Oh, here it goes.
♪ Everybody out there
go run and tell ♪
♪ Your homeboys
and homegirls ♪
♪ It's time for
kenan and kel ♪
♪ They'll keep you laughing
in the afternoon ♪
♪ So don't touch that dial,
don't leave the room ♪
♪ Because they're always
into some more fun ♪
♪ And you don't
want to miss it ♪
♪ It's double k
like do the good way ♪
♪ Kenan and kel, or should
I say kel and kenan? ♪
♪ Then you gotta
watch kenan ♪
♪ 'Cause kenan be scheming
with a plan or a plot ♪
♪ To make it to the top
♪ But they're kinda
in the middle ♪
♪ Because they're all
the same call ♪
♪ This ain't the hardy boys
or nancy drew mystery ♪
♪ It's just kenan and kel
in your vicinity ♪
♪ Like siegfried and roy
or abbott and costello ♪
♪ Magic and kareem
or penn and teller ♪
♪ Somebody's in trouble?
Oh, here go ♪
♪ On nick nick nick nick
nick nick nick nick ♪♪
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Wow! Thank you.
Thank you all for coming.
For all you newcomers,
My name is kenan.
[Cheering and applause]
Yeah, and this is...
Oh, man!
Where is kel, y'all?
[Audience yelling]
Here I am,
over here!
Hey, what's up, buddy?
The show is up, brother!
You're supposed to be
down here.
Oh, I just thought
I'd watch the show.
It's funny, right?
You can't watch it,
all right?
You're in it, o.k.?
Hey, kenan,
do something funny!
[Audience applauds]
I think he can do
something funny.
All right, that's it.
You don't have
to come up here.
Walk up , , , ,
, steps.
Would you
excuse us, please?
Stop him, stop him!
Put up your...
Please!
You wanna open
the show from here,
We'll open
the show from here.
Want some popcorn?
No, I don't want
no popcorn!
All right, well,
Hey, what's
the show about?
Well,
you like movies?
Yeah,
I like movies,
But what does that
have to do with
the show?
Oh, you'll find out
soon enough.
Join me, won't you?
Kenan!
Come on, crabby cake.
It's hammer time.
Kenan!
You see what he does to me?
You see what
he does to me?!
Kenan, it hasn't been
hammer time for years!
Kenan! Oh!
I...oh...kenan...
Come back, kenan!
Aw, here it goes!
Hey, kenan,
look what I bought.
What?
A slingshot.
Ooh! Let me see!
Oh, wow! You
got any rocks?
Nah. I forgot
to buy the rocks.
Just hand me
some grapes then.
O.k. All right. Cool.
Here you go.
Thank you.
All right,
find something to
make a target with.
Uh...ooh! Ha ha!
Yeah! Ha ha ha!
I'm a chicken!
You can't hit me!
I'm a chicken!
♪ Waah waah-ba doo wah! ♪
Owwww!
I'm hit!
Hold it up again!
O.k.! Ha ha ha.
This is fun.
I'm a chicken,
you can't hit me--
Man: ow!
Somebody just
hit me in the eye
with a grape.
Probably one of them
rotten kids in the
neighborhood.
Yeah!
Rotten kids!
May I help you?
Yes, I'm jackie seaburn.
And this is mr.
Stanley goldberg.
Stanley!
Stan--
Stanley gold--
st--go--
You're that famous
movie director!
That's right.
Mr. Goldberg
needs to speak
with your manager.
Could you get him
for us, please?
Oh, sure, I'll
get him for you.
Hang on a second.
Just stay right there.
Chris!!
What?!
Are we being
robbed?!
No, no!
Put that bat down!
This man wants to
speak to you.
Who are you
two?
Hi, I'm jackie,
and this is my boss.
Stanely goldfish!
Goldberg.
I don't have time
to dilly-dally.
Dilly...
Dally?
I'm directing
a new movie:
supermarket cop iii.
Supermarket cop iii?!
That's right.starring buck savage?
Oh, we just loved
supermarket cop iand ii.
Hey, kenan, remember
in supermarket cop I
When buck savage
got stuck in the
freezer?
Oh, yeah.
And in order to
get out,
He had to make
that b*mb out of
the rump roast.
What about
supermarket cop ii
Where buck savage
went into the
grocery store,
And he grabbed
the evil bag boy
by his hair and said,
Hee-yah! Ha ha ha!
Oh, yeah.
Good scene.
Good scene.
But my favorite scene
of all time...
You're touching me.
I--i--i'm sorry.
Was when in supermarket cop i,
buck was fighting the evil
cross-dressers, right?
He was like,
my mama drop , man!
Right, right, right.
We can talk about
the movie later.
Right now I need to
talk to chris here.
Chris, chris, chris.
I can call you chris,
can't i, chris?
They hurt my nose!
Like I said,
we're sh**ting here
in chicago,
And I want to
use your store
as a location.
[Squealing]
Did you hear that?
You're gonna film
the movie right here
at rigby's?
If it's o.k.
With chris here.
♪ We're gonna meet
mark savage! ♪
♪ We're gonna meet
mark savage! ♪♪
No, no,
you're not.
Chris...
What?
I'm sorry,
mr. Goldfish--
Berg.
Whatever.
You cannot use my store
to film your movie.
Yes, why not?
Why not?
Yeah, why not?!
Because, those
supermarket cop movies
Paint an awful,
violent picture
of the supermarket industry.
You know,
statistically speaking,
Very few people
are actually k*lled
or maimed when
purchasing foodstuffs.
So?!
Come on, chris!
Please?
Please?
No! Absolutely not!
I'm sorry, you cannot
use my store for your movie.
We'll pay you
$ , .
All right.
Done!
♪ We're gonna meet
mark savage ♪
♪ We're gonna meet
mark savage ♪
♪ We're gonna meet
mark savage ♪
♪ We're gonna meet
mark savage ♪
♪ We're gonna meet
mark savage ♪
♪ We're gonna meet
mark savage ♪
♪ Buck savage
♪ Buck savage
♪ Buck savage ♪
[Grunts] uh! Uh!
But daddy,
it's my social
studies project!
I wanna do it!
Shh! Don't distract me!
More sugar cubes!
How's the white house
coming?
Daddy won't
let me help.
Tattle tale!
Roger, it's her
social studies project.
At least let
the child help.
No!
It's my white house!
Then what am I
supposed to do?
Go play with
my bowling ball.
I don't want to
play with your
bowling ball.
Go play with it!
Hey, rockmores!
Hi, kel.
Hey!
Y'all ain't gonna
believe what
happened today.
Shh!
What happened?
A big ol'
hollywood director
came to rigby's.
And they're filming
a movie there
starring buck savage.
Both: buck savage?!
Ooh! He's so fine!
And tough!
I just loved him
in supermarket cop I
Where he blew up
that rump roast!
What about the time
that he knocked out
bad guys
With one cantaloupe?
I remember that.
He was like,
Come here, man!
I know what you did
to my brother!
Aah!
No!
Jeez!
Jeez!
Jeez!
Don't worry, kel.
I'll call you
an ambulance.
Why? I'm not hurt.
Yeah, but you
about to be.
Oh, papa!
Stop, papa!
Papa!
Papa!
No!
Don't do it!
[Growls] orrrrrah!
Man, I can't wait
till they start
sh**ting that movie
at rigby's.
Oh, yeah,
it's gonna be cool, cool,
Cool, cool! Really cool!
Can't wait till they start!
sh**ting at rigby's!
Gonna be real cool!
[Raucous laughter]
What is the matter
with you?
Huh? Huh? Mmm. Nothin'!
Nope, nope, nope.
Nopety-nope!
Nopety-nope, nope, nope!
Nope-nope-nope-nope!
Kel, how many of
these sugar cubes
have you eaten?
I don't know. Uh... .
.
A hundred!
[Humming]
Well, stop it, man.
You're acting
all hyper.
Oh, that buck savage
is one lucky man.
Yeah. I bet
it's real cool to be
a big movie star!
Man. I wish I was
a movie star.
Kenan rockmore,
the movie star.
Yeah. Boy...
Just think about it.
Oh...
I'm starting to
fantasize now...
Hello.
Hello.
I would like to buy
some meat.
Well,
here's some meat.
No meat for you,
baby.
Let go of me!
You are coming
with us.
Kenan: I don't think so!
Let the girl go.
Who are you?!
I said...
Let the girl go.
And what if we don't?
Ha.
Hold my shades,
please.
Yes, sir.
Thank you very much.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Clean up on aisle !
Come on, girl.
I need a jacuzzi.
Not so fast!
Now you must fight me.
Pfft. Go get him.
Oh! Oh...
Whatever.
Nunchucks.
Sausages.
Aah!
Oh...
May the pork
be with you.
You are wonderful.
I know.
I know.
[Giggling]
Sure would be cool.
May the pork
be with you?
It's my fantasy.
O.k. Now it's
my turn to fantasize.
Go ahead. Go ahead.
Kel kimble,
Starring in his
own movie...
Evening, friend.
What's your hurry?
Storm's a-brewin'.
Huh?
It's gonna rain!
Rain?
Orange soda!
[Musical buildup]
♪ I'm drinkin' orange rain
♪ I'm drinkin'
orange rain ♪
♪ What an orangey feeling
♪ I'm happy again
♪ Orange clouds
in the sky ♪
♪ Some sleet up above
♪ There's ice in my cup
♪ And I'm ready
for love ♪
♪ Let orange clouds
chase ♪
♪ Everyone
from the place ♪
♪ Rain on, orange rain
♪ I've a smile on my face
♪ Just walk down the lane
♪ With a happy refrain
♪ Just drinking
♪ Orange rain ♪
♪ ...orange rain
♪ Drinkin'
orange rain ♪♪
That was the most
peculiar fantasy
I've ever heard of.
Not more peculiar
than "may the pork
be with you."
That was cool.
Pfft. Not as cool
as orange rain!
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
It would be cool
to be in a movie.
Yep.
Who says we can't be?
Oh--no--kenan--
Come on, kel.
They're filming
that big scene
at rigby's, right?
So?
So they need extra
people to be in it,
And we're people!
We're not actors.
Oh, actor schmactor!
We're gonna be
in that movie!
Uh-uh!
Uh-huh!
Oh, yeah, uh-huh!
Uh-uh!
Come on, people.
We have got to go.
Uh, you, can I have
that -watt jibber
light over by the
the hoop?
Yeah, put the -watt
jibberty-jabber over
by the hooser.
You, can you run
that cable behind
the shelves? Thanks.
Yeah, hurry up
with the cable!
I'm sorry.
Take your time.
We about ready?
About minutes.
Good, good.
Excuse me,
mr. Goldberg...sir.
You know,
I'm not very
knowledgeable
About the moving
picture business...
Cinema, as it were.
What?!
And, you know,
I was curious--
Ah, yes.
When, exactly,
will I be getting
My $ , ?
Soon.
Soon! Okey-dokers!
Soon! I'll look
forward to that.
But there is
one thing.
I want to
thank you for
using my store--
Hey, listen.
Wanna make an extra
thousand bucks?
Another thousand
dollars?
Golly, yes!
What do I
have to do?
Stop talking
and get away from me.
Whoo!
Whoo!
Yeah, boy!
♪ Makin'
movies ♪♪
♪ Silver screen ♪
Lights,
cameras...
Action!
Sure must be
fun being in
the movies!
Yeah, acting on
the big screen.
[Big sigh]
Ah, fellas...
[Shrilly]
yes...?
This is just a hunch,
but would you two like
to be extras in the movie?
All right,
you can be in the scene
in the background.
But you must
remember this...
Uh-huh.
O.k.
What is it?
Do not bother
buck savage.
Do not speak to
buck savage,
do not touch
buck savage,
Do not pester,
disturb, or violate
mr. Savage in any way.
Got it?
All right. All right.y-yes. We got it.
Don't violate.
Hey, hey, studly!
Both: buck savage!
Buck savage!
Oh, buck savage!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
I thought I made
myself clear!
You are not
to bother buck!
Look...what they've done
to my hair!
I'll get the hair
and makeup people
right away.
Oh, man,
forget that.
Kel, grab a brush
and some spray,
brother.
We got this.
There you go.
See, your hair...
Aah!
Aah, my eye!
Hey, hey, hey,
look, look!
Jackie,
take buck back to
the makeup trailer
And get
his hair fixed up,
would you, please?
[Bump]aah!
Now, look!
I am not gonna
tell you two guys
again...
Stay outta the way!!
Now, look!
I am not gonna
tell you two guys again...
[Screams]
staaaaaay....
Outta the way!
[Grumpy mumbling]
You have anything
to cover up this zit
right here?
Sure. I got
some spackle in my car.
And, uh, jackie,
Get me a veal chop,
will you?
Right away,
mr. Savage.
Thanks, babe.
You're the best.
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Uh, m-mr...
Mr. Savage, s-s-s...
Sir, buck?
What?
I--i--i'm sorry
I hair sprayed
your face.
Yeah, we were
just really nervous
'Cause we're such
big fans of yours.
Well, great.
That means
so much to me.
Uh, we were
just wondering...
We loved you in
supermarket cop i...
And ii,too.
That's good to know.
We were just
wondering, sir...
If...
We could get
a picture with you.
Yeah. Yeah.
Then we won't
harass or disturb
or violate you any more.
No, no.
Well...
I guess it'd be all right.
But make it fast.
O.k. Kel,
you go first.
O.k. Man!
Buck savage.
Look at his walk.
O.k. Get ready now.
Wha--
Uh-oh.
What's wrong?
I forgot to put
film in my camera.
Aw, you out of
film?
Well, there might
be some film in
that box behind me.
Hurry up. Make it quick.
Let me get it.
Ow! Ow!
What the heck
is going on?
Those guys are
trying to k*ll me!
No, we didn't
mean to!
We just--
Kenan, kel,
you stop
b-bothering buck!
B-bothering?
Oh, he does that.
Look, one more screw-up,
and you guys are
outta here!
O.k.
N-n-now get back
out into the store.
All right.
Sorry.
Sorry, buck.
Buckley.
You o.k., B.s.?
Whew.
Well, I guess so.
This little mishap
Won't affect my
$ , , will it?
Stop talking.
All right.
Hey, you got
a zit.
I know!
All right, listen up.
In this scene,
there's a robbery
in progress.
Thugs are gonna
enter from here.
They're gonna
jump over the counter
And begin emptying
the cash register.
At that point,
Buck savage
is gonna rush in
and do his whole
big hero thing.
Any questions?
Yeah, what do we do?what about us?
You two and the rest
of you extras
Just look afraid
and do nothing.
Nothing!
Nothing.
I--i can do that.
We gotcha.
All right, people.
Picture's up.
Ooh! I'm so excited.
Just say howdy!
Roll sound, please.
Speed.
Take one. Marker.
And...action.
This is a holdup!
[Woman screams] aah!
Cut! Cut!
Cut it!
How was that?
Did I look good?
Fellas,
this is a robbery.
You're supposed
to look scared.
Oh, scared!
How's this?
Close enough.
Let's take it again.
Roll sound, please.
We have speed.
Here we go.
Supermarket cop iii.
Scene .
Take . Marker.
And...action.
This is a holdup!
Aah!
Attention, all shoppers.
Supermarket cop!
That's me.
Oh! Ooh!
Come on, kel!
We'll save you, buck!
Cut! Cut!
Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut!
Kid hit me with
a pimento loaf!
Stanley, do something.
Ahem.
Will I be paid
by check or in cash?
Quiet!
Now, I thought
I told you two
to do nothing!
But they were kicking
buck's butt!
You let me worry
about buck's butt.
I was about to
destroy them, boys.
You wanna hear
my thoughts
on the scene?
No!!
No!!
We gotta tape this
again,
And if you two
screw up one more time...
We won't, we won't.
We're cool.
[Screams]
from the top!
Boy...
They seem mad.
These hollywood types,
they're very high strung.
Very tense.
Yeah. I know.
Roll sound, please.
We got speed.
Here we go.
Supermarket cop iii.
Scene .
Take . Marker.
And...
[Screams] action!
This is a holdup!
Aah!
Attention,
all shoppers!
Supermarket cop!
That's me.
Hey, kenan.
What's this?
I don't know,
but kel, don't
pull on the--aw!
He got hit
by a light!
Oh, man you damaged
buck savage!
Come on, man!
[Crash]careful,
my camera!
Oh, god! Oh, god!
Oh, no!
Buck's out cold.
All right,
that's it.
We're outta here.
Everybody
pack it up!
Just a sec.
About my check
for $ , ?
Oh, yeah.
Here it is.
All right,
get buck outta here.
Hey, guys,
excuse me.
Before you go,
do you mind if we
get a quick picture
with buck?
I don't see
why not.
O.k.?
...
...
Cheese!
Cheese!
!
Thank you!
Thank you.
Thank you all
for coming
To the kenan
& kel show.
Did you have
a good time?
[Cheers and applause]
Hey, let's have
a hand for our
fake special guest star,
Buck savage!
Hey!
All right!
Aah!
Thanks a lot, buck.
He'll be up
and around
in no time.
Yep. Lookin'
better already.
Yeah. Too bad
we didn't get to
be in buck's movie.
Oh, man, see?
That's the problem
right there.
Huh?
See, we shouldn't
be extras
in buck's movie.
We should star
in our own movie!
We can never star
in our own movie.
Aw, come on, kel.
Grab a camera,
a microwavy,
And a bushel
of nuts,
And meet me
in burbank!
Nafu, man.
But--kenan!
I don't like nuts!
Kenan, w-where's burbank?
A-and what does
nafu mean?
Kenan! Nafu? Huh?
Aw!
Aw, there it goes!
Why?!
02x06 - A Star is Peeved
Watch/Buy Amazon Merchandise
Follows Kenan Rockmore and Kel Kimble, a pair of high school students who go on various misadventures, which usually occur as a result of Kenan devising a scheme to get rich quick, or avoid trouble with his elders.
Follows Kenan Rockmore and Kel Kimble, a pair of high school students who go on various misadventures, which usually occur as a result of Kenan devising a scheme to get rich quick, or avoid trouble with his elders.