02x15 - Episode 15

[bunniefuu]

Penelope!

Quiet, preston, I'm watching amanda.

Amanda show's not on yet.

I know that.

Amanda's on a talk show, please.

Shhh-sush!

So--amanda...

Your entire arm is made of metal?

N-no. It's... Just a regular old arm.

Y-yeah...

But if your arm were made of metal,

Wouldn't that be interesting?

Sure.

Ok. Let's take a phone call.

Ralph whitman, you're on with amanda.

Why don't you call in, penelope?

Duh, please. I've been on hold for hours

Waiting to talk to amanda.

Ohhh.

Will you make me a sandwich?

No.

But penelope!

Susssssh!

Caller: anyway, my question for amanda is...

How much do you weigh?

. Pounds, please.

I don't know, pounds?

Is that with or without the metal arm?

She doesn't have a metal arm!

I don't have a metal arm.

Sorry, ralph. No metal arm on amanda.

Ok, next on the line is...

Oh, please, it's my turn!

John faverneau...

Aahhh!you have a question for amanda.

John: uh, amanda, why do they call your show the amanda show?

Ask a stupider question, please!

Well, I am in the show and my is amanda.

Doy!

Did they ever consider calling it...

The metal arm show?

Ok, what is wrong with you?

Ok. Let's choose another caller for amanda.

Oh, please, please! Oh, please, please!

Oh, please, please!

Penelope taint, you're on with amanda.

Hahh! I'm on with amanda!

I'm on with amanda! I'm on with amanda!

Ow, you're k*lling me! Ow!

Announcer: we interrupt this program

For a test of the emergency broadcast system.

[Long beep]

[Screaming and crying]

...please.

♪ Amanda-manda-manda- manda-manda ♪

♪ Manda-manda- manda-manda-manda show ♪

[Audience cheering]

Thank you!

My name is amanda, and in case of an emergency,

I can be used as a floatation device!

Thank you.

Ok, I was just wondering if you guys in the audience

Have ever been convicted of a--

That was close.

Anyway, if you guys have ever been convicted of--

Who threw the ball?

Hey. What's going on?

[Blows whistle] time out!

What, you wanna play?

Uh--no. We're doing a show right now and...

Why are you guys playing here, anyway?

Oh, they're redoing the gym floor.

Oh. Well, you can't play here.

We can't?

No, you can't.

Now don't--

Excuse me a sec.

Ow!

Stick around!

We'll be back in a second to do stuff!

Egg salad?

Liver?

Pork loaf?

Why throw your food away?

We're not gonna eat it.

But someone will.

Huh?

You can sell your lunch at lunchbay.com!

You just enter the food you wanna sell

And wait for kids all around the world to bid!

Like, what kid's gonna bid on my egg salad?

Or my liver?

Or my pork loaf?

Stupid kids, that's who!

Oh!

And the kid who bids the most for your nasty food, buys it!

Wow!

I got liver!

I got $.

I purchased pork loaf...

And egg salad!

Announcer: lunchbay.com, the convenient way to sell

Your disgusting lunch items!

And make money!

Lunchbay!

.com!

♪ Amanda-manda-manda- manda-manda ♪

♪ Manda-manda- manda-manda-manda show ♪

[Bell ringing]all right, children.

Welcome back from summer vacation.

My name is miss deboat.

All right, let's get started by taking attendance.

Rodney rippy.

Yeah, here!

Mason reese.

Here, here.

Ok. Uh--judge trudy.

Judge trudy?

Straighten your spines!

Announcer: this is the classroom of judge trudy.

If you're judge trudy and it's time to go to school...

Uh--this is where you go. Ok.

All right. Sit, sit, sit, sit!

I am judge trudy!

Young lady, you cannot bring a bailiff to class with you.

I suggest you stop wasting my time

And teach me something.

Teach!

Oh--uh--all right.

Uh--ok!

Uh--i hope you all did your summer reading,

'Cause we're gonna start off the semester with a pop quiz!

Over-ruled.

Excuse me.

Over-ruled. What part confuses you?

The "over" or the "ruled"?

Uh--you can't over-rule me. I am the teacher

And we are having a pop quiz.

No!

Oh! Oh, wait!

These kids are sh**ting spit wads at me!

Perhaps I can help.

Cease wads!

Now miss deboat, do you promise that there will be no pop quiz?

No, I do not promise!

Prepare to fire!

Wait! All right, all right. No pop quiz.

All right, straws down.

Thank you. All right.

Now, will all of you take out your textbooks,

Turn to page and I want you to list

The capitals of all the states

West of the mi--

What the--?

Oatmeal? That does it! Rodney rippy, you get detention.

Kids: boo!

Bailiff!

Announcer: this is a special emergency trial

In judge trudy's classroom.

The defendant... Miss deboat.

The plaintiff... Rodney rippy.

My parents wish that I'd never been born.

All right, rodney rippy,

I understand that your teacher here, miss deboat, gave you detention.

This can't be happening!

Quiet, oat-face!

It's true, judge trudy. She did give me the detention!

Aw!

Excuse me! This boy dumped oatmeal on my head!

Rodney, is this true?

I don't recall.

Miss deboat, do you have any proof

That he had spilled this alleged oatmeal on your head?

Well, how about the fact that I'm covered with oatmeal?

Every single one of you saw him do it!

[Mockingly] every single one of you saw him do it!

What, you get a free banjo with that accent?

It's true, judge trudy, I will admit that maybe...

Perhaps, accidentally, I spilled some oatmeal

Upon the head of miss deboat.

Oh, spilled?! Some?!

You used a bucket!

Rodney?

I thought it would be funny!

Good enough!

I find in favor of the plaintiff, rodney rippy,

And I hereby sentence miss deboat over here

To go on a romantic date with janitor jim.

Oh!

Kids: eeeuuw!

No, no! Not janitor jim!

No, no!

Hello, baby.

Ready for love?

Aahhh!

Class dismissed! Bring in the dancing lobsters!

Director: all right. Very nice everybody.

[Cheers and applause]

Thanks. Thanks, you guys.

Ok, anyone here interested in seeing

A brand-new episode of moody's point?

[Applause]

'Cause I happen to have one right here.

Put this in and press play.

Ok. Everybody, moody's point!

[Cheers and applause]

♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪

♪ Doo doo doo

♪ Ah ah ah ah

♪ Doo doo doo...

Ok, name the capital of north dakota.

Bismarck.

Yay! Olive.right.

[Knocking on door]

I'll get it.

[Out of breath] hey. Hey, guys!

You busy?

We're just helping misty study for the knowledge competition.

Yeah. She's doing really well.

What's that supposed to mean?!

What? Um--moody, is your dad around?

Yeah, he's playing with his boat.

Hey, ahoy there, spasm!

Spalding.

Veronica.

Yeah.

Um--i brought you a present.

A present?

All ashore!

It's a boat anchor.

It's over years old.

If you look on the si--oh!

[Girls scream]oh oh oh!

I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

Dad, dad! Where's your toe?

It's gone!

Quick, we've gotta get him to the hospital! Spalding, find his toe!

Right, toe. Toe!

Ow! Ow! Ow...!

The toe, where's the toe?

I have the toe! I have the toe!

I have the toe!

Oh! I have the toe! I have the toe!

I have the toe!

♪ It doesn't matter that I should not meet you ♪

♪ It doesn't matter that I could not see you ♪

♪ It doesn't matter that I would not leave you ♪

♪ Can you love me for all I am ♪

♪ It doesn't matter that I should not meet you ♪

♪ It doesn't matter that I could not see you ♪

♪ It doesn't matter that I would not leave you ♪

♪ Can you love me for all I am ♪

♪ It doesn't matter that I still carry ♪

♪ All the pieces of the story ♪

♪ Come tomorrow I'll be ♪

♪ Standing here with all I have ♪

♪ La la la la la

Ok, ok, calm down, calm down.

What seems to be the problem?

Doctor, my father's toe was cut off!

Sorry!

Oh--oh--oh! Oh--oh!

Well?

We can reattach the toe.

Where is it?

I have the toe.

All right. Now the first thing we have to do is...

This is an olive.

An olive?

You didn't bring the toe?!

I'll get it! I'll get the toe!

P.a.: Dr. Kravitz, you have a visitor in the main lobby.

P.a.: Dr. Kravitz, a visitor in the main lobby.

Where's the toe? Where's the toe?!

Toes aren't green!

It wouldn't be in there!

It would be back here!

[Bang!]

[Crash!] Oh!

Toe, toe!

...will be right back.

And now, back to...

[Rooster crows]

[Rooster coughing]

Must...

Find...

Toe.

Must find toe, please!

Must find toe!

Must find toe!

Ple-e-e-ease!

This toe?

Aahhh!

The toe!

How'd you find it?

How did I not find it?

What does that mean?!

Give me the toe!

I meant to do that.

Get out of the way!

Hey, hey! Where you going?!

Get out of the way!

[Beeps horn]

[Beeper rings]

[Cell phone rings]

Moody!spalding.

You've been gone for hours.

Where's the toe?!

Don't worry.

The toe and I are on our way.

Hold on.

Any spare change?

Here.

Moody? Yeah, hey.

I'm so sorry. I'll be right there, I swear.

I'm really--

Get off!

Moody: hello? Spalding.

Spalding. Where are you?

Hello. Hello? Spalding?

[Bike horn beeps]

Hello? Spalding, where are you?

Spalding? Where'd you go?

Spalding? Spalding?

Oh, mom, why'd you have to disappear in that hot air balloon?

How can I be brave and strong like you?

Moody?!

I'm terrified!

I'm having another panic att*ck!

Oh, moody!

[Beeps horn]

Move! Move!

P.a.: Dr. Davis, telephone, please.

Moody, I can't wait for this toe all day!

I have to get to the knowledge competition!

You guys go back to school.

I'll wait here for spalding.

Great! Bye!oh, great! Bye!

Miss fallon, we can't wait much longer.

[Bike horn]we must have that toe.

[Crash and screams]

Excuse me! Excuse me!

Sorry! Sorry! Don't worry, moody! The toe is here!

Well, quick, give me the toe!

Spalding, where's my father's toe?

, , , Toe, .

Toe!

[Applause]

Next question,

Name the capital of north dakota.

Bismarck.

[Misty's buzzer not ringing]bismarck!

Bismarck, bismarck, bismarck, bismarck!

Oh!

[Buzzer]bismarck.

[Ding ding]correct.

But ms. Flukes, my buzzer's broken!

Try it now.

P.a.: Dr. Forest, dial . Dr. Forest...

Moody, I am so sorry about losing your father's toe.

I am such an idiot.

I know.

Dad!

How're you doing?

For a father with only toes,

I'm doing just fine.

Hey, do you guys smell barbecue?

Look at what happened to me!

Oh!

Ha ha ha ha!

Let's go home, sweetheart.

You sure you're ok?

I'm gonna be just fine.

♪ It doesn't matter that I should not meet you ♪

♪ It doesn't matter that I could not see you ♪

♪ It doesn't matter that I would not leave you ♪

♪ Can you love me for all I am ♪

Thanks, you guys.

Are you liking the show?

Audience: yeah!

All right.

Well, before I go,

I wanted to show you guys something that I found last...week...

Uh...when I was...

All right, am I insane or is it snowing in here?

[Audience cheers]

Cool! Snow!

Man, I love snow. I can't believe it.

We could build a snowman.

Let's catch the snow flakes on our tongues.

Good call.

Um--hey, you guys,

Don't you find it a little weird that it's snowing here...

Inside the studio?

Excuse me, amanda, amanda?

Yeah. What's up?

It's not really snowing in here.

It's not snowing?

Uh, no. It's tom, our new lighting guy.

He has really bad dandruff.

Oh.

Audience: eeeuw!

Oh, hi there, amanda. Ha ha ha.

Sorry.

Uh--ok, that's our show.

I gotta go try not to throw up.

See ya!

[Audience applauds and cheers]

Amanda, please.