02x12 - Diana King

[bunniefuu]

Ah! If I make this sh*t,

Something real good's gonna happen to me, ok?

Ok.

Ok.

Yes!

Ooh!

All right!

Flowers for alisa reyes.

Wow! Hey, I'm gonna go put them in water right now!

Wow!

Hey-hey-hey, give me this.

If I make this, I'm-i'm gonna get something real good.

Man. Yeah.

Ay.

All right! K!

You bad! You bad!

All right, you know--

Oh!

Motorcycle for kel mitchell.

It's got a big red bow.

Peace.

Well, I'll see y'all later.

Did you see what he just rode out--

Sure! Gimmee that thing!

Ok. If I make this sh*t,

I'll become the queen of england.

Whoa! Katrina! All right!

Yes!

By the power vested in me

By the people of the island of gilligan,

I heretofore pronouce you, katrina johnson,

Queen of all england!

Cool!

Quite cool!

I gotta get me some of this!

All right. Um, if I make this sh*t...

This sh*t!

Yeah, I'll get to... Meet michael jordan!

Yeah, I'd love to meet michael jordan.

All right, here we go.

Yes! Michael jordan!

Yes!

Hey, ah... I'm michael jordan.

Um...no, you're not, man.

I think I'm gonna--

Yeah, I'm michael jordan, the plumber.

Oh, man!

I meant michael jordan the basketball player!

Well, I've got a...plunger.

That's good for you, man.

I'm gonna go start the show, all right?

I just met the queen of england.

[Applause]

Fresh out the box.

Stop, look, and watch.

Ready yet? Get set.

It'sall that.

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that♪

♪ Check it, check it

♪ Now, this is just an introduction ♪

♪ Before we blow your mind ♪

♪ The show is all of that ♪

♪ And yes, we do it all the time ♪

♪ So sit your booty on the floor ♪

♪ Or in a chair

♪ On the ground or in the air ♪

♪ Just don't go nowhere

♪ 'Cause everything we do

♪ Is all of that

♪ We're entertaining you

♪ We're all of that

♪ My posse and my crew

♪ Is all of that

♪ So sit still

♪ 'Cause we're comin' right back ♪

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that♪

♪ Check it out

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that♪♪

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Aww! Gotta...

Come on!

Aah! Aah!

Got to get down!

Aaaahh! My leg!

Aah! Oh!

Coach cretin, are we gonna get to play hoops today?

[Whistle] no!

Line up!

Today, you're gonna learn how to wrestle.

[Everyone] aww, man!

We don't wanna wrestle!

Why do we have to?

[Whistle] 'cause I'm coach cretin

And I think it's time for you sorry, lazy kids

To learn how to wrestle.

Oh, come on.

Now, I need a volunteer

So I can demonstrate the correct way to wrestle.

Let me see.

No.

Uh-uh.

You!

Me?

Yeah. Come here!

[Whistle] wrestle!

Aay!

Aahh!

Aahh!

Aahh! Think I'm jest...

Boo! Ha-ha!

In your face!

Aah! Watch out now.

Watch your hands!

Wow, wow -- ow!

Ow, my foot!

Ow!

Did I win?

No! You crazy foot-stompin' demon!

I told you to wrestle.

I didn't say crush coach cretin's big toe.

You know I got corns!

I'm sorry.

[Whistle] get back in line!

You crazy hippie!

Who's next? Let me see.

Nah.

Uh-uh. You!

Come here.

Now...

Try to get coach cretin down on the ground.

[Whistle]ok.

Ha-ha. You won't be able to do it.

I'm too strong.

[Whistle] break it!

Aahh! Oh!

[Everyone] ha-ha-ha!

Get off me, crazies!

Get off me!

Aahh!

Ah, ah! Oh, my rib cage is a memory!

All you crazy wombats upset me in ways I can't understand.

You told us to get you down on the ground.

Did we win?

The only thing you win is a one-way ticket to crazyland!

Crazy!

Who told you to heave a basketball at coach cretin's head?

Was it wrong?

Yes!

I'm a man!

You don't throw basketballs at me

Like I was some kind of crazy hoop-dee-hoop!

The life I live is sad.

All I want is a normal child

To come and wrestle coach cretin.

That's all I want.

That's all I need!

Can't somebody help me?

I'll do it!

Fine!

[Whistle]

There! Come here!

Now the rest of you stay there.

Don't come jumping up on me like I was some kind of a junior trampoline.

Yeah.

Now go easy on me, coach cretin,

'Cause I've never wrestled before.

Good!

Wrestle!

Where you going-- coach?

Coach--aah!

[Both] aah!

Coach cretin, quit it!

You win!

Looks like coach cretin is victorious again.

Let's have a v for victory!

Rah, rah,

Sis boom bah!

Aah!

Hah! Aah!

Aah-hah!

Ah, coach cretin.

I think you did that move wrong.

What did you say?

Come here.

Little closer.

Did you say coach cretin did that move wrong?

Yeah. My daddy does it different.

He's a goodwrestler.

Oh. Is that so?

Well, maybe your pretty little daddy could come down here

And show coach cretin how to wrestle.

Show me a little something.

Well, he's picking me up today. He's right outside.

Oh, well, go run and get him.

Scoot at him.

All right!

Dad-dy!

Come on!

[Growling]

[Cheers, applause]

Go daddy! Go daddy!

You just started something. Aah!

Aaahh!

I gotta go to the bathroom!

[Cheers, applause]

And now, lori beth denberg

With more vital information for your everyday life.

If you have trouble seeing, you may need glasses.

If you're naked, you may need pants.

Remember, curiosity k*lled the cat.

Well, actually it was curiosity and the left front tire of my car.

The people on the bus go up and down,

Up and down, up and down.

The people on the bus go up and down.

Eventually they throw up.

This has been lori beth denberg with vital information.

♪ All that

♪ All that ♪ check it out

♪ Let's go!

Did you see me out there, earboy?

It's kind of hard to miss a dancing pizza.

Don't you wanna dance?

Look, pizza-face, I like you as a friend, but--

No, no! I mean, don't you wanna ask a girl?

Are you out of your crust, man?

I can't dance.

Besides, all they'll do is laugh at my humungous ears.

♪ It's earboy, it's earboy

♪ His ears are really big

Maybe if you could dance,

People would forget about your freakish ears.

They didn't laugh at me, and my face is borderline nasty!

Well, I guess I'll give it a try.

All right!

[Dance music plays]

[Laughter]

Were you laughing at my dancing or my humungous ears?!

We can't decide!

Freak!

[Laughter]

Thanks a lot, pizza-face.

Well, I didn't know you danced all spastic. Wow.

Wait a minute!

I got it!

Ooh, my face is all sticky! I know a guy

Who has huge ears just like me.

And he's really popular.

Maybe he'll know what to do.

Does he have a towel?

I'll be right back.

Wooh-hoo! Hoo-hoo! Help!

............

!

Check it out, earboy!

I'm making a money smoothie!

Want a swig?

No. Look, mr. Perot. Are you going to help me out?

Earboy,

Did you know I come from a long line of circus people?

I could see that.

Now about your problem.

You say kids laugh when you dance?

Yes, sir.

Earboy, did you know I used to be a world champion dancer?

You were?

Nope. It's a lie!

Hee-hee-hee-hee- hee-hee-hee!

Hee-hee-hee- hee-hee!

But there is one dance I do know, earboy.

I made it up myself.

It's called the rossy shuffle.

Could you teach me to dance the rossy shuffle?

Only one way to find out.

Lucky for you,

I got my dancing shoes on today.

Ok. Now pay attention, nimoy.

The rossy shuffle is quite complex.

Ok, here goes.

You put your right foot behind your left, all right?

Then you walk backwards for paces,

Right, and then you do a kick,

And kick, and then you spin all around.

Come on now, hurry up, boy.

Wait!

Watch me groove!

Music!

[Swing music plays]

Wow! Earboy candance!

Bust a move, earboy!

I'm so proud!

I'm here to present the best dancer award to...

Earboy!

[Everybody, chanting] ear-boy! Ear-boy!

Ear-boy! Ear-boy!

Ear-boy! Ear-boy!

Thank you!

Thank you all so much.

I'm sorry we have no prize for you, mr. Perot.

I'm looking at my prize, woman.

Fresh!

I got billion dollars.

Come and get me!

Wooh-how!

♪ This isall that ♪♪

And now, all thatpresents a semi-educational moment.

Everyday french with pierre escargot.

[Speaking in french]

Ha! Ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha.

Ha-ha-ha.

[Speaking in french]

Ha. Ha-ha-ha-ha.

Ha-ha. Ha.

[Speaking in french]

Ha! Ha! Ha!

..., ,...

Ahh!

,--

Ohh!

Hi! How are you?

Oh, well...

Isn't it a gorgeous day?

Ah, no!

Hot...hot!

So very hot!

Actually, it is kind of hot.

The radio says it's the hottest day of the year.

Degrees.

Oh!

Thank goodness I have

This frosty glass of lemonade to drink.

Ga-ga-mmnh!

Ohh!

Man, that's refreshing.

Hey, uh, please.

Car broke down. Need lemonade, quickly.

Need bad, need bad!

Oh, you want some lemonade?

Yes!

Sure. No problem.

Oh!

Huge, extra-huge, or huge-huge?

Huge! Huge! Hu--

Want me to bring it to you? Hey.

Hey.

Hah! Ooh!

Hoo! I'm all damp and sticky!

Oh. You fainted.

I had to cool you off with some lemonade.

Oh. You dear sweet child.

That'll be $.

$? B-but that's ludicrous!

I'm not going to give you any $!

But i--

[Whining] I used all my lemonade

To save you!

Waaah!

Oh no! All right!

Waaah!

Man, I'm sweating, I'm burning up!

Why did you do that?

You said you were burning up.

So?

So I thought you were on fire.

Waaah!

All right.

I suppose you want another bucks now, huh?

No.

Ah, well, good.

Make it $.

? I am not going to pay you any $!

But I was trying to earn enough money

To send my puppy to college!

Oh.

Well, if it's for education...

Uh, here.

Uh, there you go.

$, And I'm sorry I made you use all your lemonade.

Here, uh, buy the dog some books.

All that proudly presents

Life with peter and flem.

Peter entertains his guests by playing cards

Or other fun games.

Flem ties his guests up in a chair

And spins them until they cry.

Peter dresses himself like a nice young man.

[Whistles, applause]

Flem dresses himself like a diseased freak of nature.

[Whistles, applause]

Hey, clavis! Wake up.

The show's over.

Oh, yeah. Kick it!