the w*r between the autobots and the
decepticons rages are as they struggle
to retrieve the prized mini-cons beside
who wins is the side that collects the
most and if the decepticons prove
victorious then megatron and his corrupt
minicons control the universe the
earth's only chance for a peaceful
cosmos before optimus prime on the
autobots to destroy their enemy
now get ready for a new battle
transformers
interesting the star saber sword the sky
boom shield and the requiem blaster each
have their own unique powers
yet when they combine they become the
ultimate w*apon of mass destruction
but why are you telling me this sideways
because you seem to be the only
decepticon who's level-headed enough to
destroy the autobots
[Laughter]
[Music]
[Music]
come on men let's look alive we got a
w*r to win oh come on jet fire we're
working like dogs here you'll just keep
working huh hey starscream what are you
doing just standing around me help ha
this is all a waste of time jetfire i
suggest we launch an all-out att*ck
against the decepticons instead of this
mindless exercise hey we're not the
aggressors here our job is to protect
the mini cons first yeah whatever god
you're a fool no you're the fool
at this rate you'll never defeat
megatron and that's what i'm here for i
joined the autobus to bring megatron
down the minicons mean nothing to me you
haven't changed hey take it easy and
just relax jet fire and that goes for
you too star scream you understand
where you going yeah get back here
typical decepticon i know
enough chit chat ladies we've got a job
to do
sorry red alert but what about
starscream you mean star traitor don't
you get back to your stations
man hot sh*t huh
progress report how's everything going
down here
optimus
is there anything that matter hacha
well there is something
it's just that the men and i don't think
we can work with starscream and it's not
like we haven't tried
[Applause]
i guess the decepticons are programmed a
lot different than us with that in mind
hotshot don't you think that just might
be the reason we're still battling them
yeah i guess so
i think the first step we should take
with starscream is to try to understand
our differences and then we should
attempt to come to some mutual agreement
on how best to work together
[Music]
well
good now let's get back to work
[Music]
oh thrust exactly how do you propose we
capture the star saber and the sky boom
shield i have developed just the plan
for that task megatron leave everything
to me sire
[Applause]
[Laughter]
what's going on
thanks a lot for the presents
i
don't think i follow thanks for the rock
you brought back from mars yeah we never
really had a chance to say thanks big
guy and alexis figured we should throw
you you know a little appreciation party
and we even got a cake we made this for
you
[Music]
so
what is it
a handmade polishing chamois use it to
polish anything even runway for example
yeah
right even us guys help sew it together
yeah and we even have the needle pricks
to prove it so when you're gonna cut the
cake
[Music]
oh don't you like it uh no no
i wouldn't say that i mean it's very
colorful
it's just that i've never had anyone
give me a present before you can't be
serious what about on your birthday you
never got nothing
so what does one
do in a situation like this
why don't you just try saying thank you
thank you
thank you right
so give us the scoop on what it was like
up on mars dude yeah we want to hear all
about it
does anything grow up there that you can
eat without croaking on the spot hey are
there any aliens living on the red
planet well kid hey starscream how about
sharing some of the work around here by
going on surveillance duty up in the
control room
i'll never give you the autobots work
ethic well i guess you better get going
don't worry if i don't do it someone
will take care of it no big deal you
cannot be serious starscream
i mean sloughing off like that it's not
the way autobots work don't you get it
they're a team and without teamwork
nothing at all would get done around
here
hey where do you think you're going
to get a little peace and quiet
oh man what's his problem
whoa he sure is self-centered
oh this teamwork talk is starting to
make me go
soft what is that
[Music]
someone's watching
surprise
thrust thanks for coming star scream i
was so worried you wouldn't remember our
little signal i sent you on the autobots
monitor so
what's it like being a traitor
please forgive my rudeness i don't know
what came over me i must confess i too
have become rather disheartened by
megatron
[Applause]
i've had enough of your games
i agree with you that megatron has
failed to prove himself as a leader so
join with me and together we can bring
megatron down no deal thrust you are a
fool if you believe you can destroy him
with the help of those pathetic auto
boobs
hey billy i got a question you think
starscream like that shammy we gave to
him of course dummy everybody always
likes their first present don't you know
anything i guess you're right huh what's
up bud look it's starscream gee i wonder
what he's doing way out here me too
hmm
well then here's a simple question have
you considered returning to your
comrades
what back to the lunar base yes and may
i suggest your chances of overthrowing
megatron are greater from within no way
only a fool with a death wish would
return to stand before megatron and
trust me thrust i for one am not a fool
here's a simple solution bring megatron
some worthless autobot trophy and i
assure you all will be forgiven trophy
you say
something like oh i don't know the sky
boom shield perhaps it's just a thought
no
there's no hurry starscream take your
time and when you've decided you can
tell me your decision back at the lunar
base
[Applause]
oh man what was that all about fred i
don't have a clue well we gotta tell all
the others about this let's go
excellent the seed has been blended yes
your dramatic skills truly impressed me
thrust
but do you really believe you convinced
him that by joining forces with you it's
his best option to destroy megatron i do
sideways but now imagine how shocked he
would be if he only knew that you and i
had formed an alliance so with megatron
[Music]
hey
starscream what's wrong uh nothing's
wrong i have better go i've got what to
do
don't ask me why you guys but i got a
feeling something smells fishy here
[Music]
i know
why
am i doubting myself
concentrate
[Music]
oh man this totally bites i wish we
could help the autobots build the
spaceship or do something cause i'm
bored out of my mind hang in there bud
it won't be much longer why won't when
they finish building the spaceship
so do you think they'll return to
cybertron rad good question and i wonder
if they'll take us along yeah i wonder
i don't know i guess we'll just have to
wait and see if they do man that'll be a
drag they've become like our closest
friends you're right carlos but that's
never gonna happen
right huh
i'd miss you too
but let's not get all bummed out about
it okay guys yeah
hey i got it forget tomorrow and be
happy about today guys well
i think that just about does it i'm all
done over here jet fire guys we just saw
a cone-headed decepticon you mean thrust
he was just outside our base what are we
waiting for come on let's go get him
yeah baby
hang on a sec hotshot starscream chased
the creep away already starscream is my
hero you are one twisted kid what's so
wrong with a kid having a hero huh yeah
like starscream's a hero
starscream we were just talking about
you
i hope it was all good don't play dumb
with us buddy fred just told us you
drove off thrust way to cover our back
starscream oh that
yeah right i wish i'd been there to see
you in action my friend where you are
where'd you take off to
what's up with you smokescreen that's
what i came to find out i can't find the
sky boom minicons anywhere the minicons
are here hey uh that reminds me
starscream
didn't that cone-headed guy ask you to
bring the sky boom shield with you to
their moon base yeah what's up with that
anyway don't tell me you're about to
double-cross us did you hand over those
three mini-cons to them starscream
no
don't be ridiculous but you do admit you
saw him outside our base right
i just knew this would happen hold your
horses men huh
come on let's not jump to any
conclusions here starscream is on our
side don't you remember and don't forget
he's innocent unless he's proven guilty
okay starscream help me out and explain
what's up here because if you don't
let's put it this way you are so at the
creek and right now you look pretty
guilty guilty huh
i don't think it matters what i say
because you've already convicted me
but thanks for trying hotshot ah
that is not true please let's face facts
i am much different than you
i was programmed as a decepticon and i
don't apologize for that
i've tried my best to understand the way
you and the others think but i must
admit it was a failed experiment
no one said you did it we just want to
know the truth
but you can't handle the truth
what's all this ruckus
optimus sir the three sky boom shield
mini cons are missing sir
the kids told us they saw thrust outside
our base and he was insisting that
starscream delivered the sky boom shield
to their lunar base that's the story so
far sir starscream isn't saying anything
hmm
starscream explain yourself
[Music]
[Applause]
att*ck now
ready or not here we come
looks like we've got company boys i hope
you brought a parachute deceptive cause
you're going down
your wish is my command
get fired
look jet fire's taking a pounding hey
wait a minute how come starscream's not
out there helping how can you tell who's
out there fred they're kicking up too
much dust
have you made your decision
i have trust i think i'll stay put here
with bots i can trust
you disappoint me and you'll live to
regret your decision what
starscream i fully understand your
desire for revenge against megatron you
don't understand anything about me
thrust
i'll get my revenge because i have the
tools to get the job done so out of my
way or i'll slice you in half you
pathetic snake oh you talk a tough game
name your price starscream join forces
with me and together we can take down
megatron i too am a warrior on a mission
i aspire to lead the decepticons to
victory if one obstacle remains in my
way a thorn if you will and i intend to
pluck it
why are you resisting my offer you know
there is strength in numbers starscream
so shall we unite and bring down
megatron together hmm i need you
starscream
[Music]
jet fire let's power link ready when you
are optimus sir
there's no time to wait let's get busy
incoming bogey sighted and locked on
it's time to sink you for good tidal
waves
all right that's a bullseye literally
you transformed mine autobot oh man this
is getting a little too close for
comfort
okay overgrown lunkhead just keep going
boy that creeps dumber than a bar of
soap
hey who's out there
hey it's us hotshot
hey what in the world are you kids doing
way out here huh
what
dirt boss mirage downshift we've been
looking all over for you guys we thought
you might have been captured by the
decepticons we were just trying to help
out so we decided to take them for a
walk huh
sorry hotshot i guess we should have
told someone what we were doing with
them oh no i almost forgot we accused
starscream of stealing them huh
okay you guys listen up good
i need you to power link with the shield
you're gonna pay for this starscream how
dare you steal our sky boom shield
oh the sky boom shield
starscream is innocent you never stole
the minicon smoke screen they were with
the kids great i guess we all owe
starscream a giant autobot apology
it seems your friends have found what
they were looking for
why are you angry at me i only wanted to
form an alliance with you what's that we
both want megatron destroyed but why do
you insist on working against me that's
enough stop yammering
why can't i
destroy him
and we even got a cake
the decision is yours
you can either become soft and forget
your glorious heritage or you can join
me
and if you decide the latter it is only
a matter of time until we drink from the
cup of victory you must choose but i
suggest you choose wisely
your childish blathering annoys me
starscream you are a decepticon now act
like one
destroy all autobahn hang in there
optimus the sky boom shield's on its way
well
heads up optimus
[Music]
i don't believe it it worked it actually
worked starscream bought it
oh and don't think i'll forget about
your little moment of insubordination
starscream
good work smokescreen what
optimus sir
starscream
[Music]
i don't know if this is the right choice
i have made my
decision well
what is it
i must do everything there is in my
power to bring megatron down
and i swear i will crush him personally
[Music]
goodbye kids
and thanks i'll never forget you
i can't believe this
starscream
why starscream why
[Music]
[Music]
01x37 - cr*ck
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The "Unicron Trilogy" is so-named for the major role that the chaos bringer Unicron plays in each of the three series that comprise it.
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The "Unicron Trilogy" is so-named for the major role that the chaos bringer Unicron plays in each of the three series that comprise it.
1 - Armada
2 - Energon
3 - Cybertron