02x02 - Monsters Are Real/This is Your Brain on Ickis

[bunniefuu]

[ Clock chiming, thunderclap]

[ Creaking]

[ Owl hooting]

[ Shrieking]

[ Crying]

[ Gasps]

[ Screaming]

You tire me out!

[ Needle scratching record]

[ Chuckles]

[ Women shrieking]

[ Shrieking]

Woman:
we love you!

Suede!

Ah, alone at last.

With me.

[ Door opening]

[ Clearing throat]

[ Humming]

Ha!

[ Whistling]

Ha![ Groaning]

[ Giggling]

[ Teeth chattering]

[ Screaming]

[ Screaming]

Monsters!

What happened to you?

A human flashed me.

Oblina:
are you sure?

Yes, I'm sure.

Krumm:
this is bad.

Hey, it's not like
I stood up and said

"Here I am! Flash me!"

Oblina:
calm down, ickis.

Calm down?

That means they've
got my face on flashpaper

Which means they have

Proof of
our existence

Which means
we're doomed

Doomed, doomed.

Hey, what's this?

Oblina:
this must be
the human who flashed you.

Follow me.

Where are we going?

To find that flashpaper.

[ Panting]:
all right, let's split up.

Are you sure
we shouldn't...

Stick together on this?

[ Humming]

[ Gasps]

[ Groaning]

Whoa...

Man:
woodstein...

In my office.

Oh, no!

I'm going to be on the cover.

[ Gasping]

Uh...

My best work ever.

I can actually see his face.

[ Snarling]

Monsters! Again!

This really does
not do him justice.

He's much uglier.

So, you got
a story for me?

[ Sniffing]

Well, I got a woman in georgia

With a rash.

Oh, it's such a rash,
you'd see this rash.

It's in the shape--
ready for this?-- Of florida.

A rash?

You call that news?

I want drama.

I want action.

Woodstein:
action, action.

Okay, okay, um...

There's a bald man in greece

Who fries eggs on his head.

Editor:
let me show you
something, kid.

See this?

Thisis news.

Thisis what sells newspapers.

This is what I want.

What is that?

I have no idea.

But it has headline
written all over it.

Now, get out there

And find me
something like this.

And don't come back
until you do.

Kids today.

Wouldn't know a news story

If it was staring them

In the face.

[ Shrieks]

[ Grunting]

[ Squeaking]

Whoa!

[ Ickis screaming]

Big... Metal...

Spinning...

[ Laughing hysterically]

Ickis... Spinning.

It's all right, ickis.

You can relax.

I have got your
flashpaper right here.

Krumm:
but if you've got it

And I've got it...

[ Gasping]

Oh, there is no telling

How many there could be.

Yes, there is.

[ Gasping]

[ Clearing throat]

Ickis:
you're all wondering
why I asked you here.

Well, it's nothing, really.

You guys will laugh
when I tell you.

It could have happened
to anyone.

This time,
it was me.

Spit it out already!

[ Hoarsely]:
I was flashed by a human.

[ Gasping]

And they used this
to make copies.

Oh, no.

It's over.

We're done for.

The gromble will--

[ Screaming]

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

There's no need
to panic.

I have a plan.

We go up there

And get all the papers back

Before the humans get 'em.

It's our only hope.

Now...
Who's with me?

All right.

I'm sensing a little fear here

And that's okay, normal.

But, um, we can do this.

I know we can.

Now, let us get out there

And get those papers!

Did anybody hear me?

We got to act like a team here.

One for all, all for one.

Come on!

Uh-uh.

Too dangerous.

Much too dangerous.

Hey, it's not our problem.

We didn't get flashed, he did.

Okay, fine.

Don't help me.

See if I care.

I don't need
you anyway.

I'll do it myself.

Think they'll
make it?

Not a chance.

Let's hope they do.

Hey, wait up, wait for me.

Whoa!

[ Tires squealing]

[ Screaming]

[ Whistling]

Allow me.

Uh-oh.

We've got
bigger problems.

[ Bicycle bell ringing]

Go ahead, I'll get these.

You will?

Thank you.thanks.

[ Creaking]

[ Grunting]

Open.

[ Panting]

[ Screaming]

[ Bicycle bell ringing]

[ Roaring]

Whoa! Whoa!

[ Tires squealing]

Just grab 'em all and let's go.

That would be wrong.

[ Roaring]

[ Screaming]

And now,
may I present...

The very last paper.

[ Cheering]

[ Grunting]

Allow me.

[ Growling]

[ Cheering]

Well, well, well.

I trust we all had

A good night's sleep?

Krumm!

Is there anything you'd like

To tell me about last night?

While you still can?!

No, sir, there's n-nothing
I'd like to tell you.

I see.

Would anyone else

Shed some light

On why you're all
so tired this morning?

I have news,
your magnificence.

A bigga, huge-a,
ginormous news.

Oh, zimbo.

My little eyes and ears.

I found this
in ickis' room this morning.

Perhaps it will solve
the mystery.

[ Giggling]

[ Screaming]

I, i, I got flashed.

My face was printed
on the papers.

We got them back.

Every paper.

In my room.

Well, I can't say
this pleases me.

But I am impressed
by your resourcefulness.

Quite impressed.

[ Giggling nervously]

You... Are?

Yes.

Really? Impressed?

Don't push it, ickis.

Now, you're sure
you got every paper?

Yes, yes, every last one.

Every last one?

[ Gulping]

Thank you, hildebrandt.

[ Cawing]

[ Animals howling]

Where is ickis?

Oh, quit showing off!

Well...

There he is.

Simon the monster
hunter.

My beautiful cage.

Someday I'll fill you
with monsters.

[ Growling]:
I'll hunt them

And I'll catch them...

And I'll show the world--

The world!--
That monsters are real!

We'll get them, won't we, teddy?

He doesn't look so tough now

Does he, ickis?

Ickis?

Weren't you the one
who said, "I'll give simon

A nightmare so scary

He'll never hunt
monsters again."

Did I say that?

Silly me.

Are you a monster,
or a man?

You get out there right now
and just do it!

Whee!

[ Squealing happily]

Mmm.

Ickis, he's smiling!

You are not
concentrating!

All right already, sheesh!

[ Whip cracking]

[ Chanting]:
oh-ee-oh, oh-oh...

[ Laughing]

Stop fooling around,
ickis.

Oh, here, let me do it.

No, no thank you!

I can handle it.

[ Starts yawning]

Ickis, get out
of there!

He's starting to yawn!

[ Screeches]

I'm stuck, I'm stuck!

[ Grunting]

Pull harder, krumm.

Help me!

[ Yawning]

[ Yelling]

Ickis!

Ickis!
Hmm, I can't see him.

Too much wax.

[ Groans]

Hello?

Oblina? Krumm?

[ Shrieking]

Wait, krumm, oblina,
don't leave me!

[ Yelling]

Yowee!

Ow!

[ Echoing]:
feels like...

Someone's stomping around
in my brain!

I'm in simon's brain!

Oh, no, why, why, why?

How could this happen to me?

I'll never get out.

I'm trapped forever

[ Shouting]:
in a human head!

Ew.

[ Yelping]

[ Grunting]

[ Shouts karate yells]

[ Blubbering]

Oh, poor ickis!

What is simon doing to him?

Simon:
out of there!

Marble, marble, marble!

Beep, beep, beep.

Ooh, ooh.
Bark, bark, bark.

[ Howling]

You don't see that every day.

♪ New york!

Hey, guys, it's me!

Ickis! [ Giggles]

I have complete control
over simon.

Wow! I don't
know anyone

Who's ever been
in a brain before.

Gruel!

Watch this.

[ Sizzling]

Simon:
monsters.

I knew there was
something going on!

You're doing this to me.

There's a monster in my brain.

Ickis:
sorry, we were

Experiencing
technical difficulties.

You get out of that brain
this instant!

You do not know
where it has been.

Ickis:
I can do anything I want.

I am taking this human
out for a ride!

No problem.

Go, ickis!

You're the monster.

I have got
a bad feeling about this.

What do you got in here?

Anything you want, dude.

I want garbage.

Here, try
these burritos.

[ Belches]

Num, num, num, num!

Hey, dude!

That'll
be $ . .

Oh, no, a picture box.

Hey, wait a minute.

It can't see me.

It can only see simon!

♪ You can't see me,
you can't see me! ♪

Ya, ta, cha-cha!

[ Screams]

Whoa!

Take it.

Num, num, num, num.

[ Laughing ghoulishly]

I'm a monster

A scary, scary monster.

Look at him go,
oblina.

He's a lean, mean
scaring machine.

He cannot keep this up forever.

We have to get
him out of here.

Man:
people here

Have no idea

What valuable things

They throw away.

I mean, take this can,
for instance.

A little paint,
some used transistors

A coat hanger...

And voila...

You got yourself
a new tv!

No foolin', bob?

No, no foolin'.

Wow!

Ickis:
fear me!

[ Laughing hysterically]

[ Squealing giddily]

Simon:
how did I get here?

Wait.

Monsters!

What do you want from me?

Nobody goes into my brain
without my permission.

No problem!

Ickis:
come on in, guys.

The trash is fine.

[ Panting]

How's it going?

Looks like fun.

Ickis...

You have played
with that human long enough.

Now it is time
to go home.

Hey, oblina

Lighten up.

Go buy yourself
a triple scoop

Of maggots-- on me.

Ickis?

Get out or we'll tell

The gromble!

I'm not listening.

♪ La-la-la-la-la!

Can we go home now?

[ Yelling]

[ Babbling]

[ Screams]

[ Honking]

Simon
oh, what
an adorable baby.

[ Screams]

[ Cries]

You monster!

Ickis:
thank you.

[ Siren wailing]

That's him!

That's the lunatic!

Hello!

You must be simon.

We've been getting
a lot of calls
about you.

Get him,
get his arms!

Got him!

We're going bye-bye now.

Come on.

Let's go.

[ Siren wailing]

[ Crashing]

Simon:
doctor, my name is simon.

I am a highly educated,
well-groomed citizen.

At this moment

There's a monster

In my brain

That's all.

So as you can see, I do not

Belong here!

Of course you don't belong here.

I'm a very famous
monster hunter!

I've been on afternoon
talk shows and everything.

Well, we're going to take
a picture of your brain

And if there are
any monsters inside

We'll be sure to see them.

Thank you.

They're going to take

A picture
of simon's brain.

They'll see ickis.

We've got to do something.

They'll see me!

I've got to do something.

[ Screeches]

[ Growls]

[ Growls]

[ Laughing giddily]

Nurse!

I got it, here it is.

[ Gasps]

What's happening?

My ears feel so heavy.

[ Beeping]

[ Beep]

[ Snarling]

[ Growling]

[ Screaming]

Good one!

How do we turn
this off?

I think it's this red one.

[ Buzzes]

Or maybe not.

Ickis. Ickis!

Ickis?

Ickis!

There's no
time left.

I am going in.

[ Grunting]

Hurry, oblina,
simon's going to blow.

Yeow!

Oblina? Krumm?

Oh, no.

You're in simon's brain, too!

Wait a minute.

Simon's brain isn't this clean.

I'm out, I'm out!

[ Laughs giddily]

Okay, all right,
I've been a bad monster.

I'm sorry I got you into this.

I am annoyed with you, ickis...

But you were a great monster.

It was, it was like
watching a master at work.

Really?

Oh...

So what do you want to do now?

Go home!
Go home!

[ Electronic crackling]

So we're agreed.

I didn't see that,
and neither did you, right?

See what?

Hey...

Look at simon's readout.

Simon:
get me out of here!

You don't understand!

The monster's
out of my brain now.

My brain is empty now, look!

b*at, b*at, b*at, b*at!

Nobody home!

Oh.

Oh, this isn't over.

Not by a long sh*t.

I vow revenge on all monsters!

Small, short, skinny, fat,
I want 'em all!

[ Babbling]

♪ New york!

Zimbo:
well, hey, we solve the mystery.

[ Chuckles]