02x18 - Silk

[bunniefuu]

Have you read the script for this week?

What's up with all the bananas?

I know. I can't believe this.

You eat a banana, I eat a banana.

Angelique marries a banana.

I slip on a banana, you throw a banana, and look at page .

How am I supposed to get a banana up my nose?

We should talk to the writers.

That's a good idea.

Let's go talk to the writers.

This banana thing's gettin' out of control.

Hey, you guys. Can we talk to you about the script?

[Eee]

It's not that the script isn't funny,

But...every scene is about bananas.

[Eee!]

Not that we don't love bananas and everything,

But every scene? See, look.

Superbanana,

The banana scammer.

The banana family, ishbanana,

And what's this line right here?

"Welcome to good banana, home of the good banana. Can I peel your order?"

Look, that's not good. That's not gonna work.

And I can't put a banana up my nose.

Guys, we really need to talk

About this banana suit.

[Wolf whistle]

Guys... [Eee!]

Guys...

Aaaagggggghhhhhh!

Fresh off the box.

Stop, look, and watch.

Ready yet? Get set.

It'sall that.

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that♪

♪ Now, this is just an introduction ♪

♪ Before we blow your mind ♪

♪ The show is all of that ♪

♪ And yes, we do it all the time ♪

♪ So sit your bootie on the floor ♪

♪ Or in a chair

♪ On the ground or in the air ♪

♪ Just don't go nowhere

♪ 'Cause everything we do

♪ Is all of that

♪ We're entertaining you

♪ We're all of that

♪ My posse and my crew

♪ It's all of that

♪ So sit still

♪ 'Cause we're comin' right down ♪

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that♪

♪ Check it out

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that♪♪

Captioning made possible by nickelodeon

And u.s. Department of education

It's time for...

And so, class, had abraham lincoln

Never chopped down that cherry tree,

America may never have

Won the w*r with switzerland.

Hey, everybody, they're about to announce the decision.

Oh, my!

I'll turn on the tv.

Man, that milkman's really gonna get it.

No way. Milkman'll walk.

After everything he's done to superdude?

Yeah. Milkman's going to prison. You'll see.

Man: will the defendant please rise?

Woman: we, the jury, in the above-entitled action,

Find the defendant, mirlk--milkman

Not guilty of all charges.

[People in courtroom gasp]

Thank you.

Good heavens.

I can't believe this.

I knew it!

How could they just let milkman go?

Only superdude knows.

Oh...he knows.

[Bell rings]

What are we gonna do?

I don't know what we're gonna do.

[Cow bell rings, cow moos]

Nobody mooooooooove!

It's milkman!

Get out of here!

School is no place for evil dairymen.

What do you want with us?

Not us,sweetheart. You!

You leave penny be.

Yeah, yeah. You leave penny be, mister.

Grab her!

Hey, that was--

What are you gonna do with me?

I haven't quite decided, penny lane.

But I'll bet milk to butter

That pretty soon one certain super boob

Is gonna try to save you.

You call superdude a boob again,

You'll be worry, milkman.

Aha!

Superdude.

That's right, I'm superdude,

The teenage superhero with powers

Far beyond those of most professional wrestlers.

I can crush ice,

And I can stop trucks with my butt,

And I can stay up as late as I want.

I also enjoy cream-colored ponies

And crisp apple strudel

And doorbells and sleigh bells

And schnitzel with noodles.

Those are a few of my favorite things.

All right, milkman.

Let penny go.

[Chuckling]

Boys!

Don't make me giggle.

I'm not afraid of your little...

Punks and their squirt g*ns.

Oh, yeah?

Even if these squirt g*ns were filled with...

Hmm...

I don't know.

Milk?!

Why is superdude afraid of milk?

Because superdude is lactose intolerant.

Lactose intolerant? You mean he can't handle dairy products,

Such as cheese, cream, butter, or milk?

That's exactly what I mean.

So what do you want, milkman?

Oh, it's real simple, superdude.

I just want to try out my new little toy.

[All gasp]

No, don't gasp until we know what it is.

Well, I'll tell you what it is.

It's just a little invention I have designed

To reduce your super strength forever!

[Laughing]

See, now you can gasp.

[All gasp]

Here goes.

Ooh! No!

Ah! It's working!

Oh, no!

Now I'm mad.

[Laughing]

Sorry, little fella.

Now I can commit all the crimes I want

And bother people all over the world!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

That does it.

[Whump]

Ow! Get superdude off me!

Get him off me!

He's too little to be b*ating me up.

Let me out!

Let's go commit crimes!

No!

[High-pitched karate cry]

Hit the switch!

O.k.

Squirt him!

No!

Now, as for you, milkman!

See ya.

Gee, superdude. Do you think

Milkman will cause you any more trouble?

Maybe just a little.

And now lori beth denberg with more vital information

For your everyday life.

If your neighbor asks you

If he can borrow a cup of sugar,

You'll sound weird if you say,

"Oh, you can have the sugar,

If you'll let me drink out of your toilet."

You can hug your mother.

You can ride a bike.

But you cannot teach a chicken pot pie

To speak spanish.

Doggies say woof woof.

Kitties say meeee-ow.

I say get off my lawn or I'm callin' the cops.

This has been lori beth denberg with vital information.

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that ♪

Here's your library card!

Thank you, mrs. Hushbaum.

Quiet!

No talking in the library.

But I was just thanking you--

That does it! If you can't obey the library rules,

Then you can't have a library card!

[Loud whirring]

I don't get it.

[Whistle blows]

Shhh!

Just study!

Quietly!

[Loud popping]

Come on, pop!

Pop my corn!

Needs butter!

[Loud squirting]

[Honk]

Silence!

This is a library, not a chat house.

[Loud blowing]

Oh. Oh.

[Clanging]

It's time to feed the parrot!

It's time to feed the parrot.

[Glass breaking]

Time to feed the parrot.

Time to feed the parrot.

Quiet!

Quiet.

This is a library!

This is a library.

[Twirr]

Noisy bird! Can't you read the signs?

No.

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Quit laughing!

This is a library, not a chuckle hut!

[Lawnmower]

I'm mowing the library!

There's no need for this.

What's to mow?

[Twirr]

Silence!

[Telephone rings]

[Softly] library.

Well, this is mrs. Hushbaum.

[Shouting] I won a free trip!

To memphis?!

I won a free trip to memphis!

I won! I can't believe it!

[Fireworks exploding]

I won!

That violates so many safety standards.

Let's get outta here!

Quiet!

No talking in the library!

Look out, sky!

And now,all that presents a semi-educational moment.

Everyday french with pierre escargot.

[Speaking french]

[Speaking french]

[Speaking french]

♪ This isall that ♪♪

He sh**t...

And scores!

[Coughing]

Hey! What's with throwing me in the garbage?

Who--who--

What--what are you?

I am a genie. My name is falafel.

Falafel. Falafel the genie.

But what are you doing in a can of root beer?

Aren't you guys

Supposed to come out of magical lamps?

Oh, honey.

Don't believe everything you read.

Oh, eew, I have root beer all over me.

Wow! My own genie!

That's correct. Make a wish.

Hey, aren't you supposed to call me master?

Don't push it.

O..k., O.k.

Um...i, uh...

I wish for...

$ Million.

No, no, make that .

Your wish shall be.

Waaagggghhhh!

There you go.

But...

This is $.. I meant million.

Oh. Million.

I feel bad.

I'm sorry. Next wish?

I still want my million.

Your wish shall be.

Waaagggghhhhh!

This is chicken salad!

You don't like chicken salad?

Listen, that's not the point!

Right.

Let me try again.

Waaaaggggghhhhh!

Uh...that guy's taking a shower.

Has anybody seen my house?

No. Falafel?

Right.

Waaaaggggghhhhh!

Falafel, help me.

Listen, falafel.

Yes.

Not to be rude,

But is there any possible way

That I can wish for another genie?

I mean, instead of you?

[Crying]

I'm a failure.

No. Falafel, please don't cry.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.

You're a great genie.

You just need a little work, that's all.

Yeah? Maybe if i, like,

Concentrated harder, huh?

I guess it couldn't hurt.

Next wish?

O.k. How about a really, really cool motorcycle?

Your wish shall be.

Yeah, right.

Now I'm a woman.

Sorry.

I wish I was outta here.

Fa-falafel?!

Falafel!

Help!

♪ La la la la la la la

♪ La la la la la la la ♪

Falafel!

All that proudly presents

Life with peter and flem.

[Buzzing]

Peter kills flies with a yellow fly swatter.

Flem kills flies

With his little brother's guitar.

After watching a fine program,

Peter turns off the television with the remote control.

Flem uses a brick.

[Crash]

Hey, clavis! Wake up.

The show's over.

Oh, yeah. Kick it!