01x06 - Road Trip!

[bunniefuu]

♪ Whoa oh oh oh ♪

♪ So much to see ♪
♪ So much to do ♪

♪ Let's share a dream ♪
♪ Make it come true ♪

♪ Us girls got the
right combination ♪

♪ Make our way
to new destinations ♪

♪ Imagine all
the possibilities ♪

♪ Hey hey hey ♪
♪ You can be anything ♪

♪ Hey hey hey ♪
♪ Barbie's here,
gonna sing ♪

♪ Hey hey hey ♪

♪ Adventure, yeah that's
our thing ♪

♪ It's the Dreamhouse
Adventures ♪

They say it's always darkest
before the dawn.

But I'm not sure they have dawn
in creepy abandoned caves.

Just plenty of darkness.

[squeaks]
[gasp]

Uh...

To figure out what wearing
a bat on my head

has to do with Daisy
living out her DJ dream,

we have to journey
back to...

"a time before the dinosaurs!"

Ok, I'll explain
that part later...

[laughter]

Watch out!

It was one of those
Malibu mornings

that just couldn't
get any better.

Ah!

Ooops. My mistake.

[barking]
Oh!

Whooooa!

THEN it got better!

[gasps]
I don't believe it!

It's okay, we didn't need
that record anyway.

No, it's not about the disc!

DJ Cheapshot sprained
his wrist

when he over-scratched
some really sick beats.

You know, the DJ I always
open for?

He wants me to replace him
at Fun Fling.

Whoa! Fun Fling?

That huge music festival
in the desert?

With, like thousands
and thousands

and thousands of people?

Daisy, you're going to be
performing for more

than the entire population
of Malibu!

Ok, I get it.
Lots of people.

[cheering]: Woohoo!
Yeah! So cool! Awesome!

How do you whistle like
they do at sporting events?

[attempts to whistle]

I wish I could whistle.

Daisy, this is awesome!
Right?

It's your dream!

And I'm going to be able
to say I knew you when.

because this is "when"!

I'll design you a signature look

Something flashy
but not blinding.

Okay, maybe blinding.

I'll be your designated
Stage Diver! Look out below!?

Whaaaaaa!!!!!

[splash]

You know what this means?

Road trip!

[cheering] Road trip!!!
Woohoo!

In Barbie's Camper!

Yeah! Nothing better
than the Dream Camper!

Wooooo!

Yeah!

We spent an hour
packing the camper

with the absolute
necessities.

Uh... Then minutes taking
out the Foosball table,

the badminton set, the popcorn
maker and the lawn bowling pins

Then five minutes putting
the popcorn maker

and the lawn bowling pins back.

Later Skipper!
Bye Stacie!

See ya!
Goodbye!

If we don't come back,
it's cause we are hiding
from the paparazzi.

[laughs]

Woo!!

Think they packed
too much stuff?

Nah. I saw a trash truck once
that was a little more full.

[laughs]

Let the road trip begin!

[excitement chatter]

Oh I can't believe we're going
to Fun Fling!

And no waiting in line,
'cause we are entourage!

Any words for the rock
and roll press, DJ Daisy?

Yep. Delish!

I'm going to mod your sound
system to give you extra bass,

extra top-end,
and extra mid-range.

Translation, louder!
[laughs]

When I finish bedazzling
this outfit,

you are gonna shine
like the sun!

I hear the front row gets
so jammed with celebs

the wall of bleached teeth
is blinding.

[nervous chuckle]

Hey Nikki, weren't you
working on some idea

about an electric toothbrush
for cats?

Uh uh.
That didn't work so well.

[cat screech]

But I have a new one:
surfboard cup holder.

[laughs]

Great idea.

Barbie, stop!

[tires screech]

Daisy, where's your turntable?

Can't DJ without a turntable!

Here you go!
We found it in the freezer.

Ha...I must have left it
in there

when I was looking
for my boo boo beaver.

[laughs]

Goodbye.

Again.

Wow, lucky Teresa
caught that, right?

Oh, yeah. Wow.
Thanks Teresa!

I guess with all the excitement
I got a little...forgetful.

You know, batty.

[squeaks]

Not you, little batty.

You're later.
I'm sorry guys.

My head's all full of, like,
what songs should I play...

and what should I end with.

And what do I say when
I come out on stage.

Whoa! Check it out!

According to this, there's gonna
be , people there!

Biggest crowd ever!
Can I get your autograph now,

before your fingers go numb
from writer's cramp?

[laughs]

You know, Daisy,
you're going to be great.

Yeah.

Hey! Stop!

Ahhhhhh!!!

Look, dinosaur park!

Dinosaur park?

Absolutely!

"Absolutely" since when?

Are you kidding?

I love dinosaurs!

I'm a total dino-nerd!

You know what, guys?

Daisy's the star today.

"Yeeeaaaaaa"

So I say she gets whatever
pre-show psych-up ritual
she wants!

Plus It's big
cement dinosaurs!

I mean, come on!

[laugh]

Dino break!
Or snack break,

or chill-in-the-camper-pool
break!

Whoa!

Woohoo!

Woohoo!

Awesome!

Only the Roberts would know
how to rig a pool

inside of a camper.

Woooo!

[laughs]

Wooo!

Yeah!

Hey Barbie! Where's Daisy?

She is trying to choose
a souvenir.

She has narrowed it
down to .

We should probably get
moving soon.

She's coming.

Does she know we've still got
miles to go?

Sorry guys!
Tough to choose a favorite

when you know as much
about dinosaurs as I do!

I had no idea you were
so into dinosaurs.

Uh... Whatcha go with?

It's a...

Stuffasaurus.

[laughs]

No, seriously.

Oh. Yeah.
Kidding.

She's a stegosaurus, of course.

Hmmm...

All right! Let's do this!

So what do you guys think?

That's beautiful.

Thanks!
It's for the best DJ I know.

So Daisy, when you're
mega-famous,

or whatever's bigger than
mega-famous...

Stega-famous!

What color candy gets banned
from your dressing room?

If it was me, blue.

I don't get blue candy.

Never have, never will.

[awkward laugh]

Performing for , people.

I still can't get my head
around that.

Yeah... Hey look!
It's only two miles
to the Genuine Gem Cave!

The what?
My family took me there
when I was little.

It was amazingly awesome!

Sounds like fun.

What is it, exactly?

A cave.

With gems.

Real gems!

I think.

Huh?

We should totally go.

Right now!

But don't we have to be
at the festival soon?

Uh, Nikki, weren't you saying
that Daisy's jacket needed
something green?

Oooh. That'd be sweet.

Something like emerald
or jade?

Yeah!

Ok! So let's go!

Wooo!

[chanting] Gem cave! Gem cave!
Gem cave! Gem cave!

"The Legend Of The
Prospector's Ghost."

Barbie? Did we just walk
into one of those movies

where I have to hide
under the seat?

We had the stereo, the turntable
and the popcorn maker plugged in

so these may not be
charged enough.

I'm a prospector's ghost!

Arrrr!

"Arrrr" is pirates.

Weren't there any cave pirates?

Like "Gem-Beard?"

Uh...no.

Daisy, it's closed.

Like abandoned.

Means we've got the whole place
to ourselves,

we can be as loud and goofy
as we want.

I bet it's nice and cool inside.

Yeah and anyway,
I know this place
like the back of my hand.

It's the most fun ever.
And we have to get some
green stones.

Green's my lucky color!

Actually, Daisy's lucky color
is yellow.

Pretty easy to remember:

Daisies? Yellow?

But what am I, the Lucky
Color Police?

It was her big day.
So, after adjusting our eyes
to the dark,

and I mean dark, we headed
into the cave.

Increíble!

The geological conditions
in here are amazing!

Was this blast-out
or a carve-out?

A what?
Oh, I can't remember.

I was .

What's in the bag?

Fabric samples.

To see which ones work
with the gems.

Hey, you know what else
they have in old caves...

Really bad wi-fi?

[gasp]

BATS!!!

[all screaming]

You know that's not
a light-sword, right?

[nervous laughter]

Phew, glad that's over.

Bats give me the heebie jeebies.

Uh... Nikki...
What?

Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh...

Why are you
guys being weird?

Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh!

Ok, seriously what's up?
[gasps]

[squeak]
Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!

Get it off me!

[screaming]

Here batty, batty, batty!

Squeak!?

[screaming]

Amazing!

I told you!

Isn't it awesome?

So, this is your home?

The bat cave, sweet.

Look at all the amazing gems
in here.

Whoa!? Awesome!

Ooo!

Barbie, pink is totally
your color.

[laughs]

Look at how the light refracts!

Cool!

So: red, yellow,
the ever-popular green.

I am going to make you the most
amazing earrings with these!

Ah, thanks Nikki!

You're the best.

I think we are good to go.

Okay, follow me.

You're sure
that's the way we came?

Yep, back of my hand, remember?

Back of her hand!

[awkward laugh]

You sure it wasn't
the back of your back?

Whoa!

What did it say on that plaque
about the Prospector's Ghost?

Oh, just something about
a century of scary revenge

as he wanders the tunnels
in search of whoever

caused the cave-in
that trapped him here.

If you're trying to make us
feel better,

that did not help...at all.

[gasps]

Ooh! Guys!

This way!

That's the entrance?

No, there's a huge cavern

with those big scary things
that come down from the ceiling.

You mean fat ninjas?

Stalactites.

Kidding.

Fat ninjas only come
through the basement.

Uh. We're cutting it a little
close, don't you think?

You've got to check in,
find your dressing-room,
do a sound check...

When have you ever seen a
concert that started on time?

I've known Daisy
since she picked me up

after I fell off
a playground slide

trying to do it backwards
and upside-down.

When I stopped crying,

she put me back on
in the same position.

You give your friends a lot of
leeway 'cause they help you

with the stuff you can't explain
to anyone else.

So, we followed Daisy deeper
into the cave.

Come on.

[grunts]

What?
That's how my dad
fixes everything.

Oh, yeah, these are
gonna rock.

Ha! Funny!

That was funny!

The gems are gonna rock.

Get it?
Oh! Silly me.

I left my cell phone back
in the last cross tunnel.

I better go get it
before we leave.

Wait here, and I'll be
right back.

[chuckles]

It was around this time I began
to review certain moments

from our road trip
of many detours.

Daisy forgetting a vital piece
of equipment.

Here you go.
We found it in the freezer.

Daisy's sudden urgent need
to see dinosaurs.

Wait! Stop!

About which she apparently

knew less than advertised.

Stuffasaurus!

A cave she couldn't wait
to visit again

but knew nothing about.

Hmmm...I'll be right back.

Try not to wake up any sleeping
trolls while I'm gone.

Rarrr!

Hey you guys!
You know what'd be fun?

Hey!

Uh... found it!

Daisy, are you ok?

Of course, what do you mean?

I mean, you seem to want to do
everything in the world

except the one thing you say you
want to do most in the world.

And your favorite color
is yellow, by the way.

I do want to do it more than
anything in the world.

I want to do it so much,
I can't think.

You'll be great.

How do you know?

I've never played to ,
people before.

I only started playing
to people a year ago!

Remember your show on the pier?

How happy those people were.

That was the coolest night!

Would you do it again?

Duh, in like half a heartbeat.

Would you do it every weekend
for a year?

Because that's , people...

You know, according to that
whole "math" thing.

But tonight they will all be
in one place.

I love the way you talk about
being a DJ, Daisy;

taking people on an amazing
dance journey,
the twist of a knob.

Dropping a b*at you spent
hours searching for.

Just the right one.

And the crowd goes bonkers!

Yeahhhhhh!

Daisy! Daisy!

Daisy! Daisy! Daisy!

You love it.
Making a music story
for the crowd.

And you're good at it.
I know.

But I'm nervous.

It's soooo many people.

What do you always say?

[sighs]
I know, I know.

If you love what you do, it's
worth doing no matter what.

That sounds pretty powerful.

Thanks, Barbie.

[scream]

[gasp]

[panting]

Nikki! Renee!

Teresa!

I think we're on
the wrong level.

There's a shaft ahead
with a ladder,

isn't that how you
got down?

I didn't see a ladder,
I came down a ramp.

I think.
Every direction
looks the same!

[squeaks]

[gasp]

Uh...

Nikki!
Teresa!

Renee!
Are you guys okay?

How are they going
to find us down here?

That's them!

How are we going to get out?

It's so dark in here.

Guys!

Where are you?

HELP! Barbie!

Down here!

Renee?

Nikki? Teresa?

Barbie!

I've never been so happy to see

your blond hair in my life!

I'd be happy to see you too...

if I could.

Sit tight, guys!

Until we can see better
we can't get them out.

Hey!

Hmmm...

Whoa!

That's better.

Hello.
Hi.

How'd you get
down there?

That's a funny story.

Maybe it'll be funny later.

I talked them into sitting
in this old cart for a selfie.

But it started moving.

[screaming]

There was a hole.

[screaming]

That part was pretty cool.
To me.

There's nothing to hold
onto to get out!

We need something
to pull them out with.

I have some dental floss
in my pocket!

Yeah, not sure that'll work.

Hey look, a ladder!

That'll work.

I got you into this mess.

I'll get you out of it.

Uh...

Be careful!

Carefulling...

[gasp]

Ahhhh!

We've got this.

Together.

On the count of three.

One, two, three!

Ugh!

[Both]: Yes!

[laughing]

[cheering]

I can't believe it!

You guys are awesome!

Phew!
So, has everyone done enough

gem-gathering for today?

[laughs]
Yeah! We're out of here.

[laughing]

"The light at the end
of the tunnel"

is not just an expression.

As we got going again,
Daisy realized something:

If she could stand on a narrow
rail in the dark

feet under a mountain,
balanced over a muddy pit,

DJing to a happy crowd was not
gonna be much of a problem.

[cheering]

Daisy!

Wait for it!

The show was a blast and
I think I can safely say

it was enjoyed
by all , in attendance.

[cheering]

Yeah!

Woohoo!

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