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[cat meows]

[dramatic music playing]

Yeah? You ready for bedtime?

Do you wanna hear a story?

Oh, the places you'll go!

Congratulations! Today's your day. You're

off to great places. You're off and away.

You have brains in your head

and feet in your shoes.

You can steer yourself

any direction you choose.

Oh, the places you'll go!

There is fun to be done!

There are points to be scored.

There are games to be won.

[crowd cheering]

And the magical things

you can do with that ball

will make you

the winning-est winner of all.

Wherever you fly,

you'll be the best of the best.

And wherever you go,

you will top all the rest.

Except when you don't.

Because sometimes you won't.

You can get all hung up

at a prickle-ly perch

and your game will fly on,

you'll be left in a lurch.

You'll come down from that lurch

with an unpleasant bump,

The chances are, then,

that you'll be in slump.

And when you're in a slump,

you're not in for much fun.

Un-slumping yourself is not easily done.

I'm afraid that sometimes

you'll play lonely games too.

Games you can't win

because you'll play against you.

Be your name Buxbaum, Bixby, or Bray

or Mordecai Ali Van Allen O'Shea.

- You're off to great places.

- [baby coos]

Today is your day. Your mountains are

waiting. So get on your way.

[pensive music playing]

[radio announcer] 94 WIP HD One,

Philadelphia Sports Radio 94 WIP.

[radio show host] Good morning, everybody!

Welcome to the WIP Morning Show.

We are broadcasting live.

Right here in this seat between me and Al

is the most popular and beloved

Philadelphia sports figure,

Mr. Jason Kelce.

[fan on radio] Uh, Jason, you have no idea

what you mean to this city, man.

You embody this city perfectly.

Jason, we love you here in Philadelphia.

Thank you, Josh. I appreciate it.

I got to tell you, the outpouring

of love today,

I've been doing this 33 years, Jason,

nothing's close, nothing's close.

We're not screening these, are we?

No we're not-- they're in order.

No I, I, I am sitting next

to my favorite Eagle

in my lifetime.

I can die happy.

Because you and your teammates,

- won us a Super Bowl.

- Yeah, I--

It's the greatest thrill I ever had

as a fan ever!

- I, I snapped the ball.

- [crowd laughing]

Nick Foles won that Super Bowl.

[Angelo] Okay, let's,

let's start on the parade.

You ever see things after that speech?

- What happens at parades now?

- Yeah.

Like you changed the whole--

- You changed parades.

- [Angelo laughs]

It changed everything.

[Jason] If you love the Philadelphia

Eagles, let me get a "hell yeah!"

[crowd in unison] Hell yeah!

I'm gonna take a second

to talk to you about underdogs.

-[Angelo] The Mummer outfit,

-[Jason] Yeah.

that had to be something

you thought of before you even started it.

- Yeah.

- What-- when did that come to you?

I was like, "Man, it's a parade. I got to

do it Philadelphia style," you know?

[Jason] No one wanted us!

No one liked this team!

No analysts liked this team to win the

Super Bowl. And nobody likes our fans.

You're a bunch of underdogs.

And you know what "underdogs" is?

It's a hungry dog.

Hungry dogs run faster.

For 52 years, you've been starved

of this championship.

Everybody wonders why we're so mean.

Everybody wonders why the Philadelphia

Eagles aren't the nicest fans.

If I don't eat breakfast,

I'm f*cking pissed off.

[Angelo] What does it mean to look out and

know you changed all of those lives?

Just in that one moment.

[Jason] I didn't really think about

whether it would be well-received,

but at every meaningful part of my life,

where I've questioned my own self-worth,

I've had people there to reaffirm me,

whether it's my parents,

whether it's my family members or like

this whole city. They've been there.

I think the best thing, like a human being

can give like another human being is,

is belief.

You know what I got to say

to all those people that doubted us?

To all those people that count us out,

and everybody who said

we couldn't get it done?

What my man Jay Ajayi just said,

"f*ck you!"

[crowd erupts in cheers]

We're from Philly

f*cking Philly

No one likes us

We don't care

[Rhea Hughes]

I'm really sorry to interrupt.

- You're going to be-- you're going back--

- Hey!

- but Travis Kelce is in the house.

- [Jason] Oh my gosh.

- Jason's brother is in the house here.

- [Angelo] Travis Kelce is here.

You won it after Jason did.

I do not mean in any way to insult you.

I admire you as a player,

but I don't even know

if you gave a speech at the rally.

The funny thing is I'm right there,

I don't even know if I gave a speech.

Travis, when you win one,

does it make you feel

less pressure to do it again

or hungrier to do it again?

I feel like when you win one and

the next year you don't win it again,

it's almost like that following year is,

you want it more than you ever wanted it.

-Because it's like uh,

-[Angelo] Yeah.

you just feel the taste

of the mountaintop, man.

Like going into this year, I want this

year more than I've ever wanted any year.

And it's just because, you know, you--

You know what it takes. You know

you can get there and--

[Angelo] And the Eagles had

an awesome offseason, Jason.

- Yeah.

- Do you harbor the dream, is it possible?

- It's definitely possible.

- Yeah.

I hope you win again so--

'cause I would like to see

a sequel to that speech.

- Oh, man.

- If you win it, like this year,

that would be a lot--

that would be pressure, wouldn't it?

- It would be a lot of pressure.

- [Al] Ah, man.

Jason, I can't begin to thank you for,

as always, just delivering for this city

and being such a big part of what we do.

But I have to ask it now 'cause you have

a 121 consecutive games streak.

- Oh my-- yeah.

- Right. This is your 12th season.

- [Jason] Mm-hmm.

- Is it your last?

Set.

Down. Go.

[coach] Move your feet. Move your feet.

Move your feet.

[coaches yelling]

- [coach] Ready!

- [players grunting]

[Jason] There aren't many guys on a NFL

roster that are over 30.

As an older player, it just gets harder

and harder to to do on a daily basis.

For an offensive lineman,

you're hitting every single practice.

Even when you don't have shoulder pads

on, you're hitting somebody else.

So I've had at least seven surgeries.

I've torn my MCL, ACL, my knee.

Let's see, left ankle, right hand,

two elbows.

I've broken my right foot,

toes, and fingers

and everything has at least,

a small amount of arthritis.

So, yeah, I mean, this is my 12th year,

and I play a position where I hit

my head on every single play.

Physically, I'm in good shape.

For an average person that's 35 years old,

not good shape.

This tries to pump...

the soreness out.

[device beeps]

I feel like I'm half cyborg,

like I have to plug in.

[Jason] But yeah, early in my career,

I didn't have to do any of this stuff.

I didn't have to warm up

before I went out there.

You know, you're just

ready to go at all times.

I'm at the point

where I can't play football

without, like, heavy anti-inflammatories.

So, I think I know that

my time is coming to an end.

[pensive music playing]

[players grunting]

[Jason] There's a good chance

this is probably my last season.

Losing seasons suck.

If this is my last year,

I don't want it to be bad.

I want to go out

with a good season and a good team.

We ended the season before

really hot with Nick Sirianni.

We made a lot of great acquisitions

this offseason.

[Ryan Wilson] They get A.J. Brown,

they sign Haason Reddick,

they draft Jordan Davis.

I think we got

a really f*cking good roster.

[Shannon Sharpe] I love A.J. Brown,

I love DeVonta Smith.

The offensive line has been rebuilt,

if they can stay healthy.

But Jalen Hurts struggles with

turning the ball over entirely too much.

I do not believe that he's advanced

enough at throwing the football.

[Jason] Jalen Hurts, I mean,

being a running quarterback,

you know, he's--

he's dealt with a lot of criticism.

He's called everything like,

"can't throw the ball, too small,

system quarterback."

[Shannon Sharpe] The question

that the Eagles have,

"can he take us to the championship?"

I don't believe he can.

[Jason] But you have to have

like the maturity to...

truly understand what

you need to improve on

and which criticism

you should take and be like, okay,

I can use this to try and get better.

And which criticism you can take

and be like,

you know, f*ck that guy,

he doesn't know what he's talking about.

I think last year, they maybe raised

expectations by getting to the playoffs,

uh, maybe a year too soon, in my opinion.

I don't think they make it this year.

[Jason] The beautiful thing about football

you know, you can bitch and complain

as much as you want

about somebody's opinion of you.

You're gonna end up right

in their narrative.

Somebody can write an article

about how undersized you are,

how weak you are.

At the end of the day,

what we go out there and do

is what they're going to have

to f*cking write.

Still got the Mummer suit.

You know, hoping to be able

to wear that again.

[sighs]

If I was a Super Bowl ring,

where would I be?

No. Not there.

[stammers] This is how I look.

I just kind of like, start moving stuff,

and then usually something

will just remind me. Oh, okay!

That didn't work right there,

but usually that's how it works.

Alright.

[Kylie] He reads the defense

very, very well

and calls productions very effectively.

So, he'll go out there and

see everything on a football field but,

he cannot find his keys

if they're in his pockets.

Probably in a pocket

in one of the pants upstairs.

No dice.

This is what it's supposed to be in.

This is the box they give you

so that you're not doing this.

It has the confetti from the game,

but not the ring.

[Kylie] He won't let me lie about this.

We met on Tinder.

Jason, 27.

None of the pictures

showed Eagles football,

but my friends and I, we were like,

"This guy looks kind of familiar."

And we find on Google images,

him and we're like, "Okay,

so it can't be him. It's a catfish."

So when he said,

"Oh, come meet us at this bar,"

my friend was like,

"It's either going to be him

or it's going to be someone

who is pretending to be him.

Hilarious either way."

But right away, as soon as

she walks through the door like,

the most beautiful women I've ever seen.

Uh, very much like that

love at first sight.

45 minutes later, he fell asleep

at the bar, like, just out.

- Like, asleep asleep.

- Not the best first impression for me.

I did take it golfing, I think.

You checked your golf bag?

[Kylie] And the next day Jason was like,

"Can we try that again?"

He did much better that time.

I-- it took me a while. Like,

I didn't tell anyone who I was dating.

The last thing I wanted to be like,

"I think I'm falling for this guy"

and then have him be like,

"Oh, I got like six other girls waiting."

Which is like the stereotype

of a football player.

Now that we've been together

as long as we have,

- Ah! [laughing]

- [child screaming]

It's entertaining

that there was any hesitation at all

just knowing him, the way he is.

Our dynamic made it so that

it was not that I was

in a relationship

with a professional athlete.

It was very much that I was

in a relationship with Jason,

whose profession is football.

[crowd cheering]

[announcer] Welcome to

the 2022 NFL Kickoff.

What an atmosphere in Detroit

to start it all off!

- [Kylie's dad] I'm getting out of here.

- Oh, good.

My dad leaves during games

because he will be screaming his head off.

[Merrill Reese] Good afternoon, everyone.

For the Eagles,

the 2022 season is underway.

- On paper, the Eagles are loaded today.

- [dramatic music playing]

However, that paper goes into the shredder

and the true measuring stick comes out.

[dramatic music intensifies]

[commentator] It's Williams.

Breaks through for the touchdown.

I feel like it's the true Philadelphia way

for when I'm watching broadcasts,

I'm like, "Can you stop focusing

on the other team?"

[commentator] Hurts keeps it.

Hurts runs it in for the touchdown.

Under pressure and James Bradberry

has his first pick.

It's a pick 6.

Swift, who goes inside the pilon,

and the Lions tie the score.

We can't just have one game

where we just like f*cking cruise.

We can't cruise just one, one day.

[announcer] It's Gainwell.

It is... a touchdown!

And the Eagles will open the season with

one that could have been a lot easier,

but it's still a win.

As you go through a year, right? Teams

are either coming together or they're not.

We need every single person in this room

to accomplish what we want to accomplish,

and that's win our next game.

- Go Birds!

- Go Birds!

[players grunting]

[announcer] He is going deep

for Quez Watkins.

- who has it, toes in, for the touchdown!

- [fans] Let's go!

Takes it close to the five,

falls down to the two.

Touchdown, Jalen Hurts!

And the Eagles b*at the Vikings

convincingly.

- [players grunt]

- It's Hurts.

It's a deep ball.

Looking for DeVonta Smith, what a catch!

[Merrill Reese] Hurts this time gives it

to Gainwell, up the middle.

He's in for the touchdown.

And the Eagles will be

the only undefeated team

with a 4-0 record.

[Mike Quick] Wow,

that sounds pretty sweet.

- [reporter] Hey Jason, how are ya?

- What's up?

Good to see you guys.

I know everybody expects us

to be, you know,

Super Bowl champions of

Philadelphia right now.

And, you know,

I think that can definitely happen but,

expectations are just that,

they're f*cking nothing.

And uh, we've got to go out

there and play.

Y'know, the moment

you're comfortable in this league,

uh, somebody's coming for ya.

I get uncomfortable with too much comfort.

Like I'm like, "Dude, something's wrong.

What's happening right now?"

Everybody's too happy and everybody

thinks this sh*t's going great.

I know what motivates me, and it's...

it's not people telling me I'm awesome.

Yeah, I mean, all these guys have

played professional sports.

Barry was the guy I was talking

about that like,

was like the first one

that, like, was like a living proof

of somebody who can, like,

make it to the league really.

My brother and I.

[Jason's dad] Okay, fire away.

Hurry up, Trav, get the ball.

[Travis] Jason is two years older than me,

so he always kind of had the upper hand.

That was everything,

for me as a kid was to-- was to

be able to b*at Jason at something.

Go, Trav, go. Alright Jason, go.

No-o-o.

- [young Travis] He ran into my chest.

- [young Jason laughing]

Jason and Travis were very active.

And if we wanted any sanity

whatever in the household at all,

we knew we had to keep them

extremely busy.

Our focus pretty much has always been,

help them find their passion,

and do everything you can

to feed that passion.

- [Donna] Hey Jase, you ready to play?

- Yeah.

- Gimme your mean face.

- No.

[Travis] Me and Jason played

so many sports growing up,

sometimes two sports in one like,

sports season,

so there was definitely no lack

of my parents being uh, supportive,

that's for sure.

[Donna] There's always a thought,

you know, financially, can we handle it?

And maybe scrimp and save on some other

issues, like maybe not have the best house

on the street or whatever.

Not have the best car.

Sacrifice is a terrible word,

but it's the easiest.

Your priorities are very different.

[Travis] I knew my mom and dad's situation

was different than other parents.

I would go

and have sleepovers at other houses

and you know,

the other parents are staying in the room.

My parents didn't stay in the same room.

I started making those connections

when I was in like middle school,

and I realized that they were

probably going to split, but um,

they stayed together for,

for me and Jason's benefits, I believe.

[Ed] If we had split,

as we probably both would have preferred,

that would have been a nightmare.

With the logistics of getting kids

where they had to be,

and providing all the support.

It was just, uh,

trying to keep it all together,

you know, when you're

being a parent, i-it's tough.

[Jason] In high school,

I really thought that I was good enough

to try to go Division I football and,

you know, play with, you know,

the top competition.

Especially seeing other guys

I knew that got scholarships

that competitively, you're like,

"I'm better than that guy."

He was a guy in high school

just always trying to solidify himself

and prove to everyone that he is worth,

the-- the scholarship.

- You gettin' some work in?

- [man on field] Yeah.

- What're we going on?

- We goin', uh...

- we do it on the clap. Yeah.

- on the clap?

[Ed] You know, the idea that you're gonna

work as hard as you've always worked,

and everything will work out.

Then, you know, the massive letdown.

Middle of his senior season

when we got nothin'.

I didn't get a scholarship.

It was very much something

that I took very personal.

[Ed] In my words to him basically were,

"if you want to play football

at that level, you'll get there."

It just-- it may not be as

easy it was for other people.

I first met Jason in college.

He was a walk-on on the football team

at Cincinnati,

and I remember just being like, "Who is

this walk-on that looks like Rudy?"

[coach] Let's go, c'mon. C'mon.

[Connor] He had like elbow pads,

forearm pads, and he had a lot of tape.

All of the kids that get scholarships,

especially the higher recruited guys,

they're going to be given

the opportunities first.

So you're going to have to go above

and beyond to prove that you're...

worthy of getting a chance.

I just have it cemented in my memory,

him running like Rudy.

Balls to the wall and trying to, like,

destroy someone like tackle him.

This assh*le thinks it's the Super Bowl.

[Jason] That's something that has fueled

me.

Continuing having to prove yourself,

you know,

t-that's been my career

every step of the way.

You know, drafted in the sixth round,

not a lot of sixth round picks pan out.

There was a lot of doubt

on whether I can play at the next level.

And, you know, I really don't look

at it now...

like mad about it like I'm,

you know, "f*cking thank you."

[child yelling]

Hey, everything alright?

- [child] I don't want to go to a nap.

- Clearly, it's nap time.

Remember we just talked about this.

I'm going to be here

when you wake up, okay?

[child] You're not going to work?

I'm not going to work.

I'm going to be right here. Okay?

G'night.

[grunts]

Alright.

This the best ankle rehab there is.

[sighs]

I was just uh, pass blocking somebody and,

guy got behind me,

stepped on it and rolled my ankle

in the game,

Tore...

one of the ligaments on the outside

that luckily, I've torn before.

Not fun.

You know, if this is my last year, I feel

it tends to-- has made me more dramatic.

[laughs] Like, man.

f*ck, if that's the f*cking last snap

I'm ever going to take,

and all that's going through your head.

- What's your name?

- Elliotte.

- Me llamo Jason.

- [Elliotte babbles]

Don't be out here trying to act like

you passed Spanish.

I did pass.

- Why'd you pass, Jason?

- Me and the teacher

came to a mutual understanding.

If you promised to never take

Spanish again, she would pass you.

That's-- hey! A pass is a pass.

The report card says-- said C.

- For, "Yes you passed."

- [both laughing]

Fly Eagles fly

On the road to victory

Fly Eagles fly

- We're still going to repeat?

- On the road to victory

[Jason grunts] You gotta--

you gotta finish it. What is--

what's the end of the song go like?

E-A-G-L-E-S

Eagles!

I got a text from like

one of the training staff.

She said that he was going back

to get an x-ray.

And then she texted me,

"He's going back in,"

and I just texted her back,

"Of course he is."

[Jason] I wonder where they could be.

- [child screaming]

- I got her!

- Dad, this is too much. Put me down.

- T-too much? Alright. Too much,

- Put me down!

- Too much.

[Jason grimacing]

I don't think that people realize

the b*ating you're taking

then impacts the way that like

you interact with your family.

[Kylie] Hey, Wy.

- Yeah?

- Maybe we should give Dad a break

Why?

Because Dad did

a lot of hard work yesterday.

[Kylie] Now granted, I always

am very quick to point out like

they are compensated heavily.

But, it's crazy as a 35-year-old man

being in like a world of pain.

I gotta sit down.

So he's been telling me for years

that he was going to retire

and now we are expecting

our third daughter.

So like I always tell people that

no matter what happens with football,

how it ends,

I would like him to retire

when he will still be able

to get down on the floor

and play with our kids comfortably.

- Dad!

- I'm coming, I'm trying. [grunts]

Boo!

How were your guys' bodies

when you got done?

Or how are they-- how are they now?

When I got done, my body hurt.

I've noticed my injuries

now more than I ever did.

I just fought through them

when I was playing.

Now it's like, "Damn, I got to deal

with this for the rest of my life."

- Mm-hmm.

- Yes.

Did any of you guys retire and have

options to keep playing when you retired?

It took a couple of teams

to turn me down

and then, like, nobody calling in

like a year to sit in

and then be like, "Well, maybe

you guys are on to something."

- [all laughing]

- Nobody wants me.

Teams were calling for me

to come to camp and all this stuff,

and, when you got to think about it,

you're like,

"Do I really wanna-- "You're retired.

You're retired, like--

Knowing how many times

he's thought about retiring,

knowing his family situation,

having his third daughter on the way.

I can't help that think

this is probably his last year.

But man, you see all

your friends that stop.

And you know what it's like.

You know, some of them are doing good.

Some of them are very lost.

I feel like playing football

is the most obvious thing in the world.

I just played football.

I just kept doing it,

and so I've never been in a boat of like,

not knowing what to do, that's for sure

my biggest fear.

[Kylie] Um, right now

I just worry that he is trying

to put his hand

in so many different things.

It's the question of, "Is it coaching?

Is it real estate full time?"

He has the cow situation

going on in Missouri.

[cow moos]

How are we doing, miss? Excited to learn.

[Connor] It's hard to take that

humble pill after you're done playing--

- I mean, you are at the top of your craft.

- [crowd cheering]

And you've had to put everything in it

to get there and then it's suddenly over.

This will last us probably 15 years.

It's that good a hose.

This sh*t hits you like a ton of bricks.

I don't think. Even when you think you

know, you really know until you get out.

Brent tried a couple of things.

- Yeah, I failed at all of them.

- [all laughing]

- [Jason] How's this one doing?

- [man] Good.

- You wanna see it?

- Let's do it.

My biggest fear's that he's going to try

to do a million things

and he's going to have-- he'll get a bunch

of money in the bank

and he's going to have a cow

farm, a real estate fund,

and a f*cking taco truck.

And a woodshop,

and not be good at any of 'em.

One day I want to make the healthiest

non-GMO garden in all of Philadelphia.

[Jason laughs] f*ck,

you're a f*cking d*ck.

This is the garden. Right now,

it's a weed garden.

We're going to work on getting

the weeds under control today.

I'll say this is half punishment for

Travis.

Travis is supposed to be graduating

from Cincinnati

- this weekend.

- Dude, what're--

you just gonna throw me under the f--

You're gonna throw me

under the bus like that

- right now?

- And he missed his flight.

- I didn't miss it. They--

- Took him 12 years to graduate.

Everyone's missed a flight before.

What was your major?

It was a criminal justice major.

Not easy to just...

get out of there in five years

with a degree that Cincinnati.

At Cincinnati, all the guys

that don't go there for school...

- Hey, hey. Hey, hey.

- ...major in criminal justice.

Can we cut this out? Can we cut this out?

Making me look like a Jamoke.

I don't know what I wanted to learn,

so I said, might as well learn the law.

Stay out of jail. Jason,

Have you seen me in cuffs before? No.

I've seen you pretty close.

[Jason] You know, my brother and I

really--

a lot of times

we don't talk that much during the season

'cause we get caught up

doing our own thing.

We always wanted to do something together

because we wanted to do more together,

let alone,

you know, doing something together.

I mean, we'd have a lot of fun.

Alright.

Testing, testing.

Whatever they're calling it,

digital show or the podcast.

I don't know if I'm going to like it. I

have never done it. I could hate it.

Welcome to New Heights.

New Heights is our new talk show,

where we will be giving you next level

access to the NFL in both--

From, from Philly all the way

to Kansas City.

[Jason] One thing I'm nervous with

the podcast in particular is,

you know, as an offensive lineman,

most cities don't even

know who you are.

In this city, they respect me.

And I don't want to do

like a "f*ck around, show up my brother,"

and in some ways ruin that.

"What would you do this off season?"

"Oh, I got-- I partied in Las Vegas."

Cool. Been there, done that.

Have you cut a bull's nuts off?

No, I don't think you have, alright?

I don't really know how it's gonna be like

perceived or like how it's gonna go right?

Could be a complete disaster.

Alrighty.

That about wraps it up, everyone.

Um, sorry to those of you that tuned in

for the whole thing

- for wasting your time.

- [Travis laughs]

Uh, I promise you,

we're going to get better at this.

So, uh, you know, don't judge us

off one episode.

[dramatic music playing]

[Merrill Reese] Today, the 5-0 Eagles

can make this a perfect weekend,

if they can bring the 4-1

Dallas Cowboys down to earth.

[Mike Tirico] Is this team good enough

to sustain this start?

'72 Dolphins?

- Too soon?

- Too soon.

[Jason grunts]

[commentator] It goes to Sanders.

Pushing, pulling.

He's in for the touchdown.

[Eagles players yelling]

Hurts takes the snap, into the endzone.

Touchdown, DeVonta Smith.

Eagles 26 -Cowboys 17.

6-0.

Feels good.

[Reese] Hurts, he's looking. He is

going deep.

For A.J. Brown, who leaps.

It's a touchdown.

[triumphant music playing]

[sportscaster] Sexy Batman

makes an appearance.

[commentator] Is it sexy Batman

or fat Batman?

[Travis laughs]

[Jason] So the Eagles unbeaten.

We Eagles, who would've thunk?

Not me!

Also Chiefs, looking good.

[commentator] The Chiefs with

a rousing victory.

There as good a team as

there is in the league.

[Reese] And it's fourth and goal

from the two.

And in for the touchdown

goes Miles Sanders.

He fakes, he throws.

Touchdown, Dallas Goedert.

[commentator] And Jason,

what a great skill he has.

Are you feeling the most love that

you've had In a season?

[sportscaster] There's our guy

hustling downfield.

Now, I just get love for being like old

and still playing. They're like,

"Man, can you believe this guy's

still out there?"

And the Philadelphia Eagles, for the

first time in their long-storied history,

are 8-0.

Is this the best team

you've ever played on?

I don't know. We'll find out.

[fans cheering]

[dramatic music playing]

[Reese] Welcome to

Monday Night Football.

The Eagles are 8-0.

The Washington Commanders are 4-5.

Hurts, under center. He sneaks, and he is...

in!

Touchdown, Eagles.

Heinicke, gives it off inside,

and leaping, and lunging, and scoring

a touchdown is Antonio Gibson.

And the kick is-- it's good.

And the 8-0 record is now history.

Eagles 21, Commanders 32.

Hand the Eagles the first loss

of the season.

And uh, nobody saw this one coming.

I'm not going to lie man.

Turnovers, missed assignments,

I mean, it was a sloppy game for us

offensively, defensively.

[Travis] It's one

of those situations where

you find out over the course

of the season how to become

the best team possible

by the end of the year.

And sometimes, you know, those losses,

like, when you take L's like that

or find yourself in adverse situations,

you find out how not to do things.

I always wanted to feel

that power tandem of, you know,

me and my brother out there together

fighting against the world like that--

that was always something that I wanted

to, to feel.

[Jason] My brother and I went

to the same high school.

He played a little bit as a true freshman,

and then my senior year

he was ineligible

because he failed a French class.

So we missed out on my senior year

playing together there.

All of a sudden, he commits to Cincinnati.

In the second year,

we're actually kinda playing together.

He does a couple wildcat formations

where he's the quarterback

and I block for him.

[Travis] The excitement of sharing

the field with my brother.

Man, that was um,

that was one of the coolest moments.

Travis' first touchdown.

We have a picture of him as he's running,

he's got the ball.

And his hand is on his brother's hip,

who is paving the way in front of him.

And that is the coolest picture

I will ever have.

[dramatic music playing]

[commentator] It is a sellout crowd

and a boisterous crowd indeed,

at the Superdome in New Orleans.

[Jason] The Sugar Bowl against Florida

and Tim Tebow and those guys.

- We were both playing together.

- [somber music playing]

After the game, a bunch of the guys are

out on Bourbon Street having a good time.

I was finally playing college football and

having a blast. I was partying my ass off.

[Jason] We didn't know it leading

up to the game,

but the NCAA tests for THC one time

a year and it's during postseason play.

The moment everybody found out what was

going on, panic set in within the team.

Sure enough, Trav gets chosen as one

of the random drug test participants.

I got kicked off the team,

scholarship was revoked,

and uh, I got to live

with the embarrassment of it,

and I got to live with, you know,

trying to get back into the university,

so I could try and work

my way back onto the team.

And I know I didn't make, everybody...

really that proud.

You know.

It was without a doubt

one of the biggest years of my life.

Really, the first time I'd ever hit

adversity in my life.

[Ed] They were so emotionally spent about...

You know, how you let

so many people down?

You know, his brother Jason

must think he's a piece of crap.

He could have k*lled me, but he was every

bit of a mentor in those moments, man.

Along the way there was some tough

brother sh*t that I just had to hear.

And I knew my brother had gone

to the coaches and said, "You know,

if you give him a second chance,

he won't screw it up."

It kind of put his word on the line.

The only thing I did was

the same thing my parents did,

in a time of adversity

that my brother had,

my job is to be there to fulfill that same

um, belief and,

and confidence in him.

That's my role.

So it was a very weird feeling for me

when I won the Super Bowl.

It was 'cause that's when it started to

like, really, like click for me. Um...

That was a moment

you don't make 'em proud and...

and then when you do,

it's the best sh*t ever.

So, I owe a lot, if not all of it,

to the big bear.

Without that big guy, and-- I don't know.

I don't know where, what I would be doing.

[Christmas music playing]

[news anchor] It's a Philly Christmas!

And if you want, you can celebrate it

with a few Eagles. How?

Well, they're dropping a Christmas album.

Phew! It's getting cold out here

at the lake.

Look up in the sky.

I think I just started to see

some snow flurries.

Yeah, it's getting close

to Christmas time.

Hey, now, you know, pretty soon

we'll be able to see Santa

flying way up over that

beautiful Philly skyline.

I hope you all been good this year.

You better watch out

You better not cry

You better not pout

I'm telling you why

Santa Claus is coming to town

Santa Claus is coming to town

Santa Claus is coming to town

[Reese] This team has dominated

every phase of this game.

[indistinct chatter and laughter]

Hurts is looking, Hurts is running.

Hurts is scoring!

Where would they be without him?

He sees you

when you're sleeping

[radio host] I thought Kelce

was at the end of his career.

This guy is the best center

in the league right now.

[analyst] Eagles, they are gelling.

They have really come together as a unit.

So you better be good

for goodness sake

You better be good

for goodness sake

[analyst] I believe the Eagles--

they got a great sh*t to go

the distance this season

and I'm putting no yield sign

in my brain to say,

"You gotta slow down."

All in, full systems go.

Jalen, what do you want

for Christmas this year?

You know what I want?

I want a Super Bowl.

Santa Claus is comin' to town

Santa Claus is comin' to town

Santa Claus is comin'

to town

[Reese] The Philadelphia Eagles

are 13...

- and one!

- [Jason] Merry Christmas, Philly.

And a happy New Year.

Except you, Dallas.

[all laugh]

I thought you were gonna do it?

Sorry, sorry.

[bombastic theme music playing]

[Travis] Welcome back to New Heights.

The number one sports podcast

on Apple and Spotify.

Man, uh, do you also feel

that the support is becoming greater?

People don't say "go Birds" to me anymore.

They just say "New Heights!"

[fan in stands] I love your podcast!

I love your podcast!

Week 15 was a wild one, Trav.

We're both clinched.

- Ooh. We having playoffs.

- That's right, we are in the playoffs,

- baby. Playoffs!

- We having playoffs?

[Jason] The Chiefs

are officially clinched,

officially the winners

of the AFC West Division.

- Uh, for seven straight years.

- Yep

You want to talk about

dominating a division? Wow.

[Travis] Pat Mahomes is playing

lights out right now.

Style of play that he has, I don't know

if the NFL's ever seen anything like it.

Welp, we're both clinched.

You start thinking about playoffs,

you start thinking about other things.

Anything could happen.

I was, I don't know who you are--

I was always a teepee guy.

Kelce taught me the log cabin.

Talk about the log cabin.

Takes a whi--

It takes a little bit to get it going.

- But once it's going, it's f*cking nice.

- It does. It's boring.

I'mma try to expedite that process, today.

Did not know about this tool, though.

I'll know when.

- Also a good way to break in the thumbs.

- About to say,

like, man, do you want me to do that dude?

I feel like your left hand

is really exposed.

That should do it. [grunts]

-This season going well,

-[Jason] Mm-hmm.

- you individually play well.

- Mm-hmm.

What has it done for kind of like,

your offseason plans or like the future?

To be honest, the thing that

probably factors in more is

the podcast doing well.

Podcast.

- Cow, cow farm.

- Podcast.

Cow farm? I'm not doing much on that.

-But,

-Which one, which one

- do you think has a better future for you?

- [Jason laughs]

Oh gosh.

So no podcast.

- No podcast.

- What do you think you're doing?

- I don't know.

- [both laugh]

Probably be in the same position

I was this year and trying to decide.

- [Connor] I think.

- [stammers] I think it's getting harder

and harder to play.

-I-- there's been little things,

-Oy vey.

that are not big things yet,

but are going to turn

into big things the longer I play.

Like, not to address like an elephant

in the NFL room, but like,

- You know, I am...

- [melancholy music playing]

I am fearful

that, you know, who knows

what the impacts of playing football

are gonna mean long term.

I have two girls and,

some people end up getting CTE,

some guys live long, healthy lives.

I have no idea

what's going to happen with that.

'Cause I thought about this,

like it's like destroying my body.

You know, maybe with the amount

of head sh*ts I take on a game basis,

weekly basis, monthly basis.

Who knows,

if or when that's going

to come back to bite me,

- right?

- Yeah.

Maybe that happens,

and it'll suck when it's here.

But, you know, guys in my era,

we know the--

The risk.

And the way I've rationalize it

to myself as, you know,

nobody's guaranteed...

tomorrow.

Nobody's guaranteed years in advance.

You know, we, we idolize living

as long as possible,

and as healthy as possible.

I don't know that's necessarily

the meaning of life.

And, you know, if I get CTE,

and I can't interact with my grandkids,

you know,

I would still say, you know, playing...

12 years in the NFL, making my family

super prosperous and being like a

influential member of at least

the city of Philadelphia,

is a good tradeoff.

[commentator] Jalen Hurts will run it.

Got around Morrow.

Stopped by Dixon.

Hurts slow to get up.

Worst nightmare for the Eagles right here.

[radio announcer] 94 WIP, breaking news.

-[radio host] Eagles QB and MVP candidate,

-[somber piano music playing]

Jalen Hurts is uncertain to play Saturday

versus the Cowboys

due to a sprained shoulder

that he suffered during Sunday's win

over the Bears.

[analyst] Depending on how

severe this thing is,

he might be down

for the rest of the year.

[host sighs] Yep.

[Reese] 'Twas the night before

Christmas and all through Jerry's house,

the Eagles and his Cowboys

are ready to collide once again.

This afternoon, the Eagles are not letting

quarterback Jalen Hurts

play with a sprained right shoulder.

Can the Eagles find a way

to pull this one out

and clinch the top seed in the NFC.

It is second and one for the Cowboys.

Handoff and rolls into the end zone. Easy.

Back goes Prescott again,

he looks, he is f*ring.

It is complete, turning around

and walking in is Ceedee Lamb.

[Travis] 40 to 34, Cowboys get it.

[Jason] Watching the tape

was a little, uh...

It's frustrating. It's frustrating when

you don't, y'know, play your best.

[sportscaster] Last week in Dallas,

right? You can say,

"Oh, man, the injuries startin'

to pile up. All those turnovers."

If they get that fixed, they'll secure the

number one seed here this afternoon.

[commentator] It is Taysom Hill to take

the snap. Hill straight ahead.

He's in for the Saints touchdown.

It's Minshew, steps up in the pocket

and gets sacked.

Minshew gets sacked.

[Angelo Cataldi] And I'm watching

that Eagle game on Sunday.

And I'm just going to say it,

Jason Kelce sucked.

- [whistles blowing]

- [commentator] Oh boy, just a little off.

[sportscaster] A lot off.

[Angelo] He sucked as a center,

and he sucked as a leader.

[announcer] Is it as simple as you get

Jalen Hurts back and the world's fixed?

[sportscaster] No, they think there's some

other things that are going on here.

This is not the same team

that we watched four weeks ago.

After the game.

He was like basically catatonic,

like he was on the couch

watching on the iPad

and like, like clenching

when like plays were happening.

I've only seen him like that

probably one or two other times.

He was like, really not in a good state.

Y'know, now there's a little bit of like

some questioning, some doubters.

[radio host] I mean, the injuries have

piled up. The one seed still dangles.

I am, I would call it worrying.

[analyst] You feel the frustration

sort of in the building.

I could give two fucks about clinching

first place or seeding right now.

We've got to get a lot of things fixed.

I gotta get a lot of things fixed.

So that's what I'm focused on.

[Reese] Jalen hurts is back.

This game is a must.

The Giants are resting

most of their starters, Mike.

And even some of their backups.

[Quick] So hopefully the Eagles

can seal up that number one seed

in the NFC today in decisive fashion.

[Reese] Hurts, gets it off to Scott,

up the middle, touchdown!

First and ten for the Giants,

Webb going for the end zone and it is...

- [Mike Quick] It's caught. It's caught.

- [Reese] Any plans that

the Eagles had to get a big win

went out the window.

They're not operating on all cylinders.

Oh boy, take a deep breath.

Here is the onside kick,

and it is recovered by the Eagles

and that will do it.

Mike, this was far tougher

than it should have been.

[analyst] The concern level on the birds

as they venture toward the playoffs.

I am pretty damn concerned.

[Jason] My wife got that for me

for Christmas.

It's like, I guess a sound-wave

of a specific song that I like.

He was like, "That's so cool."

And then I had to tell him,

it's supposed to be

Guy Clark's "The Cape."

It might be.

And I'm not a music person. I have

no way to tell you whether or not

that is the chorus from "The Cape."

He was like, "That's really cool."

And then he was like,

"How do we find out if it is?"

And I was like,

"You are significantly more

musically inclined than I am,

so I'm going to put that one on you.

Merry Christmas."

["The Cape" by Guy Clark playing]

"The Cape" talks about,

um, you know, a kid,

jumping off the garage

as a k-- as a child, right?

Being young and stupid and fearless.

Eight years old with a flour sack cape

tied all round his neck

He climbed up on the garage

He's figurin' what the heck

[Jason] Talks about that same kid then

growning up to bein' an adult and,

having success

and still jumping off the garage.

Now he's all grown up with a flour sack

cape tied all around his dreams

And he's full of piss and vinegar

He's busting at the seams

[Coach Sirianni] Listen, we got

knocked down the last two rounds,

and a really good part of the process

is to drag yourself through the mud

on the sh*t we f*cked up.

It's good to drag yourself

through the mud.

But I'll tell you what

the next part of that process is.

We know we're all going

to go through adversity in our lives.

We're going to go through adversity

in football.

And what d'you gotta do every single time?

G.T.F.U., get the f*ck up.

Even when it's f*cking hard,

shake that f*cking mud off,

look yourself in the mirror again

and say,

"I'm the baddest m*therf*cker that's gonna

step on that field this week."

[dramatic music playing]

[Reese] It's been almost two weeks

since the Eagles have played a game.

Finally, the wait is over.

The team that roared

through the season at a 14-3 clip

meets their rival of 90 years.

Here we go. It's playoff football live!

[Quick] I'm glad that you mentioned

the team that was roaring

earlier in the season because that's the

team that we really need to see tonight.

[Reese] The fact of the matter

is that we really haven't seen the Eagles

play the way they can play

for about a month.

[Quick] The Giants have a lot

of momentum coming into tonight

and it's up to the Eagles to take

that momentum away because tonight,

it's win or you go on vacation.

That's where we are.

[Jason] Alright Giant k*ller,

let's have a day, Bubba.

Let's go, LJ.

Have a day, Milt.

You know how long it took me

to get to this part of the playoffs?

Seven years.

Don't take it for granted now, young buck.

- Have a day now.

- [marching band drumming]

- Here we go, here we go, baby.

- [Reese] Here we go.

I think some of us, being floated,

worrying about a little bit of rust.

As Hurts takes the snap, he's back.

He is going deep,

looking for DeVonta Smith,

- who has it down at the 35-yard line.

- [crowd cheering]

- Hurts looks, Hurts fires. Complete.

- [players grunting]

He's got Dallas Goedert

standing in front of the goal line

into the end zone.

Eagles seven, Giants, nothing.

[Jason yelling]

- [triumphant music playing]

- [players grunting]

Well, this team has come out like a

stealth jet plane.

[referee] I just see you ran all the way

past that-- all the way to the sideline

- over there. God dang, man.

- [Jason] I'm trying, man.

- You've got some wheels down!

- I don't know how much longer

- I'll be out here, I gotta use it all up.

- Yeah.

[players grunt]

Hurts at the g*n. Screen to DeVonta Smith.

Across the five, into the end zone.

Touchdown!

It goes to Boston Scott,

he pushes forward...

he's in for the touchdown!

Hurts is gonna run.

Touchdown!

This thing's over, it's been over.

For a long, long time.

Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one...

38 to seven, Eagles.

The Philadelphia Eagles have reached

- the NFC championship game.

- [Linval Joseph] Yeah! Yeah!

Some of us thought

this would be a close game.

[Quick] I did.

[Reese] Total domination. [laughs]

[OB] There's her little mouth moving.

There's her sticking her tongue out.

I'm suppose to be due

February 25th and, um,

the Super Bowl is

the 12th of February, so 13 days...

prior.

When we firmed up a due date,

and then they had gone

on like, a winning streak,

I went to an OB appointment and was like,

"Hypothetically speaking,

if I had to go somewhere

when I was 38 weeks pregnant,

would you go with me?"

Because while we're out there,

he would be of no use to me.

And like if anything's going to put me

into labor early, watching a Super Bowl.

So if everything goes to plan,

it would be terribly inconvenient

for them to make the Super Bowl.

And therefore very likely

that it's a possibility.

[dramatic music playing]

[sportscaster] Jason and Travis Kelce

both take center stage

on the NFL's conference

championship weekend,

And I know what you're thinking,

play it forward.

If the Eagles and Chiefs both win,

we'll have brothers squaring off against

each other in the Super Bowl.

Mom and Dad will be in Philly.

They'll root Jason on and the Eagles

as they take on the San Francisco 49ers.

E-A-G-L-E-S,

Eagles! Woo!

[Reese] The two best teams in the NFC

are about to collide

for the right to head to Glendale, Arizona

for Super Bowl 57.

Birds by friggin' 50.

Take a mortgage out on the house

and put it on the birds.

[Quick] That San Francisco defense is

the number one defense in all of football.

- [kids booing]

- Alright, who raised these kids?

Who raised these kids?

Ever since Brock Purdy

became their quarterback,

they've scored more points than any other

offense in the National Football League.

So that's what the Eagles

have to deal with today.

[inspiring music playing]

- Go, Dad!

- Go, Dad!

Woo!

Have fun today, boys.

[Reese] And the Eagles will open

with the double tight end.

In the g*n is Hurts.

He's gonna throw, he pumps,

he fires, he completes it.

It's A.J. Brown up at the 40,

for a six yard pickup,

tackled by Charvarius Ward.

Hurts...

he's looking left, he's looking right,

he's pumping.

He is f*ring the football.

And it is caught by DeVonta Smith,

at the five.

What a marvelous catch.

On second down, the give goes to Sanders.

Up the middle, touchdown!

Seven nothing, Eagles.

[Fletcher Cox] Did ya see

Kelce's celebration?

The give is a fake.

[announcer] Purdy gets hammered

by Haason Reddick

as he's trying to throw the football.

Now they're walking towards the locker

room with their starting quarterback.

[Reese] Brock Purdy, who has done

a great job for the 49ers, is out.

Josh Johnson comes in at quarterback

He's the backup.

This is a major, major change

in this game.

Seven nothing, Eagles.

Under center is Johnson.

Johnson gives off to McCaffrey,

breaks a tackle, still on his feet

at the 15, 10, five, touchdown.

For the tying score.

Seven-seven, the score.

Hurts gives it off, gets it...

into the end zone.

- Touchdown!

- Yeah! Yeah!

They go Scott, tries to sweep.

He is in for the touchdown!

The 49ers are in deep trouble.

He sneaks. He pushes.

Touchdown! Jalen Hurts.

Ten, nine, eight...

...four, three, two, one.

The final score:

the Eagles, 31, the 49ers, seven.

[Quick] Pack your bags,

- we're going to the Super Bowl.

- [Reese] We are and we cannot wait.

- [soft piano music playing]

- [crowd cheering]

[Reese] Attention air traffic control,

A flock of eagles,

- is heading to Arizona.

- [Quick laughs]

Yeah, man.

- My wife's out here, have you seen her?

- [male voice] I have not seen her.

Have you seen Kylie at all?

Woo!

- Thank you, thank you.

- [male voice] Good job, good job.

[Jason] I love you.

- One more. One more. One more.

- Do it again.

[crowd cheering]

Gotta put 'em in your pocket.

Put 'em in your pocket, Wy.

We're flying to Arizona.

We're-- be there in two weeks. E--

[Eagles fans] A-G-L-E-S,

- Eagles!

- [fan] I love this f*cking city!

I gotta go, guys. I gotta go, I'm sorry.

I'm gone. I'm gone.

I got a Chiefs game to watch.

[Jim Nantz] For the second straight year,

it's Cincinnati

and Kansas City for the Lamar Hunt Trophy.

And the AFC Championship,

with the winner

- to face Philadelphia.

- Yeah.

Yeah!

Then you got Travis Kelce, trying to meet

up with his brother at the Super Bowl.

Jason and the Eagles already in.

Woo!

- Ah!

- From the 46 of Cincinnati.

He's got Kelce, he's taking off!

Another 16 yard play, back to back.

What's this day been like for you?

I started drinking about 11.

The Chief's first possession

leads to three.

Alright, Butker!

I woke up at three o'clock and I'm like--

uh, I just couldn't go back to sleep

'cause I was so excited.

It's been a long day.

It's not over yet.

Third and 14, Burrow to throw it.

[referee blowing whistle]

and Cincinnati is on the board.

Here we go, fourth and one

Is it there? End zone, caught!

Touchdown!

Travis Kelce with the touchdown!

Ah!

- There we go!

- Woo!

It's 13-six, Chiefs.

Able to seal 'em, here's the pass...

Oh, what a catch!

[groans]

Come on, Pat.

Get it in there, dude.

Hut!

Slipped out of the hands of Mahomes.

Ah, that's huge.

Higgins moving to the left side.

-They go up the middle to--

-Touchdown.

Touchdown.

30 seconds.

How many yards do they need

to be in field goal range?

[Tony Romo] You still gotta get yards,

Jim. At least, I think, 10.

Gotta get to the 30. Gotta get to the 30.

[Donna] I don't want this going

into overtime.

Oh, no, no. They're going to get

a completion right here.

This is your season.

Both teams all year, you knew

it was gonna come to this.

[Nantz] Here's Mahomes

rolling out on third and four.

He's gonna go for the--

Yes, he's got the marker!

He's out of bounds to stop it.

Oh, throw the flag!

And a flag's coming in

- to put it 15 yards closer.

- Oh my God.

- Yeah!

- [referee] Personal foul,

unnecessary roughness,

defense, number 58.

[Nantz] We're at 15 yards,

It's gonna take this all the way

to an inside of about

40-yard field goal attempt

to go to the Super Bowl.

Eight seconds left and 45-yard attempt

by Harrison Butker.

[Donna] Please. Butker. Butker. Butker.

Oh, my God.

From 45 yards...

- All the way, it's good.

- [crowd cheering]

[soft music playing]

Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

[Donna] Oh, sh*t. Oh. Oh, God.

Oh, God I can't believe it.

Yes!

[Winchester] Let's go

to the f*ckin' Super Bowl.

Let's go.

[fans] Kelce! Kelce! Kelce! Kelce!

["Kelce" chants continue]

Alright, I'm taking this off.

I'm done with the Chiefs now.

[fans] E-A-G-L-E-S, Eagles!

[upbeat music playing]

[host] Football's biggest week

proving to be a family affair.

Let's talk about the Kelces.

For the first time, two brothers

will be facing off in the Super Bowl.

- It'll be the first two brothers--

- Two brothers will be facing--

[host] Two brothers contend in the biggest

game of their professional careers.

Mom will be watching.

We've got Donna Kelce with us.

- Mama Kelce.

- Mama Kelce.

- Everybody loves your boys.

- Are you rooting for any particular team?

- Absolutely. The offense.

- [hosts laugh]

- "The Kelce Bowl."

- "The Kelce Bowl."

- "The Kelce Bowl."

- "The Kelce Bowl."

-Brother versus brother--

-Who's your favorite Kelce brother?

[indistinct overlapping dialogue]

Go Kelce brothers!

[kids yelling]

Oh my gosh.

[Travis] Welcome back

to New Heights, baby. [laughs]

Do you hear that? Dad is talking.

And he sounds very serious.

Okay? It's because he's recording.

- Listen to me, I understand that.

- I gotta to do my singing.

- Not-- nuh-uh.

- I gotta dance.

Okay.

I don't know if you guys know this, but

uh, there's two brothers

playing in the Super Bowl

and it's Jason and Travis Kelce.

If the world hasn't force fed you

this sh*t already.

Yeah, if you're not tired of it yet,

which we are, uh,

we're gonna talk about

the Kelce Bowl now.

As soon as Dad's done,

you can make all the noise you want.

Within reason.

- [child yells]

- Stop.

[child babbles]

Maybe, maybe, maybe-- hey, nuh-uh.

Could you pick a noisier toy?

- I'm bringing the girls.

- Nice.

- And Kylie's, Kylie's bringing her OB...

- Making the, making the show.

...because she's going

to be 38 weeks pregnant,

- at the game.

- Dude.

- Dude, if she has a baby--

- That could be the Super Kelce Bowl.

If she has-- a baby at the stadium.

-If she has a baby in the stadium,

-Great.

it's officially scripted.

We're in the Matrix.

- It's official.

- There's no f*cking way. There's no way.

- [children yelling and babbling]

- [Kylie shushing]

Stop, Elle!

Did we think it was going

to be both of us? Um...

I don't know. I thought it could happen,

but I didn't really ever

fully anticipate

it happening until pretty much last week.

I was like, "Man, this is--

this could really happen."

Now it's like, I don't know, man.

I like--

Somebody's gotta, somebody's gotta

send their brother home, man.

On some level, I think Travis and I

were rooting for each other,

but also kind of also,

hoping the other loss just to--

I dunno just 'cause uh,

it's going to be a little bit weird,

both of us playing against each other

and then the hype around it

and all that other stuff.

Ellie?

- Wanna show me "surprise" face?

- No.

I'm going to the Eagles game.

You're going to the Eagles game?

My dad was over yesterday,

And he was like, "Oh, I got to go. I got

to go meet with a reporter

for the L.A. Times." I'm like, what the...

Like they're both like,

just living it up, which is cool, but...

...it just adds more to it.

Alright, so I'm doing the maximum amount

of tickets that you can purchase.

'Cause that's the amount

that we were counting for.

This is why I don't go on

the calculator on my phone.

- That's a lot of money.

- $50,000.

Yep.

We are paying almost $4,000 for a f*cking

kid who's not gonna sit in a seat.

To watch her dad play in a game,

- that's bananas.

- It is.

I'm going to the Eagles game.

Hey, do you want to go to the Super Bowl?

- Yes or no?

- Nuh-uh.

- She don't want to go.

- She doesn't even want to go.

My baby wants to go to the Super Bowl too.

Oh, baby wants to go to the Super Bowl,

too, Dad.

What?

[pilot] American 97-45.

Go Birds, expect 2-5 left.

2-5 left covered, thanks very much.

120-point-niner, fly, Eagles, fly.

[analyst] Well, the Birds touched down

in Arizona just about an hour ago.

[analyst] One week from this moment,

Super Bowl 57 will take place.

And... action, Jason.

You know, we're the first brothers playing

against each other in a Super Bowl.

It's, it's incredible.

Probably had a better sh*t

at hitting the lottery,

than playing your brother

in the Super Bowl.

We played a lot of football

with each other.

We played a lot football

against each other,

a little bit higher stakes here

than we've ever had.

If you wouldn't mind,

scooping this guy up and flying him

some place really far away from here.

You touch me, Swoop, I'm gonna B-E-T you.

You jabroni, get out of here.

One of the biggest things

the fans want to know,

what's so different about

playing in this game.

[Jason] Uh, just the amount

of distractions

and the amount of media

and the amount of attention on the game.

And if we're being honest,

it's all just distractions

for the one thing

that we're all here to do.

I don't know. I don't like phrasing it

this way, but we're all a brand.

Look at that.

Don't break it.

Oh man, I'm, I'm a big

biscuits and gravy guy myself.

Yeah!

I regret that immediately.

Matt Harmon here with the real star of

the Super Bowl this year,

it's Donna Kelce.

The lady of the week.

The lady of the month.

- Yeah.

- The legend herself.

[Jason] My mom's here somewhere.

I'm happy with how well she's done.

I was a little worried for her,

if she was going to be able

to handle this type of environment.

You are the star of the Super Bowl.

Like every media outlet is like,"

"Well, we've got to get their mom.

I've been looking forward, trust me.

Thank you.

Guys, we really have to get going

- for our next one.

- Okay, no problem.

- I just go right up?

- Yep.

And just like Mom, where she knows

her boys hedge a big battle,

she comes bearing gifts.

Oh, Mama!

Mom, you're bringing in these cookies.

You've probably cooking these cookies

forever for these guys.

That's what got 'em big and ready

for the NFL.

I got a text from my OB,

and she was like,

"Kylie, O-M-G, the news."

And I was like, "The news?"

Jason's wife, Kylie McDevitt, may be

making some history all on her own.

Jason's wife is nearly

nine months pregnant.

Jason's like,

"Oh, yeah, I told him on the podcast."

And then ever since, there have been...

an alarming number of people concerned

with the status of my cervix.

[reporter] Jason, you're about to have

a baby, are you mentally prepared?

We haven't talked too much game plan

if it happens during the Super Bowl,

Our parents are coming along on the trip.

You know, we're going to have

her OB with her.

These are our supplies for the plane.

We have some suture.

We have some lidocaine.

When your doctors start telling you like,

"we're packing sutures, like,

just in case," you're like, "Huh."

This could really be

a bonding experience for you

and the other women on this flight.

That'll be lovely.

Hopefully we don't scar

small children on this flight today.

[Jason] She won't be on her own. but um,

I think if it happens during the game...

don't even put that in my head, please.

[Travis] You got to really channel in

and have the focus

of flipping that switch on and off, being

able to compartmentalize all of the--

what I like to call it nonsense

in the media world so that--

So your strategy is to make

the distraction not a distraction?

- Then it's not a distraction.

- Yes.

But then is it, is it a distraction,

with you trying

to not make it a distraction?

No, because I, I compartmentalize it,

you forgot to compartmentalize it

and make it not a distraction.

I like your use of "compartmentalize."

And... go ahead and look up.

Perfect, that's a wrap.

- Mommy, are we home?

- Are we at home?

Well, this is home for the weekend.

- Who's playing football tomorrow?

- Daddy!

And?

Who else is playing football tomorrow?

- Uncle Travis.

- There you go!

To be clear, like...

I, I am like an Eagles fan

to the extent of like,

if Jason ever went and played

for another team, I would wear Kelce.

I would not wear another team's stuff.

Like, I've thought about that a

number of times where like I just--

I couldn't do it. Like-- [laughs]

it sounds terrible.

Travis was in the playoffs one year

and the Eagles were not.

And so we went to a playoff game

in Kansas City and I was like,

Do I have to?

Like Trav knows that, like

I always want Travis to be successful.

Obviously,

I always want Jason to be successful.

But like, I can't um--

I'm not going to be out here

like doing the Chiefs chop,

whatever that tomahawk thing. No.

Are we cheering for Uncle Trav tomorrow?

Not tomorrow.

Tomorrow, at least one of them

gets to go home with a win.

But at the same time, I'm like when

Jason's like, closer to retirement so.

So can you just let it be the Birds?

Yeah, I uh...

Nick's been asking me to, like,

if I want to talk last few weeks,

and to be honest, I get real emotional.

I'll know if all this emotion

is f*cking good.

'Cause we just gonna be able to go out

there and play football. That's it.

It's the same sh*t that got us here.

Like I can't help myself.

Like, when I get going to this game,

I get to these big moments.

I think of everything I f*cking do

to f*cking get here.

- All the sh*t.

- [inspiring music playing]

All these m*therf*ckers, all of us--

Think how much you f*cking, f*cking--

think how hard it was

to get to this f*cking moment.

God damn, man.

As we say, I got a god damn

f*cking Frankenstein foot.

I swear to God, I didn't know if

he was gonna come back or not.

f*cking Boston ain't much more than 5'5.

- [team laughs]

- God damn.

We're here now, man.

'Cause you had the f*cking courage

to keep going.

This m*therf*cker, a system

f*cking quarterback?

Does he say sh*t?

f*cking put that f*cking head up high.

I'mma show you what a

f*cking system quarterback is.

Chin up, out on the field, transfer.

We got the opportunity.

We only need one more game.

And I'm--

I'm trying bring this emotion back down

'cause it's the same sh*t,

like Haas just said.

Just be f*cking dogs. Dog mentality.

Play after play.

Echo to the whistle.

Let's go show these m*therf*ckers

who we are.

I got so much g*dd*mn respect

for each and every m*therf*cker in here,

and we just got one more g*dd*mn game.

One f*cking more.

Dad, you got to move.

You got the checking the watch

and freakin' staring at my face.

You got to move.

You got to get out. This is absurd.

Ellie Ray, do you want to go

to a football game?

[atmospheric music playing]

The city's on fire.

I love the fact that the two brothers

are playing against each other.

I love the mother, Donna.

Champions gon' be

champions forever. [laughs]

[indistinct chatter]

- [television beeping]

- [children crying]

Mom, she's just not awake yet.

Stand up, Stand up.

- It was chaotic. Here we go.

- I'm ready.

[kids yelling indistinctly]

[crowd cheering]

[Kylie] Dad! Hi, Dad!

- Number 62.

- That's your dad.

[announcer] Travis Kelce.

So proudly we hailed

...the twilight's last gleaming

- [Travis] How 'bout this, huh big guy?

- [Jason] Love you.

Love you, big guy, do your thing.

You see her up there? [laughs]

Woo! Ginnie! Yay, Ginnie! Ginnie!

[Kylie] Four, three, two, one.

[producer] We're all ready,

alright strike away.

[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen,

it all comes down to this.

An entire season has been played

for the right to lift

the Vince Lombardi trophy.

[Travis] Love you big guy,

stay healthy, man.

- [Jason] Love you, brother.

- See ya after this thing.

[soft piano music playing]

[Kevin Burkhardt] Super Bowl 57.

Here we go.

Here we go now, guys.

Energy and focus, baby.

Energy and focus always win.

And so the Eagles will start

on their own 25-yard line.

Hurts over the middle.

There's Smith, he's got a first down.

And gets decked out of bounds

across the 40.

Hurts to throw, fires, and it's caught.

It's another first down

on his opening drive.

[players grunting]

Hurts looking, throwing,

another wide open receiver.

It's Smith again, breaks a tackle,

inside the 15.

Surging forward is Hurts,

- Touchdown Philadelphia.

- [Kylie] Yes!

Another opening drive

touchdown for Philly.

But now we get to see the MVP

Patrick Mahomes

[Greg Olsen] Expect him to come out

aggressive early.

They understand the battle that they're in

going up against this Philadelphia team.

[Burkhardt] Mahomes f*ring, and it's

caught by Kelce in stride.

- Travis Kelce up near midfield.

- [fan cheering]

[Donna] Woo!

[Olsen] Kelce at the bottom's going to

come in a little short motion.

[Burkhardt] Mahomes looking that way,

throwing that way.

Kelce, got it! Touchdown.

[crowd cheering]

Alright, little brother.

More, more, more.

Eagles have to get to the 35.

Hurts, pressure coming.

And this Kansas City D forces a punt.

[Olsen] Andy Reid deciding here

obviously to settle for a field goal.

[Burkhardt] And Butker's is hooking,

and hits the post, no good.

Hurts has all day. Loaded up.

Taking a sh*t.

- Oh, f*ck.

- [Burkhardt] Looking for A.J. Brown,

He's got it! Touchdown.

Yeah!

Yeah!

That's amazing.

That's what I'm talking about! [laughs]

So after the Butker missed field goal,

the Eagles lead.

Hurts on a quarterback draw,

no where to go and the ball is loose!

Sitting on the turf,

it's picked up by Bolton.

No one in front of him,

he's going to score!

Ah!

14-14, 9:39 to go in this first half.

Now Hurts, on the keep.

Has a seam, and Jalen Hurts

is in for the touchdown.

[Jason] Ah! [laughs]

21-14, Eagles on top of the Chiefs.

Hey accept the challenge!

Accept the challenge!

[Kylie] Tell him, not today Uncle Trav.

Not today.

[Mahomes] One 80, set.

Pacheco.

Right up the gut and in! Touchdown.

Quick throw. Toney's got it.

Touchdown, Kansas City.

This offense has come alive.

Mahomes, what's he gonna do?

Blitz coming, Mahomes.

Man wide open, touchdown Chiefs.

- It's Skyy Moore.

- Ah!

[Olsen] Three straight touchdown drives.

[Burkhardt] Butker,

extra point is up and good.

[dramatic music playing]

So it's the Eagles down by eight now.

9:22 to go, and the largest lead

of the day for the Chiefs.

Hurts, has some time.

Going deep, got a man, DeVonta Smith!

- He's got it!

- Yes!

He is out of bounds at the one!

First and goal they try

to shove Hurts over the end zone,

waiting for a signal.

He's in, touchdown Eagles.

[Olsen] They're a two point play away

from making this thing all tied up.

[Burkhardt] Hurts looking

for a block, and...

He gets there, he's in.

We're tied in Super Bowl 57.

[singing indistinctly]

[intense music playing]

4:18 to go.

And Travis Kelce

should have a first down.

[Mahomes] Blue 80, set.

Mahomes, in trouble, gets away.

Mahomes racing

with a bad ankle and all,

- inside the 20, he's taken down.

- [crowd erupts]

So here are the Chiefs,

2 minutes left, obviously already in field

goal range. What's the strategy here?

[Olsen] If you're Kansas City,

get a fresh set of downs,

for what would potentially be

just a game winning field goal.

- [crowd yelling]

- [fan] Defense! Defense!

[Mahomes] One 80.

[Burkhardt] Mahomes. Pressure.

Lofting one, end zone.

Incomplete. Juju Smith-Schuster

couldn't catch up--

There's a flag at the 10.

Hang on, there's a penalty.

What they call?

Prior to the pass, holding.

Number 24, defense.

It's game.

[melancholy music playing]

[Olsen] And that's worst case scenario,

you'll see...

James Bradberry,

they're going to say he grabs him.

Got his left hand on his back. I don't

know, Mike, listen, I think on this stage,

I, I think you let him play. Obviously,

Mahomes thought he saw it I think...

I don't know. I think you let him play,

finish this thing out.

I don't love that call.

[Winchester] Travis Kelce, dammit!

[laughs]

[Townsend] Ah! Ah!

[melancholy music continues]

[Jason] Congratulations. I love you too.

Good job.

Way to go. Congratulations!

- Go celebrate, go celebrate.

- [Travis] Love you, big guy.

- I love you. Oh, you're good.

- Thank you, man.

f*ckin' funnest f*ckin' year of my life.

- I love you, big guy.

- I love you too, go celebrate.

- Congrats, Tom.

- Hell of a season.

- Thank you.

- We'll see you back here next year,

- how 'bout that?

- Oh, I wish.

I don't know if that's going to happen.

[Donna muffled] It's okay.

[muffled speech]

[Donna crying]

- I love you.

- I love you.

Go celebrate with Trav.

Yeah!

Yeah!

[Travis] You saw everybody

pour everything out on that field.

Sure enough, the Chiefs came away

with a victory, baby.

- Congratulations, enjoy.

- Thank you.

Hey, hey, Chiefs Kingdom.

You gotta fight!

For your right

[Chiefs fans] To party!

- [Jason grunts]

- [child coos]

Yeah, it's alright, what can you do?

- What! You're still awake?

- [child] Dad!

- Daddy! Daddy.

- Come here, gimme hug.

What? Look at this outfit, girlie!

[grunts]

- Daddy. Daddy, are you okay?

- What? What?

I'm okay.

You're okay, you're okay.

- Dad, I made this specifically for you.

- Oh, my goodness.

That is so beautiful.

- How'd you do that? It's rainbow.

- It's rainbow.

I saw the confetti.

You saw the confetti?

It was red confetti.

It's not good. We wanted green confetti.

I like confetti.

That's alright,

we're happy for Uncle Trav.

- Dad, you didn't win.

- We said we'd be happy for him

- tomorrow.

- [Jason laughs]

- What's that?

- You didn't win.

- I didn't? Oh, man.

- No.

Uncle Travie winned.

- [stammers] Uncle Travie did win.

- Did you want that to happen?

I didn't want Uncle Travie to win.

- It's alright. Uncle Travie got it.

- [child babbling]

- [sighs] We can be happy for Uncle Travie.

- [Kylie] She wants that--

Come on.

She announced that on the bus.

- Did she?

- Yeah.

I didn't want Uncle Travie to win.

- [both laugh]

- [luggage zips]

They really lighten the mood.

What about you? Happy face.

- Angry face. Surprise face!

- [growls]

Woah!

[soft piano music playing]

Feel free to eat it.

I'm pro-eating boogers. Go for it.

- It's good for your immune system.

- [Kylie] Don't do it.

- They don't taste bad.

- [Kylie] Don't do it.

Trust me.

Don't do it.

- That's gross.

- Ah! You did it!

- I tried to warn you, Daddy.

- You did try to warn us.

- I like to eat boogers.

- Yeah. Me too.

- And when my-- [babbles].

- Yeah.

- What's your favorite color, Dad? Red?

- Green.

Green. 'Cause I like boogers.

Would have it been great to go out,

world champions, storybook ending?

Yeah, it would have been fantastic,

but y'know, it's just--

It was just one of those games.

The city's probably really upset, um...

Yeah. I hope that they're proud

of the way the team fought and played

and you know, again, I think that

we gave it everything we had and

just came up a little bit short.

[inspiring music playing]

I really do think that like, this team

represents Philadelphia and,

you know, this whole thing,

it's a Philly thing.

It's like the whole mantra

of like the postseason,

having the courage to

y'know, fight for who you are

and embrace, you know, your strengths

and believe in yourself,

and be happy with who you are

and how you're different.

Being unapologetically yourself,

until the whole world has to accept

how great you are.

And that's a Philly thing, man.

[Kylie] Are you ready to get in your bed?

'Cause Mom has things

she has to do before I have to leave?

Thank you, Ellie.

Okay,

- it's time for bed.

- [door shuts]

Mom and Dad are going to go

get your baby sister out,

- Okay?

- All right...

Because she has to come some time.

- Is she coming out today?

- Maybe tomorrow.

- Okay, goodnight.

- Goodnight.

- I love you.

- I love you!

Call us on the camera if you need me.

- What's that?

- Call us on the camera.

- [chuckles] I will.

- [Jason] Should I bring a fan?

No, you should not bring a fan

to the hospital.

It's that little one you got me,

the travel fan.

- The one that goes to training camp?

- Yeah.

Yeah, if you bring a fan to the hospital,

I will personally kick you out.

Just trying to be comfortable.

[both laugh]

- Jason, I cannot begin to tell you...

- You might need it.

...how little empathy I have for you

- in this situation.

- No, no, it's for you.

I'll bring it for you.

Jason, do not bring a fan to the hospital.

Jason, I'm not kidding.

'Bout to have a baby.

My job's easy. I got a nice book.

- [cameraman] The fan. The fan?

- Huh?

Well, we'll see.

That's a game time decision.

We'll see if she's gonna k*ll me,

trying to bring it out of the car.

Might not bring it.

Just think how nice it's gonna be when

- you get those stirrups off...

- Jason.

- ...and you have a nice breeze...

- I swear...

- ...across your face.

- ...to God.

If I feel an ounce of f*ckin' wind

from that fan, at any point during labor,

I will personally end you, okay?

Just--

Make the whole retirement decision easy.

[uplifting music playing]

[uplifting music continues]

- [Kylie shushing]

- [baby whining]

It was a-- it was an awesome year.

[Travis] Having the year that

we had to go through everything

leading up to this moment.

I screwed up a few years of my life not

being able to play on the field with you.

Um, then meeting you

at the mountaintop, brother.

It was um, we were on top

of that thing together, man.

It's such a hard feeling to juggle.

Back of my mind, I wanted all the success

and all the happiness, and all this.

But I was really--

I was just trying to find Jason.

Finally met my brother up there,

that I've been chasing my whole life.

The crazy part is that I would never

be playing this damn game

if it wasn't for you.

- Stop. It was--

- Um, nah this, it's the truth, man.

The moment I saw Mom

is when I got really emotional because

y'know, she was on top of the world for--

for a week.

- She was the heavyweight champ, man.

- Hey, baby girl.

You wanna hold her?

He's got a good ball security.

[gasps] Oh, hey girlie,

- How we doing, huh?

- Just like a football.

There you go.

[Jason laughs]

- [Travis] What kind of lines you got?

- I have one line.

A lot of risk.

[Jason] If you were to ask me at the start

of the season, would I have a--

like, one of the most successful podcasts

in the world and,

uh, the most successful

Christmas album release.

Go to the Super Bowl, and then come

to Saturday Night Live and host it

with my brother,

I would have said, "You're f*cking crazy."

Even though his team lost

after being up 10 points at half.

My brother is actually

really happy for me.

It's a different level of uh,

of fame I guess.

with all of this stuff, it's like hard to,

you can't say no to Saturday Night Live.

I've been watching my whole life,

and it's like a--

incredible moment for my brother.

But like, I'm also missing

my daughter's birthday today,

and I have a seven-day-old child

at the house.

[gasps] Is that the birthday girl?

How old are you, girlie?

[Kylie] Dad wants to know

how old you are, chica.

How's the day going?

- [child yells]

- Fine.

- Just fine?

- Yeah.

Um, I am going to make it home

by 3 p.m. tomorrow.

All right?

- Okay.

- Just letting you know.

I'm very sad.

You have to tell Daddy,

say goodbye and I love you.

Love you, Ellie. See ya, Ky.

Bye, J.

[sighs] Well, that went great.

Yeah, not up for "Dad of the Year"

right now, or "Husband of the Year."

[dramatic music playing]

[radio announcer] 94 WIP HD One,

Philadelphia Sports Radio, 94 WIP.

[radio host] So Jason Kelce hasn't already

told the Eagles his plan for 2023.

I'm putting Jason Kelce on the clock.

It's the middle of March, this is free

agency. What are we talking about here?

It's not fair to the Eagles, to have

Jason Kelce just looming out there,

trying to decide

if he's coming back or not,

because there's a possible

$14 million hole

on the start of free agency next Monday.

But you have to build

the rest of your roster.

You can't just wait on Jason Kelce.

[host] Listen, when you have a leader

and you have a character,

and you have a guy like Kelce, I mean,

you give him as much time as he needs.

[analyst] What the hell do you--

like, what are you thinking about

over the next two or three months?

Because make the decision, go home,

be with the kids, be with the wife.

Alright bro, listen, we love ya.

Alright. You playing this year or not?

[melancholy music playing]

[Kylie] I just keep catching him

in like his blank stares.

Even when he is here,

he's half checked out.

No matter what his decision is,

we're going to navigate it.

But when you have

two toddlers and a newborn,

and like going through postpartum,

like all of those levels

like layers of life.

And I'm just over here, like,

"You got your own sh*t, I'mma hold

onto this stuff, I'm just gonna hold this,

and you figure that out and um-- "

I think that that appropriately explains...

uh, football.

And how it impacts your family.

I want him to make a decision

that he feels comfortable being final in,

but ultimately, like to think forward

into all of the moving parts.

Yesterday I was fully ready to--

say right now, actually, like, just like,

"f*ck it, I ain't done it. I'm f*cking--

I'mma keep going."

And I went to sleep and

started thinking, like man,

"I can't f*cking do this again, I can't."

Ain't no f*cking way

I can do this again.

I had to get up off the couch.

It's not as easy as you'd think,

and I'm not taking any anti-inflammatories

right now, so my body is sore as sh*t.

Knees, ankles, my joints hurt worse

than they did in season.

I mean, there's no f*cking chance

I can do that again.

I don't have the energy or the mental

fortitude to get through another year.

[Jason] My brother this offseason said,

like, you know, you go to the Super Bowl,

and you lose, that makes

you want to win one

like, more than you ever

wanted the one before.

[Travis] You just feel the taste of the

mountaintop and you know what it takes.

You know, you can get there

and you know,

you just want to challenge yourself

to be perfect, man.

[Jason] When he said it, there was like a

group of people, I was like,

"This f*cking dude's, like, just saying

something that sounds good

to a bunch of fans."

And then I lost a Super Bowl.

That m*therf*cker was right.

[man] It makes sense on our end to try to

work something out before the 16th,

because, you know, that's when

free agency starts is right after--

[Jason] Free agency starts tomorrow.

Realistically, the team

wants a decision today.

I don't know what the answer is right now.

The worst thing I can do...

is say one thing,

the team commits to that,

and then I can't do it.

I don't want to do that.

You have brains in your head,

you have feet in your shoes.

You can steer yourself

any direction you choose.

[Jason] I got three kids, I got a wife,

you know, between broadcasting,

podcasting, for my health.

Like being a good husband

and father, like,

every logical thing is telling me

I should stop playing football.

I tear my body apart.

Like, what the f*ck is the purpose

for any of this stuff?

For, like, a game.

But like the-- that f*cking jolt you get,

every day fighting.

Every day you're trying to win

the rep in the weight room.

Win the play on the field.

[melancholy music playing]

So much of this like competitive fire,

fighting for your worth, and it's f*cking

hard, it's really hard to do that.

But man it-- like, keeps you alive.

f*cking, keeps the juices f*cking going.

And uh, you know those guys that--

you know,

that's what I've been worried about

is sitting at home

and not f*cking having that,

I have no doubt I can be a loving father.

I have no doubt that I can be successful.

But where am I going to get that?

Where am I gonna f*cking...

Well, I'm gonna be the best

in the world at what I f*cking do.

And not because of any--

Anything other than

"I go out there and earned it."

[Guy Clark] Well, now, this is a song

about jumping a garage.

[crowd on song recording cheers]

["The Cape" by Guy Clark playing]

[volume increases]

[song plays from stadium speakers]

[radio static]

[radio announcer] 94 WIP Breaking News.

[radio host] This is the b*mb, fellas.

Per the man himself.

Jason Kelce on Twitter:

"I have put much thought into whether

it makes sense to play another season.

After talking it over with my wife

and many other friends and family,

I have decided to return for another year.

Thank you to all my supporters

and detractors for fueling me.

I ain't bleepin' done yet."

Now he's old and grey with a flour sack

cape tied all around his head

He's still jumpin' off the garage

and will be till he's dead

All these years the people said,

he's actin' like a kid

He did not know he could not fly

So he did

He's one of those who knows that life

is just a leap of faith

Spread your arms and hold your breath

And always trust your cape

Spread your arms and hold your breath

And always trust your cape

[inspiring music playing]

[fan] Here we go, we're out

in Philadelphia, let's go Birds.

I got surgery at 6 a.m. tomorrow.

I got hit by a car.

Who cares? We out here, man.

You know, if you die, guess what?

You ain't getting buried on a Sunday.

'Cause we're coming

to the Eagles game first.

My mom was a huge Eagles fan. She d*ed

in 2020 from metastatic breast cancer.

So she loves Andy Reid,

so if we don't make it, it's the Chiefs.

[fan] Ain't no team greater

than the Eagles.

And if I got to suit up for Philly,

I will do it.

Oh, man. I love Jason Kelce.

He is uh, what we are.

He's our fabric.

Jason Kelce's an animal.

He'll be here forever until he retires.

I hope he stays until he's 50.

The part where he said,

"Hey, whoever thought we weren't

going to win the Super Bowl.

Guess what? You."

That was awesome.
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