NARRATOR:
The w*r between the Autobots
and the Decepticons rages on
as they struggle to retrieve
the prized Mini-Cons.
The side who wins is the side
that collects the most.
And if the Decepticons
prove victorious,
then Megatron and his corrupt
Mini-Cons control the universe.
The Earth's only chance
for a peaceful cosmos
is for Optimus Prime
and the Autobots
to destroy their enemy.
Now get ready
for a new battle.
♪ Transformers ♪
( helicopter blades whirring )
MEGATRON:
Have you found it yet?
CYCLONUS:
No. Not yet, sir.
MEGATRON:
Are you even looking?
What have you been doing
out there?
I ordered you to search
the area, and I meant it.
I'm certain the Autobots base
is out there somewhere.
Of course, sir.
Aw, what's the big deal?
If I find it,
I'm just gonna blast it
to pieces anyway.
What? Cyclonus
has been out there all day,
and he still hasn't found
their base?
He'll find it or else.
It was Sonar
who detected the Autobots
in that area, Demolisher.
( beeping )
You mean you can understand
the Mini-Con's language?
Of course I can.
You mean
you don't understand them yet?
Uh...
Uh, sure. Sure I can.
( grunts )
I bet he's lying.
( beeping )
Huh?
CYCLONUS:
Hey, I've detected a signal.
Lock on to these coordinates,
Starscream.
Ugh. I've got it.
I have secured the coordinates
of their base, Megatron.
Now I've got you,
Optimus Prime.
( snickering )
( dramatic theme playing )
♪ Transformers ♪
( Transformers theme playing )
( slow theme playing )
BILLY:
You mean this place
has been here the whole time?
FRED:
Yeah, that's kind of hard
to believe.
It's totally awesome,
isn't it?
But it's nothing
compared to what's inside.
Huh? What do you mean?
I'm really not a big fan
of surprises, you guys.
Whoa, chill out.
You haven't seen the inside
of the base yet.
So, what are we waiting for?
BOTH:
Huh?
Hey, look, the Autobots shut off
the force field.
Follow me, guys.
BILLY & FRED: Okay.
Well, what do you know.
Carlos is a tour guide now.
( chuckles )
( alarm blaring )
BOTH: Huh?
FRED:
Look at all the pretty lights
and buttons.
BILLY:
It's some kind
of high-tech gizmo.
What's going on?
I think we'd better get
to the command center right now.
I don't think you should be
playing with that, Billy.
Would you butt out, Fred?
Hey.
Where'd everybody go?
That's weird.
Hey, you guys!
We're ready for the rest
of the tour now.
What should we do?
We go exploring on our own,
of course. Ha!
Yeah, sure.
But I hope you know
I have a phobia to getting lost.
BILLY:
As if that's gonna happen.
FRED:
I don't know, Billy.
You've got a real knack
for getting lost, remember?
What are you talking about,
Fred?
( beeping )
RAD:
What's going on, Optimus?
A warp gate has opened
inside the base.
RAD: Huh?
( Jolt beeping )
So, what does that mean?
Well, Alexis, I think
he means we've got company.
( beeping )
So this is the Autobot base.
They could use a better security
system, don't you think?
There's no time for
your mindless jokes, Cyclonus.
Get to work.
Hmph. Yeah, I know.
It's time to go, Sonar.
Find those Mini-Cons
so I can create the Star Saber.
( beeping )
SMOKESCREEN:
How did they find out
where our base is?
Hmm.
OPTIMUS:
Red Alert. Initiate
the internal defense system.
Yes, sir.
CARLOS:
Whoa! That's slamming!
So when did you put that in?
That? It's just a little
invention of mine.
You know, in case we run
into an emergency.
You see, Fred,
this place has everything.
Huh? Billy? Fred?
Huh? Hey, guys?
Where is everyone?
Oh, great. They're lost.
FRED:
Where are we, Billy?
Hey, you got me.
You see,
it's happening again.
We're lost, I'm hungry
and I wanna go home.
Why does this always
happen to us?
( Billy groans )
Go on, say it.
Uh...
Okay, I don't have any idea
where we are.
I knew you'd say that.
At least things can't get
any worse than this, I guess.
( rumbling )
( both gasp )
BILLY:
It's--It's Megafrog!
What's going on?
( screaming )
( suspenseful theme playing )
( Billy & Fred whimpering )
MEGATRON:
Have you located it, Sonar?
Hmm.
Huh?
( grunting )
Aw, yeah!
Blast those Decepticons!
( Alexis gasps )
Huh? Hey, what's wrong, Alexis?
ALEXIS:
Sureshock, zoom in on that
quadrant over there. Hurry.
( Sureshock buzzing )
RAD:
Oh, no! It's Billy and Fred!
What? Cease fire!
Hey, what's up?
They're out of a*mo?
Lasers don't run out
of a*mo.
Ah, yes, a system malfunction,
no doubt.
Move out!
( footsteps thudding )
It's a lucky thing
they didn't see us down here.
Let's beat it,
while we still can.
Yeah.
SMOKESCREEN:
Optimus, they know where we are.
They're heading
for the command center.
All right, get ready.
Here they come,
and they want a fight.
No. Look, Hot Shot.
It's not us they're after.
Do you see that Mini-Con?
You mean it's tracking
its own kind?
That's what it has to be.
That's why they're here.
They found us, by simply
tracking our Mini-Con's trail.
SMOKESCREEN:
What's your battle plan,
Optimus?
( Optimus groans )
OPTIMUS:
I'm working on it.
HOT SHOT:
Oh, great. I can't just sit here
and wait for them
to steal our Mini-Cons.
You watch.
I'll show them what it means
to break into our base.
Hot Shot!
Rad, you kids stay here
and sit tight.
( dramatic theme playing )
It's these Mini-Cons here
that the Decepticons are after.
And as long as I take them
with me,
they won't come
into this room.
Move out!
SMOKESCREEN & RED ALERT:
Yes, sir!
Huh?
So, Rad,
what are you guys doing?
Uh, we're lending a hand.
Huh?
ALEXIS:
I've figured out which way
Billy and Fred are headed.
That's cool.
Maybe we can save them, huh?
Yeah.
( suspenseful theme playing )
( beeping )
DEMOLISHER:
What did Sonar say, Megatron?
He said the Mini-Cons
have moved.
They're scared,
and they decided to run for it.
What a shame.
HOT SHOT:
Man, that laugh of yours
is really annoying.
Huh?
HOT SHOT:
We take trespassing
very seriously around here,
so I suggest
you all better leave right now.
Try and make us, if you dare.
Hey, it's a tough job,
but somebody's gotta do it. Heh.
You've got some nerve!
Try and download this!
Full attack mode!
Ugh! Huh?
There must be a mixup
in your matrix
if you think
you can attack me on your own.
( Hot shot grunting
and Megatron guffawing )
OPTIMUS: Hot Shot!
( grunts )
( grunts )
Hmm.
MEGATRON: There it is.
Tell me, Optimus,
do you have the Mini-Cons?
Now, Smokescreen.
Right.
I believe you have
something I want.
Huh?
( grunting )
DEMOLISHER: I can't see a thing!
CYCLONUS: We gotta blast them!
DEMOLISHER:
Don't sh**t me! sh**t them!
MEGATRON:
Hold your fire!
You're firing on us, Cyclonus!
Hey, you okay, Hot Shot?
Yeah.
RED ALERT:
In here! Quick!
HOT SHOT:
Sorry, this is all my fault.
OPTIMUS:
It's all right, Hot Shot.
DEMOLISHER:
Megatron,
I think they went that way!
MEGATRON:
Then go after them!
DEMOLISHER:
Yes, sir! Oh!
It's closing!
( grunting )
OPTIMUS:
Hot Shot, I want you
to take the Mini-Cons
and hide them. Understand?
What?
I have a plan.
Red Alert! Smokescreen!
SMOKESCREEN & RED ALERT:
Yes, sir.
( grunting )
MEGATRON:
Out of my way!
DEMOLISHER:
Great idea, Megatron!
STARSCREAM:
Give me a break, Demolisher.
You mean you didn't even think
of blasting the door?
I guess your weapons
are just for show.
DEMOLISHER: What?
Silence!
( engine revving )
CYCLONUS:
Hey! Look over there!
He's getting away!
Ha-ha-ha! I got him!
Transform!
( groans )
I can't transform
in this place.
Let me handle this.
I'll show you how it's done.
What?
( upbeat theme playing )
( tires screeching )
Huh?
It's a trap!
So, what do we do now?
STARSCREAM:
We blast our way through.
CYCLONUS:
I'll cut them off
on the other side.
Okay, stand back!
( grunting )
Go on! Try it again!
( thinking ):
While those two are busy,
I'm gonna go grab
those Mini-Cons for myself.
( thinking ):
Why do I have to do
all this work?
( grunts )
No!
What's going on?
No! What is this?
( grunting )
( grunts )
♪ Transformers ♪
( Transformers theme playing )
♪ Transformers ♪
( grunts )
( dramatic theme playing )
( grunting )
You give me that Mini-Con!
( grunting )
Huh?
( grunts )
What kind of trick is this?
( grunting )
Argh. Show yourself.
Ha! You can't escape! Hmm?
That Mini-Con is mine, bot!
( grunting )
( groaning )
Transform!
( grunting )
( suspenseful theme playing )
( grunting )
Curses, you Autobots!
( groans )
It's too bad
this is just a fake.
( clanging )
Those bad guys
won't come back, will they?
I hope not.
( metal clanks )
( both gasp )
Ha! Here they come!
Please don't let them
take me away!
RAD:
What are you guys talking about?
FRED: Huh? Carlos?
( chuckling )
Hey, sorry we left you guys
behind. You all right?
Yeah, we're fine,
but don't ever leave us alone
again like that, all right?
Hey, I told you,
if you hang around with us,
you're guaranteed
a few surprises.
But you've gotta stick with us
from now on, okay?
I think
we should get out of here.
You're right, Rad.
There could be trouble
right around the corner.
( Cyclonus laughing )
ALL: Huh?
This must be my lucky day.
Truer words
have never been spoken,
my little humanoid friend.
Now come here.
Megatron wants to see you.
Cyclo-butt?
That's Cyclona-puss.
It's Cyclonus!
FRED:
Thanks for clearing that up,
mister.
You have a nice day.
( all whimpering )
Ha, ha. If I capture
this bunch of brats,
I can trade them
for the Mini-Cons.
Ooh, this is working out
perfectly.
( dramatic theme playing )
RAD:
Hurry, everybody!
Find a place to hide!
( grunts )
( grunting )
( guffawing )
Now it's time to play.
Come out, come out
wherever you are.
No use hiding from me,
children.
My sensors can detect
the heat from your bodies.
Or maybe you wanna play
Hide and Go Squish.
Huh? Huh?
I gotcha.
Huh?
( grunting )
Huh?
Huh? What is that thing?
That's strange.
I feel kind of funny,
like I'm going to pieces
or something.
( Cyclonus guffawing )
( Cyclonus screaming )
FRED: You got him!
BILLY: Way to go!
He got sucked
into the warp gate.
But where in the world
did he go?
Some place where he can cool off
for a while.
Transform!
MEGATRON:
There's nowhere left
for you to run.
HOT SHOT:
Ha! What makes you think
I was running from you?
OPTIMUS:
Megatron, once again your greed
has clouded your judgment.
Huh? What?
This is some kind of trap.
Time for a system crash!
( grunting )
All right!
( grunting )
It's all over, Megatron.
Surrender your Mini-Cons
and leave here immediately.
( grunting )
I don't give up that easily.
I'll destroy this base
and you as well.
( grunting continues )
( suspenseful theme playing )
Aah!
Yes, this is more like it!
I'm going to pixilate
every one of you Autobots.
He's out of control.
Now you will do as I say.
Hand over
all of your Mini-Cons to me.
Or I'll have no choice
but to reformat
your friend's memory bank.
HOT SHOT:
You won't get anything from me!
Hot Shot!
MEGATRON:
Then I'll have to execute
your program.
I know you Autobots are loyal
to one another,
but this is ridiculous.
Sonar, it's time.
Wake up the other Mini-Cons.
( Sonar beeping )
( upbeat theme playing )
That's it.
At last,
the Star Saber is mine!
( laughing )
( grunting )
( grunts )
( suspenseful theme playing )
( clanging )
( grunts )
Give that back.
It belongs to me, Megatron,
soon to be the most powerful
Transformer in the universe.
Good work, Hot Shot.
Get him!
Leader One, powerlink!
Attack! Destroy them!
( both grunt )
( laughing )
You are going down,
Megatron.
You're only fooling
yourself.
You don't have the skill
to handle the Star Saber.
Oh, you wanna bet?
You can't beat me.
But if you join with me, I'll
show you what real power is.
No way.
All you have to do
is give me the Star Saber.
For the last time,
access denied!
( grunting )
( panting )
He's so powerful.
Must resist.
CARLOS: Hot Shot!
Huh?
FRED: Blast him, Hotshot!
ALEXIS: You can beat him!
HOT SHOT:
Thanks, guys.
Focus on the power
of the Mini-Cons,
then powerlink
with the Star Saber!
( thinking ):
Huh? Concentrate
on the Mini-Cons?
Don't tell me
you're actually going to listen
to those pathetic humans?
( grunting )
Drop the Star Saber,
or I will make you pay.
( grunts )
You had your chance!
Curse him!
( suspenseful theme playing )
I've got the hang
of this now!
He's controlling the sword
on his own, but how?
Huh?
( grunting )
( grunting )
( Hot shot grunting )
Your luck will run out soon,
Autobot!
( grunting )
Just you wait.
I shall return.
Withdraw!
Where am I?
( sighing )
That was intense.
( slow theme playing )
Hot Shot.
Optimus, are you going
to be all right, sir?
Yes.
It's nothing serious.
Oh, man, that sword
is really powerful.
I'll say. I bet it can cut
through almost anything.
FRED:
Megatroy looked really upset
when his horn got cut off.
CARLOS:
It's Megatron.
Megatron, okay? You got it?
FRED:
Huh? It is?
( all laughing )
OPTIMUS:
Good work, Hot Shot.
I'm putting you in charge
of the Star Saber.
Yes, sir.
( slow theme playing )
( sighs ):
Thank you.
ALEXIS:
You rock.
RAD:
Congratulations. Good going.
As long as I have
the Star Saber,
I promise to use it for peace
and justice in the universe.
RAD:
And that's how the Star Saber,
the most powerful sword
ever created,
fell into the hands
of one very proud Autobot.
( dramatic theme playing )
In all my days,
I have never been so humiliated
by such an annoying Autobot.
Mark my words,
I will have my revenge.
Somewhere, somehow,
I will make them all wish
that we had never
crossed paths again.
( Megatron grunting )
( screaming )
( dramatic theme playing )
♪ Transformers ♪
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♪ Transformers ♪
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