04x03 - 13 Chefs Compete

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04x03 - 13 Chefs Compete

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[chime]

JASON THOMPSON:

Previously on Hell's

Kitchen, aspiring chefs.

Oh man.

JASON THOMPSON:

Arrived with the dream

of being the executive chef

in Chef Ramsay's new Los

Angeles restaurant, a

position worth a quarter

of a million dollars.

The women were united.

We're a team.

So we have to work together.

JASON THOMPSON: While

the men were divided.

OK, so the captain.

Who wants to do it?

- I want to do it.

- I'll do it.

I know I can do it.

JASON THOMPSON: But in

the first inner service--

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY: It's rubber.

Is anyone going to take control?

JASON THOMPSON: Both

teams were a disaster.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY: No

entree served whatsoever.

JASON THOMPSON: Last week.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY:

We have a tie.

JASON THOMPSON: The challenge

came down to Corey versus Ben.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY: Can you

pick me a six-ounce filet?

- I'll try, Chef.

- I will, Chef.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY: . ounce.

Well done, men, congratulations.

It sucks so bad, like,

it's just depressing.

JASON THOMPSON: Jen wouldn't

let Corey forget her mistake.

JEN GAVIN: I said that

damn filet was too little.

JASON THOMPSON: Then

at dinner, Petrozza

didn't even know the menu.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY:

Stop, get out.

LOUIS PETROZZA: I'm done.

I'm done.

I'm done.

I'm done.

JASON THOMPSON: And

Bobby came to the rescue.

Here, wipe your f*cking eyes.

Here, this is the

cleanest thing.

Here.

- I'm good.

JASON THOMPSON: But there was

nobody there to save Jason.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY:

Even from here Jason--

JASON UNDERWOOD: Yes?

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY:

It looks raw.

JASON THOMPSON: In the red

kitchen, Corey stood out.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY:

Very nice, that risotto.

Thank you.

Thank you.

JASON THOMPSON: While

Sharon crashed and b*rned.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY:

You're scaring me.

You're not really

a chef are you?

You're just a show girl

with the big feather

coming out your ass.

JASON THOMPSON:

The red team lost.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY:

The best of the worst.

Corey.

JASON THOMPSON:

And Corey shocked

everyone with her nominations.

My first nominee is

for personal reasons.

Christina.

She treats me like

a dumb blonde.

I am absolutely

gunning for Corey.

My second nominee is Jen.

JASON THOMPSON: But chef Ramsay

overruled Corey's choices.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY: Sharon,

take off your jacket

and leave Hell's Kitchen please.

And it was Sharon who walked

out of Hell's Kitchen forever.

[chime]

[theme music]

JASON THOMPSON: And now the

continuation of Hell's Kitchen.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY: Good night.

Good night Chef.

[music playing]

JEN: You ain't going to get

rid of me, not that easy.

You done f*cked up now, Blondie.

You done f*cked it up.

Corey had to pick me

and Christina, one

of your strongest people

and one of your most

intelligent people.

You don't do that, not

this early in the game.

Because we still have

challenges to win.

We stronger than that sh*t.

No, don't you cr*ck--

I just want to be your--

I was standing there--

- Christina hold it together.

- In front of Chef Ramsay.

She is--

Please just let me go back in.

A dumb ass blonde for

making a decision like that.

Hold it together, Christina.

She ain't getting rid of me.

I did good.

I got to give you some

sh*t for that, though.

- Wow.

- That was good.

COREY: I nominated

Christina because she's

kind of a spoiled little brat.

And she made me personally

feel a lot stupider than I am.

And I don't appreciate

it, you know.

Jen is possibly one of

the most annoying people

that I've known in my life.

I want her out of

here, and that's it.

I wasn't here to

make friends, sorry.

Yeah, right, you're

not here to make friends.

She wants to win the game.

You know, you can't blame her

for wanting to win the game.

I'm feeling really angry.

Corey is threatened by me.

She should be.

You threw me under the bus.

COREY: So what.

You might think I'm a bitch.

I don't care.

CHRISTINA: What you said

was vindictive and hateful.

The whole team hated me.

I don't care.

It doesn't matter to

me whatever they think.

If they do alienate

me, that's fine.

It's probably going

to make me stand out

even more as a strong player.

Corey played that

too early in the game.

I think Corey has

evil tendencies.

I truly do.

She's put scars on that

team that will not heal.

She played a dangerous game.

And she lost that game.

JASON THOMPSON: After

a difficult night,

a new day dawns--

[rooster crowing]

In Hell's Kitchen.

But something is afoul.

[chickens clucking]

Holy sh*t.

That's a rooster.

[rooster crowing]

Wakey, wakey.

Grab your chicken and

head downstairs now.

[GUITAR STRUMS AND CHICKENS

SQUAWKING]

JASON: I was trying to

figure out what was going on.

There were chickens all over

the place running around.

It was crazy.

That's mine right there.

All right, good job.

Let's go.

Come on girl.

[banjo picking]

JEN: Oh, come on Shayna.

No, you can't answer that.

Move that ass, girl.

SHAYNA: This is mine.

I ain't never picked up

a chicken a day in my life.

I'm a big city slicker.

give me a game.

If the Bloods and the

Crips was in the room,

I'd have a better chance.

[banjo picking]

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY: Morning.

Good morning, Chef.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY:

This morning,

I want you to get up close and

personal with your product.

[ominous music and squawking]

Gloria, the chicken please.

Scott, give me the Kn*fe.

Everybody ready?

- Yes, Chef.

Stop it goddammit.

Settle down.

Time to prepare

these chickens.

COREY: I just don't have

to k*ll it live and have

blood splattering all over me.

[chickens squawking]

Oh my God.

[suspenseful music]

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY: Not

these chickens, your donuts.

Unbelievable.

I'm very relieved I don't

have to k*ll a chicken.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY: Each

and every one of you

take the product for granted.

It arrives in the morning

beautifully prepped,

ready to go.

And you don't respect it enough.

So the purpose of

this, this morning

is to respect your product.

Put these chickens

back in the pen.

Get upstairs, get changed,

and get your asses down here.

COREY: Come on girls let's

get our sh*t together, yeah?

And all that animosity

on that team now.

BEN: I definitely feel

that we had the advantage.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY: OK,

I've spared you the hassle

of k*lling the chicken.

I'm going to cut the

chicken into eight pieces.

Watch very carefully.

Off, two sets of wings.

We cut through the

tendons like that.

On.

We're not going to go

around the wishbone.

We're going to go through it.

Breast, breast, thigh,

thigh, drum, drum, wing.

Wing.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY: Wing,

eight paces, five minutes.

You're time starts now.

Go.

JASON THOMPSON: The chefs

have just five minutes

to break a chicken down into

eight parts that meet Chef

Ramsay's exacting standards.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY: Let's go.

JASON: We're going to

win because we're men.

This ain't the dusting

housekeeping challenge here.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY: Let

the Kn*fe do the work.

VANESSA: Corey jeopardized

the solidarity of our team.

We can afford to lose.

We can't afford to

disappoint Chef.

And we have got

to get this done.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY: Two guys

have finished, Matt and Ben.

One minute to go.

You still got a

whole minute, man.

You're good.

- I know.

Sh.

Sh.

MATT: Craig is slow as molasses.

He makes me look like

the f*cking million

dollar man going for a jog.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY: Let's go.

COREY: Put some

force into it, yeah.

I had to switch

to the cleaver.

And then I hacked the thigh.

Come on Shayna, come on do it.

I just kept thinking,

OK, you can do this.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY: Five, four--

Quick Shayna, hurry up.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY: Three.

CHRISTINA: Put force, let's go.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY: "Two, one.

Ladies first.

Let's go Jen.

I'm going to prove

myself to Chef Ramsay

that I deserve to be here.

And I'm going to fight.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY:

Two wings, perfect.

Thigh, thigh,

breast, breast, good.

Drum, what happened here?

You went up a

little bit too high.

Six out all of eight.

Well done.

- Good job Jen.

JASON THOMPSON: Jen has

gotten the red team off

to a good start.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY: Let's go.

JASON THOMPSON: But

can Shayna keep it up.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY:

Obviously, gashed,

hacked, and f*cking chewed.

Out.

JASON: It's chicken

for God's sake.

It's not like it's some rare

fish or wild game or something

you've never seen before.

It's a frigging chicken.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY:

Six out of eight.

[beep]

OK.

Vanessa.

Yes, Chef.

Wings, in, drum,

thighs, breast, perfect.

Eight out of eight.

JASON THOMPSON: Not

only does Vanessa

turn in a perfect

performance, remarkably--

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY:

Eight out of eight.

JASON THOMPSON: So do Rosann.

- No bone.

Eight.

JASON THOMPSON: And Christina.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY:

Corey, let's go.

JASON THOMPSON: But now can

Corey rise to the occasion?

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY: Wing

wing, drum and a drum,

breast, eight out of eight.

Good job, Corey, good job.

CHRISTINA: Corey did a really

great job for our team.

But she's mean and

hateful and vindictive.

And I can't trust her farther

than I could throw her.

[chime]

Ladies, well done.

OK.

Jason.

JASON: The girl surprised me.

Yes, Chef.

They did good.

But we're going to win.

Because we're f*cking men here.

Come on.

Hunting and butchering meat.

That's what men do.

There's no way we're losing.

Hands off my desk, please.

Holy mackerel.

Did you f*ck the chicken?

What did you do to that?

That one was a

little messed up.

A little messed up?

It's f*cked.

My God.

Six out of eight for Jason.

[beep]

Petrozza.

I sure as hell

hope the guys are

going to screw themselves up.

Because we need to

win this challenge.

JASON THOMPSON: Both Petrozza--

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY: Excellent,

eight out of eight, perfect.

Woo.

JASON THOMPSON: And Ben--

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY:

Eight out of eight.

JASON THOMPSON: Turn

in perfect scores

bringing the men's total to .

Craig, chicken please.

Let's go.

JASON THOMPSON: With the

men already having had two

unacceptable pieces of chicken.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY: OK.

JASON THOMPSON: Craig must get

at least for the blue team

to stay in the competition.

[music playing]

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY:

Wing, wing, two wings.

I want to win.

I'm a winner.

I want to win.

I hate losing.

Dear, oh, dear.

What happened to the

bone and this here?

What did you do to that?

Oh dear, this is

not that difficult.

That's what upsets me.

For a Chef that's been

cooking for how long?

years and you can't

cut a chicken up.

Not good, Craig,

not good enough.

Two out of eight.

[beep]

CRAIG.

You know, I'm

disappointed in myself.

[chime]

[ominous music]

JASON THOMPSON: Craig's

inability to cut the chicken

has made it impossible

for the men to catch up.

Congratulations.

You've won.

Well done.

CHRISTINA: Finally,

it's about time.

All right girls.

My God, Craig.

What in the hell were you doing?

Time for your punishment.

There's some really nice,

unique, tailor made work

clothes upstairs on your bed.

You're going to be picking

peppers in the blazing sun

on a acre farm.

BEN: I'm pretty pissed off.

Craig's sucks.

I think he's a dead weight.

And he just needs to go on home.

[music playing]

Ladies, we're all going out

to visit one of the most famous

restaurants on Sunset Strip.

Good job girls.

Good job girls.

Go and get dressed up.

Well done.

[music playing]

JEN: I'm glad that we

won this challenge.

But my least favorite person

would still have to be Corey.

I don't know what

I want to wear.

Dress comfortably.

JASON THOMPSON: While the women

get ready for their reward,

the men know just who

to blame for their loss.

Tell you what, when

I get on that field,

I'm going to start throwing

m*therf*cking peppers at Craig.

[music playing]

For someone that's

been in this industry

for years, Craig

boning that chicken.

- Come on, Craig.

- I know.

Sh.

Sh.

MATT: I felt like

I was watching One

Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

And he just had

shock treatments.

Ah.

I don't get it.

[music playing]

Oh, my God.

Look at you guys.

Holy mackerel.

OK, gentlemen, get going.

There's your bus.

JEN: Bye guys.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY: Whoa,

wait, Matt, Matt, Matt,

Matt, that's not your bus.

Here's your bus.

[girls laughing]

That bus was ganky looking.

[engine turning over]

When the guy turned it

on, it was, like, brrr

tuck, tuck, tuck, come on.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY:

Let's go, ladies.

Yes, Chef.

JASON THOMPSON: As the men head

off for a day of hard labor,

Chef Ramsay and the women

are off to the Sunset Strip.

Little does Chef Ramsay know.

OK, off we go.

JASON THOMPSON: One

of Hell's Kitchen's

former chefs is a regular

at the Saddle Ranch.

Yee haw.

Howdy Chef Ramsay.

Oh no.

How you doing, Chef?

When we walked in

and we saw Aaron,

all, we could say, all

of us, was holy sh*t.

Hi Aaron.

Good to see you.

Oh my God.

Good to see you.

I feel like crying.

Don't cry, Chef.

I can't believe I'm cra--

I'm cracking up right now.

Have you stopped crying?

I stopped crying.

There's nothing

to cry about now.

Well, f*ck me.

What a surprise.

Ah.

Good to see you, buddy.

Happy trails everybody.

It was nice to see it Aaron.

He's just a big teddy bear.

- Ride the bull.

Ride the bull.

Then we get to ride

the mechanical bull.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY:

Lean back, yeah.

But I want it

harder, I mean faster.

[whooping and cheering]

Yee haw.

JASON THOMPSON: While the

women have fun riding the bull,

out in the fields, the

men are seeing red.

Jason does not

do manual labor.

My head is just a

sweaty mess, man.

I'm chubby for two reasons.

Number one, I like food.

Number two, I don't

work like that.

Where's Craig at?

I'm going to get his ass.

[music playing]

Who threw that?

Pick, pick, pick the peppers.

Come on Craig, get in that row.

[train whine]

[music playing]

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY: Lovely.

Mm-hm.

All the way for--

CHRISTINA: I just like

psyching out the boys.

They're so easy.

- Are they?

We want to, like, line

the boys up like dominoes

and drop them.

Drop them.

And then just, you

know, then us girls

will compete with one another.

At the Saddle

Ranch, the red team

decided that the best

way to b*at the blue team

was to pick them

apart one by one.

You already know

who you can get to.

Ben, Craig, and Jason.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY: Well done.

Yeah.

Thank you, Chef.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY: Salute.

JASON THOMPSON: As the men

return to Hell's Kitchen

from their day in the field--

Let's go out to the patio now.

JASON THOMPSON: The

women are ready to put

their plan into action.

Red come here.

Obviously, I know

that some of the boys

could be attracted to my body.

I was just flirting

it up with the guys

and trying to play with

the boys' heads a bit.

You want to come

in the hot tub?

Are you serious?

COREY: I'm very serious.

BEN: Corey put a bad

taste in my mouth

using her body to get

what she wants out of me.

COREY: Love you.

BEN: There ain't no way

in hell that anybody's

looking at Corey.

[oh, oh]

What's up, girl?

How you doing?

Come on, jump in

the hot tub with us.

[ominous music]

BEN: No.

[music playing]

JASON THOMPSON: Having lured

Jason into the hot tub,

the women have him just

where they want him.

Have a piece of chicken.

CHRISTINA: We gave him food.

This team's going to f*ck him.

CHRISTINA: Gave him beer and

then had him spill his guts.

Your team's up

there flipping out.

Really, about what?

I don't know.

I mean, they're obviously

not going to tell me.

JASON: Well, I know

a lot of people

are pissed at Craig right now.

Because he f*cked up

so hard on chicken.

So what else, is

there anything else?

Who's in the hot tub?

f*cking Jason's

in the hot tub.

JASON: Matt's

already been crying.

He's a little crybaby

mother fucker.

f*ck Ben, by the way.

He's going to run

his mouth like that.

And he doesn't give a sh*t.

You know, if there's one

thing that I cannot stand,

it is a f*cking rat.

And what he did tonight,

he ratted out his team.

[suspenseful music]

[soft music]

JASON THOMPSON: After

spending the night

in the hot tub with

the women, Jason

is in hot water with the men.

BEN: I don't want

to lose tonight.

I'm serious.

I ain't f*cking around no more.

JASON: Shut up.

Why do you get to f*cking

talk to me like that?

BEN: Because you're gonna f*ck

us tonight with all this sh*t.

Those girls, they're

getting pretty ruthless.

They're going to try and play

little mind games with us.

And the weakest link is Jason.

- What's up, girl?

How you doing?

Come on, jump in

Like hot tub with us.

OK.

BEN: We're not here to

play a little grab ass.

We're here to win

this damn competition.

And you've got to stay focused.

Jason, you have to work

like a f*cking Comanche.

JASON: OK, I got it.

I got it.

[music playing]

JASON THOMPSON: As

both teams begin

their dinner service

prep, Corey and Christina

try to work together.

- Is this the water cress soup?

- Yeah.

I did it in the Vita-Prep,

made it nice and green.

It's pretty green.

OK.

I definitely want to get rid

of Corey the first opportunity

that I get.

I need her to get

through service.

But I do not like her.

OK.

Start being loud.

Everybody talk,

talk, talk, talk.

Yeah.

JASON THOMPSON: As

Christina and Corey

try to put their

differences aside,

over in the blue

kitchen, the pressure

is off of Jason and on Craig.

There's no ice in here.

Shouldn't we put ice in here?

Well, you gotta put

it in there, Craig.

All right.

This is for all

your hot risotto.

I know, I got--

This if for your--this

is your gurney station.

Thank you.

And then your cold

for your Caesar salads,

your crab salads.

- Right, relax, relax, relax.

This is your crab right here.

Craig seems to be a

broken compass today.

You know, he's not working.

The compass is not working.

His mind is not working.

Answer me something.

Well, you got your--

JEN: Man, they're over there

cursing each other out again.

I think the red team is

going to win tonight.

We definitely do have

our share of problems.

But by far, the guys are much

more screwed up than we are.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY:

OK, guys, let's go.

Two seconds please.

JASON THOMPSON: After two

disastrous dinner services,

Chef Ramsey is hoping for a new

beginning in Hell's Kitchen.

Tonight, what I'm looking

for is a complete service.

I've got a special

chicken dish on.

And a scallop of chicken with

peppers, capers, and creme

fraiche.

Blue team, you lost

the challenge, yeah?

And for the second part

of your punishment, Bobby.

Yes, Chef.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY: You're

cooking in the dining

room this evening, table side.

- Yes, Chef.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY: Yes.

Ladies, JP will be

cooking for you.

I'm not worried about

cooking the food table side.

I'm worried I'm

not in the kitchen.

They need me there

to watch their back.

Jason?

JASON: Yes, Chef.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY:

You're on desserts.

Don't eat any.

- OK Chef.

- Yeah?

Yes.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY:

What are the desserts?

JASON: For desserts, oh God.

Passion fruit Creme

Brulee, Valrhona

chocolate and Cherry Fondant--

um.

What is going on?

I don't have the

desserts memorized,

I'm not going to lie.

Out, out.

JASON: Yes.

Off to the dorm, in the

mirror, breath in, chest out.

JASON: Yeah.

And read the desserts.

Going.

Jean Philippe?

Chef?

Open Hell's Kitchen, please.

Let's go.

[music playing]

Welcome to Hell's Kitchen.

I'd like to start with

the risotto, please.

OK.

And I'll have the

lamb Wellington.

And lastly the

chocolate souffle.

Thank you.

Thank you both.

Thank you.

[music playing]

JB, come on lets go.

You've got more tan on

you than bloody Abdullah.

Let's go.

- Red kitchen, Chef.

Excellent.

An order, four at

table , two risotto,

one scallop, one Caesar

entry, two chicken, two beef.

Yes, Chef.

You got five and a half

minutes to the window guys.

ROSANN: OK, five and a half.

Tonight I'm on

how to appetizers.

I'm pretty excited

about it actually.

I am first up.

But this is the third time

I've seen the risotto.

So I should be able to do this.

JASON THOMPSON: While

Christina takes charge

of the red kitchen,

the men must rely

on Craig on the

appetizer station

to get them off to a good start.

MATT: How you doing, Craig?

How you doing with

those two risotto?

How long?

- How long for a scallop?

How long?

Craig, answer him.

I have, like, all my teammates

just standing in front of me.

How long?

Let me know how long.

How long?

How long?

Like shut the f*ck up.

Let me just get it done.

It's like seconds

ago I said two minutes.

You f*cking do the math.

How long?

Can you not talk and

work at the same time?

Chef.

Answer him, dude, cause I--

- I do.

I am.

I am.

Craig sounds like Edith on

f*cking All In the Family.

All you hear is,

nah, nah, nah, nah.

Shut the f*ck up, man.

Don't tell me to

shut the f*ck up.

I'll knock you out.

BEN: Who ordered the

scallops up there?

JASON THOMPSON:

While Matt and Craig

work on their

communication skills,

the red team is ready to

bring their first appetizers

to the pass.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY:

Where's the Caesar salad?

ROSANN: Here it is.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY:

What's that on there?

What is that?

Hey, madame, you, here.

Yes, Chef.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY: Why have

you put all the f*cking pepper

nut on the Caesar salad?

How can you put the crab

garnish in the Caesar salad?

Oh, my Lord.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY: Come on.

OK.

Hey, you're not

f*cking stupid.

- Yes.

- You're from the backstreets.

OK, Chef.

Yes I am.

Guessing Yeah.

You got a pair of balls.

Look at me.

f*cking use them.

- I will Chef.

- Don't give me sh*t.

OK.

It's kind of tough when

somebody is yelling and taking

that tone of voice with you.

You know, you don't

know how to respond.

OK, Chef, I got you.

You got me?

Yes, sir.

Yeah, f*cking

right you got me.

Welcome back, the f*cking

b*tches from hell.

JASON THOMPSON: While Rosann

works to fix her mistake

and Jason works on learning the

menu, the rest of the blue team

is ready to try again with

their first appetizers.

Petrozza?

Yes, Chef.

The inside looks stunning.

Yes, Chef.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY:

That looks beautiful.

Wow.

That compliment meant as

much to me today as a win.

Where's the bacon?

You got the bacon?

Yes.

Put it on my platter, please.

I'll put it on when

I have the egg on.

You didn't know you didn't

have the bacon on, did you?

Don't worry.

Don't worry.

Holy balls.

He's waiting on the bacon.

Come on.

Craig's an idiot, years,

and he can't work a station.

I mean, bacon is easy.

That's what blows my mind.

How long for the bacon?

About a minute and a half away.

So with one minute to go--

oh, no, oh, no, come on.

Sorry, Chef.

JASON THOMPSON:

With two appetizers

ready and getting cold and

two others waiting for bacon--

Service please.

Appetizers here, yes?

JASON THOMPSON:

Chef Ramsay makes

the painful decision to send

the order out incomplete.

Go Plesia.

Come back for the two spots.

Quick, let's go.

Half the table are eating and

the other half are staring.

Happy?

CRAIG: No, Chef.

JASON THOMPSON: An hour and

a half into dinner service.

It's a minute away.

We do apologize for the delay.

JASON THOMPSON: Only

half of one blue table

has received any appetizers.

Meanwhile, on the red side.

- Careful it's gonna be hot.

- Thank you.

JASON THOMPSON:

Christina and Rosann

have pulled together

and managed to send

out four tables of appetizers.

Service please.

Go please.

You got two orders

of scallops up there.

Come on.

JASON THOMPSON: While Craig

tries to deliver bacon

to the pass, Louross

is trying to deliver

Jason to the kitchen.

LOUROSS: Let's go.

JASON: I can't get it

when he f*cking puts

me on the spot like that, dude.

I can't f*cking do it.

Dude, don't say

you can't do it.

Just f*cking do

it in the kitchen.

I know what the f*ck it is.

But I can't f*cking--

If you know what

if is, then do it.

It fucks me up in front of me.

Don't you--

SHAYNA:

- Don't let him f*ck you up.

Just come on.

- Well, he is.

- Where's you're bacon at?

- I got it--

- Right here?

- I got it in the oven.

I got it in the oven, man.

I got it--

You got it on a

sheet pan in the oven.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY:

Big boy, read the menu?

Off you go.

JASON: OK.

What do you want first?

The desserts, go.

Chocolate fondant with--

oh my God.

Oh no.

No, I know this sh*t.

Oh my--

Oh my God.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY: God.

I've hit my breaking point.

I'm at the bottom.

I have nothing left.

Oh, you know what?

I can't do it.

I really can't.

What do you mean,

you can't do it?

- I don't know.

- Hey, come here.

Hey, hey, hey, come

here, all of you.

Come here, come here.

JASON: No, it's OK.

You, you, smurf, come here.

Come here, come here, come here.

Say that again.

SHAYNA:

I know the menu.

Come here you.

I know the menu.

I--

Do you want to go home?

Yeah.

- You want to go home.

- Yeah.

- That's you?

- Yeah.

You're done?

I'm done.

[music playing]

And that's it?

You're about to walk--

Well, no, I don't

want it to be.

Put your team in the sh*t.

No, I don't want it

to be it, no. but--

So what can you give me then?

Desserts.

Oh, my God.

I can't do it.

I can't do it.

I'm done.

I'm done.

Dig deep, Jason.

Chocolate Fondant with-- f*ck.

Chocolate Valrhona with

Black Cherry Fondant.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY: Oh, my God.

Creme Brulee with

bitter Chocolate Sorbet,

Chocolate Souffle with mint

ice cream, and pear [inaudible]

with [inaudible] ice cream.

You were going to

quit two minutes ago.

That's it.

There you go.

Good.

Very good.

Very good.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY: Big

boy, put your mind to it.

You'll be surprised

what you can do in life.

JASON: Yes, Chef.

You know, I don't think

he wanted me to quit.

I think he wanted to b*at

my ass a little more.

He wasn't down

with the whooping.

Yeah, I--

Put it down,

yeah, and f*ck off.

CRAIG: Yes, Chef.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY:

Let's go, right,

complete the table with my

apologies, table , yes.

Let's go.

JASON THOMPSON: With Jason

back in the kitchen and Craig

finally delivering

crispy bacon, the men

appeared to be back on track.

Meanwhile, in the red kitchen,

Chef Ramsay looks to Vanessa

for their first entrees.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY: Hey, ladies,

ladies, ladies, come here.

f*ck.

[music playing]

One medium well and one medium.

It's raw.

I can't believe

you've done this.

I honestly can't

believe you've done it.

I swear I'm a good cook.

To just failed so miserably,

it's just really humiliating.

Can we all get on the

f*cking meat section now.

- Yes, Chef.

- Yes, Chef.

All the appetizers

have gone for now.

Get on the meat.

Yes, Chef.

VANESSA: years I've been

cooking and I've never,

never felt so shitty

about a night ever.

You should have seven--

seven--

- It's all right.

Meats all day.

It's all right.

JASON THOMPSON: As

Vanessa tries to recover,

the men are finally

ready to start

their first entrees including

tonight's chicken special.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY:

Right, Bobby?

You ready?

BOBBY: Yes.

- Seven minutes from now, yes?

- Sure.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY:

Se-- go big boy.

Gotcha.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY:

Servers, to the window.

Two Wellington, one

salmon, one special.

[music playing]

That's when you know it's hot.

You hear that sizzle.

JASON THOMPSON: Bobby,

preparing the special,

is relying on his teammates

to deliver the tables

other entrees on time.

Two people on

Wellington, yeah?

How long?

Just waiting on veg, Chef.

Waiting on veg?

I didn't hear you, Matt.

Matt.

MATT: Yes.

Aren't you two communicating?

MATT: Yes, yea, I told him--

LOUROSS: I didn't hear you.

Four minutes before.

You didn't say anything to me.

You didn't say anything to me.

Oh, my God.

Just say, Louross.

All I want to hear is Louross.

And then you talk.

Because if I'm cooking,

I'm not going to hear it.

All right.

Four minutes away.

Louross.

- OK, thank you.

Salmon medium.

What's wrong with that salmon?

BEN: It's a little--

Why would you give

it to me if it's burnt?

I sent up, you know,

perfect medium salmon.

And he sent it back.

It had a little-- it had

a little tiny burnt edge

on the side.

I mean, this is craziness.

You can't cook

a f*cking salmon.

I can cook a salmon,

Chef, yes I can.

Just a lot of pressure,

different kitchen, different--

different cooking

techniques that I'm used to.

- Cook me a salmon.

- Yes, sir.

Medium.

Can you do that?

Yes, sir.

Different techniques.

JASON THOMPSON: With

the likelihood fading

that any of his tables

other entrees will arrive,

Bobby takes matters

into his own hands.

OK, guys, I just got

some new information.

A couple times that the food

got delayed, I thought fast.

Something happened to the

chicken, I mean, to the salmon,

to the rest of the entrees.

But what we can do is, would

you like for me to cut this up

in six and put it

on little plates

while you guys nibble on

it until the rest of it?

Would that be OK?

Sure.

I start serving some of

the chicken family style

until the rest of

the food comes out.

There you go, sir.

- Thank you very much.

Thank you.

Yeah, but I think the majority

of them really liked me.

Enjoy, thank you.

JASON THOMPSON: While General

Bobby feeds his troops

in the blue dining room,

customers on the red side

are sending out

distress signals.

An hour and minutes.

JASON THOMPSON: But the

diners aren't the only ones

in need of rescue.

Oh no, oh no, come on.

Watch yourself.

Watch.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY: Stop,

stop, stop, stand back.

- Yes, Chef.

- Stand back.

Stand back.

Yes, Chef.

There's cooking and

there's f*cking bonfire--

stand back.

Same sh*t, different day.

This is f*cking embarrassing.

My mind is racing.

My heart is pounding.

That's not So f*cking saute

pan, that's a furnace.

Look at the meat.

I blew four pieces

of meat on that.

It was just really

horrible for me.

I'm hoping I'm never going

to have that happen again.

[music playing]

It's scorched.

Cooking my ass.

We need four beef.

All right.

JASON THOMPSON: As

the women, once again,

start over on their

entrees, Jason starts

preparing his first desserts.

JASON: Is this the

right way to do it?

I hope it is.

[funky music]

I don't have a clue on

this earth what I'm doing.

I hate desserts.

They're tedious.

Women can make

desserts, you know.

It ain't my thing.

minutes for the creme brulee,

so I have two of those in.

You're creme brulee

is done already.

No it's not.

That's not cooked.

That's cooked.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

The souffles looked

like muffins in a cup.

I don't know what was wrong.

Because I don't know desserts.

But I know they would

not come up for nothing.

[chime]

[funky music]

Jason?

JASON: Yes?

What's happening

with the desserts?

JASON: The Players are not

coming out right at all.

They're sticking.

- Come here a minute.

JASON: OK.

I cannot get them to come up.

They're-- they're

sticking really bad.

They look like sh*t.

They look like muffins.

So, are we taking

them off the menu?

Are we doing anything

constructive?

We're going to everything badly?

Are we--

I'm doing-- I'm

trying something new.

I'm going to put a little

sugar and rub it around the rim

and try to get that.

And that's what I'm

trying to do right now.

You're going to get some

sugar and rub it around the rim?

Sugar-- no, no, sugar,

butter, and the cocoa

powder and try to see if that

keeps them from sticking.

[suspenseful music]

BEN: Garnish for

two salmon, medium.

Behind you.

Behind you.

Behind you.

Behind you.

Two salmon, medium.

- Salmon, Chef.

I've got a f*cking headache.

Ben, the salmon is

raw in the middle.

BEN: Well, maybe

a little longer.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY: It's pink.

Come here, you.

Stop, come here.

That's what's brought to me.

Taste, taste, yeah, yeah.

f*ck.

That's it.

What in the f*ck is going on?

All of you come here.

Get in there.

Let's put one sh*t mess

with another sh*t mess.

Get in there.

There you go, join forces.

We've gone backwards.

And you're just

all over the place.

And you're just hopeless.

And you don't care.

Pathetic.

I mean, look at me, gormless.

The salmon's raw.

And she requested it medium.

And what did you say?

Different techniques.

f*ck off.

Not good enough.

I'm not going to

continue this any longer.

Winning team?

Forget it.

What's so f*cking complicated?

Christina, you made an effort.

We've got five and a half

minutes to the window guys.

ROSANN: OK, five and half.

To get all the appetizers out.

Thank God.

Unfortunately, we

got screwed when

we came to the first entree.

You've got to go

upstairs and nominate one

individual who's leaving here.

Yes, Chef.

Petrozza.

You stayed with it.

Your mind was clear.

Your attitude was strong.

Petrozza?

PETROZZA: Yes, Chef.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY:

That looks beautiful.

PETROZZA: Yes, Chef.

Get upstairs and think about

who you're going to nominate.

One from the blue,

one from the red.

Now get out.

Yes, Chef.

Yes, Chef.

[ominous music]

Love you, Bobby.

Love you.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY:

Bob, Bob, come here.

Yeah, I wouldn't

go around looking

for applauders right now.

- Yes, Chef.

Right now is the

wrong f*cking time.

- Yes.

- Get out.

Yes.

Jackass waving at them.

What do we have to wave about?

I don't care.

Get out.

JEN: Damn, man,

another disappointment.

It was horrible tonight though.

Words can't express the look

of disappointment on his face.

He's probably feeling

like right now,

there ain't nobody

here competent to run

his restaurant.

This is how I make my living.

And I can't f*cking do it.

It's OK.

If I were on your

station tonight,

I would have done

the same thing.

And you know that.

You've got the talent.

No, I don't.

Yes, you f*cking do.

I've been a f*cking

grill cook for years

and I can't cook

a f*cking steak.

I feel worthless.

This is all I know how to do.

And now I don't even think I

know how to do this anymore.

Everybody expects

me to put Corey up.

I wish to God she would

have fallen on her face.

Oh, yeah, Corey is evil.

She personally att*cked me.

This is a new game.

Before I was all

in for our team.

Now I've realized not everyone

is all in for our team.

And those people

will be taken out.

There's only one dumb blonde

left, and it ain't me.

Jason, Craig, and Matt, I

say, they're all dingalings.

I believe that it would

be a unanimous decision

to remove Craig off the team.

But everybody absolutely would

have done better if they didn't

have to pick up Jason's slack.

I don't know

anybody else feels.

But I feel like I'm

getting put up tonight.

I think everybody

feels like that.

JASON: No, dude, I

really feel like it.

CRAIG: You never know.

He said pick one guy and one

girl and then they both might.

I really don't want to leave.

I mean, if it

happens it happens.

I get put up tonight, I

am going to fight for it.

I'm not going to put my

head down like some bitch.

If I go up, I will go f*cking

nuts, man, I mean f*cking nuts.

I think that I'll be

nominated by Christina

because I think

she's still really,

really hurt that I picked her.

So I think she might be

still holding a grudge

and is definitely

threatened by me.

Please tell me

you got revenge.

Guess you'll have to

tune in and see, huh?

Get rid of her.

[music playing]

Is there anyone out

there that's hungry?

Or is it best you all quit now?

It's almost as if

you'd forgotten

what's at the end of this road.

I don't even employ a chef on

quarter of a million dollars.

And I'm here to give that away.

Petrozza?

Yes, Chef?

Who is it?

[ominous music]

Jason.

For what reason?

I think Jason has

trouble with cooking skills

and communication.

Christina?

Yes, Chef?

Who's your nominee and why?

[ominous music]

Tonight Chef, I have

nominated Vanessa.

She was on the meat station.

And the meat station went

down in flames, literally.

Vanessa, Jason, step forward.

Oh, God.

Jason.

Yes, Chef.

Tell me why you think you

should stay in Hell's Kitchen?

I deserve to

stay because I have

yet to totally prove myself.

I get nervous.

I don't-- I don't know why.

I'm trying to break out of that.

I'm doing a little

better each day.

I know I didn't do

that good on desserts.

But I ran my ass off trying

to help everybody today.

You move like a f*cking

tortoise giving birth.

Vanessa.

Yes, Chef.

Why should you stay

in Hell's Kitchen?

I'm not going to offer

you any excuses, Chef.

All I can tell you is that

I really love to cook.

And I'm sorry I

disappointed you.

But I'm even sorrier that

I disappointed myself.

[music playing]

Talking to you in

service is like talking

to a refrigeration unit.

You're stone cold.

You both had a bad

service tonight.

But this is not

an easy decision.

Because you both

performed badly.

My decision is-- it's raw.

I can't believe

you've done this.

I honestly can't

believe you've done it.

[music playing]

I'm trying something new.

I'm going to put a little

sugar and rub it around the rim

and try to get that--

[ominous music]

Vanessa.

You, madam, have

got one more chance.

[funky music]

Jason, take off your jacket

and leave Hell's Kitchen.

You gave up before

we started tonight.

I pulled you back

in the kitchen.

And if you haven't got the balls

to stand there and put yourself

back in there, game over.

- Yes, Chef.

Good night.

[soft music]

JASON: You know, the last girls

that got put up on the block,

they start crying.

Well, maybe if I would have

cried like some little pansy,

some chick, you know,

maybe I'd be back

upstairs chillin' right now.

But I can't do that.

I'm a man.

I sure as hell ain't

going to cry about it.

I am, however,

gonna go get drunk.

Vanessa, if this is your

life, and you are adamant,

you can get better.

Hurry up, madam.

Time is not your friend.

Yes, Chef.

I have a lot of prove.

Now that I have a

second chance at this,

I've got to take

it and run with it.

This sh*t service

has got to stop.

Is that clear?

Yes, Case

Now f*ck off, will ya?

CHRISTINA: I want Corey out.

But I think I shocked

a couple of people.

Because I didn't put her up

there first chance I got.

It's not that I don't like

her, but keep your friends

close and your enemies closer.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY: I kept

waiting for Jason to show

me some energy, to wake up.

But he never did.

And that's why I'm

putting him to sleep.

[music playing]

JASON THOMPSON: Next time

I'm on Hell's Kitchen.

Craig, what's up?

Wake up?

Two minutes.

JASON THOMPSON: The

men turn on Craig.

You've got this f*cking

cockiness about you.

And you--

- No, I'm not cocky at all.

You're acting bitchy and sh*t.

JASON THOMPSON: And Corey

turns her back on the women.

SHAYNA: She went back upstairs.

She didn't even say

she was going upstairs.

She just walked

out of the kitchen.

Well, if you're tired

maybe you should go home.

JASON THOMPSON: At dinner, it's

the first ever family night.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY:

A real special event.

JASON THOMPSON: Chef

Ramsay pushes the chefs.

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY:

Look at those burgers.

They're like hockey pucks.

f*cking sh*t.

It's raw.

Wake up.

JASON THOMPSON: Until

one dares to push back.

How long?

LOUROSS: Right now.

OH, my f*cking God.

JASON THOMPSON: And then

when a fire breaks out--

JEN: Woo.

ROSANN: Get some ice.

JASON THOMPSON: One chef

may never cook again.

It's the most expl*sive

Hell's Kitchen yet.

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