03x18 - MC Lyte

[bunniefuu]

Hey, josh, what time is it?

:. Why?

Because we ordered our food

Over hours ago,

And it's still not here.

Is dinner here yet?

I'm starving.

♪ Need food

It's still not here.

What?

♪ Need food ♪

Who did we order from? Rogan's.

All: ooh!

Rogan's always gets everything wrong.

Delivery from rogan's.

It's about time.

Sorry I was late. I just didn't care.

Hey, what, no tip?

Now let's eat.

Oh, man!

What? Lookie here, lookie here.

I ordered a turkey sandwich with lettuce, right?

And they gave me a roast beef sandwich.

I--i--i can't eat this.

Oh, darn it. I ordered spaghetti with meatballs,

And they gave me spaghetti with golf balls.

No fooling.

Oh!

I ordered fried chicken,

And I got...a fire hose.

A fire hose?

Ooh, that's unfortunate.

I wanted salad,

And they gave me this wad of fried hair.

All: eew!

Well, you did better than I did.

I ordered a slice of pizza...

Right. And?

I got a foot.

Oh, dagnabbit.

What?

Guys, I ordered a cheeseburger

With lettuce, tomato, onions,

Mayonnaise and mustard, right?

All: yeah, right.

They gave me a cheeseburger

With lettuce, tomato,

Onions, mayonnaise, and brownmustard.

I said mustard, not brown mustard.

Can you believe this?

Oh!

Hey, josh?

Um...you gonna eat this foot?

Oh. That's good toe.

[Humming]

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Live, from here!

It's time for a game show.

It's called...

Now here's your host, jerry fytootal.

Hi! I...am...jerry fytootal,

And this is...

You can't win!

That's correct!

This is the game show that you can't win.

Since we have no returning champion,

Because nobody's ever won,

Let's meet our new challengers, shall we?

Megan!

What's up?

Hiya! Shelley!

And antoine.

What it is.

O.k. Question number one.

Wait, wait, wait. Hold your phone.

Yes, antoine?

What are the rules?

It doesn't matter,

Because you can't win!

That's correct.

I can't win?

No! Question number one.

Who am I thinking of?

Steve?

Lincoln?

Uh...

[Buzzer]

Ooh! Wrong!

The answer of course was .

But you said you were thinking of a person.

That doesn't make any sense.

How could we have known that?

Question number !

How many shoes...

[Buzzer]

Ooh! Wrong!

The answer was !

Shoes.

What shoes?

[Buzzer]

You spoke out of turn.

That's a penalty of , points, antoine.

But I haven't got any points.

And you never will!

Minus , for antoine.

[Crashing sound]

Question number .

Wait a minute.

What happened to questions and ?

You would have gotten them wrong!

You could at least give us a chance.

Wrong again!

Question number .

Blippity blippity booty-loo.

Blippity blippity moo.

Did you just say blippity blippity booty-loo?

Blippity blippity moo?

That is correct. Now what is your answer?

Uh...meatloaf?

.

Is it a kangaroo?

[Buzzer]

Ooh! Wrong!

I'm sorry. The answer was meatloaf.

But I said meatloaf!

Didn't y'all hear antoine say meatloaf?

He said meatloaf.

But I didn't hear him.

Sorry.

So that's how it is.

Seems I can't win with the man in charge.

Coming out there no antoine.

All I wanna do is win a pair of brown nikes.

Antoine! Antoine! Antoine!

Please!

[Bell dinging]

Ooh, antoine.

That sound means

It's time for the triple bonus round!

Yeah!

What that mean?

I lose triple?

That's correct! Now in the triple bonus round,

Each of you will be given

A physical task to be performed in o seconds.

Shelley, you're up first.

What?

Shelley, this is a banana.

You have seconds to peel this banana

And fit it up your nose.

Say what?

, , , , , , , , .

[Buzzer]ooh!

I'm sorry. You lose.

Get out of here!

Aaagggghhhhh!

Megan, you're up, sweetheart.

Yeah. What do you want me to do?

Megan! You have seconds

To teach this basset hound here

To speak spanish.

On your marks, go!

, , ...uh... Hola. ¿Cuantos anos?

, ... ¿Como esta, perro?

... Uno, dos...

, , , ! Tres, cuatro, cinco, seis...

[Buzzer]

Ooh!oh!

Time's up.

Well, mr. Doggy?

[Woof woof woof]

Ooh! Megan, I am sorry,

But you lose!

Get out of here!

[Microphone static]

Well, it looks like it is all up to antoine!

Come here, fella.

Hi, antoine.

You heard me say meatloaf.

Antoine! Are you ready for your triple bonus round?!

Go ahead.

O.k., Antoine. You have an entire seconds

To eat this bowl of pudding.

Ready, go!

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Tune in next time for...

Audience: you can't win!

And now lori beth denberg

With morevital information for your everyday life.

If you have a friend who says, "I'm a little gumdrop,

"And I like to push my face

Into things that are sharp and pointy,"

Then you've got one weird friend.

I scream, you scream.

We all scream when we slam our hand in the car door.

If you have a pizza delivered,

It's nice to tip the pizza man a dollar.

It's not nice to say, "hey, thanks for the pizza.

Could you help me put it in my pants?"

This has been lori beth denberg withvital information.

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪♪

And so the reason penguins can't fly is...

It's hard for penguins to get airline tickets.

All right. Moving on to the spinach-american w*r...

Girls, I hear your whispers.

Sorry, miss fingerly.

We were just whispering

Because we don't want you to hear us talk.

Stop interrupting.

The classroom is no place

To exchange ideas and information.

Yes, miss fingerly.

Now back to my pointless teachings.

In , colombo sailed the ocean blue.

Who can tell me why mrs. Colombo never once...

[Crash]

Coach kreeton: aaaaaggggggh! Who hit me?!

Aaaaggggghhhhh!

You interrupted.

Yes. Yes, I did.

See, we were just so tired of your pointless teaching

We decided to play some paper football.

Unacceptable!

I'm in the middle of a classic fingerly lecture,

So you will cease all paper sporting events

And stop interrupting!

All: yes, miss fingerly.

Now, everyone knows that australians

Love to be painted purple

And then laughed at by monkeys.

Do you have any salt?

Oh, what now interrupts me?

I just need some salt.

Why?

For my spaghetti.

I'm making myself a pot, see?

What? Now put the pot

Of steaming noodles away.

School is no place for nourishment.

And please stop interrupting.

What?

What, what?

There you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

That's it, that's it, kid!

Oh, boy!

Time out.

[Thud]

Oh, my. Look, miss fingerly's drooling.

Ha ha!

Now I've just about had it with all of this interrupting.

Now will you please just...

Birthday or no, there'll be no celebration

Or happiness whilst I teach.

It's not my birthday.

I just wanted to have a party.

All: yay!

♪ For she's a jolly good fellow ♪

♪ For she's a jolly good fellow ♪♪

Hush!

As far as I'm concerned,

Jenny is neither jolly nor good,

And clearly she's no fellow.

Now please stop interrupting.

I'm a teacher. I have things to tell you

That you'll never remember or need to know.

The magician's here!

Or for the love of ziegfried and roy,

What are you doing here?

Magic. Behold.

Oh! Oh, dear! I'm draped!

Nakima, zakima.

Walla walla woo!

Wow! He turned miss fingerly into a giant hot dog!

Help me! I'm a giant hot dog.

Now what?

Lunch.

All: yeah!

Don't. Stop! Don't! Ooh! Ooh!

♪ This is all that ♪♪

R.

Why, hello.

Are you waiting for the bus?

Yeah. I hope the bus comes soon.

Hey, where you going?

Who cares? I just love being on a bus.

sh**t. Who doesn't?

Oh, my goodness, the bus is late.

Yes. Where is the bus?

I don't know.

Then there's only one thing to do.

You're right.

Let's call squashboy.

Right. Let's call squashboy.

Squashboy.

Squashboy, I said.

Squashboy. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Hey! You hear that, mavis?

They're calling for somebody named squashboy.

Heh heh. Yeah! That's funny.

Never heard of a boy

Made entirely out of squash before.

Gotta see it.

Me neither. I'm coming.

♪ Come on, clavis

♪ Come on, mavis

♪ Get on down

♪ Going to church now

♪ How you doing, girl? ♪ How you doing?

Excuse me.

We're in the middle of a scene here.

Yeah, we're on television.

Television!

Say what, now?

Hey, look at that, clavis.

Yeah. Some kind of crazy camer-ra-ra.

♪ Hello

♪ Howdy-doo

Uh, gentlemen?

Bertha, did you see me?

Gentlemen, gentlemen?

You guys are supposed to stay in the audience.

You're not allowed onstage.

Clavis, clavis, help!

I'm being harassed by two crazy teenagers.

Me, too! Help me!

Help, somebody!

All right, what's the problem here?

Well, officer juan, these two hooligans

Is trying to b*at up

Me and my good friend clavis.

No, no. That's not true.

We're actors.

We're trying to do a television show here.

Trying.

♪ Officers

Arrest these hooligans.

All right. You actors are coming with me.

Wait just a minute!

I'm a member of the union.

Yeah!

Hey, clavis.what?

Now that we got

Those two hooligans arrested...

Heh heh heh.

Oh!

Who's gonna entertain the audience?

I don't know, mavis.

♪ Hey, audience

Heh!

♪ Would you

Heh!

♪ Like

Oh. Heh!

♪ To

Heh, heh.

♪ Be heh!

♪ Entertained?

♪ Now wa-a-a-a-a...

Get that note.

♪ A-e-e

♪ A minute

♪ You know you make me wanna ♪

Audience: shout!

♪ Throw my hands up and shout ♪ shout!

♪ Kick my feet back and shout ♪ shout!

♪ Hold my hands back and shout ♪ shout!

♪ Hold my mouth open shout!

♪ Get on, country shout!

♪ Come on, now shout!

♪ Come on, now

Shout!♪ Come on, now

♪ Don't you wish you say you would ♪

♪ Come on, mavis shout!

♪ Jam on, come on shout!

♪ Come on, come on

♪ Get on down, now

♪ Say that you love me shout!

♪ Say that you need me shout!

♪ Tell her I got corns ♪

♪ Tell her I got bunions ♪

♪ Tell her that my arms stink ♪

♪ Tell her how my booty wet ♪

♪ Tell her how my...

♪ Tell her how my underarms ♪

♪ Go on, clavis

♪ Go on, clavis

♪ You got that holy ghost shout!

♪ And cast that holy ghost shout!

♪ A little bit softer now shout!

♪ A little bit softer now shout!

♪ A little bit softer now shout!

♪ A little bit softer now shout!

♪ A little bit softer now shout!

♪ A little bit softer now shout!

♪ A little bit softer now shout!

♪ A little bit softer now shout!

♪ A little bit softer now shout!

♪ A little bit softer now shout!

[Mouthing words]

♪ A little bit louder now shout!

♪ A little bit louder now shout!

♪ A little bit louder now shout!

♪ A little bit louder now shout!

♪ A little bit louder now shout!

♪ A little bit louder now shout!

♪ A little bit louder now shout!

♪ A little bit louder now shout!

♪ Come on, come on shout!

♪ Come on, come on shout!

♪ Come on, come on shout!

♪ Come on, come on shout!

♪ Come on, come on shout!

♪ Come on, come on shout!

♪ Come on, come on shout!

♪ Come on

♪ So woo wop

♪ Wa wa wa wa wa ♪

[Scatting]

Shh! It's my turn.

[Scatting]

Yeah!

Hey, clavis! Wake up.

The show's over.

Oh, yeah. Kick it!