04x05 - Dru Hill

[bunniefuu]

Oh, I'll get it.

Lori's voice: are you o.k.?

Kenan's voice: why you talkin' like me?

Hey, I'm talkin' like you!

Oh, man! When we bumped heads,

We musta switched voices!

We gotta do something about this! The show's about to start.

I can't go out there with this silly voice.

Don't talk to me about silly voices. I sound like a girl!

We don't have time to argue.

We gotta do something about this.

Hey, you two.

You guys ready to start the show?

Both: we have a little problem.

We'll talk about your problems later. We gotta go start the show.

We can't!

Lori beth, that was amazing!

How'd you do that? You sounded just like kenan!

She didn't mean to do it.

We had a accident.

Accident?

We bumped our heads and our voices got switched.

Whoa, this is a problem.

Hmm...

O.k., I got an idea.

Lori beth, you stand over there.

All right, kenan...

You stand over here.

O.k. Now bend down

And charge each other at full speed

And bump heads.

I'm not doing that.

Are you outta your mind?!

Fine. You guys want your voices back or not?

Absolutely.

Yeah.

O.k. Now when I say charge,

You charge each other.

Ready?

Charge!

Uh-oh.

Um...

O.k.

I'm gonna go start the show.

All right?

Sorry! [Whimpers]

Kel's voice: welcome to good burger, home of the good burger.

Can I take your order?

Kel's voice: uh...no?

Whoa! Whoa!

Fresh out the box.

Stop, look, and watch.

Ready yet? Get set.

It's all that.

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Well, this is unacceptable!

You can't cancel!

I have a bunch of people at my house

For a dinner party tonight!

But--but--

Oh, nerts to you!

Honey, what's wrong? I heard you say nerts.

I'll tell you what's wrong!

Our dinner party is ruin--come here.

Our dinner party is ruined!

The people I hired to serve the food just called and canceled.

What? But we have a bunch of guests in there

Waiting to eat!

What will we do?

I...don't...know!!

Dad, don't worry. I've arranged for someone

To come make dinner for our guests!

Uh...who?

I called the lunch lady from my school, miss piddlin.

She said she'd come right over.

Oh, honey!

Ha ha ha!

I'll go tell our guests.

Baby...

Baby, I'm being possessed by the stomach demon.

Help me!

Where's the food?

Friends...

Let me in the kitchen.

Friends!!

Now, I know you're all hungry, but not to worry!

The caterer will be here soon

To serve dinner to us all!

[Doorbell rings]

That must be her!

Everybody,

I'd like you to meet my school lunch lady,

Miss piddlin!

Thank you, baby!

Hello! How you all doin'?

I'm miss piddlin. Who all's hungry this evening?

I sure am.

Oh! Well, that's what miss piddlin loves to hear.

Baby, come help me set up in the kitchen.

Yes, miss piddlin.

Seems that we've all really lucked out.

Yes, it looks like we're all in for some good eating.

Hope she cooks fast.

All righty, y'all.

Miss piddlin is ready to start y'all off with some peas.

Yeah, yeah.

Uh, excuse me,

Uh, miss piddlin.

Yes?

The peas do look wonderful, miss piddlin,

But we thought we'd start the meal off with some soup

Or maybe a salad or something.

Yes, but miss piddlin thought that you might want to start off

With some peas.

Yeah, but, nevertheless,

Could we please begin with a salad?

Salad. Oh. O.k.

Salad.

Right.

Miss piddlin is back

With her special salad.

I like to call it...

Peas. Yeah.

Yeah.

All right. Here's some peas for you, baby.

No, thank you.

Excuse me?

Uh, I don't care for peas.

I'm sorry. Miss piddlin misunderstood you.

Sounded like you said that you don't care for peas,

And miss piddlin knows that everybody loves peas.

Well, not me. Thanks anyway.

"Not you. Thanks anyway."

All right.

Fine!

Well, then I guess miss piddlin

Will just set your peas aside, then, huh? Yeah!

Now! Now! Just set 'em aside!

Whoo! Heavens to betsy.

Miss piddlin almost lost her temper.

Moving right along...

Here's some peas for you, baby.

Oh, no, no.

Uh...no... Uh...no?

I'm allergic to peas.

I'm not gonna have any this time.

Are you rejectin' miss piddlin's peas?

Yes. Sorry.

Well...

If you don't want miss piddlin's peas on your plate,

Then I guess miss piddlin will just have to

Shove her peas in your nasty face!

Allergic to it. Allergic to it.

Oh!

Miss piddlin almost lost her cool again.

Would you like some peas, baby?

Whoo! Yes! Yes! I'll take all the peas! Yeah!

That's good.

O.k.

Gee, I can always count on you.

Yeah!

All right, miss piddlin, please!

Now we don't want just a bunch of peas for dinner.

Now kindly stop being ridiculous.

Ri--

Ridiculous?

Miss piddlin is bein' ridiculous,

Is that what you trying to tell me?

You're being a little ridiculous.

O.k. [Screeches] fine!!

Well, then I guess miss piddlin will have to

Get rid of these nasty peas then, won't she?

Get rid of these nasty peas, then, won't she?

Get rid of these nasty peas, then, won't she?

Now who's got a bosom full of peas, huh? You. You, you.

That is it! We've had enough!

Miss--miss piddlin, you can kindly get out of my house!

Oh, you gonna throw me out?

Yes.

Ooh!

I'm sorry, mr. Finkle.

I accidentally dropped a pea on your table.

I'll get it. I need it to make my split pea soup.

How you make split pea soup?

I will show you.

Miss piddlin almost let her anger and brute strength

Get the best of her.

Well, I better sing a song to calm me down.

♪ For peas a jolly good vegetable ♪

♪ For peas a jolly good vegetable ♪

♪ For peas a jolly good vegetable ♪

♪ Which everyone love to eat... ♪

Oh.

[Screams] sing!!

♪ For peas a jolly good vegetable ♪

♪ For peas a jolly good vegetable ♪

♪ For peas a jolly good vegetable ♪

♪ Which everyone loves to eat ♪

♪ For peas a jolly good vegetable ♪

♪ For peas a jolly good vegetable ♪

♪ For peas a jolly good vegetable ♪

♪ Which everyone loves to eat ♪♪

Whoo!

And now, lori beth denberg

With more vital information for your everyday life.

Monkey see, monkey do.

Monkey no see, monkey step in doo.

It's fun to eat ice cream.

It's weird to eat it out of an australian's pajamas.

If someone asks what time it is,

It's not nice to say,

"It's time for me to smash raw eggs in your face,

Captain tinkleberry!"

This has been lori beth denberg with vital information.

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪♪

[Man's whining voice] hi, everyone.

It's time for ask ashley.

That's me!

I'm ashley, and I'm here to answer your letters.

Our first letter comes from...

Jeff levinson of cambridge, massachusetts.

Jeff writes,

"Dear ashley..."

That's me!

"Dear ashley,

"Help! My room is filled with smoke,

"And it's very, very hot.

"And for some reason, the rest of my family's

"Out in the yard screaming for me, and I hear sirens.

"It's so hot in here, ashley,

"That some of my things are starting to melt.

What's wrong with my house?"

Gee, jeff, I think I do know what's wrong with your house.

It's on stinkin' fire!

Your house is on fire, dipstick!

So stop writing letters to a television show,

And get out of your stinkin' house before your stinkin' brain melts!

Not that that would make a huge difference with you!

Man!

Our next letter comes from...

Danny shapiro from westminster, california.

Danny writes,

"Dear ashley."

That's me!

"Dear ashley, last week I went on a camping trip,

"And I met a new friend.

"He was feet tall and had black hair all over him.

"But he wouldn't talk to me.

"All he did was growl, steal our food,

"And hurt my daddy.

Why is my new friend so mean?"

Why's your new friend so mean? Hmm...

Maybe it's because...

He's a stinkin' bear!

A bear, you woodsy dope!

My advice is if you want a new friend,

Get on a plane flight to cambridge, massachusetts,

And look for jeff levinson!

He won't be hard to find!

He'll be the idiot boy sittin' in his room

Wondering why his house is on stinkin' fire!

Man!

Our next letter comes from...

Brandon mcgee of orlando, florida.

Brandon writes,

"Dear ashley..."

That's me!

"Dear ashley, I just love pork and beans.

"In fact, pork and beans are my favorite food.

"But every time I try to eat pork and beans,

"I hurt my teeth trying to bite through the can.

"No matter how hard I bite,

"I can't seem to get my teeth through the thick metal.

What can I do?"

Well, brandon, here's a little clue for you.

Open the stinkin' can!

Try a can opener, bubble head!

Duh, I'm brandon...

And I'm stupid boy,

And I bite cans,

And blah-dee-blah-dee- blah-dee-blahh!

Hungry, brandon? O.k.!

Why don't you go to the woods,

Help danny shapiro get eaten by his new friend

The k*ller bear,

Then fly to cambridge, massachusetts

And watch jeff levinson's stinkin' house burn to the stinkin' ground?!

Man!

Well, that's all the advice I have for you today.

Bye-bye, everybody!

♪ This is all that ♪♪

Now class,

When the indians att*cked pearl harbor,

Napoleon was so angry

That he called up the king of wisconsin

And forced the mountain people to pull their taffy!

And pull it, they did.

And that is how they became known

As the taffy yankers.

You there, simon.

How dare you enter my classroom late,

And wearing your pajamas?

The classroom is no place to be comfortable.

Answer me, simon.

Miss fingerly's a witch.

Ooh!

Witch? Did you...

Simon, if you insult me,

I'll just have to give you a severe tongue lashing!

Come back here, young man, and take your licks!

[Talking gibberish]

Uh--miss fingerly, I think simon's asleep.

Oh, fish twaddle!

I just saw simon enter this classroom.

I'm not daffy!

Uh--miss fingerly, simon's a sleep walker.

Sleep walker?

Yeah, he's sleeping right now.

All right then, I shall take this metal-edged ruler

And awaken him rudely.

No, no!

Hmm?

You must never awaken a sleep walker, miss fingerly.

It's too dangerous.

It's true, miss fingerly.

If you wake a sleep walker like simon there,

The shock could k*ll him.

Oh, very well.

Back to my meaningless lecture.

Now, the taffy yankers did, in fact, pull their taffy,

But they did not do so happily.

Soon, they elected a leader

Known as the yankmeister un schtookenlout.

Simon!

What are you doing?

Must eat breakfast.

He's dreaming, miss fingerly.

Miss fingerly, I think he thinks I'm a cereal bowl.

But you're no bowl of breakfast!

Are you?

No.

And the classroom is no place for nourishment!

Now, back to my yammering!

We all see that...

[Thump]

Drat! What now interrupts me?

Must squash.

My goodness.

Must squash.

Oh, my good...

Gross.

Miss fingerly, I think he's dreaming

That I'm some kind of a giant cockroach.

Well then, stop being one this instant!

And you there, simon,

We don't swat cockroaches,

We heave them out the windows!

Oh, miss fingerly, why'd you have to go and say that?

Miss fingerly!

[Meow!]

Stop squealing or you'll wake simon!

Oh! Let go!

Oh, my, I've been brassiered!

Simon, give me that!

Thank you, simon.

Teachers love to have fruit on their heads.

Miss fingerly, I think simon's dreaming he's robinhood.

Robinhood? What would that...

Oh, for the love of ho-hos, that hurts!

Oh, simon, you missed my fruit and penetrated my gut!

Shh. Don't wake him.

Yes, you know how dangerous that is.

We've gotta let him keep sleeping.

All right. Then I'll just ignore my wound

And continue my blather.

You all know that when...

Oh!

My butt is filled with arrows!

Oh, therefore,

Class dismissed.

All right!

Wake up.

The show's over.

Oh, yeah! Kick it!