20x04 - Diesel & the Ducklings

Episode transcripts for the TV series, "Thomas & Friends". Aired: 9 October 1984 – 20 January 2021.*
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British series Based on The Railway Series books that follows the adventures of Thomas, an anthropomorphised blue steam locomotive on the fictional North Western Railway on the Island of Sodor, and several other friends Edward, Henry, Gordon, James, Percy, and Toby.
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20x04 - Diesel & the Ducklings

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[bouncy music]

♪ ♪

children:

♪ They're two, they're four ♪

♪ They're six, they're eight ♪

♪ Shunting trucks

and hauling freight ♪

♪ Red and green

and brown and blue ♪

♪ They're the really

useful crew ♪

♪ All with different roles

to play ♪

♪ Round Tidmouth Sheds

or far away ♪

♪ Down the hills

and round the bends ♪

♪ Thomas and his friends ♪

♪ ♪

[whistle toots]

male narrator:

Henry gets the Express.

[whistle toots]

♪ ♪

narrator:

Early one morning,

all the engines were leaving

Tidmouth Sheds

to start work on the railway.

All, that is, except Gordon.

[whistle toots]

- Hurry up, lazy bones,

or you'll be late

to pull the Express.

- I'm not ready, Thomas.

You'll just have to tell

Sir Topham Hatt.

My firebox needs cleaning.

- Your firebox?

Why didn't you have it

cleaned out last night?

- Oh, I was too tired.

- [chuckles]

Well, don't be surprised if Sir

Topham Hatt asks somebody else

to pull the Express today.

- Ha!

Nonsense!

Who would he ask?

- Henry's pulled it before.

- Well, he'd hardly

manage it now.

No offence, Henry,

but it's very difficult.

You have to know all the stops,

keep control at high speed.

It isn't a job

just any old engine can do.

- [chuckles]

[whistle toots]

Ignore him, Henry.

Gordon just likes to think

he's special.

♪ ♪

[whistle toots]

♪ ♪

[whistle toots]

Good morning, sir.

Gordon asked me to tell you

that he's going to be late

because he's having

his firebox cleaned out.

- His firebox?

Now?

- I know, sir.

I did say you might need someone

else to take the Express.

I thought of Henry, but Gordon

doesn't think he can do it.

- [scoffs]

Of course Henry can take

the Express!

Splendid idea, Thomas!

- Do you really think I should,

sir?

- Definitely, Henry!

And it will teach Gordon

a lesson too.

[train chugging]

narrator: So Henry set off

with the Express.

♪ ♪

At first he was

a little nervous,

but he soon began

to enjoy himself.

[whistle toots]

- [laughs]

Express coming through!

[train chugging]

♪ ♪

[whistle toots]

- Gordon, it is extremely

important that the Express

runs on time.

People depend upon it.

Since you were too busy

this morning,

I asked Henry to do your job.

[crashing]

- Here you are, Gordon.

- Cars?

But...

I don't understand, sir.

- Oh, now you must do

Henry's job, Gordon.

[whistle trills]

- Oh.

[whistle toots]

♪ ♪

[whistle toots]

♪ ♪

- Thank you, Henry.

Very comfortable journey.

- [laughs]

It's my pleasure.

- You're much more friendly

than Gordon.

I wish you could pull

the Express every day.

♪ ♪

[seagull caws]

narrator: Gordon was not having

anywhere near as much fun

as Henry.

♪ ♪

- A goods train!

A goods train!

Oh, the shame.

[horn honks]

- Ahoy there, Gordon!

What are you doing here?

- Henry is pulling

the Express today,

so I'm stuck doing his jobs.

- Never mind, Gordon.

You're so big and strong,

I expect you'll do Henry's work

in half the time!

- Well, I do mind.

I was never meant

to do work like this.

It's beneath me.

- Then you're gonna love this!

♪ ♪

- Filthy coal cars?

- Sorry!

- Oh, the indignity!

[whistle toots]

♪ ♪

Oh.

[whistle toots]

- Express coming through!

[train chugging]

- But that's my line!

- Hi, Gordon!

[laughs]

Bye, Gordon!

- Hmm.

♪ ♪

[whistle toots]

Shouldn't I go back to pulling

the Express now, sir?

- Oh, no.

I need you to go

to the Blue Mountain Quarry.

- Oh.

[steam whooshing]

- That isn't Gordon, is it?

♪ ♪

- Look out there!

Express--

I mean--

[clears throat]

Engine coming through.

- Hello there, Gordon!

Is your day going well?

- Ha!

As well as any day

hauling coal and stone can be!

[laughter]

And I'll have none of your

nonsense, thank you very much.

- We'll give him nonsense!

[laughter]

[whistle toots]

narrator:

So they gave him nonsense

and let their brakes slip on.

all: Not so useful!

Not so strong!

[laughter]

- Oh, do be quiet!

- We'll give you quiet!

[laughs]

narrator: And then they let

their brakes slip off again!

- Whoa!

♪ ♪

[crash]

[grunts]

Oh.

Uncouple me at once!

I'm going back to my shed!

- I only asked how his day

was going.

♪ ♪

narrator: At the end

of the day, Henry came back

to Tidmouth Sheds and found

Gordon already waiting there.

- Hello, Gordon.

I enjoyed taking

the Express today,

but tomorrow I'll be happy

to go back to doing the jobs

I usually do.

- I should never have been sent

to work pulling goods trains!

- I think you'll find

it's my decision

which jobs you do, Gordon.

You didn't even finish

your jobs today.

- [stammers]

- You must learn to do the jobs

you're asked to do.

And tonight I'm asking you

to pull the Flying Kipper.

[all gasp]

- I will not pull

a smelly fish train!

- Very well,

but if you don't do it,

perhaps Henry will keep the job

of pulling the Express...

forever!

- Oh!

This is all your fault, Henry!

- But I only took the Express

because Sir Topham Hatt

told me to.

All you have to do is take

the Flying Kipper.

- [groans]

- But then I guess

the Flying Kipper's not really

such an easy job.

Most engines just aren't

up to it.

You probably wouldn't manage.

- You're right, Henry!

James found the Flying Kipper

very difficult

when he pulled it.

- I did not!

It was just smelly.

- I think you'll find I'm much

bigger and stronger than James.

- Even so, I'm not sure.

- Nonsense.

No job's too hard for me!

I can certainly pull

a smelly old fish wagon!

I'll show you!

[whistle toots]

narrator: Gordon was determined

to prove Henry wrong,

but by the time he came back

from pulling the Flying Kipper,

it was already morning.

[whistle toots]

- There, you see?

I did it!

I delivered all the stinky fish

and I didn't find it

difficult at all.

- Oh, good!

You've finally done

as you were told, Gordon!

I must say, Henry did so well

pulling the Express.

He'd be a great permanent

replacement for Gordon.

- [exclaims]

- But you can go back

to pulling it, Gordon.

- Oh, sir!

Thank you, sir!

I can start straight away!

♪ ♪

- Whoo!

[laughs]

You do smell

a bit fishy, Gordon.

Maybe you should think about

getting a wash down first.

- [sniffs]

[exclaims]

[whistle toots]

Oh!

- Stinky Express coming through!

[laughs]

[laughter]

- Oh, the indignity!

[bouncy music]

♪ ♪

[children singing]

♪ ♪

[whistle trills]

[children singing]

♪ ♪

[whistle tooting]

[bouncy music]

♪ ♪
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