02x22 - Monifah

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Have you ever wondered what we'll all be like in years?

Do you remember what we were like years ago?

Wow. That certainly was interesting.

Hey, guys, we gotta go do the show.

Yeah, come on.

Fresh out the box.

Stop, look, and watch.

Ready yet? Get set.

It'sall that.

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that♪

♪ Check it, check it

♪ Now, this is just an introduction ♪

♪ Before we blow your mind ♪

♪ The show is all of that ♪

♪ And yes, we do it all the time ♪

♪ So sit your booty on the floor ♪

♪ Or in a chair

♪ On the ground or in the air ♪

♪ Just don't go nowhere

♪ 'Cause everything we do

♪ Is all of that

♪ We're entertaining you

♪ We're all of that

♪ My posse and my crew

♪ Is all of that

♪ So sit still

♪ 'Cause we're comin' right back ♪

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that♪

♪ Check it out

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that♪♪

Captioning made possible by nickelodeon

And the u.s. Department of education

This way.

These right here are king harold's golden trousers.

As none of you know, king harold ruled all of nebraska

Over , years ago.

He was a tiny king, only about yay high.

One day he proclaimed, "I am king harold,

And my little pants shall be made of gold."

Today his trousers are said to be worth $ billion and cents.

Very valuable.

Moving on, over here we have the snack bar,

With hot dogs worth $..

Ooh!

[Alarm rings]

I'm detective dan.

Oh, excuse me, miss.

[Alarm stops]

I didn't mean to startle you. Oh, you seem to have dropped your trousers.

Here you are, ma'am.

Thanks.

No problem.

We heard the alarm go off!

I'm detective dan.

[Gasps]

Someone has stolen

King harold's golden trousers!

What?! Everyone hit the floor!

You too, snack pants.

Why are we on the floor?

O.k., Get up.

Have you called the police?

You arethe police!

Hey! Watch your mouth.

All right. Now will you please help us find

King harold's golden trousers?!

Not to worry, ma'am. King harold may have my trousers.

Ooh!

Here you are.

King harold is dead.

Dead?!

Well, don't worry, ma'am. I'll find the k*ller.

King harold has been dead for thousands of years!

I'm working as fast as I can!

Our work here is done. Let's go, boys.

But you still have to find out who's stolen the golden trousers!

Uh-huh.

So when were these so-called golden trousers stolen?

Just a few moments ago,

Which would mean the thief is still in this room.

It has to be one of them!

[All gasp]

Please be careful with that sculpture!

And who stole these golden trousers, ma'am?

One of them did it. Please do be careful.

Wait!

You! You have dark hair...

You're wearing a green shirt,

And you're eating a hot dog.

Officers, arrest this woman.

Ow, ow! Why are you arresting me?

For eating a hot dog and wearing a green shirt?

Ow!

Wait a minute. The hot dog!

Hey! Who are you calling a hog dog?

No! Everyone in this group has a hot dog except...

Her!

While we went to the snack bar,

She must have stayed behind and stolen the golden trousers!

That's why we all have hot dogs, and she doesn't!

I see.

Where are you going?

To get this young lady a hot dog.

You're missing the point entirely!

I'm detective dan.

Yes. Yes, you're detective dan.

And you're a trouser thief!

No, those are just my, um, my...

There they are. See 'em?

[Woman screaming]

Sorry. I was just curious what this switch did.

She's gone! The thief got away!

Why did you turn off the lights?!

Nobody move! Someone's stolen my pants!

They're right there.

Aha!

Seems we have a trouser thief in our midst, boys.

So, what do you have to say for yourself?

Ah! Not talking, huh?

Officers, arrest this man.

We'll get a story from him down at the station.

Looks like my work here is done. Let's go, boys.

I always have had a fondness for great art.

I especially like this one.

That's the exit sign.

I'm detective dan.

What a moron.

And now lori beth denberg with more vital information

For your everyday life.

If you ever laugh so hard that milk comes out of your nose,

Put it in your brother's cereal,

Because, after all, it's good to recycle.

Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

No one cared.

When meeting a new friend, it's nice to say,

"Hello, pleased to meet you."

It's not nice to say, "get outta my face, jippy-joe nasty pants!"

This has been lori beth denberg with vital information.

Oh, look out, look out! Lasers!

Chills!

Oh, lucky!

How about a little torpedo?

Oh, cheap sh*t, cheap sh*t.

You're just slow.

Oh, don't you just wish. Yes!

See, honey, I told you. Look at them.

Unbelievable! Kids, stop what you're doing right now.

Video games. Is that all you kids ever do?!

No.

Sometimes we watch cartoons.

That's enough out of you, young man.

[Both whine] aw!

Don't saw "aw." Hazel, go do your homework immediately.

After that, you're to clean up the kitchen

And read that set of encyclopedias.

The wholeset of encyclopedias?

Dad: mm-hmm!

Oh, man!

Tough luck, kid.

And you, young man! Take out the garbage, and then go mow the lawn.

I mowed the lawn.

Then mow the neighbor's lawn.

It's nighttime.

Then practice your harp.

Dad!

[Disgusted] parents.

Unbelievable.

I wonder if there's another world out there,

Another planet,

Where kids get what they want.

I don't know about that. Another world...

Where kids get what they want?

I don't know.

[Loud cracking]

I'm gonna practice my harp now.

A better planet...

[Harp music plays]

A better life. I wonder.

Wonder...

Wonder...

Wonder...

See, honey, I told you! Look at them.

Unbelievable! Kids, stop this immediately.

Just what do you think you're doing?!

My homework.

Homework! You're doing homework

When you have video games to play?!

Sorry.

Young lady, you stand over there and play alien strike

Until you get , points.

All right.

Take that, alien boy.

No more harp playing for you, mr. Musician.

If you wanna play something, play this!

O.k., Dad.

[Strikes chord]

Turn up the volume!

Oh, right, mom. Sure.

[Louder]

Much better.

There you go.

,. That's a new high score.

Oh, honey, we're so proud.

We're proud of you both.

In fact, I think I know kids who deserve a week off from school!

Thanks, pop.

Thanks.

Oh, my, I almost forgot dinner.

All right, kids, you heard your mother.

Dinnertime.

Everyone, put your hands in the dirt.

Hey, mom, what's for dinner?

Yeah, we're starving.

A giant bowl of ice cream!

Yay!

Oh, don't be shy. Dive in.

O.k.

Hooray!

Now, remember, kids,

Chew with your mouth open.

O.k.

Mmm! That is delicious.

Mom, mom!

After dinner, can we go outside and play some ball?

Yeah, can we?

Play ball?

Outside?!

Is something wrong with our living room?

Noooooo!

No.

Help me out of this, mom.

All right, there you go, little one.

Here you go, honey.

Whoo! A little football!

All right! Let's go!

Dad, I'm open!

All right, son.

Oops.

Mom, can you get me the ball?

Hazel, go long!

O.k., Over here.

Oops.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

I got it. Hey, go long.

Touchdown! Whoa!

[Glass shatters]

Good one, son!

Hop in, sis.

O.k. Let's have some more ice cream.

♪ This isall that ♪♪

And nowall that presents a semi-educational moment...

Everyday french with pierre escargot.

[Speaking french]

[Speaking french]

[Speaking french]

[Ice cream truck music]

It--it's here!

Whoo hoo! Whoo hoo!

The ice cream truck's here!

♪ The cream truck is here!

Sorry, mr. Fish, there's no time to feed you now.

Ice cream truck's here!

Oh!

Ice cream truck's here!

I see you, ice cream truck!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Hello, regis? Yeah.

I can't talk now. Ice truck's here. Bye.

Hey, eddie!

Look what I found!

$ Million!

You want half?

Not now, jimmy. Can't talk.

Aaaagggghhhhhhh!

[Kisses]

[Crash]

Ice cream truck's here!

Eddie, they just took grandma to the hospital.

She's all puffy and swollen.

Later. Ice cream truck's here!

Eddie!

Nooooooooo!

Wait for me!

Mr. Ice cream truck man!

Aaaggghhhhh! Aaagggghhhh!

Aaagggghhhhh! Aaaggghhhh! Aaaagggghhhhh!

[Car horn]

Aaaagggghhhhh! Wait for me!

[Panting]

Aaaaggggghhhhh![Growling]

Ow!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whoa! Wow, that hurts!

Ignore...leg pain. Must keep going.

Must...catch...it.

Need...to catch ice cream truck.

Ice cream, ice cream![Growling]

He...help! Come here.

[Tires squeal]

Oh, no!

[Thud]

[Growling]

Ice cream!

Wait for me!

[Coughing]

You...give me ice cream.

That'll be one buck.

No!!!!!!!!!

What, no money?

I'll be right back.

All that proudly presents life withpeter and flem.

Peter enjoys many hobbies.

Here's his fine stamp collection.

Flem collects girl's ponytails.

Peter likes to paint beautiful pictures

Of flowers and meadows.

Flem paints the neighbor boy.

Hey, clavis! Wake up.

The show's over.

Oh, yeah. Kick it!