03x01 - Fenced In

[bunniefuu]

Oh, here it goes.

♪ Everybody out there
go run and tell ♪

♪ Your homeboys
and homegirls ♪

♪ It's time for
kenan and kel ♪

♪ They'll keep you laughing
in the afternoon ♪

♪ So don't touch that dial,
don't leave the room ♪

♪ Because they're always
into somethin' fun ♪

♪ And you don't
want to miss it ♪

♪ It's double k
like do the good way ♪

♪ Kenan and kel, or should
I say kel and kenan? ♪

♪ Then you gotta
watch kenan ♪

♪ 'Cause kenan be scheming
with a plan or a plot ♪

♪ To make it to the top ♪

♪ But they're kinda
in the middle ♪

♪ Because they're always
gettin' caught ♪

♪ This ain't the hardy boys
or nancy drew mystery ♪

♪ It's just kenan and kel
in your vicinity ♪

♪ Like siegfried and roy
or abbott and costello ♪

♪ Magic and kareem
or penn and teller ♪

♪ Somebody's in trouble?
Oh, here it go ♪

♪ On nick nick nick nick
nick nick nick nick ♪♪

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Hello there.
Thank you.

Whoo!

Aw, thanks.

Greetings,
people of earth.

My name's kenan.

[Applause and cheers]

And for
the rest of you,
I'm kel.

[Cheers and applause]

Kel and I would
like to extend

A hearty welcome
to all of y'all
sitting in your
living rooms

Watching us at home.

Look at y'all out there!
Hey, hey!

What's happenin'?

Hey, look,
there's jimmy!

Oh! I see jessica.

Hey, jessica!

What's happenin'?

Ooh, look at
that man.

Hey, man, put your
shirt back on!

Eew!

Uuhh!

All right.

We have a great show
in store for y'all
tonight.

That's right.
On tonight's show,

Chuckie and tommy
lose angelica's
hair scrunchy.

Kel? I think
you're referring to
a different show, man.

Oh, no, it says it
right here

In television weekly
listing of programs
guide. See?

Let me show you.

"Tommy and chuckie
lose angelica's
hair scrunchy."

Kel, you lookin' at
the wrong show.

That's the rugrats!

Oh!

See? Kenan & kel's
over here.

Oh. "Kenan and kel
get into a predicament.

Continued
on next page."

Nope!

No need to
see that there.
Hey, hey, hey!

You'll find out
soon enough.
Come on, twitchy.

We don't wanna
be late.

K-kenan. Kenan!

Late for what?
What's gonna happen?!

Oh, why am I always
last to know?

K-kenan, does angelica
get her hair scrunchy back?

Kenan! Kenan!

Aw, here it goes!

Hey, check this out.

It says here that
the average person
sleeps hours a day.

Now, I sleep
more than that.

Does that mean that
I'm above average?

Kenan, I know you're
really busy,

But could you hand me
the duster thingy,
please?

What's happenin'?!

Kel, could you please
toss me the duster?

Oh!!
[Thunk]

Ah! What'd you do
that for?!

Well, you told me
to throw a can of
peas at you.

I asked you
to toss me the duster!

Oh, I'm sorry.
It sounded like you said
throw a can of peas
at you.

Why would I ask you

To throw a can
of peas at me?

I don't know.
I thought it seemed
kind of strange.

You seem kind of strange!!

Sheesh!

What's his problem?

Kel, you just hit the man
with a can of food.

Still!

I just
can't believe
those creeps!

Neither can i.

Well, I can
tell you this...

We are never going out
with them again.

Never again?

The nerve
of those fools!

The nerve!

Fools!

I am so tired
of dating guys
like that.

Tell me
about it, girls.

And me!
You should be dating
guys like me.

Who are you,
and why are you in
our conversation?

Well, my name is kenan,
and this is kel.

♪ H-loooo ♪

Well, hi.
I'm lee ann.

And I'm amy.

How you doin'?
It's a pleasure.

Now, it has come
to my attention

That you girls
are having some
relationship troubles?

Oh, you can say
thatagain.

[Shouts] what,
can't you hear?!

Tell kenan...
What did those guys do

That got you all upset?

We've gone out
on dates
with these jerks,

And every single time,
they're late!

And this time,
we got so sick
of waiting
that we left.

Well, good for you!
Those tardy jerks.

You know...
If I was dating
you pretty girls,

I'd be all
punctual and stuff.

Oh!
Oh!

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Me, too, with the
punctual and stuff.

So, uh...
You guys asking us out?

Yeah!

O.k.!

Oh, that's beautiful.
Oh!

Y'all want a donut?

O.k., So y'all
wanna go see a movie
tomorrow night?

O.k.
That'd be
great.

Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Let's see revenge of
the blood-sucking
monkeys!

I don't know...

Ah! Ha ha!
He was kidding.

What do you girls
want to see?

Do you
wanna see
the timid bride?

Sure!

Timid bride?

That's a chick movie.

Yeah, but we love
chick movies,
don't we, kel?

No!

We love blood-sucking
monkeys!

That's what I love.

Kenan: ha ha!

Kidding again!

Boy, he was
kidding again!

We'll meet you
at the solarplex
theater tomorrow
at : ?

Extra early.we'll be there at noon.

You guys
are so cute!

Ha. I know.

We'll see you
tomorrow.

And don't be late.

Oh, we won't!
Ha ha ha ha!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Oh, we gonna
spend the day with
two fine girls!

I know!
Oh, I'm so happy!

Happy! Happy!
Happy! Happy!

Ha--

Hello.

Oh!

Oh...oh!

Hey...

We just practicing
the heimlich maneuver.

Yeah, just in case
one of you guys
choke at our date!

Right.

Um...we forgot
to pay for our stuff.

That's all right,
girl.

Just take 'em.

Whoo! Aah!
Yeah! Yeah!

Oh!

Oh, oh, wha--

Evening, ladies!

Why, yes, I am early.

I told you I'd be early,
didn't i? Ha ha ha!

What was that?

Why, yes, I have been
working out.

Thank you for
noticing that, girls!

Oh, stop it.
Now you gonna make me blush.

Wha--lee ann, amy!

Don't fight over me.

You can't both be
my dates.

One of y'all
has to date kel.

Oh, don't cry!
It'll be all right.

I still think
you're both very pretty!

Oh, man, hey!
[Falsetto]
thank you!

Man, what's wrong
with you, sneaking
up on me like that?
Wacky!

Wacky? You're the one
talking to yourself.

I'm just trying
to get ready for
our date, man.

The date is not
until tomorrow night.

I know, but we should
plan ahead so we can
be on time.

You heard those girls,
man. That's all they
care about.

Now here, sit there.
I've worked out our route.

Yeah, here we go.

Now, the solarplex
is here, right?

Here we are
at the crib.

I figure if we take
th avenue, we'll
be there quickly,

Because they're
doing construction
on elk street.

We'll be there
in minutes.

Wow. You really got
this early thing
figured out.

Yes, I do!

Now, according to
my calculations,

The only thing that
can mess this up

Is you!!

Me?!

Yes!

You!

You gotta be here
extra early, dressed
and ready to go.

O-o.k. I won't
let you down.

All right. Good.
Now go.

W-what? Ke--go now! Get ready.

Wait a minute.

Man, just go.
You only got
hours left.

Hah! Go!

Aah!

Oh, man, where's kel?

Ooh!

Look who's
all dressed up!

Come here, baby.

Does someone have a date?

Yeah, yeah,
I'm all dressed up.
I got a date.

Where's kel?

You're taking kel out
on a date?

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Um, mommy,
could you kindly
drive me to the hospital?

Chocolate teeth over there
is so funny,

I think I busted
my gall bladder.

Now, kenan, listen,
just because your father
isn't funny

Doesn't mean you need
to make fun of him,
o.k.?

Hey!

But, ma! Kel and I
have a double date
and it starts at : !

It's only : .

[Doorbell rings]

Kel, where
have you been?!

You were supposed to
be here at : .
It's now : !

Oh, sorry.
I stopped to buy
my date...

Heh heh heh...
A yo-yo.

Kel, you're a yo-yo.

Now come on.
We gotta be at
the solarplex at : .

We're going to go see
the timid bride.

That's a chick movie,
isn't it?

Roger!

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's a chick movie.

Come on. Gotta go.

Hey, wait, wait,
wait. May I ask
you two a question?

Why are you leaving
at : for an :
movie?

The movie theater's
right up the street.

Hey, mind y'all
business!

I--i'm sorry.
I meant, um...

We wanna be on time.
Don't wanna take
any chances. Bye!

Mom: mm-hmm.
Bye-bye.

Enjoy the chick movie!

Sorry, hon.

Who am I going
out with, lee ann
or amy?

I don't know.
I haven't decided yet.

Come on,
why you stopping?
We got to be at
the solarplex!

Well, I gotta tie
my shoe.

Well, hurry up, man.
The movie starts
in hours.

It's only
minutes away.
We have plenty of time.

Hurry!

All right.
Oh--oh--oh!

Kel...

Don't say
oh, oh, oh!
What happened?

I dropped my yo-yo
through the fence.

Man, just tie
your shoe.

Maybe I can reach it.

Man, forget about
the yo-yo. Let's go!

I can't just leave it!
I almost got it.

Well, you can buy us
some popcorn.

She'll want...
The yo-yo!

Fine. Move out
of the way.

Let me see
if I can get it.

I almost got it.

O.k., Hold on.

Come on!
Let me help you.

Wait--wait--aah!

[Shrilly]
aah!

All right. Well--

All right.
Come on, kenan.
You're further in.

You're further in.
Come on, kenan.

Kenan, come on!

Come on!

My head is stuck!

Huh?!

My head is stuck!

Your head is stuck?

Yes! My head is stuck!

Stuck is my head!
My stuck head is!

Is head stuck my!

Which one of those words
don't you understand?!

Well, I understand
all those words.

Well, then, good.
Then you understand
I have a problem here,
you oddity!

I'man oddity?
You the one with your
head stuck in the fence.

My head is stuck
because of you!

Just calm down.

I'll calm down
when my head is removed
from this fence!

Now...are you sure
your head is stuck?

Just help me
get out of the fence!!

O.k., Wait. Wait.
Maybe I can bend
the bars!

O.k., Bend the bars.

Let's go. Bend the bars.

O.k. Come on.

Ow--ow!
Get off my back!

My vertebrae!

Ow! Get off of me!

No luck.

Oh, man.

Well...

Man!

What?

You knew we coulda
just walked around
this whole time?

Well, yeah,
if the head through
the fence thing
didn't work.

Man!

Man, I really hope
you get your head out
before the date starts.

Why?!!

Man, we gotta do
something!

Date or no date,
I can't have my head
stuck in a fence!

C-come on, man,
calm down!
I'll think of something.

It could take days
for youto think of
something!

Wait! I got it!

W-what?

I'll break ya free!

Oh--i don't know
about that, man.

Whatcha about to do
with a metal pipe?

[Clang clang clang
clang clang]
oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

No luck.

Wow. That was
an awful idea.

Well, I was just
trying to help.
Sor-ry!

Wait, wait! I got it!

What?

I'm
gonna pull you free!

Ow! Ow! Let me go!

Oh--wait! Wait!

Come on!

My head, my head!

[Riiiip]

Uh-oh.

Wha--what--
what happened?
You o.k.?

Yeah!

I'm o.k.

Whoo!

Whoa.kel?

I feel a draft, man.

I mean, you know,

Not so much from
my waist up,

But more like
from my waist down.
Are you cold?

No! No...i--i'm not cold!

Maybe that's 'cause...
I'm wearing pants!

Kel...can I gather
from that response

That I'm not wearing pants?!

Uh-huh!

You took my pants, man?
Gimme back my pants!

Well, see, I would,
but...

They're all broken.

[Shrill squeal]
eee!

Man, you broke my pants?!

Look...don't worry,
buddy.

I--i'm gonna
get you outta this!

I'm gonna go get
some help, o.k.?
Stay there!

I have to
stay here, man!

My head is stuck
in the fence!
I'm stuck!

All right.
Stay right there!

Hey, kel, you can't
leave me like this, man!

Oh...he broke my pants!
[Whimpers]

Chris! Emergency!

Kenan's not here!

No, I know!
Hours before
timid bride...

Had to tie shoe...
Yo-yo came out of
pocket...

So kenan got stuck
in the fence...

Couldn't move bars!
No! Pain!

Slow down!
What are you
trying to say?

No time!
I need something to
unstick a head!

Kenan's yo-yo
got stuck in
a timid bride?

No! We got the yo-yo,
but now timid bride
starts in an hour!

I need some tools!

You need some help.

[Giggles]
look, mommy,

There's a guy
with no pants
stuck in the fence.

I see him, sweetheart.

W-w-wait!
Can you help me?

Um...just ignore him,
honey.

No, don't ignore me!
[Stuttering]

Aw...thanks for nothin'!

Ha ha!ha!

Get outta here,
you little punks!

Get outta here, boy,
girl, whatever you are.
Get on outta here. Scram!

[Ruff ruff ruff]

Ooh! Ooh! You can stay.
You can stay.

Please. Nice doggie.
Nice doggie.

You can stay.
Oh, wait--oh--oh--oh!

Let me get this straight--

You have an hour
to get a yo-yo for
kenan's timid bride?

No. Because that
would be weird.

Oh!

I need something
slippery for
kenan's head.

Nothing weird about that.

Slippery!

Slippery!

Butter!

How about motor oil?
That's slippery!

Ooh! Motor oil!
Good one!
That's my boy!

Yeah, yeah, come on!

I still don't
understand why--

Orange soda!

No, orange soda's
not slippery.

Yeah, but I love
orange soda.

Kel!

Good luck unsticking
your bride's buttery yo-yo!

Well, it's almost
: , and they're
not here yet.

I'm sure they'll
be here soon.

Do you remember
their names?

No!

Oh, wait, wait!

Wasn't it
something like--

Like kenny
and carlyle?

No, no, no, no.
That's not it.

I think it's...
Conrad and kip.

No, that's not it.

[Whistling]

I thought I told
you boys to get
outta here.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh, good.

You're still here.

Well, no, actually,
I went down to
the arcade

And played
some video games.
I just got back.

No, you didn't.

I shoulda known
I couldn't fool you.

What happened
to your shoes?

A hippie took 'em.
Where'd you go?

I went to get
some stuff
to get you out.

Oh, good, man.
What'd you get?

I got some tools.

Oh, great.
Hurry up!

Let's see, uh...
I got, uh...screwdriver.

A screwdriver?

What am I supposed
to do with
a screwdriver?

I--i don't know,
uh...screwdrive things?

What else did you bring?

A ruler!

Man--

O.k. Uh...
I got nails!

O.k. All right.

I got a...
Pencil sharpener!

O.k., Uh...

Glue?!

Kel?

Did you bring
any tools that could

[Shouts] get me
outta this thing...

Like a saw
or a crowbar?

No.

You are the opposite
of helpful.

Well, I'm sorry,
mister, all right?

I mean, it was hard!

I--i had to do
everything so fast!

I mean, you getting
your head stuck
in the fence,

And we gotta meet
those girls
in a half an hour.

Well, thank you,
mr. Stating-the-obvious!

Calm down.
I got some slippery stuff
to get you out, too.

What? Slippery stuff?
What stuff, man?

What you talking about,
slippery stuff?

I don't know
if I want you putting
slippery stuff on me, man.

Where you gonna put it?
Oh! You're putting slippery--

Eew, man!
What is that stuff, man?

Butter?! Oh! Oh, ho!
That tickles!butter!

I also got
some motor oil.

Motor--kel,
you can't put motor--

I don't have
engine troubles, man.

What you doin'
to me, man?

Ah--ah, man!

O.k. Now,
this has to work.

I saw it
in a movie once.

Wait. No, I didn't.

Aaay--uh!

Ooooh!

Eeee!

Yah--oooooh!

Man, you better hope
I don't get free!

O.k., It's gonna
work!

Aaah! Don't be wiping
your hands on my shirt!

Don't wipe your hands
on my shirt!

Man!

You got a big head!

I mean,
my head isn't big.

If I stuck my head
through this fence--

Kel, don't stick
your head through
the fence.

It wouldn't get stuck.
Look at that.

See? All right?
Now let's go.

You got your head
stuck, don't you?

Mm-hmm!

Mm-hmm.

I got it!
It's kunkle
and kent!

Yeah!
That sounds right.

So...which one's
my date?

Well, I kinda
like kunkle.

Ooh, that's good!
'Cause I kinda
like kent.

Well, they better
be here soon,

'Cause it's already
: .

Yeah!

Wait.

Which one's kunkle?

I don't know.

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Whoo-hah hah hah hah hah!

[Stomps foot]

Hey--hey, kenan,

It is kinda funny
when you think about it.

I mean...
We made a date

With two pretty girls...

And the only thing
they cared about was
us being on time.

Ha ha ha!

Wait, wait, wait.
Here's the funny part.
Here's the funny part.

You made a little map
and everything...

And we left
hours early,

And now we're
stuck in a fence!

What time is it?

I--i don't know.
Where's your watch?

Man, an old lady
kicked me and took it
after that hippy
took my shoes.

What time is it?!

: !

Oh, good!
We still got minutes.
Come on!

But kenan,
we're stuck!

We gonna make
that movie!

We making
that movie!

O.k.! Wait a minute!

Well, it's : .
I guess they're
gonna be late.

I really thought
that they were
different.

Hey, lee ann! Amy!

Here come
the different boys!

I told you
we'd be on time!

Hey, look, uh...

I brought you
a yo-yo.

Aw!

Excuse us.
We gotta buy tickets.

Hey!

Let me get tickets
for the timid bride,
please.

Kel, would you please
pay the man?

I seem to have left
my wallet in my pants!

Thank you!

Work together!
Work together!

Here you go, ladies.

Shall we?

Wait, wait.
Wait a minute!

I'm gonna put it--
go back. Go back.

Forward!