04x08 - Spice Girls

[bunniefuu]

What you reading?

Oh, it's a magic book.

Cool. A magic book?

So, what does the magical book do,

Float in the air, pull rabbits out of itself?

The book's not magic, igmo!

It's a book about magic.

Oh.

Hey, uh--

Why don't you show us a trick?

Yeah, cool.

O.k.

For my first trick, I need a $ bill.

Does anybody have a $ bill?

Let me see if I have a $ bill.

Whoo! Wow! A $ bill. There you go.

You all see this ordinary, everyday $ bill, right?

I see it!

O.k. Well, I'm going to tear it up into little pieces.

Wait, wait.

Now I'm going to put the bill bits into this hat,

And...

Ointment!

Now, remember that $ bill?

Now, look! It's an artichoke!

Yay!

Wait a minute! Hold the phone!

Now, houdini, I gave you $ bill

And you turned it into an artichoke,

But I don't like artichokes. I hate artichokes.

Dip it in butter.

Oh, all right.

Do another trick!

O.k. For my next magic trick,

I need a volunteer. Is anybody a volunteer?

I'm a volunteer! Pick me!

O.k., Lori beth.

Yes.

O.k. I'm going to put this paper bag over your head.

Uh-huh.

And...

Wow! Cool trick!

Uh--that's not the trick.

Abracadabra!

Hucous mucous! Chaka khan!

Lump fish!

People, the show starts...

Hey, look, lori beth lost her hair.

Baldie.

How's it feel?

Hey, amanda, do one more trick before we start the show.

Trick? You mean, like magic trick?

Ooh, show me.

O.k. Then kevin, this magic trick is for you.

Sit down.

Oh, wee.

Hucous mucous! Chaka khan!

Karma chameleon!

Shrimp toast!

You turned kevin into a chimp!

Can you turn him back?

Why? What's the difference?

Yeah, she's right.

Well, let's go do the show. Come on, guys.

O.k., Let's go guys.

Wait. Come back.

Hey, hey.

I'm hairy, and I like it.

Fresh out the box.

Stop, look, and watch.

Ready yet? Get set.

It's all that.

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ Check it, check it

♪ Now, this is just an introduction ♪

♪ Before we blow your mind ♪

♪ The show is all of that ♪

♪ And yes, we do it all the time ♪

♪ So sit your booty on the floor ♪

♪ Or in a chair

♪ On the ground or in the air ♪

♪ Just don't go nowhere

♪ 'Cause everything we do

♪ Is all of that

♪ When entertaining you

♪ We're all of that

♪ My posse and my crew

♪ Is all of that

♪ So sit still

♪ 'Cause we're comin' right back ♪

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ Check it out

♪ Oh

All that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪♪

Captioning made possible by nickelodeon and the u.s. Department of education

We're onion rings, and we're circular.

Oh, yeah? Well, we're french fries, and we stand erect.

Oh, what dude? Let's fight! Whoa!

Hey! What's wrong with you?

Dude, it's the great french fry onion ring w*r.

Well, I'm hungry.

Oh, o.k. Welcome to good burger, home of the good burger.

Can I take your order?

Can you give me an order of some good french fries, in a hurry?

O.k.

Hey, did I tell you to throw fries at me?

Tell me to do what?

Throw fries at me!

Oh, o.k.

Bye! Come again!

Uuugggghhh!

Hey, look, the good shrimp are here.

Hey, ed, give us a hand with these.

Oh, o.k.

♪ Da da da

Welcome to good burger, home of the good burger.

Can I take your orders?

Uuuggghhh!

No, we're selling these shrimp. Don't you remember?

Look, read the sign.

Monkey shampoo.

[Grunting] huh?

No, it says good shrimp.

Oh, good shrimp?

Yeah. Spats, let's get these babies cooking here.

O.k.

O.k., Ed. Now, I gotta go put on the shrimp costume.

When do we get to shampoo the monkeys?

There are no monkeys, ed!

Look, mr. Bailey asked me to wear the shrimp costume

And go stand outside to help sell the good shrimp!

Look at my pants.

No!

Hey, look out!

[Car screeching]

[Big bang]oh, he's hit!

Oooohhh!

Oooohhhh!

Ooohhh!

Help me. I've just been in a terrible car accident!

Help me!

Welcome to good burger, home of the good burger.

Can I take your order?

No! I'm hurt!

I'm ed.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Leave it alone.

You want fries with that?

You don't understand!

Oh, dude, that is so cool!

People tell me that all the time!

Hey, hey! In junior high,

I was voted least likely to understand.

Listen!

O.k. Shh.

Look, I am trying to tell you...

Shh.

Dude, how can I listen if you're talking.

No, look! I have just been in a terrible car accident!

My arm is a pretzel! Do you have a telephone.

Oh.

Yeah, we have a telephone.

But we only use it in case of an emergency.

This is an emergency!

Call an ambulance!

O.k.

Ambulance!

On the phone. Call an ambulance on the phone!

Ambulance!

I need a-- I need a hospital.

Huh?

O.k., Come again.

Hey, check me out!

Hey, look! How do I look, bud?

Aaahhhh!

It's a giant shrimp!

I don't understand it, so--i'll k*ll it!

Hey! Why are you b*ating that shrimp?!

I need to!

Hey, you're cute.

It's me! It's me, fizz!

Aaahhh!

It ate fizz!

No, you don't understand.

Don't worry, fizz, I know the "shrimplich" maneuver.

The "shrimplich"?

I can't save you, fizz!

But I'm gonna make this shrimp regret what he's done to you!

No more pain!

Whooooaahh!

And now, lori beth denberg with more vital information

For your everyday life.

It is better to have loved and lost

Than to have your face licked by circus clowns.

If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning.

If I had an arm growing out of my head,

I'd be arm-head mcgee, private detective.

It's a weird thing to sit in a pot of boiling water

And then shout, "hey, everybody,

Come have a bowl of chicken noodle me!"

This has been lori beth denberg

With vital information.

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪♪

Agent jimmy bond in the house.

Oh, wonderful!

Hello, w, it's a pleasure...

W! W, stop, would you?

W, are mad?! Ow!

W, please stop this psychotic door, please!

I'm sorry. It must have malfunctioned.

It's o.k., W. Never mind.

What seems to be the emergency?

I'm afraid something terrible and horrendous has happened.

An evil villain is planning to blow up the world.

No!

It's true!

Who, w! Who will blow up the world?

Hot toe!

Hot toe.

Not hot toe!

I'm afraid so.

I...

Now, who is hot toe again?

Oh, come check out my big, huge monitor!

Good heavens! Is that...

Hot toe?

Yes, it is.

And you must stop her.

But how? She looks so mean.

Well, yes, she is.

And she's very mischievous.

But I have a secret w*apon

That can help you stop hot toe.

W, that's just a telephone.

Oh. Heh heh heh.

It looks like a telephone,

But actually, it is a powerful and manly w*apon.

Really, w? How does it work?

Well, I'll show you.

Ow! W!

Dear me, the pain!

My head!

That's really, really effective.

Oh, yes!

I hit you good, didn't i?

Yes, you did.

But I've worked up a bit of a hunger and all that.

I--i saw that sandwich.

You mind if I go have a bite of it?

Oh, go, do your thing.

Oh, good.

Nourish.

Oh, wait a minute! Super jump!

Karate chop!

Oh, no!

W! W?

Oh.

Stop.

Oh, sorry.

Bond, that wasn't an ordinary sandwich.

That was an expl*sive sandwich.

That's why it went all bang.

Now, bond, you have to stop hot toe.

Now, run! Run fast like a man!

I know.

Yes.

So, like, do you want to go see a movie tonight?

[Beep]

[Shrill brooklyn accent] what you talking about?

You know that I can't see no movie tonight! O.k.?

My toe is way too hot! O.k.?

And besides that, I gotta blow up the world!

Hello, hhh...

Hot toe.

Jimmy bond? What's up with you, man?

Why you gotta be doing gymnastics and everything

All over my floor? What's up with that?

Never you mind.

Why are you blowing up the world?

Why shouldn't i?

Because it's rude!

Look, o.k., If I wanna blow up the world,

Then I'm gonna blow it up. O.k.?

What's up with you?

Why blow up the world at all?

Why not just leave it be?

Look at my hot toe!

Your toe?

Yeah, my toe.

Look how hot it is, o.k.

That's why they call me hot toe.

Tell me how you plan to blow up the world. Tell me!

No.

Why not?

Because it's none of your beeswax.

You fiend!

♪ Cold finger

Hey, hot toe.

I'm here for our : meeting.

Cold finger. No!

Jimmy bond!

Hey, hey!

How you been, boy?

Man, it is good to see you.

You remember betsy, don't you?

Stop that!

Look at my finger. It is really, really cold.

Look at it. Look at it!

My cold finger. Cold fi...

Look, I know it's cold.

You told me years ago,

Hundreds of times.

Yeah, but it's still cold.

Oh, man, you would think it would've warmed up by now,

But uh-uh, it is still really, really cold.

Oh, so cold.

Look, I know it's cold, cold finger.

Please, just tell me what you're doing here.

Well, me and hot toe are gonna blow up the world--together.

That's right.

I should have known you two were working together.

Tell me immediately how you plan to blow up the world!

That's easy.

As soon as he puts his cold finger

To my hot toe,

Then the whole world is gonna blow up.

Let's get to it.

No!

You two will blow up absolutely nothing.

I have a telephone.

Aaaayyyyyeeeeya!

Look at my finger. It is so cold. Feel it.

Come on. Feel how cold it is!

I--i'd rather not.

Come on, cold finger, let's do it.

O.k.

No! Don't!

Must save the wo...

Must save the wo...

You cannot blow up the world!

Back off...

Ooohhh!

Chump!

All right, hot toe,

Let's touch my finger to your toe,

And blow up the world.

It's cold!

[Loud expl*si*n]

Oh, man! It didn't work!

Chillsels!

Cold finger, look.

Look what happened to jimmy bond.

He's...

He's...

He's a pig!

[Jimmy bond's voice] I can't believe that I'm a pig.

Hey, cold finger, you said that if we touched,

The whole world would blow up, man.

Oh, well. Instead, we just turned jimmy bond into a pig.

That's weird.

Oh, well. I may be a pig,

But at least you didn't blow up the world.

Yeah, man, too bad.

Ahhh-chillsels!

Welcome, come on, hot toe.

Let's dance.

I'm ready.

♪ This is all that ♪♪

[Whiny male voice] hi, everyone.

It's time for ask ashley.

Where's amanda?

I don't know. She's supposed to be doing ask ashley.

Oh, this is embarrassing!

Hey, what's uh-- what's going on?

Amanda's not here.

Not here? But she's ashley!

Freaky announcer guy?

Uh--where's amanda?

[Whiny male voice] I don't know.

I'll go see if I can find her.

Yeah, do that.

What the...

Danny, what's wrong?

Amanda?

Amanda, what are you doing sitting in the audience?

You're supposed to be doing ask ashley.

Amanda, get down here.

Amanda, why are you doing this?

Hmm?

Are you talking to me?

Amanda, come on. We don't have time for these games.

We've got a show to do.

I'm not amanda.

What are you guys talking about?

I'm gretchen, gretchen reed.

Huh?

Look, amanda or-- gretchen,

Gretchen, we're gonna need you on stage.

What are you guys talking about?

I don't look anything like amanda.

Oh, please, come on!

Amanda bynes is kinda, well...

Funny looking.

But i, on the other hand,

Well, I'm freakishly adorable.

Why is she doing this?

You tell me. I don't know.

She's nuts, I tell ya, nuts!

Nuts! She's nuts!

Hey, everybody!

Sorry I'm late.

The makeup lady fell off the roof.

I'm gonna go get my letters and I'll be right back.

Gee, uh--sorry, gretchen.

That's me!

Yeah, let's-- let's go watch the sketch, guys.

O.k.

Start the show it already!

Yeah, I wanna see ask ashley!

Yeah, me, too!

Me, too!

Hey, isn't that us?

That's a row of us, all right!

Start the show!

Hey, I'm cute.

Sorta.

Come on, guys. Let's uh--let's go get a massage.

Y, clavis! Wake up.

The show's over.

Oh, yeah! Kick it!