03x42 - City

[bunniefuu]

[♪♪♪]

NARRATOR:

Our worlds are in danger!

To save them and the galaxy,

we must find

the four Cyber Planet Keys

before the Decepticons

can use them for evil.

It is our mission.

[READING ON-SCREEN TEXT]

Transform and roll out!

♪ Transformers ♪

♪ More than meets the eye ♪

♪ Autobots, Decepticons

Go ♪

♪ Transformers

Robots in disguise ♪

♪ Transformers

Transformers, go ♪

NARRATOR:

The Autobots wage their battle

to destroy the evil forces

of the Decepticons.

♪ Transformers, go ♪

♪ Transformers ♪

We've found

the Atlantis, team,

but rescuing Bud and the

Mini-Cons might not be easy.

We must be ready

for anything.

[AUTOBOTS AFFIRM]

[♪♪♪]

Oh, man.

Never mix Energon and--

Huh? The ship!

We're gonna crash!

We already crashed,

thanks to your incompetence.

Well, I, uh...got us here

in one piece, didn't I?

Apparently. Now go find me

some Energon so I-- What?

We're under att*ck!

Get us out of here!

It'll take a few minutes

to get everything back online.

Huh?

The Autobots are here?

How did they survive the rift?

I'm still too drained

to fight.

Sideways!

Go and get rid of them!

Oui, mon capitaine!

[THINKING]

Ooh! That pompous twit! Unh!

I'm supposed to fight off--

Ooh!

Ugh! Fight off the Autobots

while he just sits and--

[GROANS]

Why me?

[RUMBLING IN DISTANCE]

[GASPING]

Huh?

Hey, Jolt?

Ugh. Bud! Are you okay?

I guess that all depends

on where we are.

Well, I think

the ship's landed.

Landed where?

Maybe we're

on Gigantion!

[CHIMING]

What?

[♪♪♪]

Well, wherever we are,

we're not alone!

Uh...

What are we sh**ting at?

Looks like nobody's home!

Okay, Sideways.

Here goes nothing!

Wha--? Hey, come back here!

Disrespect me, will you?

I'm supposed to be the one

pulling everybody's

strings here!

Oh, man, he seems

pretty cheesed.

You wanna power up

and get rid of him?

Let's go.

And you didn't think

our link-up would work!

I'll admit,

it has come in handy

on more than one occasion.

[♪♪♪]

Sonic Wing Mode!

No time for your tricks,

Sideways!

Good!

I'm not in a tricky mood!

Well, looks like they'll keep

Sideways occupied.

Right!

Now let's go find Bud!

Right!

Yeah!

Right!

[♪♪♪]

Sounds like it's coming

from the ceiling.

It's in the ventilation system!

[♪♪♪]

[ALL GASP]

Run for it!

I think it's one of those

Scrapmetal thingies!

But what's

it doing here?

Hey, bro!

It ate Coby?

Coby's here!

Sorry about that.

The cockpit sticks.

Coby! You came!

Of course I did.

We're a family, right?

Oh, man, I always knew

you'd rescue me.

I just never dreamed

you'd do it in such a cool way!

Huh?

You don't think

I'm cool?

Not that cool!

[♪♪♪]

This guy is really

getting on my nerves!

Time to take him

out of the game!

Mother!

Hold that note.

Yoink!

So, as usual,

in the end, the only one

I can depend on is myself.

What's our status?

SCATTERSHOT:

No sign of Starscream,

but lookie here

what the cat dragged in!

Or should I say,

what the Coby dragged in!

Thanks, you guys!

Glad to help, but it was Coby

who saved the day!

Nice work, Coby!

[CHUCKLES]

I hate to interrupt,

but about this

ominous rumbling sound

we've been hearing...

Don't worry,

Red Alert.

This ship's too damaged

to take off.

SCATTERSHOT:

I don't think Starscream's

trying to take off.

It looks like

he's using the engines

to charge up

the main g*n turrets!

Starscream's gonna unleash

a world of hurt on us, y'all!

Everyone! We need to evacuate

the surrounding area--

QUICKMIX:

There's no need for all that!

Just get yourselves clear.

I'll take care of this!

There's a lot of hard work that

goes into a city like this,

and I'll not let some

ratchet-headed outworlder

turn it to rubble!

[♪♪♪]

Ah, man!

Stand clear, now!

Go on, unless

you want cement shoes!

Right! Well, you heard the man!

Let's give him some room!

Now to sit back

and enjoy the fireworks.

Farewell, Autobots!

[CHIMING]



Hmm...turrets not moving?

BUD:

Jeez Louise!

Look at all that cement!

COBY:

Where's it all coming from?

It's like the road repair

machines on Velocitron!

Hard as a rock,

quick as a wink!

I'd like to see this Starscream

chip his way out of that!

[♪♪♪]

That's got her. Phew!

Another job well done, lad!

Slag!

[♪♪♪]

Bud, it's good

to have you back.

Hey, thanks, Big Bot!

Thank you for rescuing us,

Optimus Prime!

[CHIMES]

So my favorite brother...



What?

Coby. Be serious!

BUD & LORI:

When are you gonna build me

a giant robot suit?

Well, I really only had enough

parts for one of them...

The Autobots blew up

hundreds of those things!

Just one suit?

Come on, Coby!

My bad!

Did you have a hand in this,

Scattershot?

Well, it seemed like

a good idea at the time.

But it was Coby

who did all the work.

I just helped out by translating

some old wiring diagrams!

COBY: But check this out!

Huh?

Hmm?

Here it goes!

[ALL EXCLAIMING]

Sweet!

I agree!

We left all the armor and

motion data intact, Optimus,

but we disabled all of

the on-board weapons systems.

Those things

are mighty dangerous.

Right. Safety first.

But, there's one more thing,

everyone.

ALL:

Huh?

You might want to try shouting

"transform" when you do that.

It'll really get you

psyched up!

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

Right! I'll remember that!

[ALL LAUGHING]

[♪♪♪]

And one more thing,

just so there's no confusion.

Wow! The symbol!

I want everybody to see the kind

of people I have on my team!

Welcome to the Autobots, Coby.

COBY:

Thanks.

Whoa! My brother!

[STOMACH GROANS]

Bud?



Huh?

Try this. My mom baked us

some tasty oatmeal cookies!

Cookies? Oh, yes!

[LAUGHS]

Sweet!

I guess we should have

brought along some milk!

Or at least

kidnapped a cow!

[ALL LAUGH]

Well, I hate to be

a wet blanket,

but we have

a lot of work to do.

[♪♪♪]

SCATTERSHOT:

That data drive Coby found

has a lot of data on it.

There are at least

four main routes

leading to the primary layer,

where the Cyber Planet Key lies.

No way to be sure which

route is the best one.

So then we just

pick one at random

and see where it takes us.

We gotta start somewhere.

Suppose we pick wrong and

Galvatron gets there first?

Oh, yeah...



VECTOR: Then we have no choice.

Despite the danger involved,

we'll have to break up

into search teams.

I suggest we maintain constant

communication with each other

in case Galvatron attempts

to att*ck one of our teams.

But if Galvatron

att*cks us...

There's no way another search

team could get there in time.

We'll need another backup team

stationed on the ship

in case of serious trouble.

Jetfire!

Yes, sir!

Assemble the teams.

Right away, chief!

[♪♪♪]

[THINKING]

I must ration my energies,

expending just enough to

keep the black hole in check.

Though this monstrous anomaly

threatens countless worlds,

it is all I can do

to hold back the chaos

until the Autobots return

with the Cyber Planet Keys.

The fate of the universe

lies with them.

[♪♪♪]

SIDEWAYS:

You've got great timing,

Soundwave,

that's all I can say.

If you hadn't yanked me

out of there,

I'd be melted

into slag!

That's how we roll.

Or have you forgotten

the ways of our people?

Soundwave--

For real, Sideways.

Don't forget why we're here.

No. I won't forget.

All right, here's

the best data we have.

Three of these routes

are fairly clear,

so there shouldn't be

any problem getting through.

The fourth route's

a little trickier,

so team four has

a little more muscle.

Here's the roster.

Search Team One:

Wing Saber, Override, and Lori.

Search Team Two:

Leobreaker, Snarl, and myself.

Team Three is

Cybertron Defense Force:

Scattershot,

Hotshot, and Red Alert.

Search Team Four: Metroplex,

Optimus, and Vector Prime,

along with Bud

and the Mini-Cons.

The Backup Team:

Quickmix, Evac,

Landmine, and Coby

will coordinate from

onboard the ship.

[♪♪♪]

Autobot teams, roll out!

ALL:

Team One. Rolling!

ALL:

Team Two. Rolling!

ALL:

Team Three. Rolling!

ALL:

Team Four. Rolling!

ALL:

Team Four. Rolling!

BUD:

How does "Team Bud" sound?

ALL:

Backup Team standing by!

Good luck, you guys,

be careful!

[♪♪♪]

Naw, that Optimus Prime just

got in a lucky punch, that's--

You probably ain't used

to the new powers just yet,

that's totally

understandable.

I felt the same very way

when I was reborned.

Anything we can do

to help, boss,

you just say the word,

okay?

Hmph. Find the Key.

Right! Find the Key!

Consider it found!

Let's go!



Find the Key!

CRUMPLEZONE:

We're Key finders!

What? I'm findin' that Key!

They've got ambition,

I'll give 'em that much.

Heh. Simpletons.

Those clowns couldn't find

their tailpipes with both hands.

But if Big Boss Galvatron

wants the Key,

then I'm just the girl

to find it for him!

Hmph.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

And this is the only way through

here, Bud? Are you're sure?

Unless you can transform

into little-kid mode,

you'll have to

trust Jolt and me!

[LAUGHS]

Little-kid mode!

Charges in place!

Right! Okey-dokey, Optimus!

It looks like

we're all ready down here!

OPTIMUS:

All right, Bud.

You and Jolt be careful!

Will do, boss!

Fire in the hole!

Well, not subtle,

but it did the trick!

[CHUCKLES]

Ugh! Such a lot

of bother!

And who would be leaving

this place in such a state?

[LAUGHS]

Hey, weren't you the guys

who sealed it off?

[CHUCKLES]

I guess we were at that,

laddie!

[ALL LAUGH]

Well, it's certainly

not sealed anymore!

All right, Jolt, let's have

another look at that map data.

Sure thing, Optimus!

Here's our position.

It looks like there's

one more sealed chamber

between us

and the next old city.

Right!

Then we'd better get going!

BUD:

Awesome! Cyber Planet Key,

here we come!

So they've got a map...



Straight to the Key?

[♪♪♪]

I think this is the seal.

Yeah, I guess so!

[ALL GASP]

Words fail me!

[♪♪♪]

Oh, it's just a door!

Do they not have doors

where you come from?

[STRAINING]

BOTH:

Whoa!

[BOTH GASP]

[♪♪♪]

How awesome!

[LAUGHS]

It's amazing!

I don't understand.

Aren't we still underground?

How could that be?

I can still see the sky!

Aye! A neat trick, that!

That's not the sky,

it's the ceiling!

Complete with ,

holographic transducers!

Really?

It's a convincing illusion!

I've seen such projections

before, Optimus,

but never on

such a grand scale!

Right, but no time

for sight-seeing. Jolt?

Right!

I think the map-- Ah!

Jolt!



Who's that?

[BOTH CACKLING]

It's the terrible

twosome!

The masters

of disaster!

Barons of bad!

Dukes of Doom!

BOTH:

The villains from Velocitron!

[GRUNTING]

BOTH:

We're not done!

My name's Crumplezone,

and this is my partner.

BOTH:

Ransack!

How's that for an entrance?

It stinks!

If it's a b*at-down

you're lookin' for,

I'll be happy to oblige!

Whoops!

[LAUGHS]

Little too slow there,

wide load!

Bouncy, bouncy!

[LAUGHING] Whoops-a-daisy!



Whoo! Got him!

Think fast!



Whoa! Almost!

Hey, cut it out, you guys!

I can't fly with

this data pack on!

Alley-oop!

[JOLT SCREAMING]



Stop squirming!

We'd better put

a stop to this.

Right.

[BOTH LAUGH]

So start sh**ting,

tough guys!

Blast! They know

we can't fire back,

or we'd risk hitting Jolt!

Man, you are a lousy sh*t!

Me?



[BOTH SHOUT]

Stand still, you wee scurries!

How can we stop them?

Oh, snap!

Coby! Can you hear me?

[♪♪♪]

[GRUNTS]

Coby! Here you go, lad.

Though I do not know

what you'll do with 'em!

Oh, you'll find out

soon enough.

You guys just leave

everything to me.

I can take care of those

sprocketheads, no problem.

There's nothing I can do

for the little guy?

I'll handle Ransack

and Crumplezone.

You guys keep an eye out

for real trouble!

Eh. You're the boss.

Just be careful out there.

I will.

[♪♪♪]

You're a stubborn lad,

young Coby.

And a brave one too.

Thanks, Quickmix.

I'll be back in a flash.

Don't do anything

cool without me!

I wouldn't dream

of it, kid.

[♪♪♪]

[BOTH LAUGHING]

You bored yet?



Heck, no!

Me neither!

[RANSACK CACKLING]

CRUMPLEZONE:

Hey! The sky is falling!

Sheesh.

[♪♪♪]

[THINKING]

Hang on, Jolt. I'm on my way.

[♪♪♪]

We are Decepticons,

couldn't be prouder!

If you can't hear us,

we'll yell a little louder!

Ooh, so close!

COBY:

All right, you two!

Drop the Mini-Con!

Wha--?



Huh?

BOTH:

Hey, who said that?

COBY:

As far as

you two are concerned,

I'm your worst nightmare!

BOTH:

Galvatron?

No, you blockheads!

I'm Coby Hansen of Earth!

ALL: Coby!



My brother!

So now the kid's a robot?

Yeah, and he looks like

a Scrapmetal!

I hate those things!

I think the kid's

inside there!

Huh? Really? Ew!

Maybe I'll scrap you for parts!

Here goes!

Coby-bot, transform!

[♪♪♪]

Yeah!

Nicely done, Coby!

Indeed!



Aye!

[SHOUTING]

Rocky Mountain Fastball!

What the heck is that?

I don't know. Huh?

BOTH:

Huh?

[BOTH LAUGH]

BOTH:

Is that all you got?

Coby is a weenie.

Hey. I can't move.

[GRUNTS]

Okay, Optimus!

Coby! What is that stuff?

COBY:

Just some of Quickmix's

instant cement!

Those guys aren't

going anywhere!

[CHUCKLES] I see!



Pull, Ransack! Pull!

And rip my leg off?

Hello.



Hello.

I believe you have

a friend of mine?

A friend of yours?

I didn't know.

Wow! Optimus, am I glad

to see you! Ah!

Jolt!



Whoops! I guess he slipped!

You better go rescue

your friend, big guy!

[JOLT SCREAMS]

Hey, look what I caught!

I ought to go fishing

around here more often.

[SIGHS]

I need a vacation.

Now, then...

[BOTH WHIMPERING]

What's it going to take

to keep you out of my sight?

Here, Optimus!

Teach 'em a lesson!

Hmm. Maybe you're right.

but first...

[♪♪♪]

There we go.

Now I hope you two don't think

this is a tad excessive.

BOTH:

N-n-no, sir!

That's good. After all,

I'm trying to be fair.

[BOTH WHIMPERING]

Now, this is gonna hurt me

a lot more than it hurts you...

[BOTH SCREAMING]

Why us, Ransack?

It's the wheel of fate,

my friend!

BOTH:

It ran right over us!

Grand Slam! Oh, yeah!

[♪♪♪]

LANDMINE:

Sure hope you didn't mind us

taggin' along, Coby!

We didn't want to miss

anything cool, either!

We got bored.

Ain't that the truth!

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

I need more bots like you!

Huh?



Huh?

[LAUGHS]

Coby, come on! Get busy!

You heard the man!

You gotta make me another

transforming robot suit!

Come on! I'll even help you!

We'll do it together!

COBY:

Bud! Come on!

If I make you one,

then I'll have to make one

for Lori, too...

BUD:

Fine! But make mine first!

You got that?

LANDMINE:

Be careful what you wish for,

Optimus!

OPTIMUS:

Me and my big mouth!

COBY:

Please, you're not even

old enough to drive!

BUD:

This is another universe!

Earth laws don't apply!

Come on, man!

[ALL LAUGH]

♪ Transformers ♪

♪ More than meets the eye ♪

♪ Autobots, Decepticons

Go ♪

♪ Transformers

Robots in disguise ♪

♪ Transformers

Transformers, go ♪

NARRATOR:

The Autobots wage their battle

to destroy the evil forces

of the Decepticons.

♪ Transformers, go ♪

♪ Transformers ♪