01x01 - Born to Be Beavers/Up All Night

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♪ A-a-a-angry beavers ♪

♪ Beavers. ♪

Tv announcer:
welcome to
wild life shenanigans.

Hidey-ho, nature fans.

This is bill licking.

Join me for this week's episode

"Beavers on the go"

A beaver dam, cozily nestled

Among the birch and pines
of a wilderness.

Located miles from
civilization's manmade domain.

Let's go inside.

Here are the engaging
mr. And mrs. Beaver.

Welcoming us
into their charming home.

This is norbert.

Their first litter's oldest
by four minutes.

Since each beaver litter
includes only two siblings

This shy fellow
must be daggett.

One big happy family

Huh, folks?

What's this?

Mrs. Beaver?

( Babies whimpering )

Can it be?

Yes! Yes, it is!

A second litter!

Know what that means, boys?

That's right!

When the second litter
of beavers is born

The first litter is
primed and ready

To strike out on their own.

So, as mr. And mrs. Beaver bid
their sons a tearful good-bye...

( Slams )

We join them in saying...

( Announcer clears throat )

As before...

We join them in saying...

Proudly hold
your paddle tails high, boys

And good luck!

( Truck horn blaring )

I can't believe
it, norbert.

What's that, daggett?

Our own parents
kicked us out.

They didn't kick us out.

We're the first litter.

Mom had a second litter.

It's the beaver way.

But, but norbie.

Where will we go?

How will we survive?

It's easy to survive.

Got your beaver
survival kit?

No!

Oh, jeez.

That's... Not good.

( Trunk thuds )

( Sobbing )

I was teasing.

( Sobbing )

Stop worrying.

We'll be just fine.

Come on, big hug!

Yeah, come on.

( Crying )

Hey, watch it.

That's better.

Who loves you?

Huh?
You betcha!

Just keep telling yourself

We're two swinging
bachelor beavers.

Footloose
and fancy-free.

Hey.

That's right.

Why, why we can even build
a dam of our own.

Let's build it
right here.

Whoa!

Hang on, big stallion.

If we build
a bachelor pad

You build it right.

Right?
Right.

So, get to work.

I'll make sure
it's right.

( Buzzing )

( Crashing )

( Groaning )

( Crashing )

( Daggett groaning )

Er, grunt.

Oof! Aah!
Strain.

( Groans )

Ooh, not moving.

Hurt myself.

Norbert!
Hey, norb.

Help me with this tree?

( Panting )

Norbert?
Hey, norbert!

Daggett!

( Echoes )

No, no,
not down there!

Up here,
on the bridge.

Come on up.

This is cool.

No, you come down here.

We're supposed to be
making a dam.

Okay, don't come up here.

( Muttering )

This better be cool, buddy boy.

( Panting )

Come on, g*ng.

( Giggling in distance )

Got the last one!

What the...?

Eek!

Norbert.

( Slurping )

What do you think
you're doing?

My friend, I have found

The perfect, prefabricated
wooden structure

For our bachelor pad.

We're beavers,
remember?

We're supposed to be
building a dam!

Give me one good reason why this
isn't the ideal place to crash.

( Rumbling, clattering )

What's that?

( Train whistle blows )

( Rumbling )

( Squealing )

Okay, give me
another good reason.

( Clanking, beavers groaning )

( Groaning, spitting )

That was nuts!

Look, norbert

We're supposed
to build

A place to live.

Who says?

Don't put me
in your little box, mr. Man.

What?

Don't tell me what to do.

I can do anything I want.

So can i.

And maybe I don't want you

To help me build a dam!

If that's the way
you want it, fine!

See you around, doofus.

Spoothead!

Buzzwad!

Stinkface!

Weasel weenie!

Heh!

Poopy pants!

Oh, boy.

Easy pickin's

Good! I must say.

All I need is a few more trees.

( Thunder rumbling )

( Thunder rumbling louder )

( Thunder continues )

( Laughing )

Oh, please, ladies.

I couldn't eat another bite.

Norbert!

( Surprised clucks )

What in davy crockett's sweat-
stained buckskins is going on?

Well, look who's here!

It's mr. Happy pants.

Ladies, this is
my lovely brother

I've been telling you about.

Careful or he'll suck the fun
out of the room.

( All squawk )

What do you think
you're doing?

I'm having a good time.

Look, I'm willing to let
bygones be bygones.

Come back and help me
finish the dam

And I'll let you stay.

I got a better idea.

You move in here
and maybe we'll let you stay.

( Laughing )

Hey, you mean here?

Live in a hen house?

Not a hen house,
my friend.

El pollo grande hacienda.

Just check out
these groovy digs.

We'll have all we need.

How can you
say no to that?

Like this.

No...

( Dogs barking )

( Chickens squawking )

( Dogs barking )

( Chuckling )

Okay, chickies.

( Dogs growling )

( Sniffing )

( Squawking )

( Chickens squawking in turn )

Whew!

Daggett:
cluck-cluck-clucking!

Cluck-cluck-clucking!

( Squeals )

Ooh, cold hand!

Farmer:
sic 'em, boys.

Get them ugly weasels.

( Dogs barking )

( Both panting )

( Dogs barking... )

( Thunder booming )

( Barking )

Yeah, and your cousin is
a three-legged toadstool.

( Thunder crashing )

( Dogs whimpering )

Boy, that was close.

That's it?

That's all you can say

After what's happened?

What? We're safe.

The dogs are gone.

We're out of the storm.

Ooh! That's it!

I've had enough!

I'm going back to the dam,
storm or no storm.

( Gasps )

( Splashes )

( Lightning sizzles )

( Daggett's teeth chatter )

( Panting hysterically )

Wasn't it great?

You've got your whole life
to build dams.

If it means that much to you

I'll help you.

You will?

Righty-o-righty.

Meanwhile, check out

The cool stuff
we have right here.

Nice, cushy cushions.

A view...
Entertainment system.

( No sound from radio )

Okay, we'll sing.

Point is, kick back.

We'll be fine right here.

( Glass shatters )

( Laughing )

What are you
laughing about?

( Laughing harder )

You telling those dogs

Their cousin is
a three-legged toadstool.

Pretty funny.

( Both belly laughing )

You know, bro

This is kind of nice.

What I tell you?

( Sighs happily )

Maybe you're right.

All I need to do is
kick back.

( Gears shift )

( Crashing )

( Rattling )

( Axles squealing )

( Radio playing light music )

Ever notice that
when you really relax

It sometimes feels
like you're moving?

Moving?

( Rattling, clattering )

Holy! We're moving!

That's right.

We're moving.

Moving on out.

( Skidding )

We're out of control!

Do we ever have control?

( Truck screeches )

( Chatters in panic )

( Truck screeching )

( Metal squealing )

( Sparking )

( Radio playing )

( Honking )

( Crashing )

( Grinding against guardrails )

Out of the way, hammer head!

( Screaming in panic )

Very good, dag.

Let go of your frustrations.

( Crashing )

( Honking )

( Splashing )

My friend,
you have done it!

I have?

I mean, I have!

See, I told you
if you relaxed

The job would get done.

We now have
our very own dam.

Gee, maybe I should
relax more often.

That's the spirit.

Big hug!

No, no, no!

It's all right!

You know you want it!

Give me a big one,
you handsome goof.

( Water gurgling )

( Bird calling )

( Dove cooing )

( Gargling )

( Spitting )

Beavers:
ah...

Good night,
daggett.

Good night,
norbie.

See you
in the morning.

( Creaking )

( Daggett grunting )

( Silence )

( Grunting and mumbling )

( Daggett sighing )

( Growling )

( Grumbling )

( Whistling )

( Sighs )

Dag, will you quit
moving around so much?

I'm sorry, norb,
but I can't help it.

I'm not sleepy yet.

But I'm not bouncing around.

Okay, sorry.

Geez. Huh!

( Owl hooting )

Hey, dag...

If we're not tired

Why are we
in bed?

The sun went down.

Mom always sent us to bed
when the sun went down.

But, dag--
and correct me if I'm wrong--

We don't live with mom
anymore, do we?

No, we're on our own, duh!

We shouldn't
have to go to bed
until we want to, right?

I guess so.

So, we could stay up until
8:00 or 9:00 or even 10:00.

Yeah. I don't...

We could stay up
all night!

Great idea, dag!

Whoo!

( Laughing )

My... Idea?

Whoo-hoo!

Wha-hoo-hoo!

This is going to be
the best night ever!

Just you and me
staying up all night

Doing whatever we want.

Yeah, that sounds great.

Well, come on...

What are you waiting for?

You're right!

This is great!

Hey, norb,
jumping contest.

See who can jump
the highest.

Uh, dag...

I don't think
that's such a good idea.

Ha! You're just afraid
I'll b*at you, that's all.

Norbie's afraid to jump high!

You don't understand.

( Clucking like a chicken )

Norbie's a chicken!

( Clucking )

Come on, chicken boy!

What are you afraid...

( Zapping )

( Screaming )

( Yelling and crashing )

( Sizzling )

( Coughs )

I'm going back to bed.

Back to bed?!

We're just getting started.

Come on, dag.

You don't want
to go to bed.

( Coughs )

Yeah... I'm pretty sure I do.

But, dag...

Do you know why mom made us
go to bed at sunset?

To prevent injury?

No!

Because that's when all
the fun stuff happens!

Hmm.

If you're going to go to bed

You'll miss out
on doing your favorite thing.

You know...

That thing mom
would never let us do?

Hmm?

Prank phone call time!

Yeah! Prank phone calls!

Whoo! Let's do it!

All right!
Prank phone calls!

( Laughing )

Oh, boy, oh, boy,
oh, boy!

This will be great!

I love... Prank calls.

( Laughs weakly )

If you're
afraid...

Afraid?

I'll go first.

I'm not afraid.

Dag, it's okay.

I understand.

( Growls )
give me that!

( Dialing )

( Phone ringing )

( Gulps )

Hello?

That was great!

Let me show you how it's done.

( Dialing )

Ephram's all-night deli.

How can I help you?

Do you have chicken necks?

Yes, we do.

Wear a turtleneck sweater
and no one will notice!

( Laughing )

That was so great!

Let me try!

Sure.

( Dialing )

Go for it.

Hello?

Hey, chicken neck.

You should wear a sweater.

Daggett, is that you?

( Gulps )

Mom?

What are you doing up
past your bedtime?!

( Slurping )

Hey, norb, this really was
a great idea.

I'm glad I thought of it.

Yeah...
Tasty jalapenos, too.

We now return to tonight's
mondo monster movie marathon

Feature presentation of
the crawling spleen.

( Slurping )

Doctor, what
have we done?

( Gurgling and hissing )

A spleen with
an opposable thumb.

Oh, the humanity.

( Loud slurping )

Knock it off, norb,
this is the good part.

I want to hear it.

Oh, jim, help me.

It's on my arm!

Sara, cover your ears
so it can't eat your brain.

Duck, sara, duck.

Oh, jim, i, i...

( Screaming )

( Slurps )

( Screaming )

( Crash )

( Laughing... )

Look out, dag...

The dreaded spleen
is in your ear!

( Laughing... )

( Gurgling )

( Alarm ringing )

( Both yawning )

Wow, what
a great night.

It sure went by fast.

I bet it's probably

5:00 Or 6:00 in
the morning by now.

Yup, we did it.

Let's hit the sack, bro.

Well, uh...

It's still early.

That's great.

'Cause I'm not
even tired yet.

Yeah... Me, neither.

Good, 'cause we're
staying up all night.

Right...

I'm wide awake and...

Ready to go.

I bet I'm more
wide awake than you are!

You're on!

( Panting )

I feel great!

Me, too!

( Huffing and panting )

Yah...

( Crash )

What's the matter, dag?

You wearing out?

You wish.

I can see it,
you're wimping out.

Eat ball, rat face.

( Laughs )

( Laughs )

Eep-eep...

( Groaning )

Both ( weakly ):
pillow fight...

Norbert:
pillow fight...

Daggett:
pillow fight...

Pillow fight...

( Grunts weakly )

( Both grunt weakly )

( Cat yowling )

( Splash )

( Grunt )

( Grunt )

( Squishy thumping... )

Oh... I'm so scared.

That's... Not me.

Ee...

( Squishy thumping... )

Ee!

Both:
it's the crawling spleen!

Daggett:
it's over there!

Norbert:
no, it's over there!

Getting closer.

( Shuddering )

It's... In our kitchen!

I got an idea.

Come on.

Daggett:
you sure you don't want me
to wait out here

You know, in case
it gets past you?

We're going
in there together.

I'll be right behind you.

Here we go.

One, two, three!

Let's get that spleen!

( Both yelling )

( Crashing )

Daggett:
did I get it?

( Water dripping )

Dag, it's
in the sink.

( Both sighing )

( Clank )

Our work here is done!

( Laughing goofily... )

( Joining in )

( Stops laughing )

( Both laughing )

It's the spleen!

( Both laughing )

Let's get
some spleen!

( Both laughing... )

Call me
spleenie-weenie spootface.

( Both laughing )

Spleenie-weenie!

( Both laughing )

Eat my brains!

( Both laughing )

Our work here is done!

( Both laughing )

Oh, I'm going
to puke.

( Both laughing )

Oh, my sides
hurt, norbie.

( Sighing )

( Sighing )

( Snorting and chuckling )

( Both laughing )

And it's only 10:34!

( Both laughing )

It's only 10:34.

( Both laughing )

Daggett:
I can't believe it.

We've... Come too far...

To give up now.

Got to stay... Up...

All... Night.

It's not plugged in.

Dag...

How long have we
been awake?

( Whooping )