02x05 - Jon B.

[bunniefuu]

All right, are you ready for the show?

All right, let's meet the cast of all that!

Put your hands together for angelique bates.

[Cheering]

Lori beth denberg!

Kel mitchell!

Alisa reyes!

Katrina johnson!

Kenan thompson!

And josh server!

[Wild cheering]

Hey, man, hey.

Hey what, man?

Hey.

You in your drawers, dude.

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Josh, wake up. You're having a nightmare.

Oh!

I was having a nightmare.

And angelique, you were there.

I was?

And kenan, you were, too.

And you...and you...

And even our big ear of corn.

Wow!

What happened?

It was terrible. There we were,

Being introduced to the studio audience,

And I was just standing there in my underwear.

Ha ha ha!

Ew! Ew!

How embarrassing.

It's over. Let's go do the show.

Kenan?

How's my lipstick look?

You're very pretty.

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Fresh out the box.

Stop, look, and watch.

Ready yet? Get set.

It'sall that.

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that♪

♪ Check it, check it

♪ Now, this is just an introduction ♪

♪ Before we blow your mind ♪

♪ The show is all of that ♪

♪ And yes, we do it all the time ♪

♪ So sit your booty on the floor ♪

♪ Or in a chair

♪ On the ground or in the air ♪

♪ Just don't go nowhere

♪ 'Cause everything we do

♪ Is all of that

♪ We're entertaining you

♪ We're all of that

♪ My posse and my crew

♪ Is all of that

♪ So sit still

♪ 'Cause we're comin' right back ♪

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that♪

♪ Check it out

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that♪♪

Oh, yeah, good cockroach on a stick.

Whoa! How you doing?

Wave at me, dude.

Ha ha ha!

Ahem!

Welcome to good burger, home of the--

Hey, mrs. Fingerly! Whoa!

Everybody, look, it's my english teacher, mrs. Fingerly.

Hello, burger makers.

Can I take your order?

Oh! Mayi take your order?

Whoa! Do you work here?

No. You said cani take your order.

That's an improper use of the superlative.

Your participle is dangling!

Uh...no?

Just a good burger, please,

And extra good sauce. Teachers love sauce.

Well, your number's .

I can't wait.

I'm sorry. You have to.

I'll wait over there.

All right.

Hey, beth, come check this out.

Come here.

Ew! That thing's full of bugs!

I know! They're my pets.

I got different types.

The caterpillar's name is sonny,

And the big one right there,

That's a roach. His name is fredo.

I love bugs!

Ed, you shouldn't bring your bugs to work.

It's not sanitary.

I don't let them eat the food here!

No, I meant--

Here comes some customers. Quick, hide your bugs.

Oh!

Beth, uh--

[Crash]

Come here! Oh, wait!

Don't go there! Come back!

You there, on the ground.

Welcome to good burger, home of the good burger.

Can I take your order?

Um, yes.

I'll just have a good soda.

Hello!

Can you say that into the microphone for me? Come here.

I, uh, want a good soda...

To drink.

Uh, there you go.

My soda is moving.

Uh...no...

Yes. That's movement.

See it go?

Uh...

There. It stopped.

So has your brain!

Young man.

Young man.

Uh...welcome to good burger, home of the good burger.

May I take your order?

Let's see. I'd like a bug...bug...big...

Big bug!

One good bug.

What do you want? Oh, no!

Fredo!

This is an outrage!

Actually it's a roach. Look.

Boob!

What?

Uh, excuse me.

Attention, good burger customers.

Good burger will be closed for the rest of the afternoon,

So please exit and disperse and return to your homes

And get out.

Ed, we've got a terrible bug problem!

Maggots and roaches and worms!

Oh, my!

Ed, try to listen to me.

I've called the bug guy. He should be here any second.

Bug guy.

I'm here for some bug k*lling.

Oh, no! There's one left!

Ringo!

Ringo!

No, don't k*ll my baby!

There's a beetle! k*ll it!

k*ll the beetle!

k*ll the beetle!

No!

Ed, get off the bug guy!

Off the bug guy!

I'm sorry. I thought he was on fire or something.

But there's no flame.

Quick! Cover your eyes!

Ed, why are we doing this?

I can't see.

That does it. I'm opening my eyes.

Uh...o.k.

Eddie, you wanna tell me what that was about?

Uh, sorry, I had to be... Uh...naked. Yeah.

Well...

If you're naked.

I got work to do here, so if you don't mind--

Oh! Oh!

Oh ho ohhhh!

Whoa! Ho!

Sorry, gotta dance. Excuse me!

Whoa! Hey!

Join me, guys.

[Jukebox plays]

Hey! Oh!

--!

--!

And now, lori beth denberg with more vital information

For your everyday life.

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb.

Mary had a little lamb,

And a side of mashed potatoes.

Don't count your chickens like this.

Chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken,

Chicken.

If you're in junior high

And you're still wearing a diaper,

Time to grow up!

This has been lori beth denberg with vital information.

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪

This is a human skeleton.

Note the bones.

Now, if this was your finger...

[Snap]

You would now be in a great deal of pain.

This rule holds true for many of our bones.

[Horn honking]

Whoa!

You two are late.

No, we're not.

Yeah, we come in this time every day.

Class began minutes ago.

You should've waited for us.

Oh, hey, you must be the new kid.

What's up? How you doing?

I heard of diets, man, but you're out of control.

Sit down.

O.k.

Now what?

To your desks, irritants.

I am sick and tired of you two goof-offs.

Well, mister, perhaps you can tell me

What this bone is called.

Hmm...i'm gonna have to say wishbone,

'Cause I wish I knew what it was called.

Ha ha ha ha!

Enough! Look, just because you two get good grades,

That doesn't give you a license to goof off.

Well, where can we get a license to goof off?

Yeah, 'cause we dig it!

Enough! What do you intend to be when you grow up?

I don't know...older?

Ha ha ha!

I'm talking about your careers.

Um, doctors would be cool.

Yeah. I would like to be a doctor.

Uh-huh. And, uh,

Just what kind of doctor

Do you think two goof-offs like you would make?

Hmm... Hmm...

Doctors, finally! Where were you two?

The operation was supposed to start hours ago!

Oh, it's not like a medical emergency or anything.

It's a heart transplant!

Oh, big whoop!

O.k., So where does he keep his heart?

Um...let's just poke around.

I think it'll be the red throbbing thing.

All right. Scalpel.

Aren't you going to wash up first?

Good idea!

Whoo!

All right. You ready to cut him?

Yeah.

Scalpel.

Doctors, what about anesthesia?

Oh, no, thanks.

Yeah. Anesthesia makes us sleepy.

Sponge?

Mm-hmm.

Whoo!

Yeah. Pantyhose?

Pantyhose!

Pantyhose.

Pantyhose. Hello!

There we go.

All right, let's get this rancid heart outta here.

All right. Let's do it.

Whoo!

Give it to me!

Give it to me!

Whoo! Wait a minute.

Bye-bye.

[Grinding sound]

Uh, doctors, here's the replacement heart.

O.k. Toss it here!

Bring it! Bring it!

Oh!

Ooh!

O.k. Bread.

Bread. It's coming. Hold on.

O.k. Here you go.

That's a human heart!

You can't eat that!

You're right. I'm a vegetarian!

All right, all right, all right.

Let's get this guy movin', o.k.?

There you go.

You're all done. Wake up.

I feel terrific!

Oh!

You doctors are the best!

And you're funny, too.

Stop! Stop this dream sequence!

Stop!

Your little fantasy could never come true.

Goof-offs like you could never be doctors.

And just where did these pantyhose come from?

♪ This isall that ♪♪

Hey, did you study for the math test?

Shh! Do you see that sign?!

I was just whispering.

No talking! This is a library!

It must be quiet!

People are trying to study!

[Clinking]

Excuse me!

I'm sorry. It's just my earrings.

[Twirr]

Silence!

This is a library!

[Cra-ack craaa-ck]

Eew! Eew!

[Honk]

Shh!

Quiet! This is a library!

[Crunching]

[Telephone rings]

[Soft voice] library.

Oh, carol, how you doing?

No, you're not disturbing me one bit!

How's harold?

He got a job at yakama farms? Great!

Jeans for christmas this year!

Ha ha ha ha!

Really? Well, my electrolysist heard from barbara

That marie got a new pair of waffle pads at targetmart!

They had a sale on pork rinds and waffle pads!

I couldn't believe it!

[Cough] it was--

Hey!

Shh!

Quit coughing in the library!

So what were you saying?

It glows in the dark?!

That could cause a skin rash!

[Cough]

[Cough cough]

Hold on, honey.

Please, I didn't mean to cough.

I've got pneumonia!

This isn't a hospital, little man!

It's a library!

[Twirr]

Now, out!

Please, but it's cold out here!

[Thud]

I've got... Double pneumonia!

Ah--shhh!

So, anyway, I'm doing laundry the other day,

And who comes over but sally hoopshire.

I know! Can you believe it?

So I tell her,

She's got some nerve coming over to my house all sweaty!

Oh, you have to go.

Why not just call me back here later in the library?

All right. Bye-bye!

[Slurping]

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey, could you calm that down?

[Honk honk]

Young man, this is a library!

Do you see that stifle sign?

Yeah, but-- but you--

[Honk]

Out!

Hypocrite.

[Honk]

She's using a drum and blender.

What librarian makes all that noise in a library?

[Twirr twirr]

[Twirr twirr]

[Twirr twirr]

And now, more vital information.

When you're in school,

It's bad to go up to the principal,

Get him in a headlock and scream, "you're a wimp!

From now on, I'm the leader of this school!"

It's not polite to sit up in a tree,

Toss apples at your neighbor's head

And say, "oh!

So that's how gravity works!"

When meeting new friends,

You'll seem odd if you say,

"Nice to meet you. Now who wants to sniff my armpits?"

This has been lori beth denberg

With vital information.

Hey, clavis! Wake up.

The show's over.

Oh, yeah. Kick it!