02x11 - Xscape

[bunniefuu]

O.k. Let's add a little more blue.

And some pink.

And some pork chop juice.

Is that it?

Uh-uh. We still have to add the liquid bolognia.

I have some over here.

Man, I'm thirsty.

Hey!

Here we go. What's this?

Eee--[coughs]

Hey, guys, what's up?

Aah!aah! Aah!

What?!

Kel, is that you?

Of course it's me.

Uh, kel, did you by any chance drink some of this stuff?

Uh...y-yeah. What's the problem?

Check this mirror.

Aah!

I'm invisible!

Sorry. We were working on an experiment.

You what?!

[Sobbing] oh...oh...

Hey, kel,

Maybe no one will notice!

Oh, yeah, sure they won't notice. I'm invisible!

He's back!

Oh, gosh, kel. I was worried.

We lucky this time.

What are you, crazy, making some kind of crazy invisible beverage?

Well, you see, it's not supposed to make you invisible.

We haven't added the liquid bolognia.

Yeah. Yeah.

There. Now it should work.

What's it supposed to do?

Minutes. Minutes till the show begins.

Hey, kevin, you thirsty?

Why, yes.

Give it.

Ooh...ooh.

I feel all gooky and different.

Look!

Cool!

Wow! Wow!

All right, minutes. Minutes.

What?

Oh! I'm a little girl!

Let's go start the show, guys.

Yeah. O.k.

I'm pretty... And I have hair.

Captioning made possible by nickelodeon and u.s. Department of education

Fresh out the box.

Stop, look, and watch.

Ready yet? Get set.

It'sall that.

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that♪

♪ Check it, check it

♪ Now, this is just an introduction ♪

♪ Before we blow your mind ♪

♪ The show is all of that ♪

♪ And yes, we do it all the time ♪

♪ So sit your booty on the floor ♪

♪ Or in a chair

♪ On the ground or in the air ♪

♪ Just don't go nowhere

♪ 'Cause everything we do

♪ Is all of that

♪ We're entertaining you

♪ We're all of that

♪ My posse and my crew

♪ Is all of that

♪ So sit still

♪ 'Cause we're comin' right back ♪

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that♪

♪ Check it out

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that♪♪

It's time for...

Hey, baby. Heh heh heh.

What're you doing here all alone?

Oh, where you going?

Oh, don't leave.

Oh, look. There's good seats right there.

Oh, o.k. Excuse me.

Sorry.

Excuse me.

I can see well from here.

Um...popcorn?

Oh, I'd love some.

Mmm, I love hot, buttered popcorn.

Buttered?! Oh--

I'm sorry.

Oh, look. The movie's starting.

Hey, tough guy, how you doing?

Please, fellas, hush it.

Oh, hush it!

Yeah.

Want some dummy duds?

Mark, do something!

I'm going outside now. I need to be alone.

W-mark...

Where are you going?

Woman: I for one would like to hear what he has to say.

Man: thank you.

Hey, where'd the little boyfriend go?

Yeah, did he leave you?

He's absurd!

He's deranged.

He's...

Superdude! That's right.

I'm the teenaged superhero with powers

Far beyond those of you average people.

I can fly through the air

And I can jump higher than professional basketball players.

I can also crush stuff.

Can you open this?

Yep.

Ooh! Ooh!

I also enjoy...

Reading poetry and...

Baking oatmeal cookies

And doing laundry for the elderly.

Now if you'll all excuse me,

I do believe these obnoxious children

Are bothering you?

Better watch who you calling obnoxious.

Or we might have to pound you.

Ha ha ha! Don't make me giggle.

That's it! Let's take him!

Look out, dude!

[Blows]

Stop it. Stop!

You're gonna make me blush.

All right, back to the movie.

Not so fast, superdude!

Who are you?

I'm butterboy!

I should have known.

Milkman's evil butter-in-law.

That's right! And since you sent milkman to prison,

I came back to settle the score!

So how about a big, buttery hug, superdude?

No. No.

Why doesn't superdude go after him?

Because superdude is lactose intolerant.

Huh? Huh?

Lactose intolerant.

It means he can be harmed by dairy products.

Which include...

Milk, yogurt, whipped cream...

And buttah!

Yes. Butter's also an excellent example.

Come here, superdude. [Whistles] come here!

Why do you wanna harm me?

Because I'm butterboy! Look at me!

I'm buttah!

Therefore, I'm an evil villain.

What else am I gonna do for a livin'? I ain't got no job.

My uncle is lookin' for a good secretary.

Can you type?

No, I can't type!

I'm buttah! And as soon as I rub up against you,

You gonna be done forever, superdude.

Yeah! Come here!

Come on!

No!

Now, just one more jump, and it's over, superdude!

Heh ha!

Superdude, do something!

It's working! Concentrate, superdude!

I'm melting!

I'm melting!

[Grunts]

Whew.

[Groans]

Oh, this is so embarrassing!

You're the best, superdude,

Even if you are lactose intolerant.

Oh!

Now as for you, butterboy...

You gonna throw my head

And then make a big joke outta it. Ain't you?

Yep.

I'm gonna get you!

You sure showed him, superdude.

You butter believe it!

Ha ha ha ha!

And now, lori beth denberg with more vital information

For your everyday life.

If your baby-sitter shows up wearing red rubber pants

And carrying a bucket of fish heads,

Try to get mom and dad to stay home.

What goes up must come down.

What goes up your nose must get gooey.

Once upon a time, there were three little bears.

That is, until they met three big hunters.

This has been lori beth denberg with vital information.

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪♪

...to a theater near you:

Just when you thought it was safe to sniff,

The odor is back! [Back back back]

He wowed you in bad breath i.

He overwhelmed you inbad breath ii.

This time, he will wow you

And overwhelm you.

Bad breath iii.

Sniff sniff, you're dead!

[Maniacal laughter]

This film is rated pu- for...

P-u!

.

Do you know what this meeting is about?

I dunno, but I hear miss lumpco is really mad.

I'm not happy.

I am, in fact, unhappy.

Why?

Well, let's have a look at the chart.

Years ago, lumpco toy company

Sold , toys.

Years ago, lumpco sold , toys.

Last year, do you know how many toys we sold?

Well, tell him, diane. Tell him how many toys we sold.

!! ?

Toys!

Am I happy? Randall?

No.

No! Now what are you going to do about it?

Randall and I have hired

Of the best toy inventors in the business.

They've come up with a whole new line of toys for us.

Get 'em in here.

Well--o.k. Now!!

How you doing? All right.

Hello there, miss lumpco.

How you doing? Nice to meet ya.

Hey there, brother! All right!

So...you've got some new toys for us.

Oh, yes, siree!

We think you're gonna be quite impressed.

Oh, yeah!i'm so excited!

Let's get the ball rolling with our first toy, o.k.?

Ladies and gentlemen,

Say hello to...

The stink phone!

Oh! Oh!

Why--why is it called the stink phone?

Oh, it stinks!

Exactly. It's not just a phone.

It's a phone that stinks!

Get it out of here!

All right.

Now hang onto your hats for our next toy.

Peter?

We know how kids love action figures,

And we have the hot ticket right here.

It's the invisible dude

Action figure!

Ooh! Ah!

They're invisible!

See?

All right.

Wait till you see our next toy.

[Gasps]

What is it?

It's...

The slap master!

Oh! Ah!

The...slap master?

That's correct.

Ma'am, if you'll just place your chin

Right on that rest there.

And pull back on that lever.

[Pow]

Consider yourself slapped!

Consider this--

No, no, miss lumpco!

All right.

No, miss lumpco!

Our next toy is even better.

This doll

Is a real winner!

Aw! Aw!

What do you call her?

Baby drools-a-lot.

See?

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Thanks for the moisture!

Now get that oozing baby out of here!

Please!

Please!

All right.

It gets even better.

Now looky what we have here.

Aw. Now that's a cute toy puppy.

We call him doggy-bye-bye.

What does he do?

Just watch.

[Arf arf arf arf]

[Arf arf--]

Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

Oh! That's without a doubt

The worst toy I've ever seen!

I'm disgusted!

All right.

Oh!

It gets better.

It couldn't get worse!

What kid doesn't love video games?!

Ladies and gentlemen,

Say hello to the punch fighter...

.

Ah! Punch fighter!

Now, this game sets a new standard

For realistic street fighting.

Well, why is it called the punch fighter?

Sold.

They sold it. Yes, miss lumpco.

You sold one!

♪ This isall that ♪♪

And now,all that presents a semi-educational moment:

Everyday french with pierre escargot.

[Speaking french]

[Speaking french]

[Speaking french]

Hey, karen, let's go see a movie at the jumbo-plex.

Oh, I'd love to, kid, but I can't.

Brian's coming over.

Oh. Brian, brian, brian.

Ever since you started dating him,

You and I never get to do anything together.

I'm sorry, becky. I promise we'll do something real soon, o.k.?

That's what you said last weekend.

Things were a lot more fun

When you weren't dating that tube!

[Doorbell rings]

That must be him!

I'll get it.

Yo, uh, where's karen?

France.

Karen, did you see what your little sister just did?

She slammed the door right on my nose. Brat!

Tube!

She didn't mean to slam the door.

Yes, I did!

Hey, uh, becky,

Why don't you just go play with your dollies or something?

I've got your dollies!

Aw, becky, please.

Hmm!

So...ha.

I'm hungry. And thirsty.

O.k. Well, sit down.

I have everything all ready.

I have chips, clam dip, fish tarts, soda. Is root beer o.k.?

Sure. Soda's soda.

Did you notice I'm wearing a new perfume?

It's called autumn stench.

Sniff.

Sure. Why not?

You like?

A smell's a smell.

What's wrong?!

Ah! Hot!

[Gagging]

I guess there's something wrong with the root beer!

I guess so.

I'm really sorry.

Look...just call that root beer company up

And complain or something!

O.k. I will. Promise.

Good, 'cause I mean-- aah! Aah!

What happened?!

Oh, man! It looks like my shoelaces

Got caught up together or something.

Are you o.k.?

Am I o.k.? No, I'm not o.k.!

I got clam dip and fish chips all over me!

If I was o.k., I'd look different than this, wouldn't i?

Aah!

It's stuck to your butt!

Oh, get it off! Be careful, careful!

There, it's off, it's off, it's off!

I am not...

Having a good time here.

O.k. Just sit down, and I'll go get some ointment for your...

Your cactus injury.

Bring me some ointment.

Here's some ointment.

Thank you.

I'll just apply it here...

What the...

Aah!

Can't stop itching!

Aah!

Oh! Oh!

Aah!

Is something wrong?

Yes, of course something's wrong!

Does it look like I'm having a good time here?!

Stop yelling at me!

I'll yell if I want!

Aah! Aah!

I'm only trying to help!

Well, you're not doing a very good job!

You know what?

My sister was right!

You are a tube!

A tube?

You're the tube!

That's it! Out!

Oh, fine!

Aah!

And if you don't like my root beer,

Go call up the root beer people for yourself!

Oh, is your date over already?

Yeah, for good. You know, you were right about brian.

Hey, I know a tube when I see one.

Yeah.

Hey, look, it's only :.

We still have time to catch the movie if you want.

Cool!

Aw. Come on.

All that proudly presents life with...

Peter spends his free time reading books

And building model airplanes.

Flem plays with raw bacon.

Peter knows the importance of recycling our trash.

Flem eats his garbage.

Hey, clavis! Wake up.

The show's over.

Oh, yeah. Kick it!