan for me.

(music playing)

Holy sh*t.

Okay.

The girls, we're leaving them.

Where are we going?

Where do you wanna go? Drai's?



- Yeah.

- Okay.



- Let's go.

- Okay.

Without them?



- This could be...

- f*ck them.

Dude, you're already in trouble.

Now, we're in this together.

Pierre: All right. Sorry, dude.

My phone's about to die too.

Perfect.

I'm in so much trouble.

Pierre: All right, later, guys.

Drai's?

Cory: Drai's.

(music playing)

Nicole: We, you know, go over to Pierre's new room

and tried to make things better somehow.

I mean, hopefully, they can talk about things.

We definitely don't wanna end the night like that.

Babe?

Nicole: Pierre's nowhere to be found.

I'm trying to find Cory and I'm calling his phone.

There's no answer.

I don't know what the hell is going on.

He's not... Cory's s not at Drai's.



- What do you mean? Man: Yeah.

Woman: How'd he get there?

Man: I guess he's in the room asleep.

Cory didn't go to f*cking Drai's without me.

Are you kidding me right now?

Yeah right. That did not happen.

If Cory's at Drai's,

then he is in big freaking trouble.

I cannot believe he left without me.

It's hard enough for Cory to be good in Temecula,

but then we go to Hollywood.

There's a lot of distractions there.

And so for me, that can be scary.

I'm kind of worried to leave Cory alone.

Denise: Where are we going? Where did he go?

Nicole: Do you know how much trouble Cory's in?

He f*cking left.

Denise: Tommy. Nicole: You can see...

Text Cory and tell him

Nicole is f*cking livid.

Where the f*ck are you,

you piece of f*cking sh*t?

Are you kidding me?

Woman: Coming up.

- Where's Drai's?

I don't think Cory even understands

how much trouble he's in.

You're a douchebag.

I'm a douche?

You know what? You're a c**t.

(music playing)

Where's Drai's?

Denise: Hold on, wait.

Nicole: Seriously, when I see Cory,

he's in so much freaking trouble.

I cannot believe that he totally went

to Drai's without me.

It's like this is our special night

without kids together.

And now, I'm sitting here by myself.

I don't think Cory even understands

how much trouble he's in.

Are you kidding me?

Like, who does that?

No, Cory.

Seriously? No, come here.

Who the f*ck does that?



- No, I wanna know.

- Honey, listen.



- I don't understand...

- Listen.

...how that could've happened.



- You fully f*cking left me.

- Listen.

Who just leaves their other half

and goes to a f*cking club

when we were supposed to have a night out

without the kids? No, it's not funny.



- Don't make a joke about it.

- Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Nicole: That was not okay.



- Okay, okay, I'm sorry. Nicole: It's not okay.

Cory: Sorry. I was there for my boy.

My boy needed me.

I grabbed my boy

and I took him to Drai's

to get away from his crazy lady.

I'm sorry we are fighting about this right now

and that me to leave you, my phone d*ed.



- Okay? Look, phone dead. Nicole: It doesn't matter



- if your phone's dead.

- Dead.



- I... Nicole: At what point...

I was gonna take him to the club and come right back.

Nicole: Let me ask you a question.

At what point did you think

when he was telling you, "Let's go to the club

without the girls," did you think



- that that was okay? Cory: Honestly, I knew

I was gonna be in trouble, but I honestly,



- honestly...

- But that was worth it?

Denise is like, "Come on, Nicole.



- Come to (indistinct) room."

- He needed me, honey.

You just f*cking left.

Cory: It was a boys' thing, honey.

Nicole: Okay, Cory...

- I'm sorry.

...funny thing is, is I get that.

I understand where you're coming from,



- really good.

- Can you listen to me



- real quick?

- Shut up, listen.



- I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Nicole: No, no, I'm gonna

tell you right now. That was the worst thing



- you could've done.

- I'm sorry that happened.

I love you more than anything. Come here.

Nicole: You're so lucky that you have



- a f*cking cool girlfriend. Cory: I'm so sorry.



- Seriously.

- I know, I know.

That's why we're... That's why you're my fiance

because you're so cool.

I love you more than life.

Sorry.

Okay. I have to go back to PLG's room right now

and make sure that him and Denise are all right.



- Come on, come on.

- I want to have a fun night.



- This is enough, come on.

- So. let's go have

a fun f*cking night then.

Cory: Awesome.

(music playing)

Denise: First, this dumbass bails and leaves me, right?

Just leaves me and I go all the way

to this f*cking stupid club in LA

to go find him with Nicole

and he just decides he's gonna ignore me

and walk right past me.

Go f*ck yourself. I don't need this sh*t.

(indistinct chatter)

Denise: We're done.

We have nothing to say to each other.

Everything I do, it's all my fault.



- You do nothing. Pierre: I mean, tonight?

Yes.

Right, whatever I do is too much

and whatever you do is fine.

I get it.

And all I'm gonna just f*cking accept the fact.

Nicole: Don't say f*ck off and don't say...

No, Pierre stop it. Come on.

Denise: You know what? I'm not doing anything wrong.

I'm with our friends. I'm not hanging

all over people that I don't f*cking know.

I'm hanging out with girls, f*cking Nicole, Susie,

and yes, I was acting stupid.



- What the f*ck is the big deal?

- It was f*cking annoying.



- Because you're so f*cking...

- It's always like that.

Every time you drink, you're gonna act



- like a f*cking...

- And you're a f*cking

tight

-ass. How's that?

Pierre: Oh, I'm a tight

-ass. You know what's the difference?

I know how to f*cking handle my liquor.

Yeah, yeah, great.

When you drink you become a complete f*cking mess.

I don't wanna be like you.

Well, I don't wanna be like you either.

Great. So we've decided on that.

Here you go, buddy. Thank you.

Denise: If I would've gotten in a cab and left

to go somewhere without talking to him about it,

he would've been furious

and broken up with me, you know,

he would've never tolerated that.

Cory: Hey, he told me...

- Hey.

Cory: I told him, don't tell my girl,

but I said it, if you're my homie,

you'll roll with me right now,

and we went to Drai's. It wasn't his fault.

We go back to the room and Cory's trying

to defend Pierre. I'm just...

I don't even wanna hear it right now.

Cory: I said to my homie...

- Don't f*cking stick up

for him. He's a douchebag.

Pierre: I'm what? I'm a douche?

(music playing)

Cory: I said to my homie... Denise: Don't stick up for him.

He's a douchebag.

Pierre: I'm what? I'm a douche?

Cory: If it wasn't for him.

You called me a douche. What am I gonna call you?

Denise: You f*cking little stupid assh*le.

Um, there's one word you can't call a female

and that's the C word.

So I took off.

I had to get out of there, man.

Those guys are crazy.

What's wrong?

I don't know. I just never imagined

the person I would be with would call me a c**t



- so freely. Pierre: Oh, give me a break.



- You know something...

- You know what, I never

imagined someone that would call me

douchebag so freely.

It's not the same thing.

Pierre: Yeah... Oh, really?



- Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God.

I'm crazy because every girl loves

that f*cking sh*t.

I'm sure Cory doesn't call Nicole a c**t.



- I'm sure he's...

- Nicole's not f*cking

calling him a douchebag.

Denise: You don't know what Nicole does.

What the f*ck do you know?

You know what? You're a f*cking idiot.

Pierre: I'd rather be an idiot.

Well, you are, so be happy.

I don't f*cking need to be with somebody

that talks to me like this.

You know, it's not supposed to be like this.

You know, I'm just f*cking over it.

You know, I don't talk to him like that.

He shouldn't speak to me this way

and I'm just f*cking over it.

I'm done.

I'm absolutely done.

Pierre: I'm gonna go to my own room.

I'll see you later.

Denise: I'm very happy for you.

Woman: Next time on the finale of X Life.

Cory: Guess who just showed up?

Stephen Murray's in the building.

Let's get this party started.

Today, we're throwing a benefit to raise money

for my best friend, Stephen Murray.

I'm stressed out and I'm at the wrong place.

Now I'm thinking, you know, I wanna get out of here.

I'm kind of getting anxiety. I'm not gonna lie.

What I'm trying to say is we need to go back to Tehachapi.



- Are you kidding? Cory: I need to train.

What the hell does training have to do with Tehachapi?

You're really, really gonna break this news to me right now

that we're not even staying here?

Denise: We've been having a lot of problems and...

Pierre: Oh, here we go again.

- Really?

Pierre: All this sh*t f*cking comes out on me.

So then maybe we should just take a f*cking break



- and I'll go stay at Susie's.

- Well, go to Susie

and see how long they wanna have you there.



- Serves you right, home boy. Man: Hey, man.

(indistinct chatter)

Nicole: Bitch.

- Right about now.



- Security.

- Relax, just go.

Man: Hmm.

(music playing)
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