01x24 - Chase

[bunniefuu]

NARRATOR:

The w*r between the Autobots

and the Decepticons rages on

as they struggle to retrieve

the prized Minicons.

There are new and more powerful

Minicons surfacing every day.

If the Decepticons

prove victorious, then Megatron

and his enslaved Minicons

will control the universe.

The Earth's only chance

for a peaceful cosmos

is for Optimus Prime

and the Autobots

to destroy their enemy

and free all Minicons.

Now get ready

for a new battle.

♪ Transformers ♪

( mellow theme playing )

CARLOS:

Man, what a drag.

You know, I don't get why

Red Alert gets to go

out on patrol, and we have

to be cooped up here.

Would you

stop complaining?

Our work at

the Autobots' base is just--

I know, I know.

"It's just as important

as being out there

on the b*ttlefield."

Don't you dare mock me, Carlos.

This is serious business.

Aw, would you chill out,

Alexis?

It's not like the Decepticons

are going to attack the base

in the next

five minutes.

It could happen at anytime,

Rad, and we've gotta stay

on high alert.



Hey, don't forget

the base hasn't

been att*cked since

Red Alert put up

that protective shield.

Yeah, there's no way Megatron

and his g*ons would even think

about trying it.

Just relax.

You want me to relax?

Give your heads a shake,

you guys.

BOTH:

Huh?

ALEXIS:

Listen, we've always

gotta be prepared.

The worst thing we could do

is let our guard down,

because the Decepticons are

just waiting for the right time

to steal

the Autobot's Minicons.

BOTH ( in unison ):

Yeah, okay.

ALEXIS:

Oh, you two are hopeless!

One day you'll understand.

RAD:

Aw, come on, Alexis,

would you cut us a break?

CARLOS:

What did we do?

RAD:

Deep down,

we knew she was right,

but she didn't have

to rub our noses in it.

Megatron could attack

at any time.

It's just that, well,

we're not little kids anymore,

and sometimes

she treats us that way.

( Transformers theme playing )

♪ Transformers ♪

OPTIMUS:

I will never let you

have our Minicons.

( grunting )

( grunts )

All the Minicons

belong to the Decepticons!

Hate to break it to you,

Starscream,

but in your dreams!

So get that through

your thick, armored shell!

ALEXIS:

I've got bad news.

I can't seem to locate

the Autobots anywhere.

Laserbeak, do an aerial

grid search, and hurry.

CARLOS:

Oh, no! Sideways disappeared

off the radar screen too.

This is getting

really freaky.

ALEXIS:

Come on, we gotta

figure this out!

RAD:

You think the Decepticons could

be jamming our signal, Alexis?

Well, they gotta be

doing something,

because my laptop

just froze up again.

So your computer program

transmits your commands

by microwaves

from our base here, right?

But to get

to the microwave tower,

you're linked

through the internet.

That could mean you picked up

some kind of virus,

or worse, somebody could've

hacked into our system.

No! This can't happen.

( computer beeping )

ALEXIS:

Wait a sec. It's booting up.

Oh, no. I think

you might be right, Rad.

It looks someone has hacked into

our system and is still online.

I'm just gonna

check something.

I'm loading

an anti-virus program.

Okay.

It's scanning.

I'll put it up

on the big monitor.

Check this out.



( Carlos and Rad gasp )

RAD:

I was right. It is a virus,

and it's spreading.

CARLOS:

Like wildfire.

Huh? It's eating our program.

Who is doing this?

CARLOS:

My money's

on the Decepticons.

RAD:

I'll bet Megatron already

downloaded all our information,

and now he's destroying

the program.

They're not only

destroying the program,

they've penetrated

right into my hard-drive

and they're wiping

that clean too.

If we don't stop it soon,

we'll be powerless

to help the Autobots.

CARLOS:

Oh, man, something tells me

I should've stayed in bed.

( gasps )

Oh, no. We've been

totally terminated from the net.

RAD:

Do something, Alexis!

( Alexis gasping )

ALEXIS:

I can't. It's not logging on.

It's not even

letting me reboot.

( mysterious theme playing )

Huh?

Come on, come on.

My start-up is totally fried.

I've gotta disconnect,

and quick.

( beeping )

You're right.

The virus won't spread

if you turn off

the main computer.

CARLOS:

Uh, hey, guys, don't look now,

but the big screen

is coming to life.

( beeping )

Oh, man, this is getting

way beyond freaky.

Aah!



Oh, no.

We can't

shut the power down.

CARLOS:

Well, I just hope this

sparkly stuff isn't radioactive.

What just happened?

( electricity crackles )



Aah!

Are you all right,

Alexis?

( dramatic theme playing )

RAD:

Alexis, are you all right?

Huh? Wha...? Aah!

CARLOS:

Holy guacamole!

It's Sideways!

B-But that's impossible.

I don't really care

who it is, you guys.

We've just gotta stop him.

ALEXIS:

Any suggestions on how?

( dramatic theme playing )

( grunting )

Hyah!

BOTH:

Mm-hmm.

( grunting )

( grunting )

Take that!

And that!

And that!

Unh! Keep going!

We've got to shut it down!

( groaning )

( beeping )

CARLOS:

It doesn't seem to be working!

( grunting )

SIDEWAYS:

Stop! Don't do this!

( grunting )

Aah!



( groaning )

Aah!

( beeping )

( grunting )

Stop! Unh! Aah!

( both gasp )

Huh?

CARLOS:

Wow.

( both screaming )

( screaming )

( all screaming )

( all screaming )

Huh?



MEGATRON: Take this, Prime.

No! Something's happened

to the kids.

( Fred and Billy panting )

Hey, Carlos! Hey, Rad!



Alexis!

BILLY:

Whoa, this is totally freaky.

FRED:

What happened here?

Yo, Rad, Carlos,

what's the deal?

Snap out of it.

Alexis!

Look, it's me, Fred!

Come on, speak to me!

BILLY:

High Wire, Sureshock, Grindor.

What the heck's

going on here?

FRED:

They've been turned

into zombies!

BILLY:

Yeah, it was probably Megatron

who did it to them too.

I guess this means

I'm gonna miss lunch!

My blood sugar is getting

dangerously low, Billy!

Hm?



( static )

Huh? Oh, no!

♪ Transformers ♪

ALEXIS:

Wh-Where are we?

It looks like some kind

of weird fourth dimension.

CARLOS:

Oh, man, this is

one demented dream.

I can hardly wait to wake up.

Huh? Hey, what are you

doing in my dream, Rad?

It's my dream.

Okay, it's your dream then.

Just wake me up, would ya?

Hey, would you two please

just knock it off, all right?

Grindor, do you have any idea

where we are?

( beeping )

I didn't think so.



Whoo-hoo-hoo!

CARLOS:

Hey, check me out, guys!

( Carlos and Rad

exclaiming happily )

Oh, yay,

I'm surrounded by morons.

( motorcycle revving engine )



( gasps )

( brakes screech )

ALL:

Huh?

Welcome to cyberspace, kids.

I hope you like it,

because you'll be trapped here

for an eternity.

BOTH ( in unison ):

We're trapped in cyberspace?

We're trapped here

for eternity?

Are you saying

we were somehow digitized

and sucked

into the internet?

Internet?

Speak English, would ya?

Don't play dumb.

You hacked into our computer,

didn't you, Sideways?

SIDEWAYS:

Okay, sure, I hacked

into your system

to gain access

to the Autobot's database.

But you brats kind of got

in the way, so I had to get you

out of the picture for good.



( revving engine )

You're gonna leave us

out here, aren't you?

Hey, creep! Get us

out of here right now,

or Optimus

is gonna smoke you!

And you know the Autobots

will find us.

You've really got me

shaking in my boots.

Face it, humans, the Autobots

were only humoring you

by pretending

to let you help them.

Now lets get down to business

and hand over

what I really came for,

the Minicons.

And don't try

to be heroes either.

If you get in my way,

you'll pay...

with your lives.



( revving engine )

Gotta run, kids.

But before I go, which Minicon

shall I take first?

( laughing )

( beeping )

RAD:

Okay, guys.

Let's get out of here.

( Sideways laughing )

( all grunting )

Ha-ha-ha.

Look at 'em run. How futile.

( laughing )

( tense theme playing )

( panting )

( grunts )

( grunts )

( Sideways laughing )

( Rad, Carlos & Alexis

scream )

( tense theme

continues playing )

( all yelling )

CARLOS:

Oh, man, freaky.

Hey, now we're

in outer space, dudes.

And we lost Sideways...

I hope.



Hey, look, the Minicons.

( beeping )

The Milky Way.

Yeah, everything here

looks so unreal.

And somehow I get the feeling

that's because it is.

ALEXIS:

Wow! You can see

all the constellations

and half the planets

from here.

It's all plain creepy to me.

And I keep thinking

what Sideways said to us

about being trapped

in here forever.

Knock it off, Carlos.

We've gotta keep focused

on protecting the Minicons

and then worry about

finding a way out of here.

So stop whining

and let's get to work.

He's right.

Get with the program.

Yeah, okay.

( beeping )

( beeping )

ALL:

Huh?

Hey, look over there.

Is that...Cybertron?

( Minicon beeps )

ALEXIS:

That's your home planet,

isn't it, guys?

Not to mention Optimus

and Megatron's. It's beautiful.

( Minicon buzzing )

Well, I guess we're all

headed to Cybertron then.

But the question is why?

( all gasp )

( all screaming )

ALL:

Whoa!

( dramatic theme playing )

CARLOS:

Hey, guys, w-what was that?

ALEXIS:

No clue, but it sure

freaked me out.

( dramatic theme playing )

Hey, did anyone see that?

ALEXIS:

Oh, no! We're gonna crash land!

( all scream )

CARLOS:

Is it just me, or did we just

pass right through Cybertron?

Hey, it must've been a hologram.

Yeah, that's it.



( Minicon beeping )

Huh?



Ha. Good guess, kid.

In fact, this whole place

is just one big illusion.

Pretty realistic, huh?

( gasps ):

Oh, no, it's Sideways!

I thought

we lost you.

Hand over

those last two Minicons.

Wait a sec. Something's wrong

with this picture.

This cyber world

is only in our minds.

But if you're

creating the illusion,

how come you aren't

in control of it?

Hey, maybe it's because

you aren't the one

who created this world

after all.

Uh...



I figured it out, didn't I?

Enough. Silence!

( all scream )

( Alexis & Rad whimper )

( grunts )

( static )

Optimus, sir.

My scan results indicate

this was the work

of Sideways.

What about

the kids?

There's no time

to waste.

We just have

to find them, and quick.

Don't worry.

Yeah, but how Optimus, sir?

Hey, isn't it possible

that we can get some clues

from Alexis' hard drive?

Yes. The data stored

inside there should give us

the necessary information.

Good thinking, Fred.

Now, surrender the Minicons.

RAD:

Go ahead,

do your worst, Sideways,

but we'll never

hand them over!

What?

How dare you.

CARLOS:

Yeah, we're not scared of you,

you creep!

( grunts )

None of this is real.

This is all

just a dumb trick.

Everything is an illusion.

The stars, the planets,

even Cybertron is fake.

And that includes you, Sideways.

You see, you can't hurt us,

because we're part

of your illusion.

So if you want,

go ahead and fire.

( grunts )

Hey, Grindor,

come over here!

There's no way he can stop you

from coming here either.

No, no, she's wrong.

( Grindor beeping )

Hmph.

You're wasting your time.

Grindor,

you've got to concentrate

on him being an illusion!

( buzzing )

ALL ( in unison ):

Way to go, Grindor!

Argh.

Why, you little...!

( grunts )

( all scream )

Huh?

Hey, it worked, you guys.

I hate to say I told you so,

but I told you so.

Curse you.

Huh?



( ghostly voices moaning )

Please, kids,

listen, I'm sorry.

Hey, what's going on?

Why's he babbling?



( Sideways muttering )

It kinda sounds like

he's apologizing

to, uh, Megatron.

No, Carlos, I don't think he's

talking about Megatron at all.

He's talking about someone

who's even more evil

and even more powerful.

CARLOS:

Maybe he's talking about

the one who created

this whole cyber freak show.

( tense theme playing )

Guys? I say,

we get out of here, and quick.

But where are we

supposed to go, Rad?

RAD:

Huh.

( electronic beeping )

Rad, Carlos, look.

I think I've found

a way out of here.

Come on, hurry!

( dramatic theme playing )

Hm?

Aah!

( screaming )

( all screaming )

Rad.

Rad, wake up.

( both sigh )

BILLY:

Are you okay, buddy?

Where...am I?

You're back home, pal.

At the Autobot's base.

Then...

we made it out okay?

Carlos? Alexis?

Over here.



We're back, safe and sound.

( beeping )

( all laughing )

All's well

that end's well.

Uh, Optimus?

I thought

you were out on a mission.

OPTIMUS:

We were, but we hurried back.

How come?

Aw, gimme a break.

We had a message

you guys were missing,

so we came back

on the double.

Whoa. Hey, guys...sorry.

You should be thanking

Billy and Fred.

It was them who contacted us

out in the b*ttlefield.

And we went online

and shot down that nasty virus

that sucked you

into the computer.

Yeah, there were

a couple of times

where we nearly nailed

you guys.

Well, you guys,

I'm impressed.

Not that I was

really worried or anything.

So, guys,

let's celebrate.

Maybe we could get some food

or something. I'm starving.

( all laughing )

( beeping )

Oh, yeah,

we saw planet Cybertron.

You saw our home planet?

Yeah, uh, at least

I think that we did.

It was Cybertron, Carlos,

I'm sure of it.

Unless it was all

just a dream. Hm...

There was this incredible

evil force.

OPTIMUS:

What evil force?

At least,

I think there was.

Huh?

Hey, you guys,

what happened to Laserbeak?

Did he come back with you?

Unfortunately, Alexis, Laserbeak

didn't survive our mission.

He's-- Wha--?

( laughs )

CARLOS:

Looks like everyone

made it back safe and sound.

RED ALERT:

You got that right, Carlos.

( all laughing )

CARLOS:

Hey, someone gimme five.

RAD:

You know, even now

I sometimes can't believe

this wasn't all

just a dream.

Did we really see Cybertron,

and is there a more powerful

evil force

than Megatron out there?

I guess only time will tell.

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