02x03 - Episode 3

[bunniefuu]

[Secret agent music]

Locked.

Hang on, I gotta take this to amanda.

Person! Please.

I hate these things.

[Knocking on door]

Oh, hi.

Hey, I got the stuff.

[Coughs] great, come on in.

[Faint sound of talking]

I can hear amanda's actual voice, please.

Any temperature?

A little bit.

Amanda has a fever!

Oh, please, let her be ok, please!

Just . You're fine to do the show.

Good. [Coughs]

Good.

Will you hand me a tissue?

Oh, sure.

Thanks.

Ok, let's see here.

I got you aspirin, vitamin c...

And orange juice.

Thanks.

Sorry. I've been blowing my nose all day.

Oh, it's ok, I'm fine with mucous.

Oh! Amanda has mucous!

I must get my hands on it, please!

Oh, hey, we'd better get going to makeup. The show's about to start.

Ok.

Let's hit it.

Oh, my! Amanda's actual dressing room, please!

Be calm and I'll be--

Hah! Amanda's thermometer.

This thermometer was under amanda's actual tongue, please!

Oooohh.

Amanda's garbage can...

Filled with amanda's actual used tissues!

Thank you.

Amanda's half-consumed juice beverage.

I will use these germy items to catch amanda's actual cold, please!

Hey! You don't have permission to be in amanda's dressing room.

Didn't ask for it.

Come on, you're coming with me.

I beg to differ.

Aaahhh!

Please.

♪ Amanda-manda-manda- manda-manda ♪

♪ Manda-manda- manda-manda-manda show ♪

[Audience cheering]

Thank you!

My name's amanda and I contain essential vitamins and minerals!

[Cheering]

Uh, ma'am?

Something wrong?

Yes, there's something wrong!

I lost my paper clip!

Um, is this a big problem?

Uh--yeah. Look at this.

I've got these two pieces of paper.

And now there's nothing to keep them together.

I can't live like this!

Could we wait and deal with this, like, after the show?

I don't think so.

Ok, where did you lose your paper clip?

I don't know! Outside somewhere.

Ok, let's go take a look.

Wait here. Be right back.

[Cheers and applause]

Oh, um...

Pardon me, sister.

Yes, my child.

Well, uh, this kid lost a paper clip.

Hah! No!

Yes. Um--would you, by any chance, have a metal detector on you?

Oh, no.

Oh, wait--yes.

Well, thanks.

Let's go.

Hey, I love your show!

Ok, let's turn this baby on.

Hurry!

[Beeping]

Hey, it found something made of metal!

Dig, woman! Dig!

Oh, darn, I don't have a shovel.

Hey, I got something.

Well?

No, it's not your paper clip,

But it's a gold and diamond watch.

I want my paper clip!

I understand.

[Beeping]

It found something else made of metal.

Maybe it's my paper clip!

Dig!

[Clank!]

Hey, I got something.

Nnnnnn-uuuuhhh!

What the...?

You're not my paper clip at all.

How dare you dig me up?

Now you will taste my wrath!

Do your worst!

Yaaaahhh!

Hey! I found your paper clip!

I'll give you bucks for it.

All right.

So stick around!

We'll be back in a second to do stuff! Whoo!

Captioning made possible by nickelodeon

And the u.s. Department of education

Katie! Here's your allowance.

Ha ha ha!

You only get $. A week?

How lame!

Nu-uh! With this $.,

I get all the money I need.

How?

With this.

It's the allowance doubler!

How does it work?

You put the money in this slot,

Press the button, and look!

Does it work with $. Bills?

Sure!

How about a hundred?

Why not?

S! S!

S!

What are we gonna buy with all this money?

Oh, I know!

How'd you guys buy that?

With our allowance...

Doubler!

Announcer: the allowance doubler!

It'll make you rich, which'll make you popular,

Which'll make you happy.

Yahoo!

♪ Amanda-manda-manda- manda-manda ♪

♪ Manda-manda- manda-manda-manda show ♪

Hi, and welcome to...

All: the girls room!

Ok, like, as you all know,

My name is amber

And I'm ridiculously popular.

My name's sheila. Do not upset me!

[With southern accent] my name's tammy. I'm an exchange student from tennessee.

Wow! That girl looks just like me!

Debbie, that is you.

That's your reflection.

I like eggs.

Oh, for the love of banjos,

Can we please get this show on the road?

Ok. Now today is, like, super exciting

Because we might add a new girl on the show.

So let's start the tryouts on...

All: the girls room!

Ok. Now, the first girl trying out is...

Lauren thomas.

Hi, lauren, welcome to...

All: the girls room.

Now, we're gonna give you a topic

And you talk about it. Ok?

Ok.

Ok. Sheila, her topic.

Amber is the most popular girl in school.

Please talk about why amber is so popular.

Uh--ok.

Um...

Who's amber?

Girls.

Pffffhh!

Sheila.

Wait a minute! I didn't even get a chance!

Wait a minute! What are you doing?

What are you doing? This is so unfair!

[Toilet flushing]oh, no!

Thanks for trying out.

Bye-bye.

Bye.

Unbelievable!

Ok.

Yinf out is...he nexd gird

Terry garner.

Hi, terry. Welcome to...

The girls room!

Ok, now...

Look, debbie does what I do.

Oh, you poor child.

Ok, tammy, terry's topic for discussion.

What is your favorite thing to do and why?

I really enjoy chemistry.

You know, in fact, I really love chemistry.

Not only because...

[Amber thinking] wow, I am, like, so popular.

Ybody loves me.

I am pop-u-lar!

Terry goes on: an appreciation for...

[Tammy thinking] man, if I was in tennessee right now,

I'd be eatin' fried cheese on a stick. Mmmm!

Oh, what a nerd!

I know I'm gonna flush that girl's head.

[Debbie thinking] I like eggs.

That is why I enjoy chemistry.

But, you know, I also really like math--

Oh, please stop talking.

So, do I get to be on your show now?

Girls.

Pfffhhh!

Pfffhhh!

Sheila.

I thought you'd never ask.

You know, I don't even care because my grades are higher than yours.

And I'm not gonna help you guys study for the sat's.

I'm not--oh, be careful of my glasses!

[Toilet flushing]

My m so mad at me!

Bye.bye-bye. Ciao!

Ok. Now, the next girl trying out is...

Penny nickel.

Oh, I'm so excited!

I've always wanted to be on the girl's room!

Wow! This is like a dream come true!

Uh...penny?

Do you have medical problems?

Yes!

Yes, I do!

Debbie, you wanna give penny her topic?

Oh, yeah.

If you were stranded on a desert island

And could only bring one item,

What would you thumb?

Pardon?

What would you thumb?

What would I thumb?

That--that's what it says.

Debbie, that's your thumb.

Oh!

What would you bring?

Oh, that's easy.

I'd bring my prettiest bra. It hooks in the front.

And I'd bring my special medications!

Sorry, but you can only bring one item.

But...that's hard.

Bra or medications. Pick one before I become enraged.

She scares me!

Ahhhh!

May i?

Enjoy yourself.

[Toilet flushes]

Ok. Like, that's all the time we have for today.

Until next time, I'm popular.

I'm from tennessee!

I'm busy.i'm in danger! Ah!

Weeeee!

Announcer: yo, yo, yo. It's...

Hi. Welcome to my jacuzzi.

Today my special guest is babe ruth.

So you're actually babe ruth, the baseball hero.

Yep, the one and only babe ruth.

And, uh, supposedly you hit a bunch of home runs

Or something like that.

Yep, I hit home runs.

Very impressive.

Now, is it also true that if you spell your name backwards

It reads "look at me, I'm the purple sandwich monster"?

Uh...no. I don't think it does.

I see.

Well, how about a plate of spaghetti?

I love spaghetti.

Announcer: that was amanda's jacuzzi.

Yo, yo, yo.

Bye!

Jessica!

Oh, I can't sleep!

Jessica!

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's with all the commotion here?

You're not my baby-sitter.

Where's jessica?

Uh, yeah, jessica had to...leave.

Why?

Look, I loaned her $. Last week

And she ain't paid me back.

But where is she?

Forget-about-it.

Ok, then who are you?

Tony pajamas. What's your problem, pigtails?

Yeah, what's your problem, pigtails?

I can't sleep.

You want I should put her out?

Not yet.

Hey, cannoli?

No. I just wanna hear a bedtime story.

She just wants to hear a bedtime story.

Hey, I got ears.

He's got ears.

I heard him.

So what kind of story you want I should tell ya?

Well, I like this one about the happy pony,

And this one's about three little elves.

And-and this one--

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, uh...

I ain't gonna read ya any of these books, see.

But I will tell you a bedtime story.

Ok, mr. Pajaamas.

Pajamas!

I just wanna hear a bedtime story!

All right. What should I tell her?

Tell her about the time you got a leg wound.

Oh, yeah, that's a good one.

Leg wound?

Let him tell it!

So I'm ridin' my bike one time, right.

And I gotta take a turn onto king's highway and bam!

A hit a pothole the size of his grandmother!

I got a big grandmother!

Huge!

So anyway, I fall off my bike and the kick stand

Goes right through my leg.

Eeeeuw!

You're tellin' me. Eeeuuuw!

There was blood and guts coming out of my ankle.

You wanna see the scar?

Show her the scar.i don't wanna see the scar.

I don't like this story.

She don't like the story.

He's got ears.hey, I got ears.

What's that for?

Ok.for being an idiot!

What happened to jessica?

Forget-about-it. I'll tell you another story.

Hey, uh, tell her about the time you took care

Of that librarian.

Oh, yeah. So this other time,

I'm at the library, right,

And this librarian lady starts shushing me.

Shush-shush-shush.

I became aggravated.

It was irritating, too.

So, what happened?

He stuffed the librarian in my lunch box.

Hey, I'm tellin' the story here.

You can't fit a lady in a lunch box.

I took the sandwich out.

Hey, what ever happened to that sandwich?

What's that for?

Ok.for being an idiot!

Look, don't you know any nice stories

About unicorns or pretty puppets or rainbows?

Unicorns and puppets?

Eh, let's see.

Ok. Once upon a time--

Uh, there was a unicorn

And he owed this puppet $.

The unicorn didn't have the money, so uh...

The puppet pushed him out the window.

That's the story?

Oh, yeah, and there was a rainbow.

Da end.

I love that story!

[Car screeching]

Tony, it's the al dente brothers!

They got eggs!

Get away from the window!

Eeeeuuuw!

Oh, no, paulie!

I'm hit! Tony, they got me!

There's yolk everywhere.

Tell my grandmother I loved her...

And to lose some weight.

I'll do it. She's huge.

Come on, let's get outta here.

[Car sirens]

Leave paulie. Take the cannoli.

What? You're leaving him here?

Hey, somebody's gotta baby-sit ya, huh, pigtails?

Bye, mr. Pajaamas.

Pajamas.

So...what do we do now?

You wanna tell me the story about the happy pony?

Ok!

Once upon a time, there was a happy little pony.

Did he have a sandwich?

What's that for?

Ok.for being an idiot.

Now...

Announcer: it's time for a...

Hey, hey!

Knock, knock. Who's there?

Fire extinguisher.

Fire extinguisher who?

I'll hit you in the head with a fire extinguisher.

Huh?

That was good.

Yep.

♪ Amanda-manda-manda- manda-manda ♪

♪ Manda-manda- manda-manda-manda show ♪

Amanda. Amanda, please.

Gotcha!

Release my body, please.

Oh, no way, cupcake, you're coming with me.

Achoo!

Bless you.

Bless me is right.

I've caught amanda's cold.

What?

Amanda has a cold.

And now because I've partaken of her sweet germs,

I have it too, please!

Achoo!

Oh! Ah!

Come with me. I'm gonna get you some medicine

To get rid of that cold.

Are you mad, sir?!

Huh?

Amanda's sweet virus dwells within me

And I will do nothing to get rid of it

Or upset it in any manner.

Achoo!

[Coughing]

But you're sick.

Yes. Dreams cancome true!

You'll have to go to the doctor.

Not today, mister.

Ah! Achoo!

[Thump]

God bless me...please.

[Hard rock music]

From his garage,

It's totally kyle!

Um, one time,

I was, like, lying in bed...

Looking at, you know, nothing...

And then, this spider, like--was...

Was like hanging above my head,

And I was all...

Ooh, spider!

So I blew on it--phoo!

Then the spider, like, fell...

On my face...

And I was all...

Ah! Spider!

And the spider was all...

Ah, kyle!

And I was all...

Ah! Spider!

Then...like...

Spider.

That was totally kyle!

Totally!

[Phone ringing]

All children should be arrested for-- childrenosity!

Hold the phone!

Hello.

Hi, who's calling?

You are! Hello?

Yes, this is your doctor.

Doctor?!

Yes, dr. Faminumina.

But I don't have any dr. Famina-dubida-doo--

I have the results of your clam test.

Clam test?

I don't recall being tested for the clams.

Oh, you have a bad case of the clams, sir.

No! You have the wrong--

What's wrong with my clams?

Well, they're infected, sir.

My clams are infected?!

There is only one way to cure your clams.

Well, tell me, what do I have to do?

Tickle yourself!

But I don't wanna tickle--ha ha!

Wa! Ho ho ho ho...!

Quickly, tickle yourself!

I'm doing it.

All right, I'm done tickling myself.

Are my clams gone?

Not yet. Now you have to say "whoo!"

In a very high voice.

But I don't wanna say--

Whoooooo!

There, am I done with the "whooing"?

Hello?

Hello?

Are you there, dr. Fabidababid...

[Loud cheers and applause]

Thank you.

Wow, you guys have been such a great audience.

I really...achoo!

Oh, I'm sorry.

Hey, amanda!

Yeah?

My mom has a cure that can get rid of that cold.

Oh, really? Tell me what to do.

Ok, first you gotta hold your breath and drink one gallon of pineapple juice.

Ok.

[Audience applauding and cheering]

Ah.

Ok. Now what?

Now you gotta put on a sombrero.

Ok.

Now what?

Now you gotta eat a live goat.

I have to eat a live goat?

Ok.

Here goes.

Oh. May I salt the goat?

Sure.

Ok.

Wa--wa-wait!

Yeah?

I'm sorry. Actually, I just remembered,

That's the cure for chicken pox.

I'm an idiot.

That's ok.

Can I have the goat?!

Ok , sure.

Ok, well, that's our show.

I gotta go drain my sinuses! See ya!

[Cheers and applause]

Amanda! Amanda, please.

Achoo! You hear that?

I caught your cold, amanda!

We share the same virus!

Your sweet germs dwell within me! Amanda, please.

I'll get you!

Amanda, please.