03x16 - Aaliyah

[bunniefuu]

Man, I can't believe she's b*ating you.

Naw, I'm just holding back.

She's b*ating you, bro.

She a little kid, so I don't wanna hurt her too bad.

[Laughing]

Hey, you guys,

Have you seen kenan's new haircut?

Kenan got a new haircut?

Is it bad?

Bad doesn't really describe it.

It's more like... Very bad!

Come on.

How bad can it be?

Extremely bad!

Think the opposite of good.

I can't wait to see this.

This is gonna be fun.

Wait, wait. This new hairstyle's a really big deal

To kenan,

So we should try to be supportive and nice.

Yeah. After all,

He is our friend, even if his hair is bad.

Oh, man! If you can't make fun of your friends,

Then who can you make fun of?

I think lori beth is right.

We need to support kenan.

Besides, how bad can his hair be?

Whoo!

Hi, kenan.

[Titters]

Hey. Y'all notice anything different about me?

Different?

Yeah! Notice something?

Uh...that's a new shirt, right?

No.

[Strangled voice] new pants?

Uh-uh!

You look the same to me.

Yeah.

What's so dang funny?

Your hair!

What's wrong with it?

Is there anything that's not wrong with it?

I like it. I think I look cool.

You look... You look somethin'.

Kenan, you can't do the show with your hair like that.

Seriously!

Oh, man. Y'all are just jealous

Because I'm the first one in the cast

To get the hip new style.

I'm telling you, it's the next big thing in hair.

Watch...a month from now,

Everybody's who's cool gonna be sportin' the do!

Whatever, kenan.

Yeah. Yeah, right!

Minutes. Minutes.

Kenan, we got the same do.

Now we're homies.

Well?

Cut me.

Let's go start the show.

Good idea. Let's go!

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Sorry.

Excuse me!

Welcome to good burger, home of the good burger.

Can I take your order?

Yeah. You already gave me my order. And look!

Problem?

Yes, there's a problem.

This good burger is a foot tall!

You're welcome.

No, I'm not welcome!

I can't put a burger this big in my mouth!

Now, fix it, please!

O.k.

There, I fixed it.

Now it's all small.

Your brain is small!

I won!

I won!

You one?

Yes!

Well, you look so much older.

Yeah. Anyway, I have a winning ticket here

For one free good meal!

Oh. One free good meal.

That'll be bucks.

No. You're not supposed to charge me money.

Well, then, give me your watch.

No. Look, you don't understand.

No, I don't understand!

Exactly. Now, pay attention.

See your signs?

Good burger's having a contest

With scratch 'n' win tickets.

Now, I scratch off my ticket,

And it says I get one free good meal.

Your ticket said that?

Yes.

Oh.

I don't hear anything. Fibber!

Weirdo!

Hey, connie!

Ho oh!

I'm connie muldoon!

I know! Ha. Welcome to good burger, home of the good burger.

Can I take your order?

Oh, yes. I have participated in your scratch 'n' win ticket game,

And I have emerged the victor!

Hi, victor.

Oh, no. I'm not victor. I'm connie muldoon...

Of the muldoons!

I thought you said your name was victor!

Oh, no, no. Ed is confused!

I have a winning ticket for one free good burger.

Here.

Ah, thanks, connie!

Ah, cool.

Good burger.

What--what--what-- what are you doing?!

Eating my free good burger.

I got a ticket.

That ticket belongs to connie muldoon!

Well--well, where is she?

I'm connie muldoon standing before you!

Before I what?

Oh, that does it!

I will now stamp out of here

With an angry look on my face, as per usual!

Bye, victor!

Connie!

Hello there!

Welcome to good burger, home of the good burger.

Can I take your order?

Oh, no, no food for me there.

I just want to cash in my winning ticket. See, I won--

Whoa! This guy just won $,!

Whoa! Whoa!

[Alarm sounds] yeah, but i--

There you go!

Congratulations.

I'm so happy for you.

Kiss your mother for me.

Muah!

Ed...

I heard a ruckus. What happened, ed?

Well, some guy just came in and won $,.

I just paid him off.

$,--Let me see the ticket.

Oh, for the love of decimals, ed.

This says he won cents!

Cents, not ,!

Uh...no?

Sir!

Sir!

Hi. I have a winning ticket. See? It's for--

Whoa! Whoa! This girl just won $,!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

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♪ This is all that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪♪

Uh...hello?

Hello?

Welcome to the complaint department.

May I help you?

I certainly hope so. See...i bought this clock here,

But it doesn't tick. I would like to exchange it.

This is the complaint department.

Yeah, I know. I wanna exchange my clock.

All righty. You can exchange it for, uh...

This puppy.

What?!

Enjoy the puppy.

Next!

Wait, wait. Hang on a sec.

I wanted to exchange my broken clock for a clock that works.

I can't tell time on a puppy.

Sure, you can. It's, uh...

:.

Look, I don't want this puppy. I want my clock.

Sorry, sir. I have to ask you to leave the store.

Leave? Why?!

No animals allowed in the store, sir. Go away, please.

Next!

Oh, bye!

Complaint department. Whatcha doin'?

[Southern accent] well, I have a complaint.

No! Is...that your complaint?

If you have no complaint.

I must ask you to go home.

Well, I certainly do have a complaint.

Well, make up your mind!

Do you have a complaint?

Yes. I bought this here minivacuum cleaner.

But I wanted a blue one like on the box,

And they gave me this here red one surely by mistake.

Well, if I were you, I'd take it right back

To the store where I bought it.

That is precisely what I'm doin'.

I would like to trade this here red one for a blue one.

Hmm...

[Turns it on]

What are you doing?

Vacuuming. It works good!

Well, I know it works, but I prefer the blue one!

What are you doing?

Ooh!

Give me my brassiere!

Hiya.

Complaint department.

How you doing?

I ordered a pair of binoculars right here,

And your store sent me the wrong model.

I'm supposed to get the ones with the special eye grip.

Back up.

Huh?

Could you please back up? You're too close!

I'm not too close.

You're lookin' at me through binoculars.

Sir, if you do not back up,

I will have to call security

And report you for harassment!

Ain't no reason to bring the man into this. I'm backing.

I'm backin' up. Back up!

More! Keep backing up!

How's this? Is it better?

More...more.

I got--oh! Oh!

[Crash]

Wait...you forgot your binoculars.

[Crash]

Aah!

♪ This is all that ♪♪

O.k., Children. Get to class now.

Hey, star of the basketball team.

Do a slam dunk for me.

Just turn around and...find some.

Oh, where is he?

Principal pimpell!

[Growls]

Here I am!

♪ Da da da da da da! ♪♪

Oh...

Coach kreeton, I'm glad you've arrived.

Why did you send for coach kreeton? Huh?! Dah!!

I was tryin' to enjoy my fish stick lunch.

Dah! You see my fish sticks?!

Why must you interrupt me during my fish time?!

Slow your roll there, jack.

Now I'm saying, coach kreeton,

As principal of dullmont jr. High school,

Principal william baines pimpell,

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you

To temporarily take over as monitor of the hallway.

What?!

What?! Aah!

Why must I be hall monitor?!

Because, coach kreeton,

This expl*sive blemish on my forehead is throbbing,

And it's causing me intense pain.

I got to go see a doctor and have it punctured.

Dah! Dah! Dahh!!

Why don't ya call miss fingerly

And destroy her happiness?

Miss fingerly is in the middle of class.

Now, please, coach, I'm counting on you

To make sure the hallway is safe for all children.

I'm countin' on you, coach kreeton.

And I was countin' on leadin' a normal life,

But look at me now!

Look at me now!!

Ah, you pimple-poppin' demon!

Ah, get to class! Hurry up!

Hurry up! They don't pay me enough!

They don't pay me enough!

Run! Run!

Don'tcha wanna learn? Don'tcha wanna learn?

Hi, coach kreeton.

Dah! Wait!

I demand to see your hall...pass...

Ticket...slip!

I don't have a hall pass.

Ah! Ah! You misguided hippy!

What kind of demon child walks the hallway

Without havin' a hall...pass...

Ticket...slip?!

Look, coach kreeton, I just gotta go to the bathroom

Really bad!

No! Not gonna happen!

Negatory! No, no, no!

You listen here.

No little girls are gonna walk the hallway

Without havin' a hall...pass...

Ticket...slip!

Now take your filled-up bladdar

And go back to class

Before you upset me in ways I can't understand.

Sorry, coach kreeton, but I really gotta go!

Wait!! I know you ain't

Trying to run away from coach kreeton!

Ah, you crazy wombat--

Oh!

[Continues groans and cries]

Ah, you crushed my noise joint.

Ow!

Now I can't do my bewitched impressions.

Da da da--ow!

Da da da--aah! Da da da da dooo!

Hi, coach kreeton.

Hey, punk! What do you think you're doin'?

Don't you see me standin' here?

Can't talk. Busy.

Dah!!

I demand to see...

Your hall...pass...

Ta-hicket...

Slip.

Look, I just gotta get something out of my locker, o.k.?

Well, what is it? I wanna see what it is!

Lemme see what's in your locker!

No! You have no right to look in my locker.

Hee hee. Hee hee. Hee hee.

Sounds like the demon child

Is trying to hide something from coach kreeton, huh?!

Huh?! Ha ha! Step aside.

Hey, you can't do that!

Yes, I can.

Ow! Ow!

Ow!

Oooowww!

Now you done crushed my knuckle bone!

E-mer-gen-cy!

Uh, hang on. I'll get the fire extinguisher.

What are you do--

Oh! Ah! Oh!

Oh, my--my eyeball's all fouled up!

Can't see!

Aah! Aah!

Oh, I'm late for lunch!

Wait, wait!

Aah!

Ow! My hand is a memory!

[High-pitched voice] ow! Ow!

Ow!

All I wanted to do

Was enjoy fish stick

Of lunch!

That's all I wanted.

That's all I needed.

Come to coach kreeton, fish stick.

Swim to coach kreeton. Swim! There you go.

[Rrrriiing!][Cough, gag]

Aah!

Ow! That's louder than a bell oughta be!

I can't hear myself!

I can't hear myself shout dah! Dah!

Dah! I'm out of here!

Aah!

Ah! Come here! Come here!

Don't just--

[Yelling]

All my vertebrae went away!

All my vertebrae went away!

Ah--oh--oh--ah!

Ow!

Oh! Oh!

I been trampled by...

Many people

And a big, fat, nasty horse pony!

And nobody...presented...

Coach kreeton...

Hey--with a haaaalll-a ha!

Pass! Well...

Ticky-tock...slip!

[Rumbling] oh!

Aah!

What kinda misguided man

Rides a motorcycle bike

In a hallway?!

What's wrong with you?!

Coach kreeton?

Coach kreeton?

[Crunch]

Coach kreeton?

Coach kreeton?

Oh, the life I live is sad.

All thatproudly presents life with...

Peter teaches his dog neat tricks

Like to sit and roll over.

Flem teases chickens.

Buck buck! Buck-a!

Buck buck buck buck buck!

Every sunday,

Peter calls his grandmother to chat about his busy week.

Flem boxes with his grandmother.

Hey, clavis! Wake up.greeti

The show's over.

Oh, yeah. Kick it!