01x05 - Krumm's Pimple / Monster Hunter

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( Clock chiming, thunderclap )

( Creaking )

( Owl hooting )

( Shrieking )

( Crying )

( Gasps )

( Screaming )

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( Needle scratching record )

( Chuckles )

( Scratching and grinding )

Oblina:

Ickis, aren't you

Finished yet?

The gromble will snorch us

If we're late.

All yours.

Thank you.

Are you going

To be long?

I just

I have to do my lips.

There!

Look at this.

Krumm,

We are very late.

Show us your pet hair animals

Some other time.

No, look.

I have a pimple.

( Squeaking )

Ooh, it's ugly,

Disgusting, and vile.

Thanks.

We knew you had it in you.

Now I have it on me.

( Door slams, squeak )

Great!

I like it.

Can you pull it off?

I grew it myself.

( Flies buzzing )

Female:

Hello, krumm.

( Gasps )

( Splash )

Horrifica?

( Tittering )

You can pick up

Your eyes now.

Bye, krumm.

( Tittering )

I don't know

What you see in that monster.

Her charm is all surface.

But what a surface.

She's scaly.

That is

No ordinary pimple.

It's a biggie, all right.

If you made it bigger

You could be named

"Most likely

To make others nauseous".

Wow!

How do I make it bigger?

Well, even I know that.

Pick it.

I'm on it.

( Panting )

Where did I pu

That thing?

( Hiccuping )

Thank you.

I've seen some pimples

In my day

But that one curdles the goo.

Well, I really know

How to grow a good pimple.

Hey! Heck of a nice pimple.

And it's all mine, too.

That is the mos

Impressive skin growth

I've seen in these parts

In some time.

Unknown voice:

Thank you.

I really appreciate it.

Hey, krumm.

Who is that?

Up here.

My pimple?

Live

And in the flesh.

I don't understand

What's happening.

I formed, therefore I am.

You can talk?

Talk, sing

I can bake a mean snot cake

With the right ingredients.

B-but you're a pimple.

On me.

And let me tell you

You been a great host.

Thanks.

( Pot bubbling )

No, no, no, that's pus.

I said slime.

I always confuse

Those two.

Ickis, oblina

You won't believe this.

My pimple talks.

Is everybody happy?

I sure am.

You must be

Oblina.

Oblina, let me say

You have the mos

Revolting set of eyes

I have ever seen.

Krumm, he's charming.

And this guy

This giant of the business

We call "monstering"

Must be ickis.

Hey, he's great.

Well, he is my pimple.

I prefer to think

Of myself as independent.

I didn't mean that.

It's okay.

By the way, call me steve.

Steve?

What an odd name.

I know, but what the heck.

I like it.

I think

It's unique and distinctive.

Thanks a load, lini.

( Yawning ):

Uh-huh.

You know, you guys remind me

Of the fabulous monsters

Scylla and charybdis.

Greshem's first law

Of general frightability

States that the scare roo

Of the ratio

Is inversely proportional

To gross functionality.

If he's asking easy ones

You know that?

Sure, that's kid stuff.

Wow.

Oh, master krumm

Wishes to volunteer.

Oh, no.

Kindly name

The three chemical elements

Of high-grade phlegm.

Um, duh, duh, um

( Clearing throat )

My good friend krumm

Is probably thinking

Of revoltium,

Yuckaminium, and snotoricum.

( Gasps )

Bravo!

This blemish is brilliant.

I knew it, too.

Yes, yes, yes,

I'm sure you did.

Where did you come

By such learning?

Sir, even though I spent my life

Buried under krumm's skin

I couldn't help

But absorb your genius.

Delightful!

As for you, krumm

If you paid as much attention

As your blemish

Maybe you would

Learn something.

( Class belch )

You didn't have

To make me look bad.

Sorry, krumm.

I just gotta be me!

Hi.

Horrifica.

Um, a bunch

Of us are going

To hang ou

After school.

Why don't you come

And bring

Your friends, too?

That'd be great.

Not you.

Him.

Call me steve.

We'd be delighted.

Right, fellas?

Oh, yes.

Great.

I guess you

Have to come, too.

See you there, steve.

Farewell, horrifica.

( Wet kiss )

( Giggling )

I'll let you go with me

But you better no

Cramp my style!

Steve:

Slime town monsters

Sing this song

Doo-dah, doo-dah

I want a sewer pipe

Five miles long

Oh, the doo-dah day

Flush me down

Below the ground

I'll float ou

Through the bay

Cats!

Ay!

( Cheering and applause )

You like me!

You really like me!

Bravo!

Great, great!

Krumm, wasn'

That great?

Yeah, great.

I owe it all

To krumm.

And his magical

Musical pit hairs.

Gee, thanks.

Of course,

I did all the work.

That's right.

Don't be so modest.

Ah, thank you.

Oh, right,

He's so modest.

Hey, there's rotting goat cheese

In here.

Last one in is a human.

( Splashing )

Are you coming, steve?

My dear, I would love to frolic

In stinking garbage with you.

But first, I'd like

To have a word

With my great friend krumm.

Okay, see you in a bit.

Bye.

Thanks a lot, krumm-bum!

You really know

How to ruin a party.

I grew you.

Why are you getting

All the attention?

We need to discuss

Your attitude, young man.

You didn't grow me,

I grew me.

But you're on me!

Let's get one thing straight.

I and I alone am responsible

For the magnificence that is me!

No, you're not.

Yes, I am.

No, you're not.

Yes, I am!

Hey!

Krumm, I'm so hurt.

All I ever wanted

Is for you to like me.

( Crying )

Krumm!

He started it.

Oblina,

He can't help it.

It's his nature

To be vicious

To those who love him.

Krumm, I have never

Seen you be so mean.

You should apologize.

Why?

He made me look bad in class

And now horrifica.

If you studied,

You'd have known

The answer, too.

Forget horrifica

You're better off

Without her.

I'm with blini.

So she's scaly!

It's what's

Under the skin that counts.

Ickis, oblina!

Krumm's taking me.

Krumm, don't go.

Why not?

You don't want me here.

We do,

But don't be mean to steve.

He's our friend.

I don't think so.

Please.

Krumm.

We can work it out.

( Sobbing )

Oh, krumm,

How could you?

Yeah,

How could you?

Why are you

Taking his side?

Steve has tried

To be your friend

Since he appeared.

It's me or him.

Take

Your pick.

It's picking got me here.

Aah!

I guess that's your answer.

I'm going home.

Oh, dearie

Does it hurt bad?

Oh, I can take

The intense physical pain.

It's the mental anguish

That really hurts.

Here, have

A little extra treat.

You're too kind.

Yech!

Cafeteria worms! Ugh!

That sympathy bi

Gets them every time.

Ooh, the pain!

The pain!

All:

Aw!

( Gobbling )

Listen, you guys,

I really hope

This tiff between you

And krumm won't affec

Our relationship.

( Krumm growling )

See you later

Lots of love.

Oblina, he

I know.

Face it, krumm head.

You're a loser.

No, I'm not.

Yes, you are.

Hey!

Ickis, look.

( Laughing ):

I love it.

I guess

Your stupid friends

Won't play with you

Any more.

( Laughing meanly )

Stupid friends?

Hey, ick-meister.

Lini-poo.

I didn't say stupid.

I said stupendous.

And let me say

You two are

Wonderful, fantastic

We saw how mean

You were to krumm.

Losers!

You're all losers.

Oh, krumm, we are so sorry

For how we acted.

That's okay.

( Imitating ickis )

( Imitating krumm ):

That's okay.

( Gagging )

No one will be

Your friend now.

Who cares?

I got bigger

Fishheads to fry.

( Grunting )

( Grunting )

( Laughing )

I'm free!

I'm free!

No more smelly krumm

To put up with.

I want you to leave.

My pleasure, mr. Krumm.

I had it with you

And your stupid friends.

That's right, stupid.

Idiots, morons

Noggin heads.

Sorry, krumm.

We should

Have known.

I'm the one

Who should be sorry.

I guess my pimple

Went to my head.

( All laughing )

A whole new dump

Full of suckers.

I'll be running this place

In no time at all.

Oh, yeah?

That's what you think.

Huh?

Boo!

Scared you, didn't i?

Shut up.

Oh, make me.

You loser.

You're a jerk.

Oh, I know you are.

But what am i?

I know you are, but what am i?

I know you are, but what am i?

Get off my head!

Hey, quit squeezing me.

( Banging gavel )

After years of research

Strenuous field work

And ordering stuff from catalogs

I'm happy to repor

That your generous grant money

Has finally paid off.

I have found proof

That monsters

Really do exist.

And so, without further ado

I present

And you say these are

Teeth marks!

Yes, yes, exactly.

They ea

These things.

( Chuckling )

I found it near the dump.

You mean,

Just like the, um, produce?

The cucumbers with slime, yes.

I found those by the dump also.

( Chortling )

( Tittering )

( Laughing )

( All laughing raucously )

( Banging gavel )

( Sighing with exhaustion )

You said

You'd bring us proof.

This isn't proof.

This is leftovers.

We require

Scientific evidence.

Find us proof

Or we'll cut off

Your funding.

Well, I'd like

To thank you gentlemen

For a wonderful lunch.

And I will do my bes

To honor the grant

And the scientific

Requirement.

Proof. Proof.

Oh, proof!

They want proof!

As if it's that easy.

Like monsters just sit around

Waiting to be discovered.

( Tires screeching )

( Slurping )

Okay, any ideas

For this scare?

You could do

Your rope trick.

Why? It never works.

It does, too, work!

I'm just saving I

For tha

Special occasion.

Yeah, for that special occasion

When it works.

( Sniffing )

Hmm.

( Sniffing )

( Choking and coughing )

Hmm.

( Chuckling )

( Roaring )

( Screaming )

All:

All right!

Simon says open up.

( Thump, creak )

( Zapping )

( Chain rattling )

( Grunting )

Hmm still closed.

No, n-no,

No, no!

You stupid, stupid!

Open, open!

O-pen! O-pen!

No!

( Rattling )

( Squeaking )

Okay, do it for me, baby.

Do it!

Simon says close!

They'll never doubt me again.

( Cackling )

Scientist:

Wednesday, 0300 hours.

It's been quiet so far.

Too quiet, if you ask me.

( Rumbling and creaking )

Hey, keep it down!

I need a snack.

Terror always makes me

So hungry.

Last week's delivery

Was pretty good.

Yeah, it's molding up

Real nice.

( Chortling )

( Gasps )

Yes!

At last, and on

Hey, hey, you scrap metal,

Out of my way!

I said move it!

( Clanking )

( Flies buzzing )

Ooh!

Don't mind if I do.

Simon says close!

( Laughing ):

I got it!

I got it!

I got my monster

What a joy

What a happiness

Note to myself:

I'm good, I'm good

I'm really, really good.

( Rattling )

It's in there, all right.

I can hear it.

Wait till those pinheads

See this.

They'll throw

The bank wide open!

No!

( Grunting )

Note to myself:

Don't panic.

( Bulldozer approaching )

Ha!

Then, I slid

Down a hole--

The one by

The fishheads.

Wow!

This sounds bad.

Somebody should wake

The gromble.

Bad idea.

That's a bit drastic.

Yeah, you're right.

Let's look

In the manual.

"In case

Of monster hunter

Wake the gromble."

( Snoring )

( Flies buzzing )

Check, please!

( Snoring )

( Exhaling loudly )

( Clearing throat )

Uh, gromble,

Your worshipfulness.

( Snoring )

Go ahead, wake him.

( Snoring )

( Sighs, then

Snores louder )

( Sniffing )

( Choking )

What is the meaning of this?

There's a monster hunter

In the dump

Well, we though

You'd like to know.

You ruined a perfectly good

Nightmare for this?

( Squeaking ):

But, but

Majestic one,

It's a monster hunter

As in, one who hunts monsters.

There is no monster hunter,

Not in this sector.

I cleaned them out years ago.

But your

Grombleness

Are you doubting me?

No.

No.

No.

It's just that

Yes

I saw him,

He captured me in a box and

Silence!

Then I guess

You'll just have to show me

This "monster hunter"

That doesn't exist!

Okay.

Where is he?

He was right over there.

I don't see anything.

Maybe he's hiding.

But I doubt it!

This is dumb.

Shh!

Krumm:

The gromble's right.

There's nothing here.

I'm going

To sleep.

Ickis:

Yeah, me too.

Oblina:

What about the monster hunter?

He can go to sleep, too.

( Laughing )

I did no

Imagine him!

Then go find us

Some proof.

Ickis:

Yeah, find us proof.

Ugh!

Oh!

( Roaring )

( Screaming )

( Both yell )

( Panting )

Ahh!

( Shouting )

( Birds screeching )

I am telling you

I was extremely lucky

To escape.

( Screams )

What, what,

What what?

I thought I saw

Your monster hunter.

( Laughing )

I do not find

This amusing.

( In exaggerated voice ):

Gee, I am hungry.

Let us go over

To the can-ned goods.

Oh, wait!

What abou

The monster hunter?

I'm hungry, too.

Whatever shall we do?

( Both laughing )

Fine!

( Tearfully ):

You two jus

Have a good laugh on me.

Now look

What you did.

Me? What about you?

You started it.

No way! You did.

Where'd she go?

I don't know.

Well, you go this way.

I'll take that.

Hey, oblina, I'm sorry.

( Screaming )

( Laughing )

( Scratching )

Krumm!

Oh, tha

Was good.

You really had

( In a high voice ):

Krumm!

Oh, boy, you

Should have seen your face.

Krumm, look!

( Clanking )

Ahh! Do something!

( Clanking )

( Snarling )

( Whirring, clanking )

( Snarling )

Ugh!

I held him down

How brave of you, krumm.

And I disarmed him.

Then we took this rope

And strung him up.

Funny, that sounds

Exactly like

My rope trick.

You know,

"The one that never works."

Yes, proof, proof.

I got proof.

I got the proof right here.

I got my proof

( Sputtering )

No!

Uh, this is hopeless.

( Panting )

Help.

I'll never find

Never!

Never!

No, I won't give up.

I can't give up.

As long as there are monsters

Roaming the underworld

Crawling under beds

And scaring

The pants off of people

I shall not give up.

I shall not res

Until every monster is caught.

I'll be back.

I'll be back!

Heh, heh.