02x06 - Rise of the Constructicons

[bunniefuu]

transformers

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is

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so

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okay i'm officially bored

hey boss spot how about a cooling break

you just had one two cycles ago i'm

thirsty

look bumblebee the city needs to be

rebuilt you know as well as i do it's

partly our fault

yeah

i guess

but it's mostly their fault

these construction materials are

severely hampering our ability to fly

perhaps we should not have taken quite

so much

what's your hurry got something that

doesn't belong to you

now

remember

we've got bigger problems

now no need to panic we'll fix this

again

i mean why would they want to steal

construction supplies anyway decepticons

don't build stuff they break stuff

hopefully they won't break this overpass

again

let's call it a night autobots

bulkhead you coming

oh

oh good job

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nuts

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hey watch where you pointed that thing

shovelhead who you calling shovelhead

cement breath

my name ain't cement breath okay it's

it's uh your little name t*nk says mix

master

now that's too long just call me mix

all right you got it mix

and you can call me

square

all right that's too short how about

scrapper i like it

yeah

just name myself

so uh

what do we do now

duh we like build things all right oh

mix you're building things out of

yourself

yo scrappy you're doing it too uh we

couldn't do that before right

what think move by ourselves

i don't think so we we couldn't do any

of that stuff before do you think that

this is happening for like

a reason

uh yeah

whoa

check out the chassis on that one huh

and those tight little tail pipes your

baby over here

yeah i like you when i play hard to get

mix one part dry concrete one part water

and one part fixative so what's a part

well must be like a standard

cybertronian cubic unit

now 454 standard units make one kilo

unit so let's say you carry the three

and oh oh wait do i multiply or divide

is it supposed to do that

yes it wasn't a standard unit

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your baby honk if you love construction

workers

mix you see that

what happened

don't you remember

looks like somebody don't know fixative

from fairy dust this stuff's old

outdated totally unstable but i guess

you know that now huh

are you guys autobots

you're not decepticons are you okay

what's this guy talking about oh no his

circuits must still be scrambled or

something seriously

what are you meets me one minute with

machines doing our jobs then we get hit

by this weird light and bam we you know

whatever we are now weird light

an all-spark fragment

yeah sure all spark whatever now let's

get this mess cleaned up okay

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guys i don't know how to thank you

i'll skip it

let's go get some motor oil huh

you're gonna leave this stuff lying

around so we can blow up again

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you uh sure we should be doing this hey

we worked hard for it didn't we and

who's gonna miss a few drops of oil

anyway huh

oh good stuff

40 weight at least and not that

synthetic junk either go for it bulky

it is good

no match bulky check it out

nice

it'll be that way baby slow down show us

some brake lights

i don't think this is such a good idea

fellas

come on don't be a puny little yellow

compact

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i thought we were your friends bulky i

got lots of friends

hey

you should meet him they love you guys

that

it ain't finished till it's flat

remember

oh yeah

what's going on oh ain't that cute they

got a pet

what

who are these guys

no one you need to be spending any time

with go back to sleep it's just a dream

a really bad dream bulkhead is it really

such a good idea to bring strangers here

they're not strangers they're my friends

yeah how long did you say you knew them

okay okay

but they're good guys

i know they're not exactly gentle bots

but yo bulky catch

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scrapper big fast

hey those don't grow back overnight okay

okay that that's enough party's over oh

but we're just getting started forget

about it scrapper we'll find someplace

else

funky

yo

a bulkhead a word

i'll catch you up to you

look i i hate to say this but i don't

think you should be spending time with

those two oh give them a break prime

they've been online what two three mega

cycles tops they'll learn i'm not sure

they're capable of learning anything

other than how to pound back more motor

oil come on they help me out of a jam

remember besides it's not like they're

evil or anything

i

ever noticed that whenever says hard

work megatron's another round

i just speech synthesizer i think it's

one would take us to new heights of

glory

are you okay bro

do i look okay oh do these wing straps

make me look fat

what

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uh bad guess how about constructor bots

what's that

why that is

the quitting bell

time for everyone to pack up their

supplies and go home but

we don't got a home

then you can come with us

if you can haul these supplies for us

we cannot bring them back to the mines

megatron would never allow such a breach

of security

patient slug nut they will do our heavy

lifting for us and then we will take

them

offline

we owe you two a huge debt ah come on it

was nothing nothing a little 40 weight

motor royal couldn't make up for oh

we have something much stronger than zap

for you

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wait

i'm okay

these two might be useful to me

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whoa nice place you got here oh

echo

a little spare but roomy it's quite

temporary i assure you

hey look mix they got a pet too yes a

very clever pet

professor

show our new friends the schematic

now that's a bridge

but you know what you got a problem that

stuff we brought you won't be enough to

finish something this big

so you know what supplies would be

needed

and how to obtain them

you're funny no prayer

i knew you two would be useful

mixmaster scrapper

hey you guys want to hang out fix some

more bridges or something

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hey be my friends

are those security bots want

yeah this stuff i think you stole that

i thought you were helping somebody hey

wait a minute we were helping somebody

those other bots said wait

what other bots who put you up to this

couple of bots names are lug nut and

blitzwing those are decepticons the scum

of the universe they just assume slag

you in the back ass look at you well i

don't know they seem like regular

botched to me you know

especially that megatron guy right yeah

yeah he was the funny guy megatron he's

the worst to them all he can't be

trusted he'll lie and cheat and totally

take advantage of you

okay what nobody do scrap and mix let's

go back inside of the score with them

right now all right let's do it

and wait

you know where to find them

open up your weasel you lied to us

all right let's settle this here and now

yes

what do you let's you're doing

you tricked us you decept the kinds of

the scum of the universe

what

who told you that a friend bulkhead

and you believed him oh sure

he's our friend

and did your friend tell you how his

autobot kind have oppressed us

driven us from our rightful home oh they

may come across as complete imbeciles

but autobots are cunning

ruthless

unforgiving

okay like this is too confusing for me

then why don't i explain everything over

a few barrels of oil

oil

the autobot soil tastes like water next

to this stuff it's my private blend now

tell me something

why would you two want to waste your

talents repairing highway bridges when

you could be building space bridges

why be constructive bots when you can be

constructicons

you would be heroes

statues would be erected in your honor

you could even erect the statues

yourself

well i don't know i mean market's still

our friend you know then you have a

choice to make don't you

they went to the decepticons it's not

like that

they were mad and wanted to get back at

the cons for lying to him but once they

calm down they can show us where the

decepticons are hiding or show the

decepticons where we are they're my

friends they'll do the right thing ah do

they even know the difference

yo monkey

hey guys oh we were just talking about

you get this

my friends actually think you're working

for the decepticons

well the thing is megatron said you guys

were no good too and we didn't know who

to believe so

you know we went with the bots with the

better oil

but

i thought we were friends

we are friends bulky that's why we ain't

gonna hurt you okay

long as you hand over whatever you

got of the

what did he call it again uh sparkle

all spock off over my offline body ah

you know what i've had enough of this

dipstick in a mud

hey he's our dipstick and nobody pushes

him around

hey wait well let's all cool down for a

cycle or two

not till we get that all spock

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hold it

you want this puny economy model back

give us the all spark now

guys

don't do it

okay take it easy let's not do anything

we'll all regret quit stalling i'm not

stalling

it's just

gonna take some time to gather up all

the fragments here they are

bulkhead

what are you doing

helping my friend which one is that

no hard feelings right

nah

how about one for the road all right now

you talking

why don't you just have him move in

while you're at it trust me i know what

i'm doing

yeah you're handing the all spark

fragments to megatron

that went easier than i thought it would

he's not so bad i guess

come on we can still catch them i don't

think that'll be necessary

what's the matter mix can't hold your

oil

lightweight no no no no

it's just a little

vape a lot and that's all i'm assuming

i tell you though we totally made the

right move

going with the decepticons their oil

goes down a whole lot a lot easier than

this

are you sure you're okay bro i'm full of

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i put a little extra something in this

oil

remind me to never touch this stuff

they're still moving after that

not for long okay wait

what's going on who are you guys

you don't remember us that expl*si*n

must have scrambled their memory chips

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get away don't don't hurt us please you

should have thought of that before you

got in tight with megatron

who is megatron

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so

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i was so stupid to trust them

they're no good they'll never be any

good there's still hope for the bulkhead

as long as they're not wearing

decepticon symbols

they still have a choice

next time

let's hope they make the right one

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