06x01 - The Reformatting

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foreign

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so

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uh

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i don't know who you are

but if it's a fight you're looking for

optimus maximize

what's happening to me

what can't i transform

system error system errors

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uh

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this is

you might tell me what's going on here

one minute we're heading home to

cybertron next thing you know these

yo-yos are using me for target practice

you don't remember either there must be

some kind of virus causing a memory

glitch oh you want to see a glitch check

this out

i know i can't transform either we'll

figure it out later right now we just

have to keep moving

oh no wait this red's dessert this

titanium reinforced ship

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survives

this way

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spot

move it or lose it guys i can't play

blind man's bluff forever

hey you just slagged your own guy that's

deep freeze cold

brains

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did i miss something this is cybertron

right our home planet i mean why would

our own kind sh**t at us

you looked in the mirror lately our own

kind they'll recognize us in these lousy

fur coats

not a problem we just have to get to a

regeneration chamber and debug this

transforming glitch hello

we're in the middle of nowhere

it's worse than i thought

if we don't transform out of these beast

modes soon our operating systems will

shut down

permanently

so you're saying if the robo tanks don't

get us the virus will

i love having options

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everyone underground now

what makes you think it's any better

down there

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go

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oh it's you

too bad i was hoping to take some robo

tanks offline with me

black arachnia

boy am i glad to see you

yeah isn't this cozy

now we can all deactivate together

no one is deactivating my watch

impressive revival primate but unless i

miss my guest you three can't transform

at a beast

any more than i can

i give us three cycles before we all go

offline

for good

oh you sure know how to paint a pretty

picture

this way

isn't it a little late for splunking

it's no coincidence that we found each

other something's been drawing me to

each of you

and whatever it is

it's down there

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so

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this must be what's left of the earlier

cybertronian civilizations

how much further

my weapons drying up

my servos are stiffening

i think it's infusing

just hanging a little longer

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oh

where are we

nowhere

thanks to our fearless leader

nowhere

and everywhere

controlled the major optimus

give it up

there's nothing here

i

will not

give

up

oh

optimus

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a hologram

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the oracle

the oracle computer that foretold the

coming of the first transformers to

cybertron

that's what's been calling me

but that's just the legend

isn't it

and long last

and receptive spark

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optimus

initiating download sequence

you are now interfacing with the matrix

the all spark that links everyone and

everything that ever lives or ever will

live

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great transformation awaits optimus

primal

prepare to be

reformatted

remember this

the seeds of the future lie buried in

the past

to unleash the w*r you within

you must tame the beast without

seek and balance optimus prime

thanks for your

transform

and

transcend

whoa

big bud

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wouldn't the name of gouda happened to

you

if you want to survive

you must allow the oracle to reformat

you

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slick

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hey

where'd the oracle go

i don't know was anyone else getting

that buzzing

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sadly

yes

what do you say we give these new bods a

test drive

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these upgrades come with a warranty

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the siege of the future life buried in

the past

so what's that supposed to mean

i'll tell you what it means it means

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look we bought some time but we're still

toast if we can't transform of course

the seeds of the future lie buried in

the past

why do you keep saying that according to

legend the first robots who came to

cybertron had to learn how to transform

it took discipline

purity of spark

and years of practice

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we'll just have to split up and fight

with what we have

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ah

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um

uh

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you must thank the beast without

you must tame the beast without

i

am transformed

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time for some answers who sent you why

are we being targeted

awesome transformation big bot

so

what's your secret

i

understand

great that makes one of us

we all have much to learn

our training will commence at once

training

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maximal spark detected

transformation capabilities still

functional so

optimus prime and his maximals have

survived after all

see how they contaminate the perfection

of cybertron with their mongrel beast

forms

so wretched

so be shaken

so

organic

i will

destroy them

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hmm

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