03x04 - Dru Hill

[bunniefuu]

Man, that's a huge cake!

Whoa! When did you guys bake that?

We've been working on this cake all day.

May i?

I'll k*ll you.

So... That's a no?

It really looks good.

We're saving it for after the show.

Minutes. Show starts in minutes.

Min--cake!

No, kevin.

This cake is not for you.

Oh, yeah? I'm the stage manager,

And that means I'm the man.

Now give it!

Hey, guys, has anybody seen my underwear?

No. Not today.

When did you last have your underwear?

I left it in the kitchen

When you girls were baking that cake.

Me, neither.well, I saw no underpants.

Oh...uh...

Well, here's your underpants.

Ugh...

That's good briefs. Good briefs.

Eew!

Couldn't be weirder.

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[Knock on door]

Ishboo?

Well, ishboo?

Are you feeling any better?

Oh! Oh!

Good heavens!

Ooh! Greetings.

Ishboo!

Ishboo, why is there a live duck in your bed?

Well, in my foreign land,

Whenever a person is sick--

[High-pitched] ah-choo!

The sick person must sleep with a duck.

Well, duck or no duck, you're going to see the doctor.

Now you get into bed, and I'll go fetch him.

Okey-dokey.

Dr. Prober,

Dr. Prober, you may come in now.

Here I come. I'm sorry.

I had to jiggle the toilet.

Hey, there, ishaboo. How's my foreign friend?

Ah...ah...

[Squeaky voce] choo!

Go away!

Oh, ishaboo!

Why'd you hit me with the salami stick?

Dr. Prober, I'm afraid ishboo

Doesn't want to be examined.

Now, now, ishaboo, when you're sick

You must be examined by a doctor-- dr. Prober.

Come on, now.

But, dr. Prober,

You do realize that ishboo is, well, foreign.

I understand. Nothing wrong with foreigners.

Foreigners built this house. I enjoy foreigners.

Good friends.

All right, then. I'll leave you to examine ishboo.

All right. Excuse me...

You know, you're a fine woman. You smell good, too.

[Kissing sound]

Oh! Oh, my!

Oh!

Ishaboo,

What are you doing now?

I am cooking a fat chicken.

My chicken must cook and spin.

Ishaboo, you must not cook chicken birds in the bed, now.

Come on, now, ishaboo.

Let me look up your nose.

Okey-doke.

Oh!

Let me check the other nostril.

[Drum b*at]

Oh! Oh, when I dance like that,

I know there's something goin' on!

I know what I gotta do.

Oh...

[Gasps]

What are you doing with that needle?

I'm preparing to give you a flu sh*t.

All boys gotta have flu sh*ts, especially foreign boys.

Now bend over and show me your rumpus.

[Gasps] fresh!

Why'd you slap my cheek face?

No one sees ishboo's rumpus.

But I must to give you the sh*t.

I am sorry, but in my foreign land,

Before the doctor may treat the patient,

The patient must make sure

The doctor is clean and free of bacteria!

No, ishaboo. There's no bacteria on dr. Prober.

Bacteria, dr. Prober. No sir.

Why must you insult my foreign ways?

Ishaboo, it's all right.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.

Now you can go ahead

And make sure dr. Prober's free and clean of bacteria.

Okey-doke!

Oh...oh!

First I must squirt your tongue.

Squirt my tongue? Ishaboo, I don't know--

Open your mouth hole!

Open my--aah!

Now you must be shampooed.

Ishaboo, I know you foreign and all,

But there's no need to shampoo dr. Prober.

I guess my foreign ways mean nothing to you.

I will now just crawl up in my bed

And die a sad and lonely death.

[High-pitched] ah!

Oh, now, now, don't cry, ishaboo.

It just take a long time to get this fro together.

I'm sorry. You can go ahead and shampoo dr. Prober

If it'll make you feel better.

Okey-doke.

Go ahead and shampoo dr. Prober.

Oh!

Oh.

Oh...oh! It-- ishaboo!

That's enough!

You can stop rubbin' my fro.

Now you must be deodorized!

But no. I use deodorant every morning.

It's called cool funk.

All the brothers used it back in the seventies.

I am sorry,

But you will not be properly deodorized

Unless you use the deodorant from my foreign land.

Ishaboo, where are you from?

Oh, I am from--

[Cough cough]

Time for me to deodorize you.

Now please remove your shirt

So that I may spritz your pits.

Remove my shirt...

I thought I smelled good.

I don't know nothing about what he talking about...

Now raise your arms

And stand over by the open window.

Oh, well, that sounds unusual,

But I'm dr. Prober.

Get ready.

Oh! What's that thingamajig?!

No!

No! No!

[Falling sound]

[Thud][meow!]

Careful.

Why, ishboo,

Where's dr. Prober?

Um...he left.

Oh. What did he say?

He said, uh...

[Imitating dr. Prober] now--now--now, ishaboo,

You kinda sick still,

So you should stay home for a couple more weeks from school and rest.

Oh, all right, then.

You get back into bed and get some rest, ishboo.

Okey-doke.

Come out, come out, come out!

Now dance with me!

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With more vital information for your everyday life.

When eating pizza,

It's good to yell at the top of your lungs,

"I just love-a the pizza pie!

I just love-a the pizza pie!"

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck

If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

You know, i...couldn't care less.

If you throw up on a crowded elevator,

Try yelling,

"I just shouldn't-a eaten a pizza pie.

I shouldn't-a eaten a pizza pie!"

This has been lori beth denberg

With vital information.

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪♪

♪ Kiki's boat ran into fran's

♪ And they sank into the sea

♪ Now they're on this island here ♪

♪ Where they live perpetually ♪♪

The...

♪ Gonna whack me a coconut ♪

♪ Gonna whack me a coconut

♪ Gonna whack me a coconut ♪♪

Huh? Wha--

Morning, fran!

What are you doing?

Making breakfast. Look!

I whacked you a coco-nut!

Kiki, we've been stranded on this island together now

For almost years,

And I've told you a thousand times, I don't like coconuts!

Well, sure, you do. Coconuts are yummy!

And they're fun to whack!

You wanna whack something, fran?

I sure do, kiki.

Hey, look, fran! A petunia!

Petunias are my favorite flower!

Can you say petunia?!

Listen--

♪ Petunia, petunia, petunia, petunia ♪

♪ Petunia, petunia ♪

♪ Petunia stop it.

Stop it. ♪ Petunia

♪ Petunia-- ♪ stop it!

[Squeaky voice] petunia.

[Sobs]

Oh, whassa matter, fran?

You want a petunia?!

No, I don't want a petunia!

Yay-ee!

Hello! Hello?!

I wonder who that is?

Who cares?

It's a person!

It's a person who's not you!

Over here! Over here!

Oh...oh...oh!

I don't know who you are,

But I'm so glad you're here!

I'm rescued! I'm rescued!

Who are you?

Didi!

Kiki!

Kiki! Didi!

Stop it!

Kiki, who is this?

This is my sister didi.

Did, this is my bestest friend, fran!

Your--your sister?

Hey, kiki, let's sing fran a song!

Yeah!

Oh, don't do it.

♪ She's kiki ♪ she's didi

♪ My mommy's her mommy ♪

♪ My daddy's her daddy ♪

♪ So she's ♪ so she's

♪ My sister, my sister ♪ ♪ my sister, my sister ♪

♪ Did you see that? ♪ ♪ I kissed her

♪ We love each other, yes, we do ♪

♪ So you love me?

♪ You know it's true ♪

♪ Oh, sister, sister ♪ ♪ sister, sister

♪ Sister, sister, sister, sister, sister... ♪

[Thunk thunk thunk]

♪ Sister! ♪ [Thunk thunk]

Is the song over?

Uh-huh!

Do you want to hear it again?

You wanna?! You wanna?! You wanna?!

No, no, no!

I just want to know how you found us here.

Well, kiki sent me this message in a bottle.

Let's see...

I got it years ago!

I remember that! Remember, fran?

I told you she'd get it! Toldya, toldya, toldya!

You've known for years we were stranded here,

And you didn't send someone to rescue us?

Rescue you from what, silly?

I don't know.

Loneliness, starvation,

Sadness, despair.

Oh, you're so funny, fran!

Funny, fran, funny, fran, funny, fran!

Hey, d, did you bring us anything? Didya, didya, didya?

You betcha, betcha, betcha!

What'd you bring us, what'd you bring us?!

A sea shell!

Yay!

A sea shell?

We live on an island, and you brought us a sea shell?

Uh-huh. Look, see, you can hear the ocean.

We live on an island!

When don't we hear the ocean?

[Splash]

Um...

Look, didi, it's a very nice gift,

But I'd like to get off this island.

So will you please take us to your boat?

A boat? I didn't bring a boat, silly!

Silly!

Then how'd you get here?

I swam, fran.

Yeah, she swam, fran!

Swam, fran.

Do you know what that sounds like?

Swam francisco!

Swam francisco!

That sounds like san francisco!

You're right! Who else can think of a rhyme?

Yellow and fellow!

Oh! Wake up and make up!

How about sister and m*rder?

Oh, fran, those words don't rhyme.

Don't care! Didi, there's no way you swam here.

We're miles from land! No one can swim miles!

I can! Watch! Bye-bye!

Bye!

[Splash]didi, wait!

Bye-bye, didi! See ya!

Where'd she go?

Back home, I guess, fran!

Doesn't she realize we're stranded? We're stuck on this island!

Didi, come back! Come--

[Whimpers]

Ow!

[Gasps] look!

Your sister must have dropped this.

It's a walkie-talkie! We can use it to radio for help!

Hello? Hello, can anyone hear me?

Hello?

Man: uh, hello. This is the coast patrol.

Does anyone out there need to be rescued? Over.

Hey, didi!

You forgot your walkie-talkie!

[Splash]

Do you realize what you've done?

You destroyed any chance of us getting rescued.

That means we're going to be on this island...

For...

♪ Ever and ever!

♪ And ever and ever!

♪ And ever and ever!

♪ And ever and ever!

♪ And ever and ever!

♪ And ever and ever! ♪

♪ And ever and ever! ♪

♪ And ever and ever!

♪ And ever and ever!

♪ And ever and ever! ♪

♪ This is all that ♪♪

So are you trying out for the baseball team after school today?

You betcha. I been practicing pitching all week.

You bet! Wanna see my fast ball?

All right! Right on!

Cool. Super duper. All right.

All right. Put her right here.

All right. Here's the windup...

And the pitch...

Happy morning, students.

Oh, I'm out!

Good going, alex!

Oops!

♪ It's a school day

♪ Doo doo ♪

Hey, hey, hey.

Where's the buttermilk?

Buttermilk?

And where might I purchase

A pair of special shoes?

We don't have any buttermilk.

Or special shoes.

Did you hear that, clavis?

This is the worst mini-mall I ever been to!

Hey, this is no mini-mall, mister.

This is wood shop class.

Yeah, and our teacher's unconscious.

Uh-oh! Uh-oh!

Cleanup on aisle !

We should take miss fingerly to the nurse.

Good idea.

I'd do it, but, you know...

Coach kreeton, stop it!

[Giggles]

Ooh!

Talking about your cousin, clavis.

Cousin kreeton!

Yeee-aah!

Hey, clavis,

Look like these students need a substitute teacher.

What do you two know about woodworking?

Did you hear that, clavis?

I sure did! I diddy did!

Me and mavis been working with wood

Ever since .

Mm-hmm.

I built my first house by myself

In minutes, so sit your butt down!

All right, now.

My name is clavis,

And this is my good, good, good, good, good, good friend

Mavis.

Howdy-do there, children?

We gonna teach you about some wood shop.

That's what we gonna teach ya.

Right here...

Is wood.

And we at a shop...

That's why they call it

Wood shop.

Any questions?

Yes. You right there.

Did you really build your own house

In only minutes?

That's true.

And it only took minutes to fall down!

Oh, yeah. And if you wanna see the boat clavis built,

All you gotta do is swim to the bottom of the spacific ocean.

Hey, that's a lie!

That boat sank like a rock!

I'll show you!

It sounds to me like you two don't know

One thing about woodworking.

Yeah!

Boo!

Settle down now, muskrats.

Respect!

Why don't you show what you making in here, girly girl?

O.k.

Voila.

Ah ha ha ha ha!

What is that?

It's a birdhouse!

Girly girl with the curly curl,

When you build an old birdhouse in the wood shop,

You gotta use this nail.

See it got a little turtleneck and it's smooth on top?

You hammer into the house like that,

And you hit it one good time--

Oh! Bye-bye, birdie!

Hey, you crushed my birdhouse!

Now come on, little woman!

That's not mavis' fault!

Structural problem.

I bet you can't build anything better.

Oh! Oh!

Did you hear the little woman, clavis?

I sure did, mavis.

Sounds like a shallengeto me, mavis.

Get on down. Shall we?

Hit me! Hit me!

Oh, yes sir...

[Drilling]

I wouldn't have believed it

If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes.

They built a sports car from scratch!

In wood shop!

In under minutes, too.

[Panting]

Clavis.

Clavis?

What you wanna do now?

Chicken and waffles.

Oh, yeah. I do enjoy chicken and waffles

After building a car from scratch. Anyone want to come?

Yeah!yeah!

Whoa, whoa. Get in and quit yappin!

♪ Hey

♪ Hey, hey ♪

Will we be back in time for our next class?

Maybe.

Maybe not!

Whoo! Whoo!

[Singing]

[Honk honk]

♪ Shoo wah, shoo wah

♪ Doo wah wah wah ♪

Hey, clavis! Wake up.

The show's over.

Oh, yeah. Kick it!