04x09 - The Great Escape/Beast with Four Eyes

[bunniefuu]

[ Clock chiming, thunderclap]

[ Creaking]

[ Owl hooting]

[ Shrieking]

[ Crying]

[ Gasps]

[ Screaming]

This will scare you silly!

[ Needle scratching record]

[ Chuckles]

[ Alarms sounding...]

[ Laughing]

Free again.

There ain't been a prison built
that could hold me.

[ Alarms continue]

[ Dogs barking]

[ Panting]

There he is!

Where'd he go?

[ Gasps]

This just in.

Bank robber, escape artist

And master of disguise
shorty mcginty

Has broken
out of bates county prison.

Linda hagood
has more on the story.

Shorty's voice:
yeah, you got that right, chuck.

There he is!

Get him!

[ Dog growling]

Fluffy!

[ Blowing whistle]

There he is!

Hurry, come on!

Extra, extra!

Shorty mcginty eludes police!

Read all about it!

Hey, you, halt!

[ Squeaks]

[ Panting]

Freeze!

Hold it right there,
shorty!

[ Sirens wailing]

Ah, finally, a day to myself.

No classes, no homework.

[ Giggles]

No gromble.

[ Laughs]

No worries.

[ Laughing]

This is great.

I can just relax
and get some peace and quiet.

All right, shorty

You've just reached
the end of the road.

[ Groaning]

Shorty, wha... Huh?!

That silly purple costume
don't fool us, shorty.

We're wise
to your disguises.

This place ain't half bad.

I ought to hide here
till the heat dies down.

All right, shorty,
how did you do it?

How did you get
out of your cell?

Look, guys,
you have made a mistake.

I'm not shorty,
I don't know any shorty.

My name is ickis.

Right,
and I'm abraham lincoln.

Oh... [ Laughing]

Well, then, mr. Lincoln, sir,
if you'll just excuse me, i...

Quiet! Let's get you

Out of that stupid
rabbit costume.

Hey!

All right, you asked for it.

I am not shorty.

I am not a rabbit!

I am a monster!

[ Snarling]

Ow... Oh.

Ow, ow, ow!

[ Guards laughing]

That's a neat trick, shorty

But it won't save you
from the pokey.

And this ought to keep you from
going anywhere, anytime soon.

[ Gulps]

[ Gate slams]

[ Crying...]

[ Banging head]

[ Groans]

I can't take it anymore.

Old man:
ah, you only been here

Five minutes.

Boy, they worked you over bad.

You look purple all over,
shorty.

Don't call me that!

I am not shorty.

I don't know any shorty.

Suit yourself, sonny.

I seen them come,
I seen them go.

Been in this place years.

Well, I am not staying here
another seconds.

These humans do not know
who they are dealing with.

I am getting out of here.

Hah, see you.

[ Flushing]

[ Giggling]

I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.

[ Giggling]

Now that was easy.

[ Gasps]

Going somewhere, shorty?

[ Laughs]

Oops.

This ought to hold you.

It's made of
super-titanium steel.

You'll never get it off.

[ Guard chuckling]

Oh, yeah?

Well, we'll see about that!

[ Clang, cracking]

Ow... [ Shrieks]

You think I didn't try that,
sonny?

[ Crying]

A temporary setback.

[ Tough guy voice]:
no prison built by humans

Can hold me, see?

Leaving here
is going to be easy, see?

[ Normal voice]:
watch and learn.

[ Flushes]

[ Rattling]

[ Toilet flushing,
rattling continues...]

[ Laughing]

Hi, there.

Listen, sonny, I got something

To tell you.

Not now, please.

I should not be
talking to humans.

I am getting out.

You will see.

[ Grunting]

[ Crash]

Ow!

I wish you'd
listen to me, sonny.

[ Sputtering]

Will you stop bothering me?

I got to get out of here.

[ Shrieking]

[ Crash]

So nice of you
to drop in, shorty.

[ Chuckles, groans]

If you'd just listen, sonny,
I got some news for you.

Look, if I told you once,
I have told a hundred times

I should not be talking to you.

I've got to find
a way out of here.

[ Gasps]

Ah... [ Hoots]

Jackpot! See you later.

[ Grunting]

[ Shrieking and yelling]

[ Whistling]

[ Shrieking]

[ Laughing]

Well, well, look
what the wind blew in.

Decided to come clean, mcginty?

[ Whimpering]

I'm never getting out of here.

I'm stuck, stuck forever.

I'll never see my friends.

I'll never scare anyone again.

[ Crying]

My young monster life is over.

Nipped in the bud.

In the flower of my youth.

[ Screams]

Oh, hey, a tunnel.

That's what I been
trying to tell you.

Shorty's got a tunnel.

Well, why didn't you
say something?

Home, here I come.

Heavens to shaughnessy...

He's done it again.

[ Alarms sounding]

[ Dogs barking]

[ Laughs]

So long, suckers!

Oops.

[ Chomp]

[ Ickis screams]

Oh!

[ Shrieks]

All right, shorty...

[ All yelling]

There he is.
Get him.

[ Shrieks]

[ Sirens wailing]

[ Whistling]

Hey, mister, toss us back
our ball, will you?

Hey, what am i, a butler?

Ah, all right, you punk kid.

[ Horn blowing]

[ Shrieking]

[ Clunk]

[ Shrieking]

All right, shorty,
your little escapade is over.

Yeah, you're going
back to jail.

That mud disguise
didn't fool us.

Mud? Huh?

Look, you dirty coppers,
I ain't through.

No prison can hold me.

I'm shorty mcginty!

[ Siren wailing]

Yes, yes, finally!

I am home free!

Oops.

[ Screaming]

Yes, yes, yes.

I'm free, I'm free!

Free, free!

[ Gibbering and whining]

Hello? Anybody?

[ Crying]

I hate my life!

Not a bad room, though.

[ Honking horn]

[ Chewing noisily]

[ Clanks]

[ Snoring]

[ Grunting]

[ Moaning]

[ Dripping]

[ Yawns]

Hmm.

[ Yawns]

[ Yawns]

[ Both grunting]

Krumm, what's the matter?

I don't know.

[ Still yawning]

Are you all right,
krummy?

Uh... Yeah, everything's fine.

Then come on!

We're going to be late
for class.

[ Groans]

Oblina:
krumm?

Coming!

Good morning, all.

[ Chuckles]

Excuse me.

Ooh! Oof, sorry.

[ Grunting]

Oof!

[ Yelps]

It appears we have a problem.

Krumm:
that's a parking meter.

Uh, a hat.

A stick.

And that's a hot air balloon.

Look, I can't see, okay?

I think I've got it.

Wow! I can see!

These are great!

[ Gulps]

Next!

[ Panting]

[ Shrieks]

Next!

[ Gurgling]

[ Roars]

Next!

[ Panting]

[ Crash]

[ Class roaring
with laughter]

Who's the new monster?

Students?

[ Roars]:
enough!

[ Yells]

Oof!
[ Grunting]

[ Puffing]

Watch it,
you spectacled stinkpot.

[ Laughing, tittering]

[ Whistling]

This is most
uncivilized, really!

Yeah, guys, lay off...

[ Like oblina]:
really!

He deserves
a better name.

Professor...

Stench!

[ Chortling]

All right, kids, listen.

[ Laughing uproariously]

Today, class,
you will go above ground

For some very advanced scares.

These scares
will be done in groups

As we discussed yesterday.

Group one, you will scare

A man who fights fires.

Group two, you must scare
a man with oversized shoulders.

[ Laughs]

Group three...

That's us.

You will terrify

A helmeted building-maker!

As you go on these scares,
remember

[ Deeper]:
remember...

[ Trailing off]

Where is master krumm?

Um, I guess...
[ Giggles]

Well, maybe he's...

Ickis! Oblina!

Find krumm on the double!

We have scaring to do.

You know, they're right.

I do look dumb.

Dumb, stupid glasses.

Krumm, let us
move it.

The gromble wants us
scaring right now.

Put on your glasses.

I don't, uh, need to wear them.

You don't?

No. Just wearing them
this morning put my eyes

Right back into shape.

I see great now.

Oh, that is wonderful!

Yes, it is great.

Can we go, please?!

[ Whistle blows loudly]

[ Men chattering]

They're all leaving.

They're gone!

What are we
going to do? Ow!

Sorry.

Ooh! Hey, what was that?

[ Jackhammer rattling]

Good job, krummy.

Everybody into formation.

Ickis, take the lead.

What?

Quickly! If he gets away,
we are sunk.

[ All grunting, panting]

[ Jackhammer rattling]

[ Ickis growling]

[ Roaring]

[ Screams]

[ Whimpering]

[ Panting]

All right!

That was great!

[ Laughing]

Delightful,
really!

Hey, where's
krumm?

Ickis, I'll tell you a secret.

I'm really supposed to be
wearing my glasses.

But you know what?

I'm doing okay without them.

Don't you think?

Ickis?

Ickis?

[ Gasps]

[ Alarm buzzing]

Uh-oh.

I don't like this.

[ All screaming]

Whoa! Stop it!

[ Screaming]

[ Screaming]

Krumm, help!

[ All squealing
in panic]

[ Krumm gasps]

I'm coming!

[ Alarm continues buzzing]

Krumm? It is about time,
help us!

Uh, hi, ickis.

How you doing?

How am I doing?

Lousy! Will you get us
out of here?

Oh, right.

Just hang on.

[ All yelp]:
krumm!

[ Panting]

Oop! Sorry!

Oof! Excuse me.

[ Grunting]

Ooh! I'm sorry,
I didn't mean it.

[ Screams]

[ Panting]

[ All scream]

[ Panting]

Oop! Sorry.

Oop, oh!

Who could this be?

Is it... Professor stench?

[ Grumbles]

I did not
recognize you

Without your
silly-looking eyewear.

[ Cackling]

[ Crashing]

Now, that
is the krumm

We all know and laugh at.

[ Laughs again]

[ Gurgling]

[ Panting]

[ Clothesline squeaking]

[ Screams]

Oof!

[ Loud crash]

[ Panting]

Good-bye, cruel world.

[ Crying]

Oh! Oh! This is it!

Oh, oh! Good-bye!

Oh, don't look down,
don't look down!

Oh, farewell, sweet world!

Good-bye, icky!

Oh, no, this is it!

[ Calmly]:
good-bye, world.

Don't look down.

Everybody, I'm back.

Guys? I've got some bad news.

[ All screaming]

Oh, boy.

[ Screaming]

[ Screaming]

Sorry, buddy.

Not a problem.

Monsters [ chanting]:
krummy, krummy

Krummy, krummy!

Krumm-krumm!

Krumm, krumm!

Guys... Guys!

Um, you should all know
that...

If I was wearing...

If I hadn't left my glasses
in the dorm room

Uh, you guys never
would've gotten into trouble

In the first place.

Well, but,
I mean, gosh

If we hadn't been
so mean to you

About your glasses...

You never would've left
your glasses behind.

Yeah.

We're sorry.

Aw, forget it.

Good night.

Night, krumm.

Good night, krumm.
Night, krumm.

Good night.

Mmm.

Hey, guys

Look at this.

[ All gasp]

It's kind of like

They don't want
to be in there.

[ Smacking]

Ew!

What is it?

Well, I'm sure I'm not sure.

It's coming from up there.

That's your problem.
It smells like pine trees.

It's disinfectant.

Humans use it to k*ll germs
on floors and toilets.

Then my eyes...

Have been cleaned.

[ All gasp]

Is, is there
anything we can do?

Give it to me
straight, doc.

There is...

One chance.

Wow! I can see!

I can't explain how it feels.

It's like, it's like everything
was blurry... And now it's not.

Here, save these
for someone

Who really needs them.

[ Laughs merrily]

[ Grunting]

There you are,
you brute!

Here now, I demand

You pull me out
of this hole.

Krumm?

I was joking.

You see?
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...!

[ Sobs]

Krumm!

Boy:
toss us back our ball, will you?

Shorty:
aw, all right, you punk kid.