03x14 - Dr. Joyce Brothers & Sherman Hemsley/Heavy D

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♪ All that

♪ It's just all that

♪ Set your booty on the floor ♪♪

Whoo! Whoo!

Did you see that new lifeguard? He was so cute.

Then, he had the...

Hey! What are you doing?what are you doing?

Get in the box.

Hmm?

What?

Get in the box.

O.k.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Come on, in the box.

Hey, what y'all doing?

All: get in the box.

All right.

Ow!

Sorry, I didn't mean to do that.

What are you all doing?

All: get in the box!

All right.

Careful, ow.

Be gentle.

Hey, guys.

Guys? Where is everybody?

Hi!

In the box!

In the box!

Guys, we gotta go start the show.

Boo!

[Shouting from box]

[From box] I feel something squooshing.

I know. That's me.

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Fresh out the box.

Stop, look, and watch.

Ready yet? Get set.

It'sall that.

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that♪

♪ Check it, check it

♪ Now, this is just an introduction ♪

♪ Before we blow your mind ♪

♪ The show is all of that ♪

♪ And yes, we do it all the time ♪

♪ So sit your booty on the floor ♪

♪ Or in a chair

♪ On the ground or in the air ♪

♪ Just don't go nowhere

♪ 'Cause everything we do

♪ Is all of that

♪ We're entertaining you

♪ We're all of that

♪ My posse and my crew

♪ Is all of that

♪ So sit still

♪ 'Cause we're comin' right back ♪

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that♪

♪ Check it out

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that♪♪

Can I take your order?

Oh. Oh.

What you got there, ed?

Oh, just something I found on the way to work.

It's an animal.

I named him trombone.

I just hope I can find him a home.

Oh, well he's real cute.

But you better put him away

Before mr. Bailey comes and finds him.

You're right. Take him.

Oh, well.

Yeah.

Thanks.

Excuse me! I need a little help, please.

Welcome to good burger, home of the good burger.

Can I take your order?

Lookee here, snakkit pants!

My name is lester oaks, construction worker,

And you already gave me my order about minutes ago.

Now, I don't want...

I ordered myself a milky shake,

And you done gave me one of these good burgers here accidentally.

So?

So?!

I don't want this good burger!

I want my milky shake for to drink.

O.k.

One good shake...

Where's your head, juicy buns?!

This here ain't nary a milky shake!

All you done did was juicify my meat burger!

Cock-a-doo!

Everyone gather 'round.

I have a very important announcement.

Come on, gather 'round.

What's up, mr. Bailey?

This is a very big day for good burger.

We have a food critic coming.

Whoa! Should I call an exterminator?

Ed, why would you call an exterminator?

Well, to exterminate the food cricket.

No, ed, food critic.

That's right.

He's a food critic, a very powerful food critic,

Who writes for the local newspaper.

Now, I want his experience here at good burger

To be nothing short of te-rrific!

Now that means fresh, hot food

And excellent service.

Ed, you can take the day off.

No way. I'm gonna stay right here

And make sure the food cricket

Is treated extra special.

I'm--i'm gonna go take an aspirin pill.

[Enthusiastic applause]

Hello there.

Welcome to good burger, home of the good burger.

Can I take your order?

Yes. I'm mr. Gurman, the food critic from the local newspaper.

Um--sorry, dude, I don't read newspapers.

No, you're confused.

Huh?

I say you're confused!

Dude, you're confusing me.

O.k.

Let's start all over again.

I'm mr. Gurman, the food critic from the newspaper.

Oh, oh. Oh!

You're the food cricket.

Critic.

Critic.

Cri-tic!

O.k., O.k.

O-k.

I write articles on food.

Well, wouldn't it be better to write 'em on paper?

Look, can I please just give you my order?

Sure. Welcome to good burger,

Home of the good burger.

Can I take your order?

Hmm. Oh, I'm rather hungry.

What would you recommend?

Uh--food?

No. What kind of food do you suggest?

Oh, I suggest pizza.

All right, I'll have a pizza.

O.k., Hang on.

Hello, pizza shack?

Yeah, yeah.

I want one large pizza delivered to

Home of the good burger.

What are you doing?

Ordering you a pizza.

No, no! Stop that!

I must eat food from here.

Oh, well, why did you order a pizza?

I've had just about enough of you.

How much of me have you had?

Look, I just want a simple good burger.

O.k.

O.k.

One simple good burger. That'll be bucks.

Oh, that's awfully high.

Oh, o.k.

That'll be bucks.

Here's dollars.

Oh, thanks.

That's your good burger.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

What the...?

What is--

What the...?

Hey, that guy's trying to eat a puppy!

No, no. You don't understand.

What's going on here?

Sir, this dog was...

Sir, I'm sorry! There are no puppy mammals

Allowed in good burger.

I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

No, but you don't understand...

Get out!

Take the puppy and go!

It's this...

Take care of trombone!

Mr. Gurman: no, no!

Well, mr. Bailey,

You sure showed that food cricket!

Yeah, you bet I showed the food...

Food critic?! The food critic!

Ed, that was the food critic!

Ah! The food critic!

And now, lori beth denburg with more vital information

For your everyday life.

If a dog sniffs you,

It's just because he wants to get to know you.

If your friend sniffs you,

You've got one weird friend!

Contrary to popular belief,

Jack sprat caneat fat.

You just gotta hold jack down

And shove that fat down his throat!

Mirror, mirror on the wall,

Look at me, I'm a person

Talking to a piece of glass!

This has been lori beth denburg

With vital information.

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪♪

Your waiter will be with you in just one moment.

Will it just be the of you this evening?

Uh--no. Actually, we're expecting one more to join us.

Very well. Enjoy your dinner.

Thank you.

Oh, margaret, don't be so nervous.

But, like, I can't help it, o.k.?

I mean, like, this is my first blind date.

Don't worry about it.

Bradley is a great guy.

What's he like?

He's just like any regular guy,

Except bradley's a little, um...

Like, a little what?

Immature.

Well, how immature?

[Crying sounds]

Ah--here's bradley now.

[Margaret] like, no way!

You set me up with a baby?

Not just any baby.

That's bradley, the big old baby.

Give him a chance.

High chair!

Just sit in this chair.

I want my high chair!

All right. Stella, go get a high chair.

High chair is coming.

Bradley: thank you, stella.

Now I hungry.

I hungry! I hungry! I...

Shh--shh, bradley, bradley.

We'll get you some food in a second.

Bradley, this is your date, margaret.

Whoa! Bradley do pretty good.

Uh--like, cool to meet you, bradley.

Kiss.

Excuse me!

Bradley want kiss.

Pweeze.

Are you like, kidding, or what?

Margaret doesn't wove me!

Margaret, please. You're making him cry.

Just give him a little kiss.

Yeah, like, right!

Somebody better kiss me or I'm gonna cry some more!

[Takes deep breath]

Waaaahhh!

O.k.! O.k!

Hi. I'm your waitress.

Can I get you guys something?

I want my baba.

I'm sorry, your baba?

I want my baba!

Yeah, can you just heat this up for him,

And the rest of us will all be having the big ham special.

Mmm!

Big ham specials

And one giant bottle of milk for the gargantuan infant?

I, like, so don't believe this.

Waitress: anything else, you guys?

Pounds of applesauce.

Bradley want pounds of apple sauce.

Very well, pounds of apple sauce.

I'll be right back.

Psst! Psst!

Just talk to him.

But he's, like, a baby.

Like, make conversation.

So, bradley, like, uh...

Like, what kind of movies do you like? Hee hee!

Pffft!

I make funny noise, and you get all wet.

♪ Doo doo doo doo doo ♪

O.k., Big ham specials,

A pound bowl of applesauce,

And a nice, warm bottle of milk.

Mmm, good lookin' ham, huh?

Uh-huh.

Bradley, like, why don't you eat?

Here's your spoon.

Uh-oh, I'm hit!

Bradley, that wasn't very nice.

Oh, margaret, you have to make sure he eats!

I'm, like, his date o.k.? Not his mother.

Please feed him!

O.k.

Here, eat.

Come on, bradley. I know, uh...

Here comes the choo-choo train.

Choo choo choo.

Oh, I'm hit again!

I don't think he likes choo choos.

Yeah, try something else.

Airplane. Bradley want airplane.

O.k.

Like, here comes the airplane.

Air-o-plane, air-o-plane, air-o-plane!

He likes it!

O.k., Like, here! Open!

Here comes the airplane!

I, like, so give up.

You no good date!

Bradley no like you!

Oh, my god! Like, my hair!

I'm not happy!

Yeowya, bradley in wove!

Hey, what the...

Hee hee hee!

Waaahhh!

I'm bradley, the big ol' baby.

Waaahhhhh!

♪ This is all that ♪♪

It's time for ask ashley.

That's me!

Hi, I'm ashley,

And I'm back to answer more of your letters.

Our first letter comes from...

A girl named chris espirito from hawaii.

Chris writes...

"Dear ashley..."

That's me!

"Dear ashley,

"My grandma lives in new york,

"Nearly , miles away from me.

"I try to call her every sunday,

"But she never answers me back.

"I stand on my roof shouting, grandma! Grandma!,

But I hear nothing. What should I do?"

Well, chris, next time you wanna call your grandma,

Use the stinkin' phone!

A telephone, chris!

I mean, what kind of hawaiian nuthead

Stands on her stinkin' roof yelling out her stinkin' lungs

Halfway across the stinkin' world?!

Man!

Our next letter comes from...

Jack peters of atlanta, georgia.

Jack writes....

"Dear ashley..."

That's me!

"Dear ashley,

"I have a nice dog named fluffy,

"And I always try to talk to him.

"But all he says are things like

"Woof! And ruff! And arf arf!

Why won't fluffy say anything else?"

Well, jack, I think I know

Why fluffy won't say anything else.

'Cause he's a stinkin' dog!

A dog, clown!

And you know what?

Even though fluffy's a stinkin' dog

That can't talk,

I'll bet bucks that fluffy's one heck of a lot smarter

Than you'll ever be!

And if you just gotta chat

With someone on your intellectual level,

Why don't you stand on your stinkin' roof

And yell toward hawaii.

Maybe chris espirito will hear you

While she stands on her stinkin' roof

Waiting to hear back from her stinkin' grandmother!

Man!

Ashley.

Ashley.

What?

Wow! I can't believe this.

You're--you're advice specialist

Dr. Joyce brothers.

That's right, ashley.

And, you know, I'm a little concerned about...

The way you give advice.

Why? What do you mean?

You're a little bit harsh with people.

You know, these children write to you,

Look up to you, wanting help.

And instead, you shout at them, you mock them,

You scream in their face.

You need to be understanding.

You need to be patient.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Say, dr. Joyce brothers,

Would you like to answer our next letter?

Oh, I would love to try.

Great.

This is from peter lindy from nashville tennessee.

And he writes...

"Dear ashley..."

That's you!

"My house is very dark.

"Whenever I try to walk around,

"I always bump into things.

It's really, really dark. Any ideas?"

Well, peter,

I have a little bit of advice for you.

Turn on the stinkin' lights!

The lights, peter!

I don't know which is darker,

Your house or the inside of your stinkin' head!

Man!

Dr. Joyce brothers, calm down!

You calm down yourself, miss prissy.

Who writes these stinkin' letters?

My house is all dark because I'm too stupid to turn on the lights

And bladee dadee bladee da.

Man!

But you said we should be

Understanding and patient.

Understanding, my butt.

Dr. Joyce brothers, get a hold of yourself.

Well, you're right, ashley,

I'm sorry. I apologize.

Sometimes I lose control when I don't have a nap,

But I'm fine now.

Peter, that was a wonderful letter.

Thank you, dear.

Hey, dr. Joyce brothers,

Would you like to answer another letter?

No, I'd better not.

I understand.

Well, that's all the advice dr. Joyce brothers

And I have for you today. Bye-bye.

Bye-bye.

Hey, clavis! Wake up. Or

The show's over.

Oh, yeah. Kick it!