01x13 - Headmaster

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to destroy

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transformers

dude

good i feel like a total noob

i mean

you're isaac someday you're the old guy

that started the whole robot revolution

thing

oh i grew up tinkering with your bots

and how i work for you it's too wild uh

oh yes well thank you

i must say i've been hearing great

things from my project managers about

this whiz kid henry masterson you have a

new research and development idea oh

yeah it totally kicks

i call it

the headmaster unit

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now say you're in battle and your w*r

runs out of a*mo

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you use the headmaster unit to grab a

new warfare

wait this part totally rocks

oh total outage the enemy gets

distracted by their own rockets

mr masterson i have told my staff time

and again we do not make m*llitary robots

or headmaster units that take over other

m*llitary robots for

for m*llitary things well i know but

this is so cool

sweet

there is nothing sweet about it that

rocket is headed for the city oh and by

the way you're fired

tell me bulkhead as the most imposing

and potentially destructive of the

autobots do you ever fear for the untold

damage you might inflict on an

unsuspecting city wait

i thought we were going to talk about

how people shouldn't be afraid of me

the that i'm as gentle as a

really gentle thing

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sorry

uh i know i may be big and crushed stuff

accidentally

but i have a sensitive side too okay we

have a situation there's a runaway

rocket heading toward downtown we're on

our way but we won't make it in time i'm

on it bus but here

sorry

uh

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guess i kind of made a mess

uh

well

i mean no more than usual

never has this reporter witness such

utter destruction such horrific carnage

as that in the wake

he's okay

see

you should be ashamed of yourself

come on i'm sure it wasn't that bad you

saved the city right after destroying

half of it

not helping

i know you need to do something creative

you know make stuff instead of break it

like knitting or cooking

or art who's art it's not a who it's a

what

art is

well it's when you create an image

because it means something to you oh

you mean like this

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hmm

okay this is

nice but

i was thinking more emotion

maybe you just gotta see it

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do

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hey we got graffiti laws in this town

you know

yeah i'm afraid i don't see the logic in

trying to reproduce an image with such

primitive tools i believe it's more

about creating something from one's

imagination like this one for instance

actually

that was an accident i had with

ratchet's blowtorch

you ask me it's all a waste of time

nobody ever saved anyone with art i'm

not trying to save anyone i'm just i

don't know

i'm trying to express how i feel

i'm guessing you were feeling anger

this stinks

i stink

i can't help anyone without destroying

half the city and

i'm no good at art

all i'm good at is breaking stuff i'm

embarrassed for anyone to even look at

this junk

hey bulkhead guess what i just booked

you an exhibition at a real art gallery

isn't that exciting

oh we don't make w*r bots oh you're so

fired oh yeah

we'll take that old man if you're too

much of a wuss to make headmaster units

i'll just have to make it myself

yeah

dude my own company that would be so

wicked sick all i need is bag loads of

cash

and about big enough to hold my

headmaster unit

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art show

what was she thinking

i don't have enough pieces for an art

show

the ones i have stinks

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total

ownage oh

oh my inking processor

what happened

hey

i feel funny

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how do you lose an entire body

especially one your size it's like

losing a planet or something

i don't know

i'm just standing there and

then i feel this the sun shocking

nothing

could this day get any worse

don't worry bulkhead the police are

already looking for your

body

we're on our way to help

bumblebee you stay here and take care of

bulkhead no problem

little buddy

oh

it just got worse

oh oh i get it

you're tired of looking up to me

now you know how i

feel whoa bowling for box that was

awesome

let's do it again ah let's not i don't

have time for this i still need to make

art pieces for my gallery show

and i don't have hands well i can help

i mean

you can do it how hard could it be

see what i tell you

your vision in my hands it's magnificent

it's inspiring

it's on fire

oh i got it no problem uh where's the

fire extinguisher attached to prime oh

okay problem well just don't sit there

give me a hand

right my bag

there uh bumblebee

i'm all for being one with my art

but this might be taking it a little too

far

i was just trying to help

you need to relax what i need is a body

all right all right

don't lose your head

when i heard what happened to bulkhead i

suspected my former employee henry

masterson might have been involved

i'm picking up residual cybertronian

energy

bulkhead's body was definitely here

well then we're on the right track

let's keep moving this place gives me

the creeps

as well it should captain if masterson

has bulkhead's body it cannot possibly

be a good thing

good news we're on the trail of

bulkhead's body we should find it

soon take your time

we found a temporary body that's working

what are you doing

i feel like i'm

running smashing through things

it's weird i knew this day would come

you finally fried your circuits

what little you had to begin with

serious bumblebee

i feel it

maybe i should check the news

i'm here on the scene of absolute

horrific carnage at the detroit solar

fusion power plant for the hawking

autobot bulkhead has gone on a

destructive rampage of unprecedented

proportion

well bulkhead the

good news is we found your body

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i can feel everything my body's doing

but i can't stop it whoa

you're like a savage warbot

listen up noobs the headmaster that's me

has just hacked your regularly scheduled

broadcast to bring you posers some real

news this solar fusion power plant is

now under my total domination you have

one hour to pay up 700 billion dollars

of the long green deliver personally on

the back of isaac some deck

or i'll cook up a power overload that'll

frag the entire state of michigan

i cranked a little bit sim for the

learning impaired

domination station

total wasteland

so pay up

or be owned

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700 billion dollars

there ain't no chump change what should

we do pay him

what

and here's how

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this is why i hate machines

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that's far enough all right step out

hands where i can see him

i'm

unarmed you don't mind if we uh attend

any potential wounded well give me the

cash and you can do whatever you want

noob it's in the truck all 700 billion

too bad you've been punked and i'm gonna

trash the city anyway and your lamo's

sunday systems with it and you wanna

know the cool part

this is just the kind of att*ck the

government will want my headmaster

warbucks to defend against

warning

power overload imminent please reset

dampening rods oh it's a smoking

business plan high demand no competition

plenty of seed money don't you want to

count your money mr masterson

make sure it's all there

hmm

i believe the phrase is total orange

noob

sneak att*ck

got that right punk

ow

take it easy on the bod

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that all you got noob

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i made some ingredients

taste my own age

grenade

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the only thing more fun than getting

toys is breaking toys fusion core

overload in 12.2 minutes we have to

replace the doubling rods

the controls are stuck

i got away with machines

bumblebee bowling for bots

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i got you buddy

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you want to play too

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this wiring is elementary

i'll have this fixed in no time

please evacuate to a safe distance

later noobs time for me to head

wrecking ball arm i bring that bozo down

my grappler

oh man

i

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um something's not right here

oh didn't i tell you every headmaster

unit comes with its own backup systems

stop him i think we have a bigger

problem

the solar fusion core is about to

overload

the only way to stop it now is for

someone to go into the fusion core and

physically put the solar darkeners back

in place that's a one-way trip nobody

could survive

human or autobot

i'll go i couldn't send anyone else in

there wait i've got an idea

but i'm gonna need a little help because

you know my head's on backwards

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this

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fusion core overload in 20 seconds

six

dampening rods reset

solar fusion core stable

all right

it's about time yeah it was all right

for a machine

see ratchet

art can save people

you think i should tell them that one

was kind of an accident what they don't

know won't hurt him i think i understand

now

art is about feeling

and this one makes me feel

proud

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