03x19 - Erykah Badu

[bunniefuu]

Then my aunt says to me,

"If you don't like ketchup,

How come you like tomatoes?"

Speaking of tomatoes,

I was at a tomato convention the other day...

Excuse me.hello?

Uh--who are you?

I'm the new lifeguard.

The new lifeguard?

Lifeguard?

I'm sorry. We don't need a lifeguard.

That's what everyone says

Until they find themselves in a dangerous situation.

Uh--sir, not to be rude,

But there's no water here.

Yeah, really. You're just wasting your time.

Hey! Be careful out there!

No horseplay!

Who are you yelling at?

There's nobody out there!

Hey, who's the lifeguard here, huh?

Whatever.

Let's just go do the show.

Let's go do the show.

Do the show.

That's so stupid.

[Loud crashing sounds]

[Screaming]

I'm drowning! Save us!

Well, that was close.

Um--let's go do the show.

Yeah, let's.

Hey! No running.

Fresh out the box.

Stop, look, and watch.

Ready yet? Get set.

It'sall that.

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that♪

♪ Check it, check it

♪ Now, this is just an introduction ♪

♪ Before we blow your mind ♪

♪ The show is all of that ♪

♪ And yes, we do it all the time ♪

♪ So sit your booty on the floor ♪

♪ Or in a chair

♪ On the ground or in the air ♪

♪ Just don't go nowhere

♪ 'Cause everything we do

♪ Is all of that

♪ We're entertaining you

♪ We're all of that

♪ My posse and my crew

♪ Is all of that

♪ So sit still

♪ 'Cause we're comin' right back ♪

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that♪

♪ Check it out

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that♪♪

Captioning made possible by nickelodeon and the u.s. Department of education

Hi, miss piddlin.

Well, hello there, little angel.

You look hungry hungry.

Oh, yeah, really hungry.

Oh, miss piddlin loves to nourish hungry children.

I tell you,

You're gonna get a burrito, some beans, a bran muffin,

And peas.

Thanks, miss piddlin.

Take a look at those peas.

Uh...

Yeah.

You see 'em, the peas?

Yeah. They're peas, all right.

You don't seem very excited.

O.k., Let's try this.

Huh--ooh, peas! I haven't been this excited

Since I saw broccoli.

You're making a joke at the expense of the peas.

Well, yeah, but I was just joking.

You were just joking?

Well, I don't think you're very funny!

Ain't nothing humorous about peas!

Oh.

My babies.

Oh, my goodness.

Miss piddlin almost lost her temper.

Peas, forgive me.

Hi, miss piddlin.

Well, hello there, my angelic little angel.

What's for lunch?

Well, you're gonna get a burrito,

Some beans,

A bran muffin,

And peas.

Mmm. Those peas fresh?

Why do you ask?

'Cause they don't look like fresh peas.

Oh, are you saying that miss piddlin's peas aren't fresh?

No, I just said that they don't look fresh.

You just said that they don't look fresh?!

Oh, well if you don't want to eat peas,

Then don't eat nothing at all!

You know what?

You don't deserve the peas!

Now, get out!

Need more peas.

Need more peas.

Come on, boy, bring me some more peas.

Oh, give me more peas.

Come on, give me more peas.

Uh--mi--miss piddlin?

Here's more peas.

Isn't that a lovely thing, more peas?

I'm just gonna set 'em down very slowly.

Oh, it is a lovely thing.

Now that the children have peas,

Children love peas.

That they do!

Everyone knows that.

Um--everyone loves peas.

Peas!

You love 'em, too.

Don't you?

Yes! I love them!

I--watch!

Uh--hey, hey! Hey.

Can I get some food?

Why yes, baby.

I'm sorry to keep you waiting.

All right.

Here's your burrito.

Oh, that burrito look nasty!

Your beans.

Oh! Ugh!

Here's a bran muffin.

Eeuw!

And of course,

Here's the peas.

Ugh!

Man, that food looks nasty!

All the food?

Yes, all the food.

I mean, cafeteria food is the worst.

Well, certainly you don't mean--the peas.

Oh, yeah.

Especially the peas.

You're gonna eat these peas.

I don't have to eat the peas.

Who are you? You ain't my mama!

I ain't eating the peas.

Peas are nasty!

Everybody hates peas.

I hate peas, they hate peas,

We hate peas.

Ow! Oh!

I like you, dino, but you gotta go.

Oh! What are you doing?!

Help me!

See ya later.

Whoo!

Almost let my anger and brute strength get the best of me.

How are the peas, children?

Everybody loves peas.

Green peas and black peas,

Snow peas and dried peas.

♪ Peas are a few of my favorite things ♪

♪ Old peas and new peas

♪ And chick peas and snow peas

♪ Big peas and small peas

♪ And hot peas and cold peas! ♪

♪ Peas make you happy and peas make you sad! ♪

♪ Peas are a few of my favorite things ♪

We all love peas!

We all love peas!

♪ When we are feeling sad

♪ I simply remember my favorite peas ♪

♪ And then I don't feel

♪ So bad

Oh, keep singing.

Keep singing about the peas.

♪ Old peas and new peas and chick peas and snow peas ♪

♪ Big peas and small peas and hot peas and cold peas ♪

♪ Peas make you happy, peas make you sad... ♪♪

And now, lori beth denberg with more vital information

For your everyday life.

If you eat strawberries, bananas,

Grapes, and apples,

Then you're full of fruit!

Eenie, meenie, minee moe,

Who's this guy moe,

And why is he so eenie, meenie and minee?

If you're reading a book, and it says

Glibbity, blobbity, blibbity, bloo,

Congratulations!

You can't read!

This has been lori beth denberg with vital information.

♪ All that

♪ This isall that ♪

What is our current heading in speed, singo?

♪ We are heading in that direction ♪

♪ And we are going pretty darn fast ♪

Can you be more specific?

♪ We're haulin' butt, we're haulin' butt! ♪

Thank you.

Officer canker, there's an illegal alien ship approaching fast.

♪ And they don't look friendly ♪

Shields up!

Captain to the bridge!

[Alarm goes off]

What's so important? I was in the bathtub.

We're under att*ck, sir!

Officer canker, status report. Ow!

What's happening with these doors?

[With scottish accent] I'm doing the best I can, captain.

Thank you. Now, officer can...

Open, open, open!

Officer ulcer, fix those doors!

I'm trying... Oh, forget it!

Thank you.

Now, are you quite certain we're under att*ck?

[Loud bang]

Yes, I'm pretty sure that was an att*ck, sir.

How rude. Return fire.

Aye-aye, sir!

♪ Captain!

♪ Lasers don't respond ♪

Officer ulcer, fix those laser weapons immediately!

Quit screamin' at me!

I'm workin' on the doors, man.

Forget the doors, man! We're under att*ck.

We need weapons.

Oh. Here, have a hand laser.

Don't point that laser at me. Stop! Stop!

My bad.

Oh, nice going!

You vaporized captain peril,

And we're under att*ck!

Oh, everything's my fault.

We'll have to beam up a replacement captain

From star fleet.

♪ Energizin'!

Captain tension reporting for duty.

What?!

Wait. Whoa, whoa, wait a minute.

You cannot be our replacement captain.

And why not?

Because you're a little kid.

Oh, yeah.

I guess you're right.

I am right.

I'm sorry.

You should be.

Come here.

Welcome to the future, officer.

Kids are equals, if you haven't heard.

Booster seat!

Aye-aye, sir.

Now, first officer canker,

What is our current situation?

Well, we're under heavy att*ck

From an unknown alien space craft!

♪ Oh, they fired on us again! ♪

♪ They fired on us again! ♪

[Loud bang]

I am thumbtacks,

The leader of the alien ship.

Do you surrender, captain?

Waaahhh!

What? What?

You hurt my spaceship!

Whaaa!

Oh, nice going, thumbtacks.

You made our little captain cry.

You fired lasers at me,

And I'm just a little girl.

Raaahh!

I--i'm sorry.

How was I supposed to know

That your captain was a little girl?

I'm sorry, little captain.

I didn't mean to harm your ship.

What can I do to make you feel better, sweetie?

Lower your shields.

But i...

Waaahh!

All right. Lower shields!

Shields down!

All right, dear, our shields are down.

Is that better?

I guess so.

Fire main lasers!

♪ Fire lasers

[Sound of lasers sh**ting]

Look!thumbtacks: aaaahhh!

♪ Captain, that was brilliant ♪

♪ Captain, that was brilliant ♪

Status report, officer canker.

Alien ship destroyed!

Excellent.

Take us out of here, singo,

Heading - mark .

♪ Say nothing but a word ♪

But--but, captain.

We're supposed to be heading for jupiter.

That mark will take us directly to someplace called

Happy toy land.

Sooooo?

♪ We don't have time to go to happy toy land, no ♪

But I wanna go to happy toy land!

I wanna go to happy toy land!

I wanna go to happy toy land!

All right! All right! All right!

♪ We're going to happy toy land ♪

Singo! Singo! Singo!

Singo!

♪ I wanna go...

We'll go to happy toy land.

♪ To happy toy land ♪

Yay!

♪ All that

♪ This isall that ♪

Presents

A semi-educational moment,

Everyday french with pierre escargot.

Oh!

[Speaking french]

Ho ho ho ho ho!

Ho ho ho ho ho!

Ho ho--ho!

Ho ho!

Wow, it sure is a beautiful day for fishing.

It sure is.

I just love fishin'.

Me, too.

Why, the only thing I like more than fishing

Is fishin' with my good friend,

Squash boy!

Squash boy?

Uh-huh.

In fact,

Here comes squash boy now!

Yay!

Over here, squash boy!

Uh-huh.

Gee. I say...

Here comes squash boy now!

Yay!

Over here, squash boy!

Yep, it sure is time for squash boy to be out here.

I wonder why squash boy don't show!

Hi, there.

What?

Kenan, what are doing?

Why aren't you in your squash boy costume?

Somebody messed up, man.

My squash boy costume isn't ready.

Somebody spilled something on it.

But, what are we supposed to do?

I don't know.

I'm just glad I'm not in this sketch no more.

See ya!

No, kenan, kenan!

Kenan, how are we supp...

Whoo!

We are really sorry about all this, folks.

I'm sure they'll get kenan his costume any minute.

Live tv.

You know? What can you do?

Now what?

I have no idea.

We--we could go fishing.

O.k. You first.

All right. My turn.

Ooh.

[Baby crying]

I think got something.

What the...

My baby, my baby!

Whose baby is this?

Uh--ma'am? Uh...

Ma'am?

Give me back my baby!

I just gotta unhook it, ma'am.

Sorry. Here.

She seemed mad.

Um--well, my turn.

Hope you have better luck than I do.

Yeah.

My hair!

You're bald!

Hey, thanks a lot.

Here, my turn. I'll try.

Oh.

Ooh, I got something.

Oh, I hope it's a big one.

Aaahhh!

Oh, it is a big one.

Ma'am, ma'am, no! Umh...

Ma'am, I'm sorry.

Ow!

Was that necessary?

Let me go again.

[Clank!]

Help me, help me.

Amanda! You hooked the camera, amanda.

Pull!

[Crash!]

Oops.

We'll be right back.

Ahhh!

All that proudly presents

Life with peter & flem.

Peter uses his laptop computer

To do his homework.

Flem smashes stolen coconuts!

Peter exercises every day!

He runs over miles.

Flem runs from the police.

Back off!

Back off. I got a coconut!

Back off!

Hey, clavis! Wake up.he

The show's over.

Oh, yeah. Kick it!