03x06 - Space

[bunniefuu]

[♪♪♪]

NARRATOR:

Our worlds are in danger!

To save them and the galaxy,

we must find

the four Cyber Planet Keys

before the Decepticons

can use them for evil.

It is our mission.

[READING ON-SCREEN TEXT]

Transform and roll out!

♪ Transformers ♪

♪ More than meets the eye ♪

♪ Autobots, Decepticons

Go ♪

♪ Transformers

Robots in disguise ♪

♪ Transformers

Transformers, go ♪

NARRATOR:

The Autobots wage their battle

to destroy the evil forces

of the Decepticons.

♪ Transformers, go ♪

♪ Transformers ♪

BUD:

Aw, Hotshot's outta here

and so is Red Alert.

They're both toolin' around

space, and I'm stuck here.

Aw. What a drag.

Is something wrong,

Master Bud?

I'm not a master,

I told you that.

Right, sorry, Bud-Dude.

What if I went into space

with you guys?

Huh? You're human,

we could never do that!

Never say "never" to me!

Picture the Bud-man

as Space Dude numero uno!

Not your typical superhero.

He's got style, attitude

and no limits!

That's it, I've just

gotta go into space!

Eh?



Right now!

Slow down! You humans

are so impatient.

SCATTERSHOT:

Is your neural net

malfunctioning?

You don't think I'm gonna take

this boy into space?

JOLT:

Not into space exactly,

just a ride on the big

invisible Space Bridge.

No way, that's a big negatory,

negative, no. Forget it.

[SIGHS]

Why don't you think of him

as a human ambassador

on a goodwill visit.

A goodwill what?

JOLT:

When humans and Cybertronians

join hands across the cosmos,

that's a goodwill visit.

And you could make it

happen, sh*t!

"Join hands across

the cosmos," huh?

You know... I think I like

the sound of that!

[GASPS]

All right!

[ALARM BLARING]

[♪♪♪]

[GASPS]

SCATTERSHOT:

Remember my instructions,

Bud.

Use your safety equipment.

Space can be very dangerous,

but if you're careful,

it's amazing.

JOLT:

He's the first human boy

who's ever gone into space.

Good luck, Bud-Dude!

BUD:

So this is like a space-highway,

only no one can see it but us.

SCATTERSHOT:

They say "the sky's the limit,"

but we're goin' higher than

the sky itself! Let's fly!

BUD:

Whoa, how cool is this?

[BUD LAUGHS]

[♪♪♪]

HOTSHOT:

So this is Speed Planet!

The name says it all!

[♪♪♪]

HOTSHOT:

This is my kind of place!

Well, it's unique,

I'll say that much.

Hmm...but what's

the point?

What?



These roads twist and turn

for no reason.

It's completely frivolous.

What kind of people would

design roads like that?

Fast people.



Hmm?

HOTSHOT:

Giant ramps and hairpin turns.

This whole place is built for

racing! It's like paradise.

[ENGINES WHINING]

Whoa...

And you want to race

in paradise, don't you?

Yeah... I mean, no!

We have strict orders

from Optimus Prime.

We cannot race

with the locals.

We shouldn't

even talk to them!

How come everyone thinks

I'm gonna mess up

just cause I like

to drive fast?

I'd never break

Optimus's orders.

See that you don't.

This mission is crucial.

We've got to find

the Cyber Planet Key

before Megatron gets it.

Now let's go!

HOTSHOT:

Hey, if I can't race the locals,

I can always race you!

Eat my dust!

JETFIRE:

Scattershot! Come in!

Scattershot!

Huh? Scattershot,

where've you b--? Oh.

Hey, big guy.

What's the problem?

Scattershot's gone.

I think he went into space.

But why would he do that?

LORI [CHUCKLES]:

You know Scattershot.

Where's everyone else?

Hot sh*t and Red Alert

are on Speed Planet.

Optimus and Vector Prime have

gone to the British Isles

to search for the Omega Lock

at a secret Druid site.

They think the answer could be

there, amid the ancient ruins.

Nothing so far, Vector.

Don't give up. Please!

'Course nobody

asked us to go.

I bet Bud's there

as usual.

We don't know where Bud is.



That's weird.

He said after school he was

planning to come straight here.

BUD:

Uh, did you see the gauges?

We're getting lots

of solar radiation!

SCATTERSHOT:

The sun's intense

in the stratosphere,

but don't worry, my climate

controls will keep you cool.

BUD:

Good, 'cause I didn't bring

any sunscreen. Did you?

SCATTERSHOT:

Uh, that stuff doesn't really

work on my titanium casing.

Now, we're gonna

enter space soon.

You sure you really want

to do this, Bud?

Hey, are you kidding?

Bring it on!

You got it, partner!

[♪♪♪]

OVERRIDE:

This is why I'm the top

speedster on Speed Planet!

Everyone here is fast,

but I'm the fastest!

I just wish I had some serious

competition once in a while.

Whoa, who's that?

This guy thinks he's cool.

Let's see how cool he is

when I charge straight at him!

One more second,

and I'd have knocked you down

like a bowling pin!

Hm! Keep dreamin'.

What's your name?

Why don't you tell me

your name first?

You're obviously not

from around here.

I'm Megatron.

I'm looking for Override,

the leader of this planet.

You found her, tough guy.

[THINKING]

Hmm...this is going

to be interesting.

I better not

underestimate her power.

I am here for

the Cyber Planet Key,

so tell me, where is it?

Oh, looking for

the Cyber Planet Key.

You'd have to race me

for that info.

All too easy.

[♪♪♪]

Megatron, transform!

[ENGINE REVVING]

Call it!

Three...two...one.

Burn rubber!

Catchin' air!

Now, this is a race!

Hip-hop! Ha, ha!

Time to leave you

in the dust.

OVERRIDE:

I don't think so!

Straightaway!

Almost home!

Burn it!

That all you've got?

Cyber Key Power!

Now you're mine!

What? I thought

you were history.

You thought wrong!

We'll see about that!

[LAUGHS SINISTERLY]

Who won?

I was first.

[THINKING]

Hmm. She must've cheated.

I never lose.

Hey, big guy.



What is it?

If you've got something to say,

spit it out.

Uh, that Planet Key thing?

Never heard of it. Got no idea

what you're lookin' for.

I just wanted

to race, you know.

Hm. And now you're curious.

I'll tell you about the key

if you can outrace me again.

Let me know

when you want a rematch.

Hm. Any time.

[♪♪♪]

Autobots may vanish

into thin air,

but human boys

don't do that.

I'm not saying

he vanished,

it's just that Master Bud--

I mean, Bud-Dude, is not here.

Where is he?

Uh, somewhere with

a nice view.

Huh?



Huh?

Nice view! You know,

there was a scene like this

in Mutants from Beyond.

That's a movie.

This is real life.

Yeah, what's your point?

Hey, space

has zero gravity.

I should be able to fly here.

Right? Huh?

No. We put a gravity field

in here.

The Transway is more

functional that way.

But I wanna fly!

Next, you'll want a playground

on the moon. Huh?

[♪♪♪]

There's somethin' out there.

It's them,

Starscream and Thundercracker!

[GASPS]

It was a good try,

but we hit

another dead end,

Vector Prime.

We must persevere.

If our enemies find

the Cyber Planet Key first,

it will be a disaster!

[GROANS]



What's that?

It's the last thing

you'll ever see, Prime!

We're taking you out now!

Both of you!

Pulse att*ck!

[GROANS]

Hey! We've gotta get outta

here. Scattershot!

It's too late!

[BOTH SCREAMING]

CRUMPLEZONE:

You raced against Override?

Wow, did you win?

MEGATRON:

Never mind.

She doesn't know anything

about the Cyber Planet Keys,

so it doesn't matter.

RANSACK:

In other words, you lost.

[GRUMBLES]

CRUMPLEZONE:

Hey, how 'bout Breakdown?

Who's that?



Just an old pile of wreckage.

He's been around forever.

He might know about

those piano keys.

They're Cyber Planet Keys!



Whatever.

Maybe we can shake him down,

get some info.

If we shake him,

he'll fall apart.

Track him down

at once!

Right!



Right!

Find out what he knows.

Use any means necessary.

Now move out!

STARSCREAM:

Get Vector Prime!

[GROANS]



THUNDERCRACKER: Got him!

Optimus Prime,

Massive att*ck Mode!

[♪♪♪]

Starscream, Transform!

Cyber Key Power!

Prepare for battle! Argh!

OPTIMUS:

Come and get it!

Cyber Key Power!

We have to turn up the heat

on these jokers, now!

You got that right. I'll call

Jetfire back at the base.

He'll coordinate

the air strike.

Jetfire, we got some bad

company. Requesting backup.

JETFIRE:

Deploy!

COBY [MOCKINGLY]:

"Coby and Lori, you stay here

and watch the base."

[NORMALLY]

Great. You know,

maybe we could

help out sometime

if they'd let us.

That reminds me. Where'd Bud

and Scattershot go anyway?

You said it's somewhere

with a view.

Hey, hey!



Well, that is-- I, uh--

Where is he?

In space.



Huh?

BOTH:

He's in space?

What do you mean?



He wanted to see space,

and he seemed upset

when I said no

so I finally said yes, and I

talked Scattershot into it.

So he got to go,

and we didn't?

That's not the point.

They should be back here!

I better do

a quick triangulation.

Let's see if I can find

the algorithm for this.

There it is.

[♪♪♪]

[BOTH GASP]

BUD:

I said I wanted to fly,

not float in space

till the end of time.

Hang in there, partner.

Now, don't worry.

They've got enough oxygen.

They're gonna be just fine.

For awhile.

Awhile?

How long awhile?

About, uh...

minutes.

That's all the time

they've got?

Jetfire, we've got

an emergency situation!

What is it?

LORI:

Bud's in the Space Bridge,

and he's running out of air!



I'm on it!

[♪♪♪]

[GRUNTS]

Optimus! You must help Jetfire!

I'll stay here and fight!

Right!

Now!

[YELLS]

You're not going anywhere!

SCATTERSHOT:

I should never have

brought you out here.

BUD:

You were just

trying to be nice.

No matter what happens now,

I experienced something

that other kids only dream

about. Thanks, Scattershot.

[BUD GASPS]



What's the matter, Bud?

I think I'm running out of air.

You see, we humans...

we need to breathe oxygen.

This is all my fault!

I'm a worthless excuse

for a mini-con!

Let's stop talking

and start doing.

Doing? Uh, doing what?

We can begin

by transforming.

You can transform?

Huh?

BOTH:

No, you can!

Oh, right!

[♪♪♪]

JOLT: Ready to fly?



Yeah!

Let's do it!

I see something.

It's Jetfire.

Stay right there, Bud.

I've got you.

[GASPS]



Huh?

[ALL YELL]

Gah! Hold on!

We can't stand this much heat!

COBY:

What happened?

They got hit by a satellite.

They entered the atmosphere.

If we don't catch them,

they'll burn up!

COBY:

What about their heat shield?

It's maxed out!

You've got to save them, Coby!

JOLT:

I'm trying to intercept them,

but where are they?

COBY [GASPS]:

There they are!

JOLT:

All right, hang on!

Eat plasma!



[GRUNTS]

Optimus! Can you bring them

down to ground level?

Then we can

take over!

I see your point. Let's go!

Right!

We've got 'em on the run.

Now let's finish it!

Yee-haw!

Here they come!



I'm ready!

It's a trap.



What do you mean?

Two Autobots at ground level

who think I'm stupid enough

to get caught.

Circle around and strafe.

I'll take these fools

head on.

LANDMINE:

What?

Look out!

[BOTH GROAN]

[LAUGHS]

What a cryin' shame!

Caught in your own rat trap!

That punk! I'll take him

apart! Argh!

Cyber Key Power!

[♪♪♪]

Slam att*ck!

[YELLS]

Hey, stay away from me!

Sorry, amigo, I didn't mean

to crash into you--

Shut up, you idiot!

Time to retreat.

[BOTH GROANING]

Jetfire, hurry!

JETFIRE:

I'm there!

It's-- It's going to

burn through.

COBY: Bud!



[GASPS]

Coby! Is-- Is that you?

Hang on!

That thing's moving fast!

BUD:

Optimus!

I can do it!

[GRUNTING]

They vanished!

I think I know why.

[GASPS]

Wha--?

We're...

back at the base.

COBY:

Which is where you were

supposed to be all along.

Coby! Yeah! Yeah!



Who'd you think?

But how'd we get here?

You know how Vector Prime

goes through dimension gates?

He's been teaching us

to do it too.

Mini-cons can only go through

mini-dimension-gates,

but that was enough

to get you back. Get it?

Uh.

Anyway, a hearty welcome home,

Master Bud.

Uh, I mean, Bud-Dude.

[♪♪♪]

We're supposed to find

the Cyber Planet Key,

but we can't ask the locals,

or let 'em know we're here.

Right.



Then how can we possibly--

Let it be a challenge.

Okay?

DIRT BOSS:

Cyber Key Power!

Sweet.



Did you see the color?

Yeah, it's like, purple.

No, not the car.

I'm talking about

the color of the Cyber Key.

Our keys come in different

colors, but on this planet,

they're all exactly

the same.

Whatever.

Yeah, all right!

Woo-hoo!

Who's that?

[BOTH WHOOPING, EXCLAIMING]

BOTH:

Huh?

Get out of here,

you hooligans!

Yeah, b*at it!

They're in trouble!



We can't interfere.

Remember, we're not allowed

to interact with the beings

on this planet,

period, Hotshot!

Hey, you already

told me that!

But your audio receptors

are malfunctioning.

As a doctor,

I must caution you.

[GRUNTS]

I've had enough of this!

Cyber Key Power!

[♪♪♪]

Crumplezone, Transform!

Ransack, Transform!

Hey, Crumplezone,

looks like this old guy

wants to play hardball!

Good! I like to play too,

but I play for keeps!

[CHUCKLES]

I'm thinkin'

Iron Whirlwind att*ck.

A Double Pile-Driver would

be a lot more fun.

[WHIMPERING]

Leave him alone!

Slag off!



[GRUNTS]

No!

They're thugs!

That's it!

BOTH:

Cyber Key Power!

When we're all done

with youse guys,

you'll be ready

for the wrecking yard!

CRUMPLEZONE:

Start the slam-fest!

[BOTH LAUGH]

BOTH:

Hmm?

You okay?

Yeah, I think so.

How 'bout you?

[GULPS]

Maybe not.

You went directly against

Optimus Prime's orders, Hotshot!

You've jeopardized

our entire mission!

I had to protect them,

but I--

I-- Oh, what have I done?

♪ Transformers ♪

♪ More than meets the eye ♪

♪ Autobots, Decepticons

Go ♪

♪ Transformers

Robots in disguise ♪

♪ Transformers

Transformers, go ♪

NARRATOR:

The Autobots wage their battle

to destroy the evil forces

of the Decepticons.

♪ Transformers, go ♪

♪ Transformers ♪