05x01 - Spirit Week

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[cheering]
[laughing]

Go, Chickens!

Yeah, it's Spirit Week!
Go, Chickens!

[clucking]

Yeah, I am
totally that geek.

The one who's
so into spirit week.

I love the way it brings
the whole school together,

united around the common cause

of showing pride
in our fellow students.

And, I'll be honest,

the part where we get to
challenge our arch rivals,
Empire Coast High,

I mean, who doesn't love
the thrill of a good,
clean competition?

Well, this year
I was about to find out.

Tammy, I was gonna park there.

You snooze, you lose.

[groans]

[school bell rings]

Oh. Interesting fashion choice,
as it is neither cold,

- nor attractive.
- Oh, this?

It's our school colors
for Spirit Week.

- Didn't you know?
- Why would I?

It's a huge deal.
Everyone is into it.

Here, do you want
to borrow my hat?

[laughs]
I'll pass.

This school has no idea
what it means to be winners.

Go Golden Beach!
Whoo-hoo!

Yeah!

That's what a loser would say.

What's with her?

Have you not met Tammy before?

That's just Tammy.

I don't know.
Something seems to be
bugging her,

even more than usual.

[school bell rings]

- [clucking]
- [all cheering]

[clucking]

[laughs]

Nice moves.

You ready for
the big mascot challenge?

- [squawks]
- [laughs]

That's costal chicken
for "you know it."

Who's excited for Spirit Week?

[cheering]

For all you freshmen,
I'm Teresa,
student body president.

And this is Spirit Week!

A week of fun challenges
where we compete as a school

for the coveted Victory Bell!

[cheering]

Like always, we will be up
against our arch rivals,

Empire Coast High.

Who just happen to have won
the bell the last five years
in a row.

[all booing]

Stop the presses.
Isn't that you?

So what?
I went there last year.

[groans]
Such a better school.

Now, I know
what you're thinking.

Why is this year
going to be any different?

Because this year,
we have the smartest,

the strongest,
the toughest, the coolest,

the bestest student body
this school has ever seen.

[cheering]

Except maybe
for the class of ' .

They produced five
Olympic gold medalists,

two Nobel Peace Prize winners,
and three Academy Award winners.

But who's counting?

We still have
the most spirit ever!

- [cheering]
- Now, get out there,

participate, and b*at
Empire Coast High!

[cheering]

[phone shutter snaps]

Tammy went to
Empire Coast High?

That explains
why she hates us.

She doesn't hate us,
she's probably just
a little conflicted.

It must be hard
changing schools,

especially if she was
really happy at her old one.

Best way to get over that is
to be happy at this school.

I think she'll get there.

And we can help her see
how cool it is.

- [blows whistle]
- OK, students,

it's time to start the first
challenge of Spirit Week,

the dance marathon.

[cheering]

When I blow this whistle again,
you start dancing,

and you keep going until
you just can't dance anymore.

Last dancer standing wins.
Are both teams ready?

[cheering]

Uh, where are the kids
from Empire Coast High?

[muffled dance music]

[dance music builds]

Hubba-hubba.

He's not that cute.

[sighs]
I was wrong.

He is that cute.

- Who's that guy?
- Are you serious?

That's Warren Buffington.

He's like, only the coolest guy
in the history of history.

- Totally rules the school.
- Sorta like me.

- [groaning]
- Ouch!

- [laughing]
- Not even.

- I mean...
- Oh, yeah, totally.

OK, with both teams in place,

let the dancing begin.

- [blows whistle]
- [cheering]

[electronic dance music]

- [blows whistle]
- Go Chickens!

Nikki, don't stop dancing!

- [blows whistle]
- [gasps] Whoa!

[electro swing music]

[blows whistle]

- [electronic dance music]
- [snoring]

[grunts]

[blows whistle]

Go, Renee!

Go Golden Beach High!

- How we doin'?
- Pretty good.

We won both
the human pyramid contest,

and the "How many people can you
get in a phonebooth?" challenge.

Great.
What's a phone booth?

It's a thing you
stuff people in, apparently.

Unfortunately,
we lost the egg relay

and the decorate
your principal contest.

We really need to pick up some
points in the mascot challenge.

You know
you can count on Ken.

And don't forget about
the big scavenger hunt.

If we win that, we could win
the whole enchilada.

Please, you guys have no chance
to win the scavenger hunt.

Empire Coast High
is way too good at it.

I should know, I was on
their winning team last year.

Hi, Warren.

Doesn't seem like
he knows you.

That's uh,
that's just his way.
[laughs]

See the chicken.
Feel the chicken.

Be the chicken.

Hey, are you here to get ready
for the mascot challenge?

You could say that.

I do whatever it takes...

Whoa, hey! Oh!

Hey!

To win.

Not cool!
Let me out!

Stay here.
Don't let him out until after
the mascot competition.

[Ken] Real funny.
But the last laugh is on you.

I'm calling for backup...

as soon as I find my phone.

[principal on PA]
Attention, attention.

All school mascots
please report to the gym

for the mascot dance-off
in ten minutes.

All right,
now show me the moves.

Their mascot
looks pretty good.

Ken is better.
Where is he?

Have you seen Ken?
As last year's mascots,

we were all ready
to share some pointers.

[squawking]

- Yeah!
- [squawking]

- Ow.
- [laughs]

- But Ken didn't show up.
- Hmm, that's not like him.

Let me try calling.

Already did.
Not answering.

Weird. We gotta find him.
Split up.

There's your "friend."

He is my friend.
A real friend,

not like you posers
around this place.

OK. If he's such
a good friend, introduce me.

I want to share
some tips on coolness.

[groans]

Hey, Warren.
The team's looking good.

[scoffs] Of course it is.
I'm training it.

- Do I know you?
- [exaggerated laughing]

What... What a kidder.

I'm Tammy.

Uh, Tammy Bounceaway.

Uh, we went to school together
for, like, ten years?

Right, right.

You were on the team last year.

Why aren't you
on the team this year?

Oh, I would be
if it was up to me.

I had to move here because
my dad got a huge promotion.

Did I mention I'm rich?

If you don't go to Empire,
you're no friend of mine.

[groans]
Come on, Trey.

I have better things to do
than waste my time
on this loser.

I don't.

Warren, my man.

I'm Trey Reardon,
but you probably
already knew that.

I was thinking,
you and me, we could...

We could do later.
Later's good.

Who's ready to win
the mascot challenge?!

[cheering]

[girl]
We're so gonna win. Whoo!

Hello?

You dropped...

This?

You're welcome!

Ken?

Hey, hey.
Have you seen a guy

in a chicken suit
about this high,
lot of feathers, likes to cluck.

[clucks]

[groans]

Looking for Ken?

OK, Trey.

What have you done
to him this time?

Oh, I am not the guilty culprit
in this scenario.

But before I tell you who is,

I have a few demands
I'd like to discuss.

Number one,
guest star in a vlog.

Something short, tasteful,
everyone'll love it.

Number two, you know
that haircut machine I was
thinking...

Spill, or I break out pictures

of my nd grade birthday party,
remember?

The one where we all
ran through the sprinklers

and you forgot your swimsuit
so you ran through in your...

Empire High locked Ken
in the janitor's closet!

[gasps]

I was gonna tell you anyway.

It's not like I have
no school spirit.

Then what are you waiting for?

[Ken] Let me out!

I really need to use
the bathroom.

Nice try. Not 'til after
the mascot contest.

Well, now what?

I've got an idea.

[panting]
Tag, you're it.

Empire Coast High
wins the tag game!

Oh, darn.

The only way out is if I tag
an Empire Coast kid.

Too bad there isn't
another one around here.

Except that guy.

Don't move,
you're about to be it.

You'll never catch me.

[grunting]

Hang on, Ken.

[Ken]
Barbie! Am I glad you're here.

[yelling]

Hi. Ready to win
your challenge?

Absolutely.

Once I use the bathroom.
I really gotta go.

[clucking]

What are you doing here?

I didn't want us
to lose at tag.

There's no tag.
You've been tricked.

My work here is done.

[cheering]

[man on PA] And now, the moment

we've all been waiting for.

Let's see what
these mascots can do.

[blows whistle]

[dance music]

Ken is k*lling it!

[cheering]

Yeah, in your face.

[dance music]

[cheering]

Who knew that was possible?

- [loud crashing]
- [groaning]

Guess it wasn't.

[cheering]

Point, Golden Beach.

- [cheering]
- Great job, Ken.

Thanks. I think we might
win this thing.

All that's left
is the scavenger hunt.

It's worth a lot of points.
Whoever wins that

has the whole competition
in the bag.

Then we've got a problem.

Oh, no, Renee's still
in the dance marathon,

and she's our best
scavenger player.

We can do this, people.
We just need to find someone
who can replace Renee.

[Tammy]
I'll do it.

But I thought
you didn't want to help us.

I changed my mind.
My dear ex-friend Warren

needs to be taught a lesson.

Tammy, we need your help,
but Spirit Week

isn't about revenge.
It's kind of the opposite.

I don't feel good
about you joining this team

if it's for the wrong reasons.

Let's take a vote, shall we?

All in favor of me
joining this team

just to kick Warren's butt,
raise your hand.

Ah, majority rules.

I'm on your team,
and I play to win.

All right, the rules for
the scavenger hunt are simple.

All of the clues have a QR code.

Once scanned, they will reveal
one piece of a puzzle.

Follow the clues to find
each puzzle piece.

Once you put
the puzzle pieces together,

the picture will lead you
to the final destination.

First team to cross
the finish line
wins bragging rights,

and the honor of keeping
this bell for a whole year.

- [bell rings]
- What is wrong with...

Yes, that's a real bell!

[sighs]

All right, open your clue.

[beeping]

[beeping]

[whispers]
Psst, hey. Tammy, over here.

Hey, I just wanted to say that
I'm sorry for losing my cool
with you before.

Hug it out?

Oh, uh, fine.

Sweet, now since
we're all friendly,

any chance you want to
help your old school out,

prove that you really are
Empire material by like,

texting us your answers?

You mean cheat?

If that's what
you want to call it,

it's just, you know,
you always were
our secret w*apon.

[chuckles]
Good luck winning without me.

"There's no turning back
once you've started down

the slippery slope,
the tallest in Malibu."

- It's at the waterpark.
- Wait, are you sure?

What?
Now you don't trust me?

- We do, but...
- We better do something.

They're already moving.

To the camper!

[honking]

[all chanting]
Water park! Water park!

[Ken groans]

Here it is.

Tammy was right.

Told you I was good at this.

I can't believe
they got here first.

Whatever.

The next clue is at the beach,
Look Out Point.

Let's go.

"A place to see
the sea sharply."

Anyone would've gotten that.

- Yeah!
- Yeah, we're so smart!

- That's right.
- All right!

Apparently,
they just got it, too.
Let's roll.

[beeping]

Hmm. It's the stables.
It's gotta be.

[cheering]

Stables, yeah!

This is getting weird.

Every time we get the answer,
they do that.

Maybe they have
a mind reading device.

More likely, they have a mole.

Right. [laughs]
Cause a furry rodent
is so much more likely

to be telling them our answers.
They don't even speak.

Oh, wait.
You mean like the spy kind.

Why are you all looking at me?

Well, you did cheat when
you competed against Barbie

- on that baking game show.
- Guys, Tammy wouldn't do that.

She's one of us now.

She practically figured out
all the answers for us.

Right, Tammy?
Tammy?

For your information,
Warren asked me to cheat,
and I said no.

And you know what else?
I should've said yes.

[tearfully] I knew
you'd never be real friends.

Tammy, wait!

What are you doing?

Look. This was on your shirt.

[whispers]
It's a bug.

Like an insect?

Oh! The spy kind again.

I'm sensing a theme here.

Shh.

Warren!

I can't believe.

Give me that!

Wait, wait, wait.

If they want to hear
what we're up to,

I say let's give 'em
a story worth hearing.

[chuckles]
I'm in.

[rooster crows]

Oop, pardon me, Duchess.

The last piece.

[beeping]

What language is that?

Latin. But I don't know
what it means.

Who's got a translator
on their phone?

It means
"the spirit of friendship
will always ring true."

[neighs]

What? I like languages.

But we still don't know
where it's telling us to go.

I do. And now I know where
to tell Warren to go.

[clears throat]

The spirit of friendship,
hmm, oh,

isn't the Friend Ship
the name of that boat

that gives tourists
rides up the coast?

I think
you're thinking of the...
[groans]

Right. The Friend Ship.

Oh, that boat.

[Teresa] Let's go.

Yeah!

The inscription,
it's a match.

[speaking Latin]

"The spirit of friendship
will always ring true."

How did you know
that was there?

Let's just say I spent a lot
of time looking inside

when it was my turn
to clean it last year.

Do the honors?

Together?

Wait, what am I saying?

- I'm a winner! [laughs]
- [bell rings]

- [cheering]
- We did it! We won!

Oh, come on,
you gotta turn back.

I got a final in the morning!

Yeah, they made it back.
Eventually.

Hopefully a little wiser
about the downside of cheating.

And the rest of us,
we're just super proud to be
the keepers of the victory bell!

Until next year when we
get to do it all over again.

Now that's it, I'm pretty sure.

But why do I still feel like
I'm forgetting something?

[dance music playing]

[groaning]

Call it a draw?

Pizza? I'm buying.