03x04 - Room Swap

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Barbie Dreamhouse Adventures". Aired: January 5, 2018 – April 21, 2020.*
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Series centered on the activities and adventures of Barbie, her sisters, other family members and friends, and it follows up from the film, Barbie: Dolphin Magic.
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03x04 - Room Swap

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Whoa oh oh oh ♪

So much to see ♪

So much to do ♪

Let's share a dream ♪

Make it come true ♪

Us girls got
the right combination ♪


Make our way
to new destinations ♪


Imagine all
the possibilities ♪


Hey hey hey ♪

You can be anything ♪

Hey hey hey ♪

Barbie's here,
gonna sing ♪


Hey hey hey ♪

Adventure, yeah that's
our thing ♪


♪ Whoa oh oh ♪

It's the Dreamhouse
Adventures ♪

[electronic dance music]

Ahh!

And done.

Whew!

Dreamhouse, open shades.

That is one of the ways
I like to exercise.

It's not for everyone,
of course.

We all have our own personal
preferences and quirks.

Funny enough, it can be those
little things

that get on each other's
nerves the most.

[knocking]

Hey, can I borrow a pen?

Here you go.

-Oh!
-Chelsea!

Oops, sorry.

-You busy?
-[barks]

Thanks!

Sharing space with three sisters

isn't always easy.

But I recently learned that I
wouldn't have it any other way.

Let me show you what I mean.

[elevator dings]

[computerized voice]:
Herr und Frau Roberts.

[continues in German]

Oh, dear. Uh, the house
is speaking German.

Mom! Your taxi's here!

I'll fix it.

I must have knocked something
when I updated my room settings.

So, your college reunion.
You must be so excited!

I can't wait to see what
everyone's been up to.

And you're fine being in charge
while we're gone?

No problem, Dad.

We got this!
Right, Dreamhouse?

[dings]
Right, Barbie!

-[both laugh]
-[Skipper]: Ugh, gimme my phone!

Haha! Not until you promise
to use headphones
when you play music!

Only if you stop leaving
dirty socks on the floor.

Ha! Never!

-[grunts]
-[gasps]

[grunts]
Whoo!

Ugh, you are so annoying!

-Whoa.
-[both laugh]

Hurry, Margaret, before Barbie
changes her mind!

[Barbie giggles]

[elevator dings]

I'm ready!

Oh, before I forget.

Just an FYI: the Reardons
are starting work

on their new addition today.

There could be some
construction dust,

-and maybe a little-
-[loud jackhammer]

Noise.

-What?!
-Uh, noise!

Uh, noise! Got it!

No problem!
Have fun!

Okay! Can't hear
a word you said!

-We love you!
-Bye!

-[jackhammering stops]
-Love you too!

Whoops. Bye.

-Whoa!
-Whoa!

You okay, sweetie?

I just wanted to say goodbye,
again.

-Goodbye!
-Okay, bye-bye.

-Have fun with your sisters!
-Oh, I miss you already.

Miss you already-er!

-[Chelsea]: Bye!
-[Barbie]: Bye.

You comin' Chels?

Hmm.

In a minute.

Hi, little guys!

Whatcha doin'?
Wanna play?

What do you think, Taffy?

Looks like a red velvet cake
to me.

[sniffs]

[jackhammer noise]

[whines]

[jackhammering stops]

[cake deflating]

Ugh. Reardons!

[barks]

Okay. A little frosting
will fix that right up.

[screams]

[sighs]

[whines]

Oops!
Sorry, Taff.

-[crashing, banging]
-[Skipper]: So annoying!

-[Stacie]: Skipper, let me out!
-[sighs heavily]

For once, that wasn't
the Reardon's fault.

[Stacie]: Skipper,
stay on your side!

[Skipper]: This is ridiculous,
Stacie.

Look, I just need to step over
the line to get to the door.

This is my side.
You can't come over here.

-You don't own the door!
-I own this side of the room!

What's going on?

It sounds like you're training
an elephant in here.

We divided the room in half,
but Skipper won't let me out.

Too bad.
The door's on my side.

Oh, but don't worry.
I'll send you pics of all
the things you missed out on.

Ugh! Not fair!

[chuckles]
The line was your idea.

Come on, guys.

Sharing a room
can't be that bad.

Oh, yeah?

Try listening to her mix
a single track,

over and over and over
every day!

At least I make real beats?

Unlike the endless,
random bompity-bomp-bomp-bomp

of your basketball dribbling.

[gasps]

Don't listen to her, Bally.

-[basketball dribbling]
-Anyone know what happened
to the duct tape?

Ooh! This room isn't big enough
for the two of us!

Finally, something we agree on!

Er, I'll go look in the garage.

Now look what you've done.
You've upset Chelsea!

[both]: She upset me!

-Ugh!
-Oh!

Hey!

-[both grunt]
-Get your finger off my side!

Don't you think you're both
kind of overreacting?

Easy for you to say.
You have your own room.

You try sharing a room
with Skipper!

[blows raspberry]

Hmm.

Okay. Sure! I will.

-Come again?
-Do what now?

We'll do a room swap,
temporarily.

You two obviously need
a break from each other.

So, Stacie can have
my room for the weekend,

and I'll stay here with Skipper.

-Score!
-Cool.

Welcome aboard, roomie.

It was one weekend
sharing a room

with my biggest little sister.

How hard could it be?

[yelling, crashing]

Hmm...

♪♪♪

Come one, come all,
to Chelsea's Ant Land.

The pool is officially open!

Hmm.

Not sure ants are good
at swimming.

Let me help you out of there.

Change of plans.

The sand dunes are
officially opened!

All right!

[frame clatters]

Settling in?

Feel free to make yourself
at home.

Without, you know,
knocking over too much stuff,

or, you know, it could break.

Oh yeah, sure.

Oh! Uh, since this is only
for the weekend,

mind if I leave all my settings
for room temperature,

lighting, and bed softness?

-No prob.
-Great!

I'll just get a few things

and be on my way to my new room,

and leave you here on your own.

-[hums happily]
-[electronic beeping]

Goodnight, Barbie.
Time to drift off to dreamland.


Good morning.
Up and at 'em, girl!


-Whoa!
-Cool, huh?

You're gonna love that.

[hesitantly]
I'm sure I will.

[gothic music plays]

Hey, roomie!

I thought this was only
for the weekend,

not the rest of our lives!

Oh, Skip.
You're so funny.

We're gonna have a great time.

[hums]

Oh, don't mind me.
Just straightening up a little.

-That's fine, right?
-Sure. It's not my stuff.

Those are Stacie's socks.

[sniffs] Oooof!

[coughing]

Um, what is that?

Lilac Daisy.

Ooh, or would you prefer
Ocean Mist?

Never thought I'd
smell something

I liked less than
Stacie's socks.

Oh... too much?

Hmm, just not my scent.
How about French Vanilla?

Yeah, that's the way
to do it, roomie.

A compromise. Yes!

So... Do you think it's kinda
dark in here?

Dreamhouse, open the shades,
please.

[offended] Uh, I like it dark?

Helps set the mood when
I'm reading my vampire trilogy.

Dreamhouse,
please close the shades.

Wait, this is silly.

We compromised before,
we can do it again.

Dreamhouse, open shades
halfway.

Ugh, but I don't wanna...

Wait. That's fine.

Second roommate crisis avoided.

See? We're getting
the hang of it.

I was wrong,
still too bright.

Dreamhouse, close shades
all the way.

-Hello, Barbie!
-[surprised gasp]

May I help you select
an outfit?


Uh, no, thanks.
Just looking.

Remember, Barbie.
Beauty comes from within.


Welcome to your exercise mat!

-[disco music plays]
-Let's get moving.

Cool! Thanks, house,
but it's bedtime.

I'll pass on the workout.

-[loud siren]
-You programmed me not
to accept excuses.


Come on now, lazybones.

Feel those feet
move to the b*at!


Time to get moving.
Go!


[sighs]

Let's get this over with quick.

-Initiating: Quick Time!
-Ahh!

I didn't mean literally!

[panting]

Slow down!
Don't go so fast!

Going faster.

How much longer?

-Only five minutes to go...
-Okay, I can do that.

until warm-up is over,

and one hour exercise
session begins.


-Nooooo!
-[rapid beeping]

[yawns]

-[Skipper]: How's it going?
-Hi!

[screams]
What is that?

Are you secretly a zombie?

Oh, this.
It's just a face mask.

[shudders]

Yeah, well, it's gonna give
me nightmares!

And if you are a zombie,

no nibbling on my brain
when I'm asleep.

[laughs] Okay!

[yawns]

[claps]

[sighs contentedly]

[music through headphones]

Hey, Skip?
That's pretty loud.

-Skipper!
-[horror music]

[screams]

[gasps for air]

Sorry!
[giggles]

[rooster crows]

[yawns]

[yawns]

[snores]

[hums happily]
So how was everybody's night?

[sarcastically]
Great.

Anyone else almost get their
brain sucked out by a zombie?

Hey!

I read a book about ants.

Did you know they like sugar?

A lot!

And they have a super sense
of smell.

Really? How cool!

How about you two? How's our
little experiment going?

-[insincerely] The best!
-[insincerely] Great.

So great in fact,

I was thinking,
it's not fair to Stacie

to be kicked out of her own bed
all weekend.

I mean, I'd be willing to stay
in Barbie's room tonight.

Yes! I mean, uh, that'd be
okay, I suppose.

-No backsies!
-Nope. It's a done deal.

Okay!
We'll swap tonight.

Hmm.

Success!

Or, almost success.

My sisters were getting
along better,

that was for sure, and swapping
again totally worked for me too,

because, between us,
Stacie was right.

Skipper was not easy
to live with.

Rooming with Stacie was gonna
be a breeze!

[gasps]
What is all this?

Floor?
What did you do!?

[gasps]

I cleaned up for you!

No need to thank me.

I'm doing Skipper's side now.

Think she'll be surprised?

She'll be surprised, all right.

[hums happily]

[gasps] Whoa!

Ah!
That's better.

What? Why?

I just put all that away!
[coughs]

But I can't find anything
when it's "put away."

-[jackhammering]
-[Mr. Reardon]: Won't be
much longer, my dear...

-[Mrs. Reardon]: Oh!
-...I hope.

Hi, little guys!

Did you hear about Chelsea's
Ant Land from your friends?

You must be hungry!

Cookies, cereal?

What has the most sugar?

I know what has lots of sugar.

Sugar!

-[sirens blaring]
-Remember! Clear room,
clear mind!


Okay. That's gonna get
old, fast.

Dreamhouse, abort "clear room,
clear mind" function.

You programed me not
to accept excuses, Barbie.


-But I'm not Bar...
-[alarm blares]

Pick up shoes! Empty trash!

Water the plants!

-[sirens continue]
-Ugh, Barbie!

Yes! Two points!
And a free throw comin'.

Hey, Stace, can you take down
the volume a notch?

-I'm trying to study.
-Oh, sure.

Thanks!

[whispering] The pressure's on.

Roberts steps
to the line...

Three points!

Ooh.
Was that too loud?

[sighs] There.
Are you happy?

Room chores complete.

Finally.
Now for some Skipper time.

Goodnight, Barbie.

Time to drift off to dreamland.

Seriously?
I don't wanna go to bed yet.

Where's the off switch?

I... ow!

-[sirens blare]
-Unusual activity detected.

What? No.
False alarm!

I have Barbie's permission
to be in here!

Activating Prank Protection
procedure.


No, wait!

[screams]

Ugh, not cool.

Prankster neutralized.
All clear.


Actually, this net
is kinda comfy.

[gasps]
You washed my softball uniform?

I never clean it
till the end of the season!

Well, I'm pretty sure it was
burning a hole in the floor

from the stink.

That was my lucky stink!

Seriously?

[screams]

Skipper was right!
You are a zombie!

At least I don't smell like one!

-Aaargh!
-Ha!

Aaargh!

[Barbie]: What had I gotten
myself into?


[crickets]

[rooster crowing]

[yawns]

-[Ken]: Morning!
-[screams]

Ahh! [grunts]

[jackhammer starts]

Uh, a bit on edge, are we?

I haven't been sleeping
very well!

Construction?!

Sisters!

It's quieter out here
than it is inside!

-[Stacie]: You tell her!
-[Skipper]: No! You!

See what I mean?

[Stacie]: Come on,
it was your idea!

Yeah, well, you started it!

I did not!

I admit it, can you blame me?

She's totally impossible
to live with.

[Stacie]: Tell me about it.

And what's with the masks?

It's like, Halloween
every night!

[offended] I was only
trying to help!

You guys aren't so easy
to live with, either!

[Chelsea screams]

[gasps] Chelsea!

Help! Help!

[gasps]

They're in the living room!

They're everywhere!

Everyone, outside!
Quick!

[disgusted noises]

[all grunting]

-You okay?
-Ants!

We have so many ants!

The whole house is infested.

What do we do?

You could call the crazy bug
dude from TV.

Bruno the Bug Man!

I love that guy!

♪ Fleas will flee
and bugs bug off! ♪


♪ When you call
Bruno Romanoff! ♪


[giggles]

Yep. Black ants.

Probably displaced by
the construction next door.

[all] Reardons!

You ladies will have to stay
elsewhere while I do my thing.

You're not gonna hurt them,
are you?

No, ma'am. I run a humane
repellent service.

Thank you so much.

Okay, grab your pups
and just the essentials.

We're staying in the camper.

[chuckles] I said
"essentials".

You're the one who brought
a matched luggage set.

Well, that's essential,
to me.

So's my DJ equipment.

And my...
everything!

Listen, I know you've been
trying to get along,

but we really need to...

-Tell her that!
-It's not me!

Ugh, both of you are being
so stubborn!

[Chelsea]: Enough!

Ant families are way bigger
than ours,

and they get along great.
Why can't we?

-[Taffy whines]
-Because we're not insects.

Well, then I'd rather be an ant.

[sighs]

Chelsea's right.
We can do better.

Let's just take a minute
while we're all here, and...

Wait.
We're not all here!

Where's Blissa?

[sniffing]

-Here, Kitty!
-[Stacie]: Come out, girl!

Blissa!

Where are you?

No luck?

All that noise probably
scared her away!

She could be blocks away by now.

Okay.
Everybody back in the camper.

I need eyes on all sides.

Commencing Operation
Kitty Catch!

Huh.
Not seeing her in the park.

But, Stace, isn't that where you
first dunked a basketball?

Yeah!
Sitting on Skipper's shoulders.

You kept trying and trying.

It was getting pretty pathetic,
but also hilarious.

[giggles]

Hey, remember the day
we got Blissa?

She was so happy to have
a new home.

Until she met the puppies.

[all laughing]

You were really good at helping
them figure each other out.

We could learn a thing or two
from our baby sis:

The Puppy Whisperer.

Hey! I have an idea.

We should open all
the windows and meow!

Seriously?

I don't know, couldn't hurt!

[Chelsea, Stacie and Barbie
meowing]

Come on, Skipper.

Ugh... okay.

I swear I have the weirdest
sisters in the world.

[all meowing]

[all laugh]

-[cat meows]
-[gasps]

There she is!

-Blissa!
-[Stacie]: Good girl!

-So happy to find you!
-Let's go home.

[Blissa meows]

Aw, kitty!
We missed you so much.

Such a pretty girl.

All right!
You can go inside now.

-I'm all done.
-You da man, Bruno!

♪ Fleas will flee
and bugs bug off! ♪


♪ When you call
Bruno Romanoff! ♪


Uh, just so I know,
where did all the ants go?

Same place we all want to go.
Home!

[Mrs. Reardon]:
Oh! Ants! Everywhere!

Who said they could come in?!
Do something, Whittaker!

[all] Bye!

Anyone else wanna go home

to their own room
and their own bed?

Do we have to?

One of the best things
about sisters,

even when we stop getting along,
we find a way to get along.

You coming, Barbie?

-[all grunt playfully]
-[Skipper]: Gotcha!

[all laughing]

No one's getting
any sleep tonight!

Bye!

♪♪♪
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