02x15 - Immature

[bunniefuu]

- Hey, you guys.

We have a few minutes before the show,

so you all wanna do something?

- Like what?

- Well, uh, we could clean this room up a little bit.

- Oh, yeah, way to go. [laughter]

- We could play charades. - Yes.

[all talk at once]

- Um, what is charades?

- Oh, it's fun.

You have to act out the name

of a TV show or a movie without saying anything.

- Yeah. And we have to try and guess what it is.

- Oh, I like that.

- Yo, check it. I'ma go first, okay?

- All right. - All right.

- Okay, okay.

- It's a movie, huh? - Yeah.

- "To Sir with Love."

"The Wizard of Oz."

- Yes! Man, you're good, Angelique.

- Yes, I am. - So true.

- All right. It's my turn.

- All right. - Okay.

Okay.

- All right.

- Ooh, uh, a TV show!

Yes! All right, all right, here we go.

- "Car ."

- Okay, six words.

- Uh, uh, "The Adventures of Pete and Pete"!

- Yes! Lori Beth, you're amazing!

- Well, I drink a lot of juice.

- Oh, well, that's why.

- I got one! I got one!

- I got one. - Let's go to it.

- Okay, come on.

- Heavenly? - It's a TV show.

- Oh, TV show. - Okay.

- Play.

Two words! Okay.

- All right, so check it, y'all.

It's a TV show, two words, and...

I can't figure it out.

- Why is he pointing to all of us?

- Is anyone else afraid? Because I'm afraid.

- A little bit. - Yeah.

- It's a television show with a two-word title,

and he's pointing at all of us, uh...

- "Star Scooter." No?

- Just give us another clue.

- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ This is "All That" ♪

♪ This is "All That" ♪

- Kevin? He's not on a TV show.

- Tony Bennett?

- You guys have to start the show right now.

What's with him? - "Starsky and Hutch."

- Oh, we're playing charades, and he's giving us hints

for some TV show with two words.

- "Bustin' Loose."

- Josh, we give up.

- It's "All That," guys.

"All That"! The show we're on!

all: Oh!

♪ Ah, ah-ah-ow, ah-ow ♪

♪ This is "All That" ♪

♪ This is "All That" ♪

♪ Oh ♪

[cheers and applause]

- Fresh out the box.

Stop, look, and watch.

Ready yet. Get set.

It's "All That."

[funky hip-hop music]

- ♪ Oh ♪

♪ Ah, ah-ah-ow, ah-ow ♪

♪ This is "All That" ♪

♪ This is "All That" ♪

- ♪ Check it, check it, check it ♪

♪ Now, this is just an introduction ♪

♪ Before we blow your mind ♪

♪ The show is all of that ♪

♪ And, yes, we do it all the time ♪

♪ So sit your booty on the floor or in a chair ♪

♪ Ground or in the air ♪

♪ Just don't go nowhere ♪

♪ 'Cause everything we do ♪

- ♪ It's all of that! ♪

- ♪ When entertaining you ♪

- ♪ We all of that! ♪

- ♪ My posse and my crew ♪

- ♪ It's all of that! ♪ - ♪ So sit still ♪

all: ♪ 'Cause we comin' right back ♪

- ♪ Oh ♪

♪ Ah, ah-ah-ow, ah-ow ♪

♪ This is "All That" ♪

♪ This is "All That" ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Ah, ah-ah-ow, ah-ow ♪

♪ This is "All That" ♪

♪ This is "All That" ♪

♪ ♪

- Bruno!

Do you wanna be great?

- Yes, Coach Dullard.

- Do you wanna be tough?

- You betcha, Coach Dullard.

- Do you got what it takes, son?

- Unequivocally, sir!

- Huh?

- Unequivocally.

- See, it means yes in a big way.

- Oh, well!

- I'm a gym coach, and vocabulary

- don't impress a gym coach!

I want you to go out there and be tough!

I want you to go out there and show me muscle!

I want you to go out there and show them

what kind of man you really are, Bruno.

Now, go, son, go!

both: Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

- You ready? - Yes!

- Go! Go!

- All right, class, who's ready to perform

the dance of the joyful kumquat?

All right. Let's begin.

[cheerful piano music]

And plié. Good.

Pretty twirls. That's it.

Fondue. Wonderful.

Twirl proudly.

- Crème brûlée.

[whack]

- [mouthing words]

- We'll take a break now.

- Okay.

- [blows whistle]

Bruno!

Move it! Get in here!

Bring your sorry behind!

Move it, move it, move it!

Come on now, son, move it!

What was that?

What kind of ballerina are you?

You let that little girl take you out

with one little ple-lay.

- Yeah, but she kicked me hard, Coach.

- She is a little girl,

for cryin' out loud, Bruno!

- But she's real strong, and, look, she ripped my tutu.

- That's just too, too bad, isn't it?

- My tummy hurts, Coach.

- I don't give a chicken pot pie!

- Let's begin.

- Now go in there and show me somethin'!

- Show me you got guts, Bruno! Go, go, go!

- Yeah, but let me-- - Go!

- Ladies.

[cheerful piano music]

And step and step and squat and dip

and spin and twist and shout

and wiggle and spit and twirl, twirl, twirl

like a pretty squirrel.

- And ... - Ow!

- And and ... - Ugh!

- And stop.

Wonderful, wonderful. That was ballerina-rific!

Take a bottle-of-water break.

- Oh, Bruno!

[blows whistle]

Get in here now!

Move your bod!

Move it, son!

You are an absolute disgrace to your tutu.

You don't deserve to wear these pretty tights, Bruno!

Never in my sad and wasted life have I coached

such a wretched and miserable excuse for a ballerina!

What do you have to say for yourself, Bruno?

- Please call me an ambulance.

- Oh, I'll call you a quitter!

Quitter!

I'll call you a big baby! Big baby!

[sucking]

I've had it up to here with you.

That's it, I'm taking ya

out of tomorrow night's performance.

- No, you can't do that, Coach.

- Oh, yeah? Why not?

- 'Cause I got nowhere else to go!

[crying]

- All right. There, there, Bruno.

There, there, Bruno.

- [blowing nose]

- Just don't cry anymore, Bruno.

Everything's gonna be okay.

- [blowing nose]

- Bruno, relax.

[applause]

- Oh!

- Bruno! Get up, son!

What have I told you?

Get up! You're making me look bad, Bruno!

Get up and dance!

- And now, Lori Beth Denberg with more "Vital Information"

for your everyday life.

- Never go into your neighbor's bathroom,

jump in the toilet, flop around, and yell,

"Look at me, I'm a toilet fish!"

If a dog asks you what your favorite color is,

run away fast 'cause dogs ain't-a supposed to talk!

Never take two pieces of bread,

put them on either side of your father's head,

and then say, "Aw, who's that sweet daddy sammich face?"

- This has been Lori Beth Denberg

with "Vital Information."

- ♪ This is "All That" ♪

♪ This is "All That" ♪

- ♪ Kiki's boat ran into Fran's ♪

♪ And they sank into the sea ♪

♪ Now they're on this island here ♪

♪ Where they live perpetually ♪

- The "Island Girls."

- What the-- [spitting]

- ♪ I'm diggin' a hole ♪

♪ Diggin' a hole, dig, dig, dig ♪

Kiki, what are you doing?

- Digging a hole!

Hey, do you know what today is?

- Miserable?

- No, silly! It's our anniversary!

We've been stuck on this little island

for exactly four years!

- Pinch me, I'm dreaming!

Ow!

Why did you do that?

- You said to!

- ♪ Got you again, got you again ♪

I'm a crab! I'm Kiki the crab!

- Pinch! Pinch! Pinch! - Stop!

Nut!

You're so funny, Fran!

♪ Funny Fran, funny Fran ♪

♪ Funny Fran, funny Fran ♪

Four years!

Can you believe

we've been on this island for four whole years? Oh.

- Seems longer, doesn't it?

- All alone on this island

with no video games, no television, no--

- Oh, stop.

No--no--no ice cream, no air conditioning...

- Oh, stop. - No shopping, no boys!

- No more!

- Hey, let's have a staring contest!

- I'm not playing your stupid game again.

- You blinked! You're a blinker!

I win, I win, I win!

I win, I win! [giggles]

- Kiki, what's in this hole you were digging?

- A box I put in there, a box in a hole.

- Where'd you get it? What's in there?

- Guess! - No!

- Come on, you have to!

Guess, guess, guess, guess!

Guess, guess, guess, guess, guess!

- This box is labeled "rescue kit"!

- I know. I found it

when we first got stuck on the island.

- [scoffs] You mean this box has been here

the whole time we've been stranded

and you didn't tell me?

- Well, I wanted to save it for a special occasion.

Happy fourth anniversary!

Guess who?

- Ow! Ow!

Kiki, let go!

- Oh, how did you know it was me?

- A life raft! We're saved!

- Yay!

Happy Fran.

Wow, you blew that up in a jiff!

Hey, Fran, watch this!

- Wha--wha--

No, no! What?

- Bye-bye! Watch it fly!

Watch the raft fly, Fran!

- [tearfully] Why?

- Because!

- Hey, you have something on your shirt!

Whap! Got you!

Made you look! Made you look, Fran!

Look, look, look, look, look!

Look, a signal flare!

We sh**t this up into the air

and it'll signal someone to rescue us.

- Oh, can I have it? Gimme, gimme, gimme!

- No, this is our last chance.

- Oh! Ooh!

- Oh, please, please, please, let someone see this.

I gotta get rescued.

I've gotta be free.

Just think, Fran, when we're rescued,

we'll go shopping. We'll go on a double date.

We'll go bowling.

We'll do laundry!

- We'll do none of those things.

We'll get a house together,

a nice little place overlooking the ocean.

- Ain't gonna happen.

- Did somebody send a rescue flare?

- Yes, yes, yes!

- Well, consider yourself rescued!

- I can't breathe!

- Rescued! I'm rescued!

Oh, happy!

I've been on this island for four years!

- Didn't you guys get sick of each other?

- Yes! - No!

- Well, let's get this boat going.

- Yes, sirree.

- Okay. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

You know what? My favorite color's green,

and when I was seven, I saw a movie,

and I can ride a bike too!

- That's interesting.

- I like coconuts! - No one cares, Kiki.

- I know some really fun games we can play in the boat.

I know a song too! It's French!

♪ Comment t'appelle-tu... ♪

♪ ♪

- Quiet, Kiki!

- Wonder why they threw us off the boat.

I was right in the middle of my song.

Hey, Fran, you want me to sing the rest of the song?

- No, I don't, Kiki.

- I'll sing it if you want.

- I'll hurt you.

- I wonder when they'll be back.

- [sobbing] They're not coming back!

Nobody's coming.

You and I are gonna be here for--

- ♪ For ♪

♪ Ever, ever, ever, ever ♪ - Stop it, stop it, stop it.

- ♪ Ever and ever and ever and ever ♪

♪ And ever and ever and ever and ever ♪

- ♪ This is "All That" ♪

♪ This is "All That" ♪

- And now please welcome to "All That"

the one, the only,

Presto the Magic Magician!

[applause]

[upbeat jazzy music]

- Thank you. Thank you very much.

Now, before I begin,

let me introduce to you my lovely assistant,

Abby Cadabra. Abby?

All right.

Ladies and gentlemen.

Now, for my first trick,

I will pull a rabbit out of my hat.

[whimsical music]

Abby. all: Ooh!

- Notice that the hat is empty, yes.

[drum roll]

Ah!

Voilà, it's a rabbit.

Okay, thank you.

Thank you very much. Thank you.

Now, for my next trick,

I will make a strawberry shortcake

appear out of thin air.

Yes. It's gonna be quite amazing.

[drum roll]

Hey, look over there! What's that?

[dramatic musical flourish]

Ta-da! All right.

- Hey, what kind of a trick was that?

You just put the cake there when we weren't looking!

- Thank you. Thank you very much.

I will now make this shortcake disappear.

Hey, look over there!

- No!

Okay, well, uh...

Here I go.

[drum roll]

[dramatic musical flourish]

It's gone!

- Hey, man, you stink!

- Thank you. Thank you very much.

All right.

Oh, thank you very much.

Now, right now you're probably asking yourself,

"How does he do it," right?

- No, I'm asking myself why you stink!

- I will now make this toaster levitate.

That means float in the air.

[drum roll]

Ooh!

How does it float? It's a mystery!

- Hey, the only mystery is how you got this job!

- Now, for my next trick, I will need a volunteer.

Ooh! Ooh! I'll be your volunteer!

Hey, pick me, clown!

You?

How about you?

- Hey. Hey, man. I'm your volunteer.

Let's go.

- Oh, I already have my volunteer.

- So, Presto, here I am

to help you with your "magic."

Um, I will now hypnotize this gentleman.

- Yeah, why don't you give it a try?

- Okay

You are becoming sleepy, sleepy,

very sleepy.

- No, I'm not.

- Yes, you are.

See, when I snap my fingers,

you'll be under my spell.

[snap]

See? He's hypnotized.

- No, I'm not.

- You think you're a duck.

- I think you stink.

- Thank you!

- I am not hypnotized.

- You think you're not hypnotized.

- Oh, man, this is ridiculous!

- You think this is ridiculous.

- That's it, I'm outta here!

- Ooh! You feel a sudden urge to go.

- Oh, magic, my butt!

- "All That" proudly presents "Life with Peter & Flem."

Peter always excuses himself to go to the restroom.

- [mouthing words]

- Flem's going to the restroom right now.

Peter's girlfriend makes all "A"s,

just like Peter.

Flem's girlfriend has a hacking cough.

[coughing]

- ♪ Oh ♪

♪ Ah, ah-ah-ow, ah-ow ♪

♪ This is "All That" ♪

♪ This is "All That" ♪

- ♪ Check it, check it, check it ♪

♪ Now, this is just an introduction ♪

♪ Before we blow your mind ♪

♪ The show is all of that ♪

♪ And, yes, we do it all the time ♪

♪ So sit your booty on the floor or in a chair ♪

♪ Ground or in the air ♪

♪ Just don't go nowhere ♪

♪ 'Cause everything we do ♪

- ♪ It's all of that! ♪

- ♪ When entertaining you ♪

- ♪ We all of that! ♪

- ♪ My posse and my crew ♪

- ♪ It's all of that! ♪ - ♪ So sit still ♪

- Hey, clavis! Wake up.

The show's over. - Oh, yeah. Kick it!