02x03 - Muscular Beaver 2/Stump Looks for His Roots

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♪ A-a-a-angry beavers ♪

♪ Beavers. ♪

( Creaking )

( Birds chirping )

( Shower running... )

Hello?

Anyone in here secretly spying
on me?

Oh. Slipping on the scene
into the darkened chamber

The all too mild-mannered
mild guy, daggett

Is transformed into...

( Humming fanfare )

Muscular beaver!

World's greatest superhero,
whoosh!

Norbert:
dag!

You broke your promise.

What promise was that?

The promise you made

To never dress up
like muscular beaver again.

( Screaming )

And to help you keep
your promise

We're putting it
in wood this time.

( Clicks )

Oh, can't I just keep
my utility shorts?

No utility shorts!

Come on, dag!

Who'd ever believe you
were a superhero anyway?

( Chuckles )

Skinny little runt.

( Growls )

( Propeller whirring )

( Rumbling )

( Whirring )

Ow.
Edbert.

We're here to see
the superhero.

Which weasel
is the superhero?

Uh, we're not weasels.

We're beavers.

Whatever.

We're from the government.

Got these secret spy, uh...

Whatchamacallit...

Uh, uh...

Satellite photo thingies.

See this?

We need him
to save the world.

You're kidding,
right?

Kidding is
for kidders.

We're scientists,
see?

Got the white coats.

Here's the mission.

Dr. Dipsticky, scientist.

Got a white coat,
just like us... Boop.

Made a top secret ointment
to protect soldiers-- boop

And woodworkers-- boop--

From getting splinters--
boop--

But he wasn't
a very good scientist.

Instead of stopping splinters--
boop--

Made 'em grow
to enormous proportions

Sprout big hairy feet

And, uh... Bad attitude--
boop.

That's why we need
a super beaver

To fight this super mad giant...

Uh, splinter thingy.

Have no fear!

Muscular beaver is...

Unavailable,
as you can see

From this promise
my brother signed in wood.

Uh, "I am not

"Nor have I ever
been a superhero.

"I am just
a plain old

( Squeals )
"loserly little
beaver

Named dag"?

So. You want to make this hard.

We know we can't hurt you

Muscular weasel thingy

But your brother
is a different story.

What? What?

( Honking )

Dag! Get me down!

But my promise!

Forget the promise!

Well, okay, norb.

Okay.

I'll forget
my promise.

Right.

But only if you
promise me something.

Anything.

( Whines )
anything!

Daggett:
heathenly bad villains
run amok.

A frightened world cries.
However!

A lone figure responds.

Okay, dag.

The science spunsticks
are gone.

We can ditch
the goofy getups now.

Not till the world
is once again safe

From giant mad
splinter thingies.

( Sighs )

Onward, fearless sidekick

Follow me!

Like this, whoosh!

See how easy it is to travel

In the guise
of a fearless sidekick?

( Glass shattering )

Gadzooks!

What's this?

But always wear
your protective headgear!

Whoa. What are
you brothers doing

Wearing your underwear
on the outside again?

Man, oh, man.

No respect.

I can explain...

Saving the world,
noble ci-tize-en.

A giant mad splinter thingy
is afoot.

And we are justice's shoe,
whoosh.

Shame.

( Moans )

Humiliation.

( Moans )

( Crashing )

Giant mad splinter!

Mega zoinks, baron!

Your brilliant
tracking skills

Have brought us straight
to the giant mad splinter thingy

And missing scientist.

Ow. I got a big splinter.

Have no fear, ci-tize-en.

Defeatedness is at hand.

We shall crush this foe

With our supersonic tail-slaps
of doominess!

The mighty sound waves
from our tails

Shall echo through the ground,
into its body

And make the fiend's brain
explode

Like a cheap... Exploding...
Brain... Of a fiend!

To battle!

( Splinter growls )

Hey, aren't you coming?

Alas, no.

This mere mutant
is no match for me

The mighty
muscular beaver.

But I shall give the rogue
a fighting chance

With my sidekick!

♪ Bum, bum, bum! ♪

( Thwacking )

( Stomping )

( Clanking )

I told you a sidekick's
best friend is his helmet!

We have no choice

But to blast him

With our mighty
armor-piercing

Breath of timber!

Spoots a-popping, dag.

That's some funky stink.

And it shall be
a super stink

Coming from a once-bad,
bad beaver like you.

Timber...

Daggett:
no, no, no.

Not your plain old
regular bad breath.

Use your mighty
armor-piercing breath!

Timber-hee!

( Yawning loudly )

Timber!

( Stomping )

( Clanking )

( Birds chirping )

Mm, that is ever so sad.

Alas, we've been more than fair
to our strapping foe.

( Snapping )

This time we work together,
o very battered

But still fearless
sidekick.

Let it feel the hoop-ed
headbutt of harm!

( Hooting )

( Honking )

See, I told you

The fearless sidekick
helmet would save you.

Oh.

Helmet, helmet, helmet.

Where's my helmet?

Oh, helmet.

Oh, got you.

Daggett:
I hope you had your
you-know-what on.

Ha! Ha! We've got him now,
baron.

( Honking )

( Humming fanfare )

Alas, comma, half-dead
but still fearless sidekick.

( Laughs weakly )

We must prepare yet again

For an absolutely final
super-battle

To end all super-battles,
whoosh!

Yeah, right!

Muscular daggy-do

Let me slay the splinter
with my egg beater

Of goodiness.

No, how about my power napkins
of punishment?

Or even better,
my tweezers of triumph?

( Cackling )

Huh?

Well, if you do

Braver-than-i-thought
sidekick

Don't forget your trusty
but crumbly helmet.

This... This... Helmet

Has been completely, absolutely,
positively and rightfully

Useless.

( Clanking )

( Crashing )

( Humming fanfare
and drum rolls )

Whoosh! Whoosh!

I am baron once-feared

Now good beaver.

Congratulations, baron,
uh, once... Beaver thingy.

You saved the world.

We'd like to offer you
another mission.

Alias...

Ah, it's "alas."

Yes, it is,
that's what I said.

Sidekicks don't interrupt.

Justice calls
her faithful

And mighty servants
yet again.

Actually, um,
muscular weasel fellow guy

We only want the baron.

You really are just
a plain old loserly

Little beaver named...

What was your name?

Hold on a minute.

You spooty
science dime-wits...

You mean "dimwits."

Dimwits.

I'm this beaver's
sidekick.

And if you want me
you got to take him, too.

Really, norb?

I mean... Baron?

Sure thing,
muscular beaver.

Uh, afraid we can't do that.

And as you know

We have ways
of making you cooperate.

Oh, no, you don't.

Neither one of us
is ever wearing

These superhero duds again.

That's right, brother,
whoosh.

( Clanks )

Their costumes!

Can't be a superhero
without a costume.

Come on, pete.

Ooh, close one.

Almost lost them

In this abandoned
mine shaft.

( Screaming )

Now, that's using
your helmet!

Scientist:
big fall.

Not hurt bad.

What's this?

I think I got a...

♪ Dum, dum, dum... ♪

Splinter!

( Screaming )

Daggett:
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

Our summer vacation.

Here's me and stump
hiking...

Swimming...

Lifting our own weight
in sausage meat-- whee!

( Laughing )

You remember that,
stump, huh?

Stump, old buddy?

( Laughing )

Remember that,
wasn't that grand?

F-f-fascinating. Hey!

It's me and stump at the...

Whoa! How did that
get in there? Eek!

( Inhales deeply )

Crazy, big fun.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh! Wo-wa-bo-ga!

Stump's family pic-a-nic.

It was mega-kicky
to meet your folks, stump.

What's that?

Meet your oaks?

( Guffawing )

Oh, that's
a knee-slapper!

Yeah, that's real funny.

Meet your oaks!

Yowie-zowie!

( Laughing maniacally )

( Panting )

I've got to eat before
I laugh up my lunch.

( Whooping )

( Faintly ):
meet your oaks!

Gee, stump!

Guess you forgot
to tell your old

Bestest buddy
in the world, norb

About that fantas-terrific
picnic there.

Uh, not to be nosy
or nothing

But aren't you an elm?

And those trees, your family--

They're all oaks.

Of course...
( Chuckles )

It's none of my business,
but I think you might be...

( Yells ):
a transplant!

( Door creaking )

( Engine backfires )

( Car starts, tires screeching )

Cheese fondue's ready!

Hey, where's stump?

( Grunting )

Hey, what's this?

( Gasps )

Sap tears!

"My bestest friends:

"Norb has opened
my eyes to the truth.

I am a dot-dot-
dot- trainspotter..."

Transplant!

Yeah, whatever.

"I've gone to find my roots.

Have a nice day, stoomp."

You mean stump?

Who? Oh, yeah,
right, stump.

Hmm? Hey, why'd
you tell stump

He was a "dot-dot-dot
transplant"?

Because...
Bestest friends

Always tell each
other the truth.

Oh, yeah?! Well

I'm his bestest
friend!

I'd never tell
him the truth.

Huh?

You know...

He was my bestest
friend first!

And I'll tell him
whatever I have to

To keep him away
from bestest friend-stealing

Spootenheimers like you!

( Sputtering ):
oh, yea, you spooten...
You bad guy!

We'll just see who
his bestest friend is.

We'll go ask stoomp.

( Country-western music
playing inside diner )

( Patrons laughing, chatting )

Hey, beavers!

Hey, what do you know.

First that stump stops by

Now we're getting the fur trade.

Stump was here?

Sure, you just missed him.

Sad little fellow.

Thought those two
trees out back

Maybe were his folks.

But they weren't.

Nearly broke his heart.

Stump is such a great guy,
though.

Despite his pain,
he built us

That new school
across the street.

( Hawks phlegm )

( Flies buzzing )

( Gasps )
there's a giant fly
attacking the school!

( Squish )

That's better.

Stump is the bestest friend

A small, rural
community

In the middle of...

( Blowing nose, crying )

...nowhere could have.

( Sobbing )

( All sobbing )

Stump!

( Howling ):
stump!

Nice waterworks.

Well, dag, if you're
such a bestest friend

Why didn't you
help him build it?

You mean, the bestest
friend I could have.

( Stammering )
well, how could i?

I didn't know...

Bestest friends

Know everything
about each other!

Yes, but...
You didn't know, either.

Of course I did!

In fact, stump
wanted me to add
the finishing touches.

He did? I mean,
of course he did!

Eh, me, too.

You don't know anything
about shtoomp!

Ah, stoomp! Stump!

You don't even
know his name.

He's my bestest friend!

And I know stump
wouldn't build a school

Without a moat!

Vikings might inv*de!

Of course!

( Metal clinking )

( Squawking excitedly )

( Yells )

( Engine chugging )

( Grumbles )

( Groans )

( Grunting, yelping )

Whoa, whoa!

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, don't do it!

Don't, don't!

( Snarling, gnawing )

Don't, don't, stop.

( Glass shattering )

( All sigh in relief )

( Electricity sizzling )

( Giggling )

Cook:
hey!

Those flat-tailed rats
spilled my pork bullion!

( Patrons yelling )

( Beavers yelping )

Daggett:
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh...!

Ketchup, ooh!

( Crickets chirping )

( Norbert imitating foghorn )

Daggett:
we're never going to find stump.

It's such a huge,
gigantasaurusy...

Big world out there

And he's such a little, bitty

Itty,
un-gigantasaur-a- thingy...

Scrap of timber.

Norbert:
yeah, it's not like

He's 20 stories tall

And standing
right in front of us.

Oof!

Excuse me.

Man ( over loudspeaker ):
I dedicate this statue to stump,
the bestest friend...

( Crowd cheering )

Norbert:
"bestest friends"? Again?

...ever have."

I don't think so!

If they were really
stump's bestest friend

They'd put that statue
in the center of the city.

Hold on there,
dags-a-poppin!

What are those beavers doing
on top of the statue?

( Engine idling )

( Engine revving )

Stump would've liked
being out here

Away from all that
inner city congestion.

My bestest friend
belongs there.

( Clunking, clanking )

No, I know he'd
want to be here!

( Big boom, loud snap )

( Helicopter whirring )

( Loud crashing )

( Helicopter heard overhead )

( Loud crash )

( Car horns honking )

( Crowd cheering )

Great googly-moogly!

( Electrical sizzling,
expl*si*n )

( Sizzling )

( expl*si*n )

Only one guy I know
who can fix a mess this big.

Well, we'd better get stump.

( Both beavers sizzle )

Wait!

You know
where he is?

Sure, doesn't
everyone?

( Crows cawing )

Both:
stump!

Stump,
are you okay?

( Gasps )

( Hollow knocking )

This little kindling's
heart is broken.

He's looked everywhere
for his roots

And... He can't
find them.

His real bestest friend
would want to fix that.

You're right,
I do!

So do i.

I do,
do too!

I do more
than you do!

( Grumbling )

Frankly, stump, I don't know
how you'd be bestest friends

With either one of...
Those losers.

( Grumbling )

( Yelping )

Hey, daggett, look!

This signpost has the same
weird, crooked smile as stump.

So does this
ticket booth.

Norbert:
what a heartwarming
portrait.

Daggett:
yeah, next slide,
next slide.

Hey, there I am!

Next slide.

Oh, there
I am!

Next slide!

Hey!

Great barbecue!

We should dine woodless
more often.

Ooh, new diner.

And hey,
there's the owner guy thingy.

Well, he doesn't
look too broken.

Cleans up good.

Stump, don't ever
lee-av-us, again.

We geniuses have
to stick together.

Hmm, hey, genius!

What are you
working on there?

( Grumbles )

You digging for gold
or doing brain surgery?

Ha-ha-ha!

What's everybody
laughing at?

Aw, shut up.

( Laughing heartily )