04x03 - Battle of the Century/A Perfect World

[bunniefuu]

[ Clock chiming, thunderclap]

[ Creaking]

[ Owl hooting]

[ Shrieking]

[ Crying]

[ Gasps]

[ Screaming]

Olly, olly, oxen free!

[ Needle scratching record]

[ Chuckles]

[ Thunder]

[ Maniacal laughter]

It is finished.

No one will laugh at me again.

[ Laughing]

With my new creation

No monster will escape
the grasp

Of simon... The monster hunter!

[ Laughing insanely]

[ Thunder crashes]

Simon
the monster hunter--

The number one thr*at
to the monster world.

We have not heard
from our nemesis in over a year.

Maybe he gave up.

Maybe we scared him so much

He's never coming back.

[ Chortles]

A human like simon
never gives up!

He's up to something--
I can sense it.

But what?

Someone must go above ground

And see what he's up to.

Any volunteers?

[ All gasp]

Uh, sorry I'm late.

[ Growls]

What, what?

[ Crying]

Of all the rotten luck.

Looks okay to me.

[ Simon cackling]

[ Gulps]

The time has come

To unleash the ultimate
monster-hunting machine--

The simon-mobile!

[ Laughing maniacally]

[ Screams]

[ Squealing]

[ Panting]

Ickis?

What is it?!

[ Stammers]

We're all going to die!

[ Class gasps]

[ Laughing]

Here comes simon!

[ Grunts]

[ Grunts in frustration]

All right, hurry, hurry!

We must act fast.

[ Commotion]

[ Simon grunting]

Bend, bend, bend.

[ Grunts]

Aha!

The right tool

For the right job.

[ Laughing]

Gromble:
quickly, students.

For all we know,
simon could be on his way.

Here comes simon!

[ Crashing]

[ Dial tone]

Woman:
we're sorry, this number

Is not in service.

This is a recording.

It's hideous.

It's filthy.

It's, it's perfect!

[ Laughing]

Nothing,
nothing in this world

Can stop me now!

[ Siren blaring]

May I see your
driver's license, please?

[ Disco music]

[ Laughing]

Gromble:
oblina, krumm

I want you to know
that I chose you

As my crew because
of your brains

Your frightfulness
and bravery

Exhibited throughout
the school year.

What about me?

Because I don't want
you out of my sight.

Everyone
to your stations.

[ Shrieking with laughter]

Your taillight is out, but

I'm going to let you
off with a warning.

Now go on...

[ Snorting laugh]

...get out of here.

[ Grunting]

[ Whirring]

It's not starting.

Hmm. Maybe it's the skinkiator

The gunk shaft,
or the crudolytic converter.

[ Screeches]

We're doomed!

We're dead!

Good-bye, oblina.

Good-bye, krumm.

[ Crying]

Krumm?

[ Engine f*ring]

[ Honking]

[ Motorists shouting]

[ Frustrated grunting]

It's quiet.

Quiet is good.

Too quiet.

[ Rumbling]

[ Yelling]

Here he comes!

Monster your station!

Let the battle begin!

[ Laughing maniacally]

[ Whirring]

It won't start!

Come here, little monsters.

Uncle simon is here

To take you away.

[ Laughing]

Whoa!

Hey, what's going on...?

[ Yelling]

I'm good, I'm good

I'm really, really good.

[ Laughing]

Maybe it is the gruel pump
or the hair filter.

The end is near, this is it!

I don't want to die.

Be right back.

[ Engine starts]

Wahoo!

Krumm, you're a genius.

[ Loud rumbling]

Yee-ha!

[ Laughing]

Ickis, monster the devaculizer!

Aye, aye, sir.

Oblina, load the gorpedo!

Aye, aye, sir.

Krumm?

Aye, aye, sir.

[ Feet pattering]

Sir?

Prepare to fire.

[ Snapping]

Uh-oh.

Fire!

[ Air whooshing]

Bull's-eye!

Yeah!

Good show!yes, all right!

Yes, yes!

Curses!

Well, it's going to take

A lot more than that
to scare away

Simon the monster hunter.

[ Simon laughing]

What is he
doing now?

He is going to douse us...

With perfume.

[ All screaming]

You're mine now, freaks!

[ Teeth chattering]

Don't worry.

We'll activate the anti-toilette
resistance system.

[ Toilet flushing]

[ Whirring]

[ Coughing]

You want to play rough...

[ Coughing]
eh?

I'll show you...

I'll show you rough!

[ Laughs, coughs]

Eat suds!

We're clean!

[ Groaning]

Oh, no!

[ Bellows]:
quiet!

So, we're clean.

Let's get dirty!

All right!

Victory!

Ha ha, we did it!

We b*at simon!
All right!

[ Laughing gleefully]

[ Yells]

Yes, yes!

[ Loud rumbling]

[ Bubbling]

The lahmp.

The lahmp.

The lahmp.

The lahmp.

[ Together]:
the lamp.

I've done it!

I've done it!

I won! Victory

Victory is mine!

You are the losers

And I am the winner!

I'll be famous.

I'll write a book.

Let's see, uh,
maybe a las vegas show.

Yeah, yeah, "simon
and his amazing monsters."

I'll make them jump
through hoops

And wear funny hats.

Maybe a closing kick number,
a chorus line.

Yes!

You!

Did you really think
you could match the genius

Of simon the monster hunter

With this piece of... Junk?!

[ Sputtering to life]

Whoa.

What's going on?

[ Motor humming]

Ahh! Stop!

Wh-what do you think
you're doing?

You'll ruin everything!

Wo-wo-wo-wo-wee!

[ Screaming]

No!

What's happening?

[ Both scream]

Get back here

You cowards!

We have done it!

We won!

We did?

Krumm:
all right!

[ All laughing, cheering]

[ Gasping]

Krumm:
all right!

Oblina:
victory!

Are you afraid of simon the...

Yikes!

[ Loud rumbling]

There, my little
creepy crew

The lesson for simon
and the entire human world.

Don't mess with monsters!

Although I'm sure
we'll see him again someday

And we'll be ready.

Let's go home.

[ Giggling]

Can I drive?

No.

[ Birds chirping]

Simon:
hello?!

I'm locked in the trunk!

Oh, those monsters
make me so mad!

But I'll be back.

[ Banging]

I'll be back!

[ Squeaking]

[ Squeaking]

[ Roaring]

[ Screaming]

[ Laughing]

[ Laughing harder]

[ Continues laughing]

Why, hello, krumm.

Yes, hello.

Nice pants.

Yes, they look absolutely
hideous on you.

I scared them off a guy.

You scared the pants
off a human?

Krumm, congratulations,
that's tremendous.

It's delicious.

Tell us all about it.

Yes, you must.

I'd love to, but...

I got to go tell my roommates.

[ Laughing hysterically]

Oblina:
ickis, you cannot tell me

You'll claim
in class

What you just did

Was a scare.

Guys, guess what?

It was all there,
it was perfect.

Come on, guys, look.

You did not scare
that human, ickis

You surprised him.

He went "whoa!"

That means
he was scared.

"Whoa" is a sound
humans make

When they
are surprised.

Guys, look, I scared
the pants off somebody.

Oh, sure.

Everything is
black and white

With you,
little miss stripes.

Maybe I did surprise
that guy, fine.

But as long as he goes
"whoa!" It counts.

Oblina, ickis?

I, I finally scared

The pants off a human.

Okay, bunny boy!

You might as well
have kicked him, then.

He would have gone, "ow."

Guys?

This is a big day for me.

Oh, sure, "ow" wouldn't count

But "ow!" Would count?

Don't you care?

I suppose it's just

In your nature to be lazy.

No, I guess you don't.

Oh, like it's
in your nature

To nag, nag, nag, nag.

Lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy.

Nag, nag, nag, nag, nag.

Lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy.

Guys?

Nag, nag, nag.

Guys!

Lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy.

Didn't you hear me?

Nag, nag, nag, nag.

Well, how about this?

Can you hear this?

Lazy, lazy,
lazy, lazy.

Good-bye!

[ Door slams]

Both:
what's wrong with him?

[ Grunting, sputtering]

That's perfect, just perfect.

[ Knocking on door]

I'll get it.

Krumm!

Hello, krumm,
old friend

What can we
do for you?

You could let me
live with you?

Oh, my, blib.

It's like
a dream come true.

Is that all right?

I'll stay
out of your way.

Stay out of our way?

Nonsense, krumm.

From now on, you are
the guest of honor.

Really?

Where could he
have gone?

He probably got tired
of your whining.

[ Mimicking her]:
he probably got tired

Of your nagging.

[ Both sighing]

Well... We shall
just have to tell

Krummy to come back.

That's what we'll do.

[ Both grunting]

[ Krumm laughing]

And I screamed, and then he
screamed

And he wiggled his legs
like this.

And boom, off came the pants.

I couldn't believe it,
but there it was.

I scared the pants off
that human.

Just like that.

Gripping scare, krumm.

I was frightened listening.

Tell us again.

Oh, yes, do.

Or why don't we go out

And scare somebody instead?

What an idea.

I know just the place.

Oblina, ickis.

Uh, hi.

Ickis wants to apologize
for last night, dear.

Yes, krumm, I'm sorry
I let miss perfect here

Get my ears all in a bunch.

You whiny little bunny.

Squeak, squeak, squeak
goes the bunny.

Uh, guys,
I got to go.

Blib and snav are
taking me on a scare.

Oh, well, uh...

We'll catch you back
at the room, then.

Um, no, you won't.

I'm, uh, living
with blib and snav now.

Well, I'll see you guys.

There she is,
our objective.

But she's just
a little girl.

Can I scare her?

Can i, please?

Isn't it my turn?

Snav, are you

Forgetting our guest?

Oh, I did, didn't i?

I'm so very, very sorry.

Krumm...
Will you do the honors?

[ Screaming]

Wow!wow!

[ Squeaking]

[ Sobbing]

[ Sobbing]

[ Both crying]

[ Sobbing]

[ Wailing]

I miss krummy.

I miss him, too.

[ Sniffling]

You whine too much.

You nag too much.

Well, maybe
it was both of us.

You think we didn't pay
enough attention to krumm?

We never listened
to what he had to say.

That would do it.

And so now...

[ Sobs]

Krummy...

Hates us.

[ Wailing]

[ Crying]

Oh, stop crying.

Maybe we can win him back.

We just have to work together.

[ Sniffles]

Oh, you're right, ickis

We shall make our krummy see
how much he means to us.

Well, that shouldn't
be too hard.

Blib:
make way for the king

Make way for the king!

Make way for the king

Of scares!

Or maybe it might be

Very, very hard.

[ Exploding]

[ Exploding]

[ Groans softly]

[ Gasps]

[ Exploding]

There we go.

[ Sighs]

All these moments
are precious.

Isn't it wonderful,
krumm?

Now we'll never forget
our first day as roommates.

Wonderful.

Let's make every day
as wonderful as today.

Do you guys mind
if I have

A little time to myself?

Well, good night, guys.

You're going

To bed?

Oh, yeah, I'm bushed.

[ Snoring]

Look at him sleep.

He's good
at everything.

Couldn't you have found
something heavier?

Could you complain more?

We're fighting again.

[ Crashing]

Oh, you're right.

Forgive me, ickis.

We must work together
and get along--

For krummy.

[ Snoring]

[ Snoring...]

What is it?

We wrote you a song.

We couldn't wait
till morning.

Thanks.

Do you want
to hear it?

Actually...

Snav, would you
do the honors?

[ Whistles shrilly]

♪ We were two very best
of friends ♪

♪ Our loyalty,
it knew no end ♪

♪ We were two,
just blib and me ♪

♪ Then we met krumm

♪ And now we're three

Here's the part
we all sing, blib...

♪ Krumm, krumm,
krumm, krumm, krumm ♪

♪ Krumm, krumm, krumm,
krumm, krumm ♪

♪ Krumm, krumm,
krumm, krumm, krumm ♪

♪ Krumm, krumm, krumm, krumm

♪ Krumm, krumm, krumm

♪ Krumm!

[ Mumbles]

♪ Krumm, krumm

♪ Krumm, krumm, krumm

♪ Krumm, krumm,
krumm, krumm, krumm ♪

♪ Krumm, krumm, krumm,
krumm, krumm ♪

♪ Krumm, krumm, krumm, krumm

♪ Krumm, krumm, krumm

♪ Krumm!

Krumm!

Good night.

[ Both grunting]

What are you doing?

It's the krumm dance.

We made it up.

Guys, guys.

Try it, it's fu-un...

Why are you guys doing this?

Because you're our
new best friend.

Isn't it fun?

Come on.

Dance the krumm dance.

[ Teeth chattering]

[ Screaming]

Now...

Let's go
get our friend.

I don't want to be king.

I just want to be krumm.

Krumm.

Krumm.

Ickis, oblina

Boy, am I glad to see you.

You are?

You are?
I am.

Come, we have

Something to show you.

I think you're going
to like this.

All right, wait here.

[ Door slams]

[ Oblina, ickis laughing]

Both:
okay, come in.

[ Crackling]

Krummy, darling.

We've been absolutely
desolate since you left.

We just had to let you know

How important you were
to the two of us.

Oblina thought of the sign.

And ickis wrote you
a song.

♪ "K" is for the kindness
that you show me ♪

♪ "R" is for
the rankness ♪

♪ Of your smell

[ Screaming]

[ Slams door]

[ Blubbering]

Oblina:
look what
you've done.

Ickis:
what did I do?
He probably got tired
of your whining.

He probably got tired
of your nagging.

It was the sign.

I told you
it was too much.

It was not
too much.

It was a perfect
expression

Of our love
for our friend.

You helped me find the letters.

But I didn't want to,
now, did i?

You didn't want
to help

Because you are lazy.

Lazy, lazy,
lazy, lazy bunny.

Lazy bunny.

Ickis:
nag, nag...

It's great to be home.

...nag, nag.

Oblina:
lazy, lazy, lazy bunny.

Blib:
it's like a dream come true.