02x13 - Sinbad/Coolio

[bunniefuu]

[Telephone rings]

Hello?

Um...i don't know.

I'll go check.

Hmm.

Who is it?

Some guy who wants to know

If our refrigerator's running.

Mha! Oh, katrina!

What?!

We ain't gonna be falling for your

Little silly prank phone call.

Yeah, it's funny! Oh, you done it to a lot of people.

Don't do this no more.

Why'd you do that?

Katrina, man that is the oldest crank phone call

In the book.

Katrina, some guy calls and asks if your refrigerator's running.

Then when you say yes, he goes, "you'd better go catch it!"

Then he hangs up.

Man I feel like an idiot.

Well, because you are!

That's why.

Ha ha ha!

We'd...better go catch it.

Yeah! Yeah.

Yo, wait up!

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Hi, I'm okrah.

Today you're gonna be entertained

By other people's tragic lives.

Our topic: talented teenagers.

My first talented teenager hails from madison, wisconsin.

Please say hello to jessica serber.

[Applause]

Jessica, I understand that you have an unusual talent.

Thanks right, okrah!

Now what do you do?

I can drink...

Gallons of tomato juice.

Well, get to it, jessica.

O.k.

[Liquid gurgles]

While jessica guzzles down the tomato juice,

Let's meet our next guest.

Please say hello to katy brenner.

Hi, okrah!

Hi, audience!

All: hi, katy!

Katie, my staff tells me

That you have quite a talent to show us.

You bet I do, okrah!

I do bird calls!

This is the call of the hamhawk.

[Ahem]

[Shrilly] hamhawk!

Hamhawk!

Hamhawk!

[Bird calls]

Oh!

[Screeches]

Oh, okrah!

Uh...i--i--i feel the hurt.

Let's check on jessica.

How's it going, jessica?

[Mumbles]

What you say, honey?

[Mumble mumble]

Keep drinkin', baby.

Now...some of our teenagers

Are not so happy about their talents.

This next guest wanted us to disguise his identity and his face.

Let's say hello to...

Mr. X!

[Applause]

Hello, okrah.

Why do you want us to disguise your identity?

Well, see, people just make fun of my...

Uh, well, they make fun of me.

Yeah, that's right. They make fun of me, okrah.

Hey, okrah!

Hey, over here!

Uh, yes, sir?

Hi, okrah. I'm ross perot.

And what is your question, mr. Perot?

I was just wondering...

Is that earboy back there?

No! Shh! Uh-uh.

You know, I think that is

My good friend earboy.

Quiet, mr. Perot! Shh!

Earboy, here I come!

Embarrassing a boy like this...

Mr. Perot,

What are you doing?

I just thought I'd come by and say hey.

Hey, okrah, did you know I got $ billion?

Ha ha ha.

So do i.

Yeah, but I bet you ain't got

A tattoo of a monkey on your belly!

No--no, I don't.

I rest my case.

[Tearfully] I'm going home!

Wait up, earboy!

Bye, okrah.

Here I come!

My next guest has an unusual talent.

He comes from phoenix, arizona.

Please welcome harvey grubber.

How you doin', okrah?

Mm-hmm. Now, harvey, what do you do?

Yeah, I do impressions, you know?

Would anybody like to see some of harvey's impressions?

O.k. All right. Um... This is my impression

Of the former heavyweight champion of the world,

Mike tyson.

[High, lisping voice] how you doing? I'm mike tyson,

Former heavyweight champion of the world.

That's ludicrous! That's a false statement.

Thank you. All right.

Um...my next impression I'm gonna do

Is of the actor/comedian--

Something like that-- named sinbad.

Y'all know sinbad?

I'll do sinbad.

Wonderful, because as we all know,

Sinbad spelled backwards is dabnis.

Did you know that? Oh. Oh.

Hey! You know how you be on the beach

And a girl got a big ol' butt,

But you act like you ain't lookin'...

All: boo!

Boo!and you still be on--

[Booing]and--

Well, what did you think?

Well, I thought his tyson was pretty good,

But his sinbad stinks!

Yeah? I'll show you stink, all right?

I'll show you stink!

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Honey! Honey, get off--

Honey--get--

I'm sorry, okrah.

I'm sorry.

Get over here.

Calm down.

I just lost my mind for a second.

You all right?

Talking about stink.

Boy, you don't know me.

O.k. Um...

Let's check on jessica with the tomato juice.

I'm o.k. I'm o.k.you all right?

I apologize, okrah.

I'm sorry. It's your show.

O.k., Now, jessica,

Well, you know, i--i don't know,

But lookin' at that and then lookin' at you,

Well, it seems like you about to do something--

[Rumbling]and it sounds-- oh, lord!

Whoo! Oh, we about to--

We about to have--

[Boom!]

[Screaming]

Oh!

Aah!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Whoo! Whoo, whoo!

Please come back next time

On the okrah show.

Bye-bye.

And now, lori beth denberg with more vital information

For your everyday life.

If an itsy bitsy spider climbs up your water spout,

Turn the water on full blast and drown the little fella!

Old macdonald had a farm.

E-i-e-i-o.

Old macdonald never bathed.

P-u-p-u-p-u!

If a wild tiger escaped from the zoo

And you go after it with a fly swatter,

Congratulations!

You're the stupidest person alive!

This has been lori beth denberg with vital information.

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that ♪♪

Here. Igby?

Eisenberg!

Here.

Inkman.

Here.

Ishboo?

I am ishboo.

Ishboo, what are you doing?!

Well, I am washing my hamster.

Oh, ishboo!

Put your hamster away.

The classroom is no place to scrub your rodent!

O.k., Fingerly.

[Airplane approaches]

Oh!

Everyone, duck and cover!

Miss fingerly,

A huge airplane just landed in the parking lot.

Yeah, and it crushed some big old ugly station wagon.

My car!

Miss fingerly, you've been ordered to read this note

Out loud right now.

Well, all right. "Attention, attention,

"Females and gentlemen.

"You will all now stand, put your fingers in your ear

And...belch."

[Belching]

And now squat and welcome the father of ishboo, sinboo.

[Nightclub music plays]

I...am sinboo.

Father!

Father!

You have come all the way from our foreign land!

What did you bring me?

I bring you t-shirt from the foreign land.

Oh, joy!

Oh, you must be the one they call fingerly.

Why, yes. Fingerly is my name. I'm ishboo's teacher.

I know. And I am his father. Hee hee hee!

I have come to check on my son

And see how he is doing in his studies in the foreign land.

Would you like to sit and observe?

I would not want to disrupt the class.

You won't be disrupting one bit!

O.k.

[Nightclub music]

All right.

Today the children will be giving oral book reports.

Oh, good, good!

Jeanette.

My book report is about how you--

[Buzzer]

Sinboo, is there a problem?

Yes. I want to see ishboo's report.

Well, we usually go in alphabetical order--

[Buzz]

Oh! Oh!

Ishboo, why don't you go next?

Goody, goody!

Goody, goody!

My book report is on this classic book,

Baloney farm.

Oh, baloney farm!

Ishboo--

Ishboo, I'm sorry,

But baloney farm is not on the approved reading list.

[Buzz]no, no, no!

This is an outrage.

In my country, baloney farm is a classic.

This is a good book!

Uh--w--

W-where are you from?!

I'm sorry. I don't speak english.

Come on. We go home to our foreign land.

But father, I wish to stay.

Wait! This is my classroom,

And ishboo will stay!

You have defied sinboo.

Yeah?

So?

So? Miss fingerly, that means

You must now fight the fight of the hooky-doo.

No, I will not fight.

The classroom's no place for hooky-dooin'!

Then you insult me twice. We go home now.

Wait, mr. Sinboo.

If miss fingerly agrees to fight you in the hooky-doo

And she wins, can ishboo stay?

I like the way you speak, young lady.

I will agree to this,

But if I win the hooky-doo,

Then I take him home with me. Do you agree?

I do!

In fact, I hooky-do!

We will fight the hooky-doo.

Let's get ready to hooky-doooooo!

I want the good, clean hooky-doo.

No hitting below the spliggen.

No hitting below the fector.

Now, hooky-doo!

Aaooowww!

You are a very good fighter, miss fingerly.

Congratulations.

Ishboo, you can stay.

Oh, didoli!

Father...

Yes?

You are the best hooky-dooer in all our foreign land,

Yet you let miss fingerly win. Why?

Because any teacher fight that bravely

Is worthy of teaching my sweet ishboo.

Oh, you crazy old boo!

We've got to go now.

Bye-bye.

[Nightclub music]

♪ This isall that ♪♪

And now, channel b presents

Live from their own kitchen...

I'm randy!

And I'm mandy!

And this is cooking with randy & mandy.

Hi, randy!

Hi, mandy!

Tell 'em what's on the menu.

Today instead of cooking,

We'll show you some of our special new inventions.

We think you'll find these inventions very useful,

Because they all include...

Chocolate! Chocolate!

You've all heard of metal detectors.

And lie detectors.

We've invented...

The chocolate detector!

Let's see if we can find some chocolate.

[Trilling]

Eureka! I detect happiness!

Hmm. The signal seems to be getting stronger.

[Shrill trill]

Uh hah hah hah!

It works perfectly!

Let's celebrate!

Our next invention is...

The chocolate thermometer.

Do they take your temperature?

No!

But they do make you feel a whole lot better.

Randy and I have invented something for summertime cookouts.

The chocolate barbecue.

You just open it up...

Turn it on...

And grab yourself a chocolate steak.

Now who needs fatty red meat

When you can have a -ounce chocolate t-bone?

Don't forget our special barbecue sauce.

Oh, yeah. O.k.

[Sizzling]

[Humming]

Mmm...perfect.

Randy, it seems like the fire's out of control!

Any ideas?

Perhaps we should bring on our next invention.

Say hello to the chocolate fire extinguisher!

Ooh! Extinguish me, too!

Uh-oh.

What's wrong?

My tongue itches. Gimme.

Is chocolate good for an itchy tongue?

I have no idea!

Well, our next invention is...

Chocolate bar soap.

You're not fully clean

Unless you're chocolately clean.

Mandy?

Yes, randy?

I feel all dirty.

Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

Oh, I do hope so. Shall we visit the...

Chocolate shower?!chocolate shower?!

After you.

Why, thank you.

Here's your bar of soap.

Thank you.

Oh, what a chocolatey feeling!

♪ Oh, what a chocolatey rain ♪♪

Bye-bye, everyone!

Till next time...

See ya! See ya!

Hey, clavis! Wake up.

The show's over.

Oh, yeah. Kick it!

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